Holy fuck I'm American this is great
wew
>>58840658
Can I be American too
Enjoy that proxy while it lasts
We did it!
Same
I kinda wanna move to an asian country and live there though
>Holy fuck I'm Ameri*BLAM*
>>58840720
>holy fuck I'm Canadi-LITERALLY WHO
>>58840720
>he said the thing again
Being aussie is better.
>>58840761
>AYYY FAHKIN CAHNTS NOTICE US DAYOWN HEAH
>>58840761
>Being forced to vote
>Australian """""""democracy"""""""
>>58840718
she looks crying
>>58840787
>>58840793
prove to me how the U.S. is better you can be a dumb shit failure in life in Aus still do a trade and earn big money you're a dumb shit failure in life in the U.S. you are left to be poor juggling jobs between walmart and mcdonalds if you're lucky.
>>58840823
dont take it so seriously m8
>>58840800
泣きます
>>58840823
you just said it yourself
america breeds winners, mercilessly culling the weak
australia breeds mediocrity
no offense m8 i actually like australia but you are wasting your potential
>>58840823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04vQ2baY786
>>58840823
Tradies make a ton of money in the US too, what are you talking about? My brother is a plumber at age 23 and he makes $90k a year in a cheap state
most folks just don't want to be welders or that kind of thing but there's plenty of well paid work in those fields
>>58840823
PROWVE TA ME HAOW TH YEW ESS IS BETTA YEW CAYN BE A DAHM SHIT FAILYA IN LOIF IN OZ STEEL DO A TRAYD AYND URN BEEG MAHNEY YOURE A DAHM SHIT FAILYA IN THE YEW ESS YA LEFT TO BE POOR JUGGLIN JOHBS
>>58840823
Are you alright Australia? You're not your usual cheeky cunt self.
>>58840879
Trade job holder, can confirm.
I know a bunch of welders, they make some serious bank
>>58840658
Are you having an allergic reaction to peanuts like REAL amercans do?
>>58840896
delet this
>>58840912
No, I'm having a reaction to finally having citizenship. Feels good.
>>58840823
If you're a dumb shit failure in life you dont deserve anything. In fact you shouldn't even be alive at all which is why american states have assisted suicide.
>>58840955
some american states*
>>58840939
Congrats friend
Where did you come here from?
>>58840955
I'm a failure I can't even do basic mathematics and am going to become a plumber earning big bucks and there is literally nothing you can do about it.
>>58840981
Iran
>>58840823
Only the strong can make it in America
>>58840987
Yeah you sure did buddy
But where did you come from?
>>58841009
I ran from Eron
>>58840987
LEAVE
>>58841006
>only the strong can make it in America
even though useless niggers and fat fucks are allowed to live of hard working peoples tax money
>>58840984
>become a plumber earning big bucks
Yet it still won't be enough for a studio condo in Melbourne or Sydney. Get fucked Ausfailia
>>58841056
Well then that makes your first point moot.
>>58841036
PASSPORTEH AMRCAIYI DURAM
I will have kids and make them wear big fucking farvohar necklaces just you wait. I'll save your plummeting white population
>>58841056
>AYVEN THAW YEWSLESS NIGGAS AND FAT FOCKS ARE ALLAYOWED TA LEEV AHFF HAHD WOHKIN PAYPLES TEX MAHNEY
>>58841058
>become a plumber
>live in brisbane and not shitty cities like melbourne and sydney
>find a decent house in the suburbs
>>58840658
Hello city of Sao Paulo.
Holy fuck I'm American, this is great!
>>58841086
Jokes on u I'm an olive nigger
Holy fuck I'm [nationality/ethnicity] this is great
>>58840720
>The Canadian says as the flames reach higher around his house
>>58840658
>>58840823
>>58841056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV84a5y452E
>Be Australian
>go to college just to shitpost and scream out memes
>>58841110
>Be a plumber
>Live in Brisbane
>Get paid in inflated monopoly bucks and shitpost about it
>Still live in mum's basement cuz pic related
>>58841842
But but.... Muh HDI
>>58841842
How the fuck can you have that much land and still have crappy small houses you have to pay millions for?
>>58840823
>>58840823
Australia got triggered
wow this thread is full of american frags lol
>>58842978
>wow this thread is full of american frags lol
>>58840658
>tfw polska
>>58841775
They literally can't even help it
