>Americans put butter in their coffees
>>58831252
Coffee is like Swedish woman's sexual preferences black only.
>Americans shower with their shoes on
>>58831252
>Americans don't drink tea
>>58831375
Well yeah, that's what shower shoes are for.
>Americans pee with their trousers on
>>58831379
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>>58831252
I doubt it.
>>58831375
How else will you waffle stomp the poo down the drain?
>>58831511
Supposedly the meme is because some tards on the paleo diet put coconut oil in their coffee but since I doubt prehistoric man had coconut oil or coffee I'm a bit skeptical for that being the meme origin.
>>58831630
It was on the news before. It was entirely about how much energy you can get from a single cup of coffee.
Personally, I've found that a teaspoon of spirulina in OJ is a hell of a lot more effective than coffee.
>>58831511
https://www.bulletproofexec.com/how-to-make-your-coffee-bulletproof-and-your-morning-too/
>>58831747
>company name is fucking bulletproof
>>58831375
Yes. Absolutely.
Every morning I wake up, go downstairs to put on my socks and shoes, take a shower, and continue getting ready.
>>58831351
kek
this is why I fucking hate prepackaged sandwiches
they're always slathered in butter for no fucking reason, why do people do that shit it annoys me so much, especially when you can't see the better because of the way it's packaged so then after the first bite you know only disappointment
>>58831252
>Spaniards put shells in their pasta
>tfw no designated house shoes
>It's a "Europeans insinuate things they do are actually things Americans do" thread.
>>58831252
>Spaniards are arabs in denial
>>58831252
nah
I prefer lard
>yuropoors pay Jamal to bang their wives
>>58831252
>he's never tried buttered coffee
kek, faggot.
It doesn't taste the way you think it would, it tastes really good.
Also you don't just 'put' butter in the coffee, you mix 1 tbsp/1 cup coffee in a blender until the butter froths, at which point you have buttered coffee.
>I tend not to make it because it's extra work and I only drink $20/bag coffee that tastes better than you would believe on its own in a French press
>>58831452
>>58831375
>>58834863
fucking disgusting
>>58831554
I do it with my barefeet. Doing it with shoes is just a waste.
>>58831252
We're not going to put semen in it like you do Spain now get over it.
>>58839912
> you mix 1 tbsp/1 cup coffee in a blender until the butter froths
Wait... I thought this was just a rustling attempt, I didn't know it was an actual thing.
Buttered coffee? Wow, what a great addition to smoking and consuming processed sugars and trans fats from a poor diet. What the actual fuck?
Land of the clogged arteries and home of the diabetics hahaha.
Butter is just processed cream,,
but yeah it's probably better than it sounds.
>Spaniards don't tie their shoes
>>58841670
I think he's pulling your leg, mate. You are basically american, you know everything about america that an american does. The only difference is regional.
>>58841670
>Implying dying from clogged arteries isn't the best
God save fats
>>58831252
>Americans put butter in their coffees
That's so wrong.
I live in a rural area and we use bacon grease.
