Is this accurate?
>try to befriend an aussie
>he takes more piss out of you than a skat star
>>58837342
you gotta embrace the banter farn
>>58837291
we've been upping our shitpost game senpai
its what canadians do best
we sit back politely crafting our skills
and then
WE STRIKE
>>58837405
look at the power ranking of our nations
America's policy of refusing to handle banter has made us a world power
>brits try to take the piss out of us with stamp and tea taxes
>confederates try to make banter that slavery is ok
>japanese joke around and say that america should invade the japanese mainland
>CIA makes some banter about WMDs in iraq
and we win every. time.
>flightless cocks without any arms bant with aussies
>aussies go with the bird banter and lose a war to them
>>58837291
>>58837291
CHOICE
Kiwis have a stupid accent.
>>58837291
You dumb abo cunt, we're not shit.
>>58837550
>canadians have a little bit of banter around your whitehouse
>get pranked hard
we're all good cunts
>>58837753
And then we stomped in their shit at New Orleans after the war was supposed to end.
See? We don't take banter lightly even when we're losing.
You should have fought those birds to the last man and then used their deaths as a martyr to fund even more warfare against them.
>>58837510
is the entire country of Canada unfunny or is there just one Canadian on this board?
>>58837995
people just pick on us
because we're
THE BEST
(nice proxy find btw)
>>58837838
>we
I'm sorry were you in the war?
>>58837995
There are a few particular autists that really try to perpetuate this ebin shitposting meme like they want to be the new Australia on here or something. It's pretty cringey. There is some good Canadian banter, it just gets largely ignored cause "A LEAF LMOA"
>>58838070
I stabbed your great-great-grandfather myself
>>58838070
>hahahaha we burned your White House down
>but we didn't lose the war
>we? I'm sorry were you in the war?
>>58838070
>>58837753
these post makes me butthurt
>>58837995
I'm sorry, I don't recognize you
>"Hahaha Canada burned the Whitehouse"
>It was done by British Peninsular War Vets
>Meanwhile Americans sack York (Toronto)
here i fixed it pal
>>58841011
delet
>>58838102
Eyyy oim fekken Bruce end oim nadda shitposta.
Oistrayan postas are the numba wone postas on foe chain, Canadians are the numba wone shitpostas not us yeh fekken pooftah
Ye dumb cawnts keep cawllin us shitpostas but we ain't no shitpostas ye fekken cawnts!!!!
