>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>recover but bankrupt because no public health care
>get shot
>be american
>say "nigger"
>get shot
>>58819968
>be American
>shoot back
>>58820029
>shoot back
>hit nigger
>"he dindu nuffin"
>get shot again
>>58820025
>be Kazakh
>say "I'm not too sure about this communism thing"
>Russia still forced it on you for 70 years
When will leafs learn?
>>58821841
>has no arguments so tells anon to fuck off
>>58822216
>his """""""county""""""" wants to be American but we won't let them
>be american
>work hard to secure a life for my family
>get shot
>leave my children $150 000 in hospital debts
>>58819968
>Be Canadian
>Get shot
>Asked to wait 100000 years for treatment
>Go to a reservation to get a Cree Shaman to pull out the bullet himself
>Get cholera because reservations are third world tier
>Die
>>58819968
>Be amerifat
>Can't handle the banter
>Get shot
>>58823077
>Inherting debt
Do they actually do this in Euroland?
>>58822975
>>58823135
Nice banter just what I came for
>Be German
>Live in nice house with dog
>Lots of diversity
>Someone breaking into your house
>Dog attacks the thief
>Thief goes to hospital
>Owner of the house/dog has to sell his house to be able to pay the costs of surgery of the thief
>>58821841
Why do American MSpaint characters always have sunglasses?
Is it because Americans don't have any notable qualities/culturally significant details except for being fat?
>>58823537
Because you can pick out the Americans in a crowd because they all wear sunglasses everywhere
>>58823523
>be Syrian
>swim the ocean
>run through Greece
>hide in Austria
>climb the border wall
>be German
>>58823077
>leave my children $150 000 in hospital debts
That's not how it works.
post canada getting rekt by lesotho
>>58824241
RARE
>be american
>don't get immunization shot
>>58825455
>>58825455
NEW
>Be Canadian
>>58825688
Menengitis shots are mandatory for uni students where I live tbqhf.
>>58825944
>>58825688
Same, we get kicked out if we don't get meningitis shots.
He's probably referring to the anti-vaccine retard moms
>>58820025
Producer of Potassium.
>>58819968
You know we have private healthcare, right? You fucking ignorant leaf.
>be Canadian
>wait 3 years for surgery
>>58821841
Saved
>>58819968
>Be Canadian
>Die waiting in hospital waiting room
>>58820029
your post CARRYS cancer to my eyes
