If Australia try to annex New Zealand
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What will your country do for kiwi?
>>58839908
Nothing. Fuck 'em lel
Our kiwi fruit and become made in Australia
Defend New Zealand.
>>58840667
>Japanese English
>>58839908
we wouldn't do that we're nice guys i swear
I want their flightless birds like the kiwi and the kakapo
>>58840745
Don't rape kiwi girls even if you invade kiwi land
Fight them to the death. NZ is the comfiest country on Earth and it's my dream to retire there.
>>58839908
I doubt anyone would notice.
We like Australia and NZ but NZ is just not fun. Support australia and block any country that wants to help NS from using our ports
>>58840704
I just made a typo, I'm disgusted at a nitpicker like you 2bh.
>>58840824
come get some fat cunt i'll iron you the fuck out
Join Australia just for the bants stupid fukkin kiwis
>>58840824
I'll put you on your back you silly cunt.
Take back submarines !
>>58840873
>>58840911
lmao
>>58840699
Aussie genocide best day of my life.
>>58839908
best bird coming through
>>58840824
>country
not for long lmao, by the way kiwis hate yanks so you're better off staying in your third world shithole
>>58839908
Kiwis are cute, CUUUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFJ7qtbff3o
Greater New Caledonia
>>58839947
This
Its actually for the best
NZ is just as much of a chad as Australia if not more so. More like the effeminate version maybe.
They had their chance to change the flag but they threw it away so as not to hurt the feelings of their dead ancestors, might as well be two provinces of China.
REMOVE VEGEMITE remove vegemite
>>58839908
WE will defend fuzzy gone bird
>>58840801
Why would they want to? Kiwi girls look like mud compared to Aussie chicks. I mean, Rachel Hunter vs. Elle Macpherson?
Lorde?
Anna Pacquin?
INVADE AUSTRALIA
REMOVE AUSTRALIANS
KILL THEIR WEIRD SPIDERS AND BURN THEIR QUOKKAS
We'd become Australias Vietnam.
We got mountains and forests and guns and Coconuts and Maoris lol.
Australians all fight in the desert.
Also can easily flee to various pacific nations that we prop up and support.
Peace of cake.
Also will support guns and money to abos and militant jihadis from indonesia so aussie has problems from within hahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahaahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
>Ka Mate Toa bitches
Why would they invade us it would just be a second Queensland
New Zealand is pretty much the 7th state of Australia anyway, so what would even be the point?
ferntastic!
>>58843161
you have guns?
>>58843167
one is bad enough
Sink their boats
>>58840933
and lose 50 billion dollars?
you're much more likely to help us, lest we decide to buy german or japanese submarines instead...
>>58839908
>giant scorched abbo-infested desert island with literal salt for soil and obnoxious british criminal descendants who give up their guns to the government and their land to China
vs
>lush archipelago of cute birds, hobbits, and isolationists with low population density and guns who make an effort to protect their natural resources, and keep out harmful immigrants
KIWI 100%
>>58840699
Australians might have America but WE HAVE MEXICO ON OUR SIDE.
>release a couple emus in nz
>nz collapses within a week
quite simple really
>>58843577
>Australia has lots if emus
Meanwhile not a single moa in sight over here
>>58843577
I don't think so Bazza
>>58843598
>>58843597
>nz animals are d-dangerous
>i p-promise
ha
daily reminder
>>58843636
>not knowing about the taniwhas
>>58843636
Our Maoris are pretty dangerous, and we've already got a fifth column of them over there.
>>58843636
I don't know man, kakapos will fuck your shit up.
>>58843662
pretty spoopy tbqh
>>58843717
they look so cuddly though
>>58843717
what is it with nz and flightless birds
they need to get some superior winged friends such as the excellent galah
>>58843776
They only survived because the Maori's arrived in the middle ages and there were no predators hunting them. That's why our wildlife is so unique, we were the last major islands to be settled by man.
DEATH FROM ABOVE
>>58843776
>>58843823
From what I've studied, one theory for the unusual birds is that NZ rose straight out of the ocean and therefore has no native terrestrial mammal species other than a few migrated bats inhabiting the islands. Birds were able to reach the islands millions of years ago and evolved to fill in the ecological niches usually occupied by mammals (the kakapo for example behaves much like a rabbit, burrowing underground and eating plant matter).
I've always wanted to go there for the weird nature alone. Too bad i can't drop $2,000 on a flight there and back.
>>58843911
Pffft
>>58843955
That's interesting, I'm just going by the theory in Michael King's history of New Zealand. The lack of natural predators was a big contribution.
Anyone that appreciates our nature is always welcome :D
>>58839908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
>>58839908
Write a deeply concerned letter
Kiwi > emu
>>58844419
finally the Germans have intervened, the conflict can now be resolved thanks to their forceful foreign policy
>>58844150
10/10
The eternal Anglo will protect our hobbit ally's
Jkjk it would just be a bit of cheeky banter
>>58843955
>$2,000
Nigga it'll be about $500 for you
>>58843955
Just say that you're a Kiwi who overstayed his visa and get deported to NZ, then when you're ready to come back, say you're a burger who overstayed his visa and get deported here
>>58844657
I was thinking about going there and working for a guiding company but they were full for the season. Last time I looked online I found $1,000 from Boston to Aukland for a one way. Best I can find now is $675, but most of the offers are only two way $1,700 ripoffs.
>>58844734
I'll have to work on my fake accent then. Being a NewZeaboo is hard.
we've already annexed them though
>>58843955
pls watch our unusual birds
>>58843996
There are some great documentaries with David Attenborough about NZ birds and the strange effects on speciation that come with such extreme geographic isolation. Also if you read up on the natural history of the Ratites (large flightless bird family that includes kiwi, moa, emu, ostrich, etc) you'll find more in depth information on how NZ bird species may have evolved.
that falcon is qt as fuck btw
>>58845763
>You Aussies even have the Greater Banterbird which survives mainly off of shitposting, known to most laymen as the """"""kookaburra""""""
it's not fair, why do you guys get all the cool avian dinosaurs?
>>58846223
that bird's head does not belong on its body
>>58839908
Annexation.
>>58843004
Aussie females are blonde trash. And Lorde is ugly.
NZ women are better generally than Aussies in my experience and others.
>>58846223
Fucking kookaburras are cunts, fucking laughing at everyone all the fucking time.
>>58844150
That was good 10/10
>>58839908
give the maoris guns and make winston peters prime minister
