>entire city being evacuated
>/int/ doesn't give a shot because it's in Canada
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/trending/live-blog-fort-mcmurray-wildfires-1.3565398
>A FUCKING LEAF
Hahahaha get fucked loser
>Canada burning
>Canaburn
DUDE
>>58840920
I care.
t. greatest ally
Even if Justin "dude weed lmao" Trudeau balkanizes Canada into warring states, we will support you to the end.
LMAO FUCK CANADA
I honestly couldn't care less about Alberta and I wish fire catches in oil rigs and tar sands. They've been bragging and giving shit to the entire country forever now with muh oil and ''pls accept our pipelines in ur city pls'' and now they're sinking down the drain because they couldn't manage to diversify their economy.
God hates Alberta and he is proving it by reducing Fort McMurry to ashes.
>live in a frozen swamp
>get burned
O CANADA!
O CANADA!
You guys should try spraying water on the fire
>>58840920
We don't really hate you Canada. Except when you shitpost and act like an autist.
>be leaf
>burn
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58840920
>alberta
who gives a fuck
your fault for not living in the only three provinces that matter (bc/ontario/quebec)
>lives in the coldest country of north America
>still burns into a fiery shithole
Can't make this shit up!
>>58840920
>Alberta
I certainly don't give a shit
>>58840920
>be Canada
>just blaze
>>58840920
A FUCKING
MARIJUANA
LEAF
L
E
A
F
>the leaves are burning
>>58841144
>My favourite lifelong club Leicester city won EPL
>New Radiohead song
>Ted "El Rato: Cruz dropping out making Trump God Emperor
This week is good for the world fuck you Canada
>all those big tough truck-owning hard-working men working over in Alberta constantly shitting on me because I'm neet living on disability
>oh no oil prices crash and now they're all unemployed and broke and their trucks are getting repossessed and they're committing suicide
>now their entire province in burning
lol this is some Old Testament level poetic justice
>>58840982
You realize this comic is making fun of America right
>>58841179
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
YOU FUCKING BERNOUT SHILL
REEEEE
Isn't that place full of flammable petrochemicals? It a miracle it was not destroyed ages ago.
HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNING
>>58841017
t. Pajeet Patel of Ontario
>>58840982
>Supporting a coward state that hates us despite us
>Supporting a coward state that won't recognize Kurdistan because of their stupid meme independence movement
COWARDS
O
W
A
R
D
S
>mfw they made fun of us in Toronto working in Finance
>mfw they're all hanging themselves and burning now
HAHAHAHA
FINANCE MASTER RACE
>>58840920
Why do most Canadians hate Albertans?
Is it because they have oil and make fat wads of cash from it?
(cash that is now burning from the fucking oil fires lmao)
>>58840920
I care, anon.
>>58841312
>Is it because they have oil and make fat wads of cash from it?
correction
MADE loads of cash then wasted all of it
now they are poor scum
>>58840982
You keep this one too.
>>58840920
Just blows my mind how these guys are making 100K a year age 19-25 and didn't think "maybe I should save this and go to school" nope big truck/drugs/houses. It's their own Fucking fault their Shit is getting repo'd
>>58841312
>and make fat wads of cash from it?
made* FTFY
>>58841398
>are making
WERE making
and they wasted literally every penny
>>58841370
>>58841370
>>58841370
>burnstralia laughing at other victims
>>58841370
Oh my fuck
DEVILISH
>>58841460
all Australians exist for is to die so its not nearly as sad
McMurray is shithole the only great place to live in alberta is edmonton so i really dont give a shit
>>58841320
>>58841045
>>58840982
#StandsWithCanadAnon2k16
>>58840920
>le you burn you win face
>>58840982
>common sense
>strict gun laws
pick one
>>58841561
>>58840920
>A
>SUBSTITUTE
>DRAMA
>TEACHER
kek
All these Chads and Stacies on my Facebook posting final pictures taken from their cars of their houses with flames rising into the sky in the backgrounds
>>58841603
post one
>>58841603
POST
O
S
T
let the normies hit the floor
I wonder how much of the city will be left tomorrow
Stay safe, oil niggers. Eastern Canada and leftists may hate you but you keep this country going so god bless
>>58841706
>mfw that pic
I love the smell of burning oilniggers in the morning
>>58841735
Fuck off, scum.
I unironically hope you die in a fire
This is how it looked for people evacuating
holy crap
>>58840982
>balkanizes Canada into warring states
what century do you live in?
>>58841859
There is some serious divisiveness between regions, in case it's not obvious by all these assblasted eastern Canadians spamming memes and keks.
>>58841784
Oh, Alberta getting a taste of its very own medecine. How does it feel now to see that eastern Canada doesn't give two shit about you people?
>>58841895
The west should leave so we can all be happier.
what is Trudeau doing ? been getting the impression he doesn't care much for Saskatch or Alberta
Pray to Tlaloc for a great deluge.
>>58841677
>>58841662
Your wish is my command
>>58841929
The Trudeaus have never given a fuck about the west.
>>58841978
>>58841849
>>58841812
Impressive.
>>58840920
desu i don't watch the new often, so i did not know
if i see a place for donations i will help
>>58841998
>Waaa muh NEP
Ah the eternally butthurt Western redneck. How's the oil economy going for you?
>>58842043
how's being poor you fucking Maritimes queer?
neck yourself
This is mother nature's revenge for the oil sands
>>58841998
Like father like son, eh?
Man I hate these political dynasties (the Trudeaus, the Clintons, the Bushes) with a passion.
Career politicians in general are a fucking menace
>>58841312
because Albertans think Alberta is the best and runs this country when in reality it's us Ontarians that are the best and run this country. Toronto alone has a larger GDP than the province of Alberta. Never mind the rest of Ontario. Not only are they smug without any reason to be but they're different than the rest of the cunt politically. It's just cheeky banter with a dash of actual disdain. We're all Canadian after all. Well, except Alberta, they're snowy Texans. fuck em
yeah I dislike Alberta and Albertans but I would never sit here and laugh at the disaster that happened today. It's a shitty situation to be in and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
>>58842043
It's fine honestly, I saved well and I wasn't laid off. I understand that you're perpetually assblasted by people who have more money than you, but it's not very nice of you to attack people who have lost their homes etc.
>>58842078
You should go look at the region on google maps.
>>58842083
Amen brother. Pray to God they don't fucking elect Clinton.
>>58842012
Unless your fucking el chapo or skin your donation would be meaningless
>>58842111
>lol xd all mexicans are poor
educate yourself
>>58842111
if sufficient people make small donations it could help
nice repeating digits sempai
>>58842111
>Being this ignorant
>American flag
It doesn't surprise me.
Too bad it isn't Toronto or Vancouver instead. Albertans are salty but still better than most.
>>58842104
>It's a shitty situation to be in and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
>Implying Albertans aren't ashamed to publicly say that they wish Québec and Ontario would burn
Are you a cuck?
>>58842136
http://www.redcross.ca/
>>58842166
I'll be the bigger man in this situation.
after all, my province has a country to run. There's no time for me to succumb to their level, it's a long climb down.
Honestly when?
It's clear the East doesn't want us, so fuck em. Let's see how they manage with no food or resources
smug cunts had it coming
>>58840920
I live in Alberta and I don't even care.
>>58842108
Good for you desu. Just tired of Albertans shitting on Trudeau for all the wrong reasons. Their are plenty of legitimate grievances that you can have but it's always >muh NEP, >muh equalization, etc
>>58842070
How's getting shot you fat fuck.
>>58842238
>doesn't want us
no. Just you Alberta. Stop trying to gather up friends lmao, nobody likes you.
>>58842238
It's like you want to be absorbed by the US
>>58842287
I'm from Regina you Maritimes nigger, work sent me to the US of Gay
>>58842166
I'm an Albertan. I unironically think your average Ontarian/Quebecer are fine. The problem lies with Toronto (fucking nuke that shit please), and government corruption and lack of national cooperation in Quebec.
There are a lot of people from the east that move here and they are generally pleasant. The ones who sit at home and constantly complain about money are fucking insufferable. I mean just look at Ontario's provincial government. Any sane man is fucking chaffing under all the retarded bullshit she's done, however there's plenty of shitheads there (SJWs or otherwise) that will still vote for and promote her.
Quebec is another beast entirely. Alberta is fucking pissed at Quebec for two reasons: denying pipelines for no reason other than trying to look good (Lac-Mégantic anybody?); and mismanagement of public funds (Charbonneau Commission) which are in part collected from equalization payments which Alberta has paid into for decades.
>>58842287
NEP and equalization are legitimate grievances. Just because they benefited you didn't make them good things.
>>58842238
>Alberta firefighters and government can't handle some wildfires
>WAAHH MUH EASTERN BASTARDS
Jesus, you faggots are never happy are you?
>>58842316
But I'm not Alberta.
>>58840920
What actually started this?
>>58842343
I bet some lazy easterner set that fire! We need to secede now!
>>58842238
Become our 51st
>>58842238
Would end up Mexico tier now that oil is worthless.
But go ahead, the heart of Canada is in the East anyway.
>>58842332
>for no reason
Absolutely no one wants your pipelines, it's not about looking good. There are legitimate reasons behind that and Lac-Megantic is one of them.
>>58842343
Albertans are a bunch of hot heads, it was bound to happen eventually
>>58842407
>hot heads
>>58842343
Uh it's forest fire season.
>>58842422
>in the artic
how does it happen?
>>58842373
Are you fucking dull? Lac-Megantic was a disaster caused by rail transport, which is the alternative to pipeline transport. The oil WILL move, what do you not understand about this?
Why would you purposely use a riskier method of transport? I'm going to just assume you're uneducated/have never worked a career job.
>>58842370
>the heart of Canada is in the East anyway.
Quebec?
>>58842509
Quebec is part of the east, yes
good work
>>58842509
Quebec and Ontario, yes.
But something needs to be done with Toronto.
>>58840920
Why should I care about things happening in Canada?
>>58842509
cuckbec is a stagnant shithole that is only getting worse.
http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/montreals-economic-stagnation
>>58842604
Because you are both tundra-niggers and snow-niggers gotta stick together.
>>58842602
>anyway.
>Anonymous 05/04/16(Wed)15:47:17 No.58842373>>58842458
(you)
>>58842678
At least not white niggers like you.
>>58842458
It's not the principal of what transportation the oil uses, it's the principal that we don't want the oil at all transitting here, and you oilniggers will have to deal with it.
>I'm going to just assume you're uneducated/have never worked a career job.
Assume whatever you want you'll most likely be wrong everytime you do.
>>58842639
Because of fucking separatist shits
>>58842728
>it's the principal that we don't want the oil at all transitting here
Are you fucking stupid? It comes from somewhere. You'd rather import from Saudi's than fellow Canadians?
If you answer yes to that question, you're either completely incompetent, shitskin diaspora, or "trolling xD".
>Assume whatever you want you'll most likely be wrong everytime you do.
Are you even 18? lmao
>>58840920
Does this mean refugees from Fort McMurray will flood Edmonton? I'm already having enough difficult finding a job as it is.
>>58842790
>Salty albertans
Predictable.
>Are you even 18? lmao
I'm 24.
>>58843391
>>Salty albertans
>Predictable.
And then you complain about westerners not liking you.
>I'm 24.
You should be embarrassed.
I remember getting evacuated because of wild fires in California, my family used the time off to go to disneyland.
>>58841112
It's not about cold. It's the dryness here in Alberta (and the Canadian interior in general). The trees get very, very dry and with the sun pounding down on them they erupt into flames. It happens all the time all over the Canadian interior. The only reason it's newsworthy this time is because it happened in a populated area.
I would imagine there's a forest fire literally every day it's not winter in Canada. It's just this time it happened in an area where people live.
>>58841158
I swear, English football is the only sport where 90% of the people who watch and follow it aren't from a country where its relevant. Even my dad is a fan. He cheers for Man united.
I don't think there's any other sport with as large a following from outside its own country.
>>58841368
> born in New York City, New York
She's yours.
>>58843676
she says she's moving to Canada when Trump wins kek
>>58843756
That fat bitch can stay where we belong. We don't want a man-hating cunt with a terrible television show flashing her rolls of lard around our country.
