ITT: Things Italians never say.
>I'm moving out of my parents house.
>maybe it's a bit rough of me to use random vowel sounds as stopgaps in every single sentence
>I'm winning a war
>we should use our inside voices
>It'sa not a spicy meatball
>Put cream in Carbonara
>lemme git my face all in dat pussy bae
>I didn't bang OP's mum today
>my hands may annoy others so I should stop moving them so much
>I hope this small foamy beer doesn't flood my country
>>58848758
Im gonna speak without moving my hands
>Maybe I shouldn't talk too loud, it might annoy others.
>>58848758
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>>58848946
> I worked today
>tfw no gf
>I understand that you want to eat alone, Anon.
>Easter?
>>58848758
>I'm going to listen to my priest
>>58848891
Italian beer is served in infamously small doses, m8. A 2 cl serving of beer is called an Italian here.
>>58849205
2cl is 20ml you dummie, 20-30 cl is a small, 40-50 cl is a medium and 1L is big
Sicily is not good
>>58848758
>I love all Italians equally
>I love Muslims and diversity
>I will stay true to my allies
>I'm glad I don't have to pay any protection money to the mafia
>I want to learn how to speak English properly
>I want to eat something that doesn't involve pasta or bread
>Fuck it let's go to pizza hut tonight, it's just as good.
>I drive a Japanese car
>I'd rather hang around with non-italians
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>>58851393
I'm guessing you worked in the south of Italy
>>58851528
>worked
>I don't take 2 hours to eat my lunch
>I like traffic laws
>I never complain about English weather
>>58848758
moved out at 18
>>58848808
mad slovenian
>>58848828
delet
>>58848845
meme
>>58848847
meatballs aren't usually spicy
>>58848849
correct
>>58848858
t. new worlder heritage douche
>>58848865
very true
>>58848869
cry more ameriblob
>>58848891
t. Mario van Nistelrooy
>>58848899
not possible
>>58848946
WHAT?
>>58849007
I will tonight
>>58849025
tfw
>>58849111
that's India
>>58849189
lel
>>58851009
LEL
>>58851091
>mad Tyrolean
>>58851199
Mafia doesn't exist
>>58851274
lol fucking nerds
>>58851319
memes
>>58851393
delet
>>58851404
I do
>>58851470
why not?
>>58851617
30 minutes usually
>>58851670
cuck
>>58851716
who cares
>I've ner made an amateur porn film
> I love having proper conversations with my bros while ignoring all the girls in the bar
>I don't need to drink to have a good time
>eat whatever food combination you want
Italians are worse foodnazis than the Spanish
>>58851932
IF YOU PUT PARMESAN ON PASTA WITH TUNA I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU M8, DON'T YOU FUCKING THERE DO THAT SHIT IF YOU ARE NOT AT LEAST TWO COUNTRIES AWAY, YOU HEAR ME? I WILL FUCKING HOOK YOU IN THE GABBER AND SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH
>I was terrified, but still I marched forward
>the problems with hooligans aren't ruining the global perception of Serie A
napoli is such a nice city
>>58852003
Is it true that there's a rule about pasta sauce: sauce with particles goes with short pasta, sauce that is more like solid mass fits long pasta?
>My tank has more forward gears than reverse
>I wont betray my allies
>>58852117
that's completely made up
>Okay lads, let's win this game fair and square
>>58851737
t. pugliese butthurt
>>58851773
never done it
>>58851775
jersey shore memes
>>58851913
we don't drink that much
>>58851932
way more autistic about it than you
>>58852030
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>>58852146
>neet anglos in their 20's bringing up their grandparents' deeds
>>58852096
glad Serie A is dying to be honest
>>58852116
not as bad as the memes say
>>58852200
t. zinedine
>>58852159
I knew I can't trust Americans who 'live in Italy for years, blah-blah'.
>no thanks, I won't be trying to fuck the English family's 16 year old daughter when they come to visit
>A bribe you say? How dare you! I'm reporting you to the police!
>>58852765
Is this based on a true story?
>>58852899
Yes
>>58851737
t. pugliese butthurt
>>58851737
>Replying to every post in the thread would be really autistic. Maybe I shouldn't.
>>58857452
call the cops nigga I don't give a fuck
>>58857500
t. pugliese butthurt
>>58852247
>never done it
that's because you're a virgin
>>58857783
spicy meme
>>58852247
Not even going by Jersey Shore, just Italian erasmus students here m8
>>58858874
you're an expert then :^)
