>American invites you to his house and prepares this """"meal"""" for lunch
what do
>>58818467
eat
I don't eat meat, I only eat oatmeal and whole wheat toast. and vegetables.
>>58818467
Looks great.
>>58818467
If this were a European meal you'd love it, but because it's American you for some reason have to find something wrong with it.
not eat it
>>58818467
>slow-roasted to perfection
My god do the Americans know how to live a delicious, short life.
Please let me go back.
>>58818467
>that part where he compresses it in his hands and it just falls apart
that's some good meat
Split it with a buddy or two. Believe it or not, not every American is an obese food-shoveling tub of lard.
>>58818467
Any Texans know what the sandwich at 0:38 is called? Looks good.
>>58819239
>Split it with a buddy or two
m8 that is a shit load. I'd say around 5 or more
>>58819239
only every other american
>>58819531
Just like every Swede is a cuck :3
Eat till I'm full, refrigerate the leftovers and probably have delicious meat for dinner another 2 nights.
That's one of the best parts about being American. Portions are so huge that it's two meals in one at least.
>>58818467
dear god. Bowel cancer has never looked so delicious
>>58819780
Did you know in Europe instead of boxing up the leftovers they just throw them away? It's actually considered rude to take your food home, even though you payed for it.
>>58819239
>split food enough to 6 people between 2
>i'm not obese food-shoveling tub of lard, I swear
>>58819933
not so much rude as weird. Why would you even order more than you can eat anyway?
>>58819983
I don't know but in America it's pretty normal to have leftovers.
>>58819312
Looks like pulled pork and sausage famalam
>>58818467
For god's sake, can't any of you faggots use a different .gif? It's always the same one over and over.
>>58818718
>>58818467
Goddamn it looks better and better the more I watch it.
>>58819983
You fucking morons.
> go to restaurant
> eat delicious restaurant quality food
> you have food left over because restaurants aren't cheap and give you nice portions
> box it up and again have restaurant quality food the next day at home
It doesn't take a scientist, or even a moderately intelligent person, to see the logic in those steps.
I would eat it. God bless okra.
>>58818467
Eat his boipuci
fyi. A meal like this is pretty much a once a year thing for most normal people.
Like something you'd eat only on 4th of July
>>58818467
Eat it, i guess. Looks delicious.
That's enough food for 8 people. Looks good, though.
>>58818467
>what do
i want my meat well done aka dead. Just roast the shit until its done mate why eat it raw?
>>58818467
My lunch yesterday
>>58828045
God tier