>be latino
>never go outside so never get any sun on skin
>start turning pale
>fast forward a couple years
>start going outside
>everyone worships you because of your pale skin since latinos are huge boot lickers to whites
Why don't latinos, especially Brazilians, do this?
You would literally be seen as the most handsome person in your city
>spend years inside never going outside
>lose your job
>lose your girlfriend
>your family hates you
>become a NEET
>play vidya and sleep all day
>finally white time to go outside
>to beta to go outside from all the time spent inside
>>58831059
wew
>>58831111
el quadsANO
>>58831059
welp thats actually true
>>58831005
>Brazilians
They're already white in South Brazil.
>>58831059
>>to beta to go outside from all the time spent inside
this and everyone clearly being able to see you don't have any tan whatsoever
never go past my garden
>>58831005
Maybe in Canada, but here in Brazil everyone will say to you:
>you need to go to beach
>man, are you sick?
etc etc.
Everytime I go to the beach and get a good tan I score more qts than when I'm with my normal paleness.
>>58831059
kek.
i actually avoid the sun so I don't get tanned or sunburnt
not like it matters, i don't live in the northeast so there are quite a few whites here.
>be American Indian
>never go outside so never get any sun on skin so I can be pale
>years of work staying inside to be white
>start going outside
>turn yellow
>tfw so ugly I couldn't even get laid as a tall, fit white, well-educated Swedish engineer in Brazil
I might just be the ugliest person on the planet.
>>58831461
Maybe it was your shit patronizing atitude.
>>58831005
>tfw that's literally me
>>58831461
Just by being a foreigner, half of the women would just jump at you and yet you couldn't do it ? Truly a cuck,
>>58831679
I've been rejected by prostitutes because I'm so ugly.
>>58831756
My face is so ugly people laugh at me when I go outside. I'm like Quasimodo.
>>58831005
>be white latino
>never go ouside so never get any sun on skin
>go to the beach
>tanned
fuck my life
>>58831005
because they can't get pale as they are born brown
>>58831815
Plastic surgery is there for the taking.
>>58831896
>tfw pale skin but somehow penis is still brown
>>58832100
>>58832100
>tfw somewhat tanned
>penis and balls are red and pink
>>58831059
you must have done it yourself. You should not be able to describe it that accurately.