They have been surrounded by strong countries UK, Spain, Germany, Netherlands and Italy.
But France still exist
>>58811993
>Spain, Netherlands, Italy
>strong
stupid nip
>>58812057
They were strong
Don't you remember Spain nearly conquered this world
We tried Tojo. Those baguettes are pretty damn tough however.
>>58812137
France used to be stronger
>>58812292
France is the strongest country in Europe tbf.
>>58812351
>France people actually believe this
>>58812351
Europe used to be strong
A long time ago
>>58812137
We weren't strong, it was the rest of the world that was full of cowards.
>>58811993
>>58812351
I lost my virginity to a Frenchie from Lyon
AMA
top nip
>>58811993
You fucking poof, at least post based Chirac and not this hungarian kike.
>>58811993
not to forget the powerhouse that is Switzerland
>>58812420
Did you get a butthurt or were your asshole already trained?
>>58812473
>>58812521
those microphones look like tiddies
France had more manpower than half of those combined. In the end it's not about skill, it's about having the biggest fucking army.
>>58812376
We are Hans, we are.
>>58812379
First economical power in the world, just wait when someone takes his balls on this pill of shit.
>>58812549
no army can stop perfidiousness
>>58812351
Currently desu
>>58811993
France had more population than their bordering neighbourghs combined. They hwld 1/4 of European's population (including the European part of Russia). If anything they underperformed.
![albion[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BhMuazR.gif "albion[1].gif")
>>58812598
>>58811993
Well the sure thing is that France has the best war record in history. 185 wars and 132 victories, and still there after a millenium of wars, civil wars, plagues, famines, invasions etc...
>>58812473
>>58812521
>>58812695
>>58812695
yolo
>>58811993
that guy is a cuck
>>58812732
What made France have such big population?
>>58812570
You would be nothing without our money. And we will throw you out of the Euro!
>>58812549
>it's about having the biggest fucking army.
Explain the hundreds of time in History where a small army defeated a bigger one then
>"""""""""""""strong"""""""""""""" countries
>>58812828
It's large with lots of arable land
I think...
>>58812732
>. If anything they underperformed
Kek
First EEZ in the world virtually (empire almost saved)
Strongest army in Europe (and we have more nukes than UK)
Spatial power
Ehm.... Underperformed ? Are you even trying spen ?
>>58812779
What a beautiful
I'll be a refugee to move to France
>>58812868
LOL nice
>>58812868
MODS
>France is """"""""""""amazing """"""""""""
>>58812828
memes
>>58812886
>Are you even trying spen ?
Nope, we never tried, that's the funny thing.
>>58812927
>Switzerland
What a surprise
>>58812927
>Eternal neutrality
Why do some people hate us?
>>58812927
Switzerland
It's the slave of France
>>58813006
stop
i cant breathe
>>58812828
Multiple things. The germanic inmigrations,mostly plains,is the melting point of western Europe and lots of arable land. When the industrial revolution kicked they started to lag behind in terms of population,in a similar way than current Europe or Japan.
>>58812795
I don't want to hit you italia, really.
I don't beat handicaped or poor people.
>>58812829
Sure Hans, sure.
>>58813003
Because of the Versailles Treaty. I want the Elsaß back.
>>58811993
>Spain, Germany, Netherlands and Italy
>Strong ever
You're making me giggle takeshi
>>58812886
You have a good army but the UK has superior logistics capabilities
France is basicly last empire which still earns lots of money out of exploiting their colonies.Profit: 500 Billions € each year.
I respect france.
>>58812828
Perfect farming land and god tier climate. Connected to the Mediterranean, Central Europe and the Atlantic. Spain for example is too mountainous and the weather is desert tier.
>>58812886
Calm down Pierre I dodnt understand a thing about you said. France had 1/4 of Europe's population,and they only had like 80 years of hegemony. For me that is underperforming.
>>58813073
Proofs on that ?
>>58813030
Sure, Francois, sure
>>58813077
Similar like germany exploits poland.
Think about it, poland give just as much profit to germany just like whole africa to france.
Poland stronk.
>>58813072
Germany was strong enough to rule Europe almost
Italy was origin of western culture and civilization
>>58812376
>France people actually believe this
So do most other people, to be fair
>>58813223
I tought it was roman gypsies.
Thus roman empire.
>>58813223
1.No
2. The area where Italy is was the origins of western culture, but the state of Italy was not developed at that point.
>>58812521
jesus that man was the worst.
>>58813320
>The area where Italy is was the origins of western culture, but the state of Italy was not developed at that point.
What other forms of irrelevant pedantry do you have to offer this thread?
>>58813151
France is the second largest EU contributor, that's what I said, I never supposed that France were stronger than Germany economically.
You'll learn that there are other ways of power. And France is actually the biggest diplomatic power of EU, biggest army and most diversified economy in Europe.
Daily reminder Hans, we got the australian sub contract, and not the """""""" industrial german power """""""".
>>58813151
>>58813423
The German economy is based on:
1) selling 1970s-tier cars to countries while lying to their regulatory authorities
2) jewing its eurozone partners
>>58813423
What do you mean by the most diversified? France's economy is the sick man of Europe. Your economy is stagnated,and your taxes are so high that private companies are not investing at all in France.
>>58813384
chruchill was a retarded cunt, ugly as fuck and a massive racist he hated everyone including the poor, irish all continentals.
A big bitch who did nothing good for anyone.
>>58813144
RFA has more transport ships and the RAF has more and better transport aircraft
It's why we helped move French equipment to Mali a couple years ago
>>58813585
lol butthurt
>>58813521
>says the Spaniard
>>58813517
Germany also has the biggest industrial complex in Europe,and its a leader in engineering,medicine and chemestry. Their underployment rate is laughable,and have probably the best universities in Europe. I dont know how anyone can deny that Germany's economy is amongst the most stable and developed in the world.
>>58813600
That was only because of a gap between the decommissioning of our transal and the commissioning of our new a400m though
>>58813604
When did I say that our economy was fine? You are the one claiming that the French economy is the shot,when it is not growing for eons.
>>58813423
>You'll learn that there are other ways of power.
Ok
>And France is actually the biggest diplomatic power of EU,
Where do you see this?
>biggest army
Where do you actually use it?
>and most diversified economy in Europe.
Source?
>Daily reminder Hans, we got the australian sub contract, and not the """""""" industrial german power """""""".
Yes, because Merkel shits on our economy. I like that France is much more patriotic than Germany.
>>58813517
Bad bait. You conduct an economical war against Germany because your """cars""" (Chrysler, General Motors) are far worse than the German ones.
>>58813521
>>58813585
>>58813615
These
>>58812828
Wine :)
>>58813603
about what?
I just when an english talks. Want to smash his face
>>58813636
Yeah I was just reading something about that, good to hear.
>>58813676
To be honest Hans,Germany does the same thing with Japan and Korea (about the car industry). That is why the EU doesnt have a free trade agreement with those countries.
>>58813810
>That is why the EU doesnt have a free trade agreement with those countries.
But it does with Morocco because germans want dem cheap veggies. What a great "Union" do we have.
Every time I see the thread about France, I recognize Spain hate France more than England hate them
>>58813842
We also want the nips to stay away from our market. We are the second biggest cars producers in Europe. The car lobby industry is cancer.
>>58813521
Ok man.
Car industry (Renault third in the world)
Nuclear industry (Areva number one)
Food industry (Danone top 5)
Aeronautic industry (number one, France has the largest part of Airbus)
Spatial industry : see above
Chimical industry (top 5 actually with Air Liquid)
Tourism industry (number one, again, and by far)
Transport industry (top 3 CMA CGM)
I could go on, and go on.
France is an european Leader, maybe number one in fact.
The period is hard tho, agree with you.
>>58813600
"Better"
Kek, come on.
You were invited at the party, nothing more.
>>58813810
I didn't know we have sued Toyota for """dirty cars""".
>>58813423
>And France is actually the biggest diplomatic power of EU
That was probably true until Sarkozy and then Hollande literally killed our military and diplomatic independence. Now we're just one of NATO's dogs.
>>58813676
>biggest army
>Where do you actually use it?
Mostly Africa.
And France. We've had soldiers patrolling the streets for more than a year now.
>>58813915
Lol you have a shitty actual industry, and no "Mittelständische Unternehmen". However you still want to have pension when you are 60.
>>58813934
But why did 150 French people still get killed in France in 2015?
We are the only decent normal people in Europe.
Others are just meme tier people or are full sick weirdos.
French are balanced and sane.
>>58814015
Nice argument lad
"Lol" is totally a good answer to a list of proof. Not to mention the Mittelständische Unternehmen, wow I have no idea what it is but I'm jelly we don't have it
>>58814169
medium-sized enterprises
The backbone of the German economy.
>>58814056
several reasons, but none of them had to do with the strenght of the army m8
>>58813915
Renault produces more in Spain that France.
Having companues that produce in other countries is not a sign of a healthy economy.
Habing big companies means nothing if the production is not located in your country.
Lets take a look at the distribution of your GDP distribution:
services (71.8%), industry (24.3%), agriculture (3.8%)
The average salary in the service industry (minus banking) is usually 20 to 30% lower.
Germany:
agriculture: 0.9%, industry: 29.1%, services: 70%
As you can see Germany has way more industry than France. Germany also controls the ECB and has a more debeloped service economy ( minus tourism) than France. Germany is growing faster than France,and has lower unemployment. How is France economy more diversified than Germany's when every indicator says other wise?
>>58813676
>And France is actually the biggest diplomatic power of EU,
>where do you see this?
Pic related, my big dick. Otherwise EU legislature body is in France.
>biggest army
>Where do you actually use it?
Africa, Afghanistan, Syria, Lybia, Kosovo, and we have to control our EEZ, the second largest in the world.
>Yes, because Merkel shits on our economy. I like that France is much more patriotic than Germany
Kek, being patriotic in France is almost being racist. Handle a french flag and they'll barely insult you of facsism.
>>58811993
Thanks to UK (ww1) and America (ww2)
>>58814212
We have lots of multinationals. You just have a few in pharmaceutic industry and automotive indutry (gonna go to the shitter with electric vehicules and the Audi scandal)
Sorry but the 5th or 6th economy in the World is not shit.
>>58814056
>implying army patrols main purpose is protecting the citizen.
They're only here to give a feeling of """""security""""" to the populace, so that nobody asks questions or starts to revolt or panics enough to stop buying stuff.
>>58814056
But why did 2000 German women got raped in a month this year?
>>58814237
Didn't read, sorry.
Daily reminder :
http://fortune.com/2016/05/02/france-japan-australia-submarine-deal/
Pic related : french nuclear reactor (new technology) in England.
IN. ENGLAND.
Kek
Spain, what have you planted in UK, beans ?
>>58813615
The UK has the best universities in Europe.
German engineering is a meme that died many decades ago. Koreans make better cars than Germans these days.
Their labor force is shrinking, regardless of how many ISIS fighters they recruit into their economy.
Its beggar-thy-neighbor industrial sector relies heavily on exporting goods to Eurozone partners who can only afford said goods thanks to the value of the Euro, which Germany controls.
Germany has definitely benefited more than any other country from the EU/Euro, but it has done so almost exclusively by screwing over its neighbors.
Germans are a miserable, uncreative, thoughtless people who know only resentment, nothing else.
Also, they're liars.
>>58814289
But anon, history didn't start in 1914
>>58814346
That is bullshit see.>>58814237
Multinationals produce everywhere while medium size industry usually dont delocate themselfs. France unemployment is twice the one of Germany, and private investment has shrinken in France due super high taxes and regulations.
>>58811993
NI DE GAVATX NI DE PORC, NO T'EN FIÏS NI VIU NI MORT.
>>58814437
I'm not sure you should brag about the shit that is currently killing EDF, though.
>>58814471
>German engineering is a meme that died many decades ago
The whole German transport industry is still based on that meme.
The meme is alive.
>>58814471
>Falled for the Uk meme
The UK universities outside of Oxbridge, the bussiness school of economics and the imperial college are pretty sub par. Something similar to what happens to the US. Any German graduate is on average more valued than anywhere else
>>58814237
>Germany also controls the ECB
Sadly this isn't true. Draghi and Goldman Sachs (Jews) control it.
>>58814346
See >>58814237
But we just have more, so we are stronger. And we have chemical (Bayer, BASF) and heavy industry (Thyssen-Krupp, Krauss-Maffei, Rheinmetall) too.
>>58814357
True
>>58814417
Because of Merkel who is controlled by Obama and Soros.
>>58814471
>USA will be hispanic in 2050
>>58814510
But we have a higher birthrate than the Germans, it's easy for germans to have a low employment of they are literally lacking people in the country.
>>58814684
>But we have a higher birthrate
Due to the Algerians
>>58814684
low unemployment if*
>>58814616
If German engineering were still anything remarkable, they wouldn't need to lie to regulatory authorities in order to sell cars.
As soon as you start flagrantly breaking the law to gain a competitive advantage, you've basically admitted that your product is shit.
Obviously German companies aren't the only companies that do this (many US, UK, French, Chinese, etc. companies do the same), but it's notable that its largest and most important manufacturer by far is guilty of it.
>>58814510
Limagrain, carrefour, adeo, Vivendi, AXA, L'Oréal, LVMH, Alstom (better than siemens kek), Schneider Electric, Saint Gobain, Lafarge, Capgemini, Sanofi (better than Bayer )
All these multinationales are better than germans ones in similar sectors
>>58814437
If you are so great why companies are not investing in France? Why is your economy contranting? Why are your own multinationals leaving your country? Why are the wealthy people fleeing from France?
>>58814714
One manufactor is not the whole economy
>>58814709
>Due to the Algerians
But if we compare maps of immigrants and maps of birth by departments it doesn't match
>>58814684
German active population is bigger than France's and the cointry is smaller. Stupid argument.
Can't fucking wait electric vehicules to explode everywhere, germans cars are just memes tb honest. Fucking cheaters get lost.
>>58814731
>carrefour
Aldi
>Alstom (better than siemens kek)
Bait
>Sanofi (better than Bayer )
Not even French any longer
And nobody actually knows the Rest except Loreal or Vivendi
>>58814741
Hard times.
Otherwise every multinationales, at least in Europe, are going to Ireland/Netherlands.
That's normal.
But what is fun is you spaniard talking about shitty economy.
>>58814731
What does it matter? Multinationals dont produce only in France. More industry is in Germany,that is what matters.
>>58814684
I love this meme too.
>>58813022
Because we didn't give you the permission to breathe
>>58814751
>manufactor
>>58814838
We have cut the difference with France in a 900% in the last 50 years,and if the trend follows our gdp per capitas will be equal. Dont know if you can talk shit about us when you have performed the worst amongst the European economies in the last 50 years. But even when you will be broken,you will still claim that you are the greatest.
>>58814814
Carrefour stronger than Aldi
Alstom (railway thing) better than Siemens, yep.
Sanofi, not french ?
You know Google is American uh ?
And of you don't know the rest, you can just blame your knowledge.
>>58812351
only just
>>58814731
Part of Alstom is American now, though.
>>58814741
>Why are your own multinationals leaving your country?
Our welfare state can only work with patriotic companies and sensible but existing importation taxes. We have neither.
>>58815029
So you just admitted that having strong multinational is pointless.
>>58814803
What ?
>>58814891
What?
>>58814980
Tbh you both suffer from the strong Euro.
>>58814981
In Germany there isn't even one Carrefour. And the rest are blatant lies.
>>58814874
Proving that France is a successful nation. If politics are absolute bastards how can you blame the french engineering. That's what you did.
>>58814980
Mate, France is far beyond you. Just accept this fact. You're a breaner tbf.
From now, I don't respond to the cunt who has no nukes.
Don't forget switzerland!
>it's a France and Germany think they're good thread
I admit to being a little amused
>>58815029
Dans un bantère war t'es censé m'aider, pas me couler. Le tissu alstom est francais.
>>58815140
Why do you always win?
>>58815095
"""French Engineering"""
Without the German help Airbus planes would crash like the ATR planes.
>>58815140
All the money goes to your liberal jews
>>58815140
Because of the Euro. Without it, everyone would be better.
>>58815181
Lel
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2005/jul/15/activists.g2
>Astonishingly no government outside New Zealand condemned the French action, least of all Britain, despite the fact it was a British vessel.
>>58815095
Such a success that their multinationals invest in other countries instead of France,because french located companies only produce loses
>>58815197
French invented planes.
France was the first country to have an aviation industry.
>showing a picture of an accidental plane crash caused by the German pilot.
Your pilots love France, they even suicide themselves in our mountains.
>>58814741
>If you are so great why companies are not investing in France?
Not him but...excuse me? Only this year and only in the digital sector, Google opened an R&D center and a cultural institue in France, Facebook opened his first research center on artifical intelligence outside the US in Paris ,Microsoft has invested more than 83 millions in french start-ups , Intel has opened his first R&D center about big data..in France, and Cisco's boss said that France was becoming a new sillicon valley and that the futur of new technologies was here, and he double his investements in french start-ups.
>>58815091
It is relative. A strong Euro allows us to buy cheap gas and oil,which helps the lower classes the most. Our economy has become quite productive lately,and if we dont get a commie goverment we should be fine.
>>58815197
"""""""""" Siemens"""""""""""" quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cRFVZNvW2M
>>58811993
We almost destroyed them once and they wanted to merge with us twice as the junior partner (but we turned them down because we are too good for them)
>>58815181
>Why do you always win?
Moderation and innovation. The French, Germans and continentals in general are incapable of moderate politics, economics etc. There are obvious historical examples everyone knows about (Marxism, Nationalism, Nazism, Socialism)
Even today, the Germans are taking humanitarianism to the extremes and the French cling to their failed dirigisme state-heavy model. They never learn. We do, we learn and improve and change - in small increments. THAT is the secret of the Eternal Anglo.
>>58815272
We should have congratulated you and made the captain responsible an honourary knight, because that was a Greenpeace vessel.
i luv france
best neighbour <333
>>58815328
ATR (pure French) crash much more than Airbus (German-French).
>>58815379
>A strong Euro allows us to buy cheap gas and oil
Isn't the opposite true? 2007, when 1€=1,5$, the gas price was 1,5€/l. Now it's 1€=1,1$ and the gas price 1,2€/l.
>>58815439
Siemens is better, but France has more patriotic politicians who support their economy.
>>58815448
>anglo fiction
Spaniards, Germs, and all other Europeans, even you, yeah, you, the Brits... Can we stop this pathetic pissing contest and just revel in the fact that us Euros were born in the BEST fucking place on earth?
I love you my brethren.
Except Switzerland, lol
>>58815328
>France invented planes.
Explain pls.
>>58815486
>We should have congratulated you and made the captain responsible an honourary knight, because that was a Greenpeace vessel.
The soverenity of the comonwealth had been raped by the big french dick mate.
That's all about this.
Now I'm going to diner, Blanquette de veau with a 2007 Monbazillac. Good year tbf.
Have a nice evening senpai.
>>58815486
No, you just always got help by the Jews/the USA. You would not have won any World War without the USA.
>>58815594
>explain
Just like we did with cinéma, lad.
>>58815570
No,we import oil. A strong currency allows to buy from abroad cheaper.
>>58815613
Also just because of the Algerian BBC
>>58815594
There are as many inventors of aviation as there are definition of flight.
The mostly widely accepted one has Brazil winning the bid and I ain't even mad.
>>58815624
I hope you're not thinking of Clement Ader. Cinema I agree with, along with photography, but planes? I've never heard a strong French claim for that.
>>58815590
This 2bh
the eternal weeaboo trying to split us apart
>>58815594
Not sure about planes.
But engined cars and helicos, yep, froggies did it.
>>58815664
*most
>>58815197
Yeah sure Hans. We produce the world's best fighting plane while your Eurofighter is a terrible piece of shit. You're only dragging airbus down.
>>58815640
But the exports will be more expensive, so your companies will sell less.
>>58815590
This.
The Swiss are the worst people in Europe
>>58815705
>Rafale
>>58815661
>algerian
>bbc
Are you thick?
Also stop thinking every non white has a big dick, you're cringey. Arabs don't have naturally big dicks just like the asians.
Algerian are a bunch of nothing, lazy, almost inoffensive peasants.
>>58815705
Even drones.
>>58815705
Goddammit when will Euros stop this pathetic bickering and realise we'll only ever be something on the world stage as part of the European Union.
>>58815664
Aviation: come from the word Avion, the name Ader gave to his winged, motorized heavier than air aircraft.
>>58815680
Yeah this had to devolve one way or another. If he wanted insight on historical factors like politics, demographics and geography he would've posted on /his/.
>>58815760
Who cares about the fucking etymology?
>>58815760
The problem with this claim is that steam was a dead-end for aviation.
>>58815750
>we'll only ever be something on the world stage as part of the European Union.
France, a beautiful country. It's a shame french people live there.
>>58815760
Distance and time of sustained flight is the real cutoff and no one agrees on what it should be because muh country.
I'm just trying to be objective here.
>>58815706
Depends on the product and the company. For example very expecialized industries,like the chemical ones,benefit about buying cheap products from abroad,and as they are expecilized they dont usually dont mind being a bit more expensive. Our main trading partners are the EU and Latin America. The Eu countries have the same currency,most at least, and Latina American countries just buy developed goods,while we buy their cheap ones.
>>58815849
>It's a shame french people live there.
>>58815750
Nice bait.
>>58815839
Fedora or not, it's true. Only the delusional fail to recognise this.
>>58811993
For the most part of german history the region of todays germany was quite weak beacause they preferred to fight against each other.... and foreigners helped them destroy themselves... like france even betraying the holy catholic church just for that reason
>>58815849
fuck your camping cars, get off our roads, get off our beaches REEEEEEEE NEDERKANKERS PLS LEAVE
>>58815849
Kek
>>58815750
Well if i remember well France and Uk are cooperating on the nuclear field, training together and have just launched a common Drone project.
>>58815917
Why do you want to be relevant? It only brings problems. Having a healthy economy and having lots of soft power is the only thing that matters this days.
>>58815590
>France surrenders from the banter wars
color me surprised
>>58815956
Yeah you can have those idiots. People must have cancer if they even want to cross your border.
>>58815613
What makes Georgians and Huns so different?
>>58815883
But you still have an export deficit
>>58815997
Mad that he forgot about you Alberto?
Why do some people hate french people?
>>58815997
>implying proxy don't exist
>>58815917
oh shit I didnt read properly and I thought you said
>>we'll NEVER be something on the world stage as part of the European Union.
nah i agree with you, im voting to remain
>>58816034
>some
>>58815997
this thread barely has any decent banter in it tho
>>58816034
we don't hate you but you are arrogant, and in this moment your economy is not good (like spanish economy)
accept it dude.
>>58815623
We defended our country all right and Russia would have still steamrolled you
>>58816144
Sovjet Union > Jewish USA
>>58816010
they are the reason we send our stoned scumbag retards to shit up your nice places
>>58816173
>gommies
>>58811993
>Netherlands
>strong
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>58815705
>world's best fighting plane
>>58816016
Yes. It doesnt have to be bad. The UK with Thatcher also had a deficit in trade,but the overall result was positive,as importing coal was cheaper than subsudizing it.
>>58816245
But is your economy really growing?
>>58816237
trade > wealth > soft power
so it's not entirely wrong i guess
>>58816273
3% I think. Unemployment is going down,and the local industries have become more productive,and tourism is rising. We have a long way to go tho.
>>58816273
of course our economy is growing, i work in a south american company that is investing in spain.
spain will be better than now in few years.
>>58816126
That's just jealousy because you're not relevant contrary to France.
And your economy is even worse than Italy. Kek.
>>58816243
>Implying
>>58811993
they are surrounded by algerian and morocco as well
>>58816373
Great, more immigrants.
>>58815486
The eternal anglo exists because you are inbreds and have a strong (retarded) bond that comes from that. Literally everyone is your brother, sister uncle and dad. That makes things easier to keep everybody working towards one goal.
Before mass immigration happen, you were not diverse at all.
And being on such a small island makes things easier to. Easier to defend from the outside obviously but also easier to keep things sorted.
All islanders are different than Continental people.
I have noticed that on all islands i've been.
There is a special mentality that emerges from being isolated.
>>58816378
>Implying
>>58816402
t. Ozgurlü Mehmet
>>58816378
2015:
>Spain's growth: 3%
>France's Growth: 0,3%
>>58816512
Proofs?
>>58816529
Sure, now look at where you are starting from.
>>58816357
>>58816373
Why is Podemos so strong?
>>58816475
wew calm down
>Wake up
>Germany still exists
France isn't that strong if they keep letting Germany become a superpower over and over
>>58816660
Because we are retards + corruption. You have to take into account youth unemployment,which is what fuels them.
>>58816529
That's delicious, counting on the growth of a country.
Let's do it with the number of nuclear warheads, or tanks, or fighter jets, or airecraft carriers, or seats in euro parliament, or basically the GDP per capita.
>>58816744
Fun Fact: France wanted to give us nuclear bombs. But we didn't want them.
>>58816765
Thanks
>>58816660
I'm surprised they aren't stronger, like 90% of people under 35 are hardcore leftists here.
>>58816529
It's actually 1.4% for France for Q4 of 2015 going by annual rates. French, and for that matter European, growth generally looks worse than it is because we typically use quarterly growth rates while America usually uses annual.
>>58816744
We created them, why would we destroy them ?
>>58816946
I know I'm just memeing
I'm fully aware Germany and France have huge no-homo hate boners for one another.
>>58816373
Pemex? Petroleos Mexicanos with Repsol ? no oil in spain is cheaper than portugal for example
>>58816946
>France wanted to give us nuclear bombs. But we didn't want them.
got some sauce for that? i'mgenuinely curious about it
>>58817066
>in spain is cheaper than portugal for example
is pretty good for our economy
>>58816914
>Look at me I have nukes,I am relevant am I right?
You use the warheads so fucking much. How does it cost the maintenance of them 8 billion a year?
On top of this your economy is crumbling. But hey you still got nukes
>>58817104
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/a-506124.html
>>58817235
>Sarkozy
>>58817066
mexico is a good ally for spain :)
>>58817235
Thanks mate, nice piece of info.
If polandball comics are of any reliability on the inner cravings of the german mind, it must have been like tempting a fat pedo on a diet with kids dipped in chocolate.
>>58813872
We don't hate France past the memes really
opinions
>>58812732
This. Just by population numbers they should have zerg-rushed everyone around them, like the Ruskies did.
But the french can't fight. It was said back in our golden days that it takes 3 frenchmen to fight 1 Spaniard. 4 to 1 to have a decent chance of winning. They were also cucked hard by a bunch of englishmen using bows at a time when England's population consisted of about 10 or 12 lads.
By the English!! Which are shit tier fighters. And by the romans. The roman conquest was epic, it was literally a couple legions slaughtering hordes and hordes of gauls until the french king fell on his knees and waved the surrender flag. Ceasar took too much credit for that. After all all he did was fight frenchies. Even the dutchies, outnumbered like 1000 to 1 population-wise had little problem fending off the french. The germans were only cucked for a while because they were at war with each other and weared out by Swedes and Turks, best mates of the French. Only then did the french dared to attack an, again, inferior in numbers opponent.
Ahhhh, the french.... if there had been as many Spaniards as French back then, the entire world including China would have been cucked and conquered.
>>58817235
I don't believe this (how would they know?)
It's illegal. There is something called Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons and we follow this shit carefully.
>>58812387
Still is.
Guns are ez mode.
>>58817520
Kek
>>58817589
This is the only worthy thing on the comic
>>58817685
You can changes treaties
>>58817589
Pretty nice, the end at the EU parliement is really funny and quite close to the truth
>>58817742
But not easily.
That thing must be voted by 3 senate and 2 parliaments before being signed. And we never heard of it.
It's bullshit.
>>58817589
Thanks for posting it. Lost it in my old hard drive, now I can save it again :)
>>58817823
>I can't believe it
>It must be false
>>58817589
cute, but to be honest there's still a lot of misunderstanding and even hate between us
And of course I'll still root against England in every sports competition ever
>>58817199
That's because France is still the most powerful cunt in yurop.
We can do whatever we want.
Deal with it (and with your austerity measures)
>>58812828
After the collapse of the Roman Empire Gaul staid somewhat functional unlike everyone else. Germanic invaders, instead of destroying everything like in Britain, took over and preserved the infrastructure. They also teamed up with the locals as well as the remaining Roman legions in the area to successfully push back Attila the Hun and such, avoiding to get fucked like Germany.
The land was also already heavily fortified, good and fertile, and the weather is nice.
So with all this, France got an easy-ish time through the early middle ages, while others didn't nearly as much, and ended up with an advantage.
However it got fucked really hard by the black death, iirc it had less inhabitants in 1700 than in 1300, while the rest of Europe caught up to France.
>>58818464
>because France is still the most powerful cunt in yurop.
>We can do whatever we want.
And that is why Germany is pimping you out of existance?
>>58818464
>That's because France is still the most powerful cunt in yurop.
wrong , Germany > UK > France
>>58811993
>UK
Fought many wars with them, but France had been the stronger of the two for a long long time.
>Spain
Only became strong in the late medieval period, and at that point France was still stronger.
>Netherlands
Trading might =/= European superpower.
>Germany
Was divided up until rather recently in history, and shortly after kicked some French ass.
>Italy
Same deal as Germany but with less ass kicking, more getting their ass kicked.
>>58817589
Literally R*ddit tier
>>58820096
Pretty sure it's reddit made so yea I guess it is
>the only time euros don't bully the uk is to support them in bullying france
wew
>>58816010
>>58815849
Edgyfag
>>58817579
VIETNAM
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>>58817589
kinda gay but god bless you
>>58822860
I feel proud about this tbf
>>58822860
Fuck Europe, m8
>>58818666
>>58818754
Take a look on this.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Spain buttmad on French superiority. That's just delicious.
>>58817589
r*dditors are really pathetic
