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"Life is not my oyster, it is my scab."
- anonymous (2015)
Anime.
>>58808324
posting best girl
that dogle lookin smonked>>58808282
>>58808282
>>58808282
>>58808282
>>58808282
>>58808282
>>58808282
Anime plz go and stay go
>>58808298
This one has more gets.
>>58808466
Reddit squad first.
>>58808286
Owo? Mul on enda parool juba ammu meelest läinud.
>>58808554
Foreigners AND weebs?
>mfw
Yeah I'm dizzy as
Estonia? more like aidstonia haha
can I post with a trip already? :3
feeling down lads
>>58808572
tfw -9390 pts
>>58808700
I reluctantly check your digits.
Russia? More like Shitssia.
Why am I the only one Russian here? >;|
quite embarassing
>>58808755
Don't worry, you got nice digits.
>>58808380
Me with red shorts
i touched my pee pee hole and my panties are wet nao, why so? :c
>>58808871
POST DECK
Quick, what nose picking technique is the most optimal? no time to explain
>>58808993
the one where you use your finger
>>58808993
the one where you use the end of a gun barrel
>>58808993
The one where you don't pick your nose.
gross.
>>58808871
ПETPOBИЧ, ЗAEБAЛ! ПOШЛИ УЖE PAБOTATЬ!!
Squatted 11,39kg today!
Making gains m8s!
>>58809149
You tell me you never pick your nose? what do you do with all the boogers clogging your nostrils?
>>58809140
>giving guns to lithuanians, pls
>>58809178
good job, m8
>>58808993
bend over as far as you can, form a seal around your willy hole with your nostril, then urinate as hard as you can up your nose while sniffing
should do the trick
>>58809223
drink water and shower everyday = booger free m8
>>58809223
Use a nasal spray and then izšņauc (don't know what they call it in English but it's probably the same in Lithuanian) your nose.
http://www.vp.gov.lv/faili/sadalas/3.garie_vitn._junijs.pdf
enlighten me on this please
>>58809330
blow
fucking imbecile
>>58809484
lmao.
>>58809307
Why yes, i do drink water everyday.
>>58809330
>spraying unknown liquids in to your sensitive nasal cavity.
Its like you want to lose your smelling senses.
>>58808803
thanks bru
have you ever been fucked so hard you turned inside out?
>>58809551
>unknown
Smell is a redundant sense in the 21st century anyway.
>>58809592
is this a threat
>tfw not Australian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>58809672
>>>
>lceland 05/04/16(Wed)00:25:08 No.5880967
I wish it was just a threat because let me tell you something nice man from iceland
today
I
GOT
FUCKED
>>58809735
proud of you
drinking baltica, lads
>>58809592
sometimes poo so hard my anus prolapses a little bit
Coincidence?
>>58809623
LMAO, when you have to smell shit all day everyday,i guess would want to lose i aswell.
#BTFO
>>58809893
what?
>>58809859
Lithuanian women crave ginger cock.
I once met a Leedu broad and she pretty much stared at me for the whole night
kitty sleeps on my tummy
>>58809951
Nothing
>>58809974
are u ginger?
>>58810205
no just horribly disfigured
>>58810205
nah just your average horny lad out for a good time and cheap laughs
>>58808759
Absoluutselt hull mees.
>ponid
>furry
>ühtegi mu pilti pole su feivides
Äärmiselt ebaviisakas kntao.
lol
Savākti nepieciešamie 10 000 parakstu par iniciatīvu deputātu skaitu samazināt uz pusi
still no gf lads
>>58810366
weren't you going to off yourself if no gf before end of last month
>I share the same body type with Jeb's wife
Feels low energy to be desu.
>>58810366
Have you considered getting a dog?
>>58810422
Did the dog sudoku?
>>58810366
>>58810400
>>58810422
>>58810466
this thread is sponsored by lord kek
>>58810400
Are you a girl?
>>58810466
>>58810422
>>58810400
>>58810366
dubi dubi dubi dubi
>>58810400
will you be my gf?
>>58810509
Aren't you?
>>58810400
And what is that sie called?
>>58810391
no thats a kiwicuck
>>58810400
already got two desu
>>58810563
Do you wanna be my gf? what is that site called?
>>58810571
If you mean site, it's bodyvisualizer.com
>>58810562
yes :333
>>58810240
confirmed for aus proxy
>>58810400
stop eating so much buckwheat you fat whore
>>58810295
m-mine?
>>58810707
I eat buckwheat porridge every morning and I don't plan on stopping. I am planning to start jogging again though.
>>58810466
Maybe..
>>58810400
lmao, same parameters but 174 height
*takes bowler hat off*
good evening gentlemen, is this the place where I can partake in serious discussions about world events and the like?
>>58810626
cool
>>58810619
too late nerd
haha Estonia is a fat cow XDD
>>58811153
yes you got the right place
>>58811292
back off
that's my gf you're talking about
>>58810317
enamus joonistusi oli teistele inimestele tehtud. kahjuks ma furry ega hobusenuss pole. sa pole siiani avaldanud oma identiteeti
r8 me
>>58811153
t. Emu's CIA
>>58811474
hot
>>58811400
>my mfw when my neomasculine alpha bf protects me from the filthy slav
>>58811503
post urself bebe
>>58810807
of course you do
>>58811474
very hight test/10
>>58811474
give website please
>>58810807
Jogging is good
Porridge is shit
T. Jogging-Porridge-pro
>>58811474
dark souls 3 character creation
>>58811530
ayy bb drop the zero get with the hero
feeling hungry but my flattie's taking forever in the kitchen
thoughts?
>>58811705
eat tht flattie brom :-dd
>>58811705
Eat his dick
>>58811572
>bodyvisualizer.com
I like jerking off to softcore porn or weird hardcore porn. Vanilla porn aint for me man
>>58812046
How about the chocolate one?
>>58812046
Jerking off is a sin.
>>58812046
cool
>>58812107
Gross.
>>58812121
Then i am the Devil
>>58812166
>666
like pottery
>>58812187
Looks like someone's going to have to get their eyes checked.
>>58812166
>>58812226
only eye I'm checking is the one between you're mum's legs XD
>>58812294
That's freakish.
>>58812294
I made a contemporary art piece about that once.
>>58812107
diversity is our strength
I wanna be a famous rapper but I can't rap.
>>58812418
>I wanna be a famous rapper but I can't rap.
This never stopped anyone.
>>58812668
would have been funnier if you chose a specific example
>>58812418
but you can rape.
>>58812668
contrary to popular belief, rap artists who are at the top actually make decent bars or at least reach a point where they have enough money to hire writers.
Even if someone else writes your lyrics for you you still have to be able to turn them into a decent song.
>>58812748
That's lewd and therefore bad for the soul (also illegal)
>>58812814
>rape
>illegal in UK
but why refugees rape everyone legally?
>>58812418
you should be a famous trap :3
>>58812873
Thats a trap?
>>58812814
>(also illegal)
You must remember my compatriot is probably from bum fuck no where Siberia, which is a lawless, post apocalyptic wasteland. With their poor entertainment options, all that is available is rape.
>>58812873
I don't have a physique of a trap.
>>58812418
https://youtu.be/3tir7ItS_p0
>>58812814
>That's lewd and therefore bad for the soul
>>58812923
Siberia makes good rap (covers) lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95zh-Cgoutg
>>58812968
Where in Estonia is it nice to go innawoods?
>>58812923
nuh, I'm from lawless post apocalyptic wasteland which is Caucasus.
Asuza, you're piece of shit and you're fucking faggot and an immigrant and a weeb and a tripfag which makes everything eben worse. I'd seriously consider suicide on your place not some rapper's carier.
>>58813036
>Caucasus
>probably a kebab
Sorry for accusing you of being a Siberian Akhmed.
>>58812998
Why are you asking me? What do you wanna do there?
>>58812968
Good effort, needs more squatting though.
just had two donuts I bought on a whim because they were 20 cents each
I usually hate sweets but they were dark chocolate everything and very good with milk
>>58813168
pure russian though. why don;t you go back to /rus/, pidoraha? nobody wants you here. i'm the only russian which ha a right to stay here.
>>58813304
>20 cents each
Why are they so cheap?
should I listen to ASMR and go to bed lads?
>>58813376
I guess they were about to expire
it's from a proper bakery which bakes stuff daily
>>58813419
What's ASMR, chap?
>>58813350
Gee, you got your knickers in a knot pretty quickly there Abdulbek. Just chill out a little, you can be Russian as well, I don't mind.
>>58813465
autism
>>58813419
no, listen to something educational, like a podcast or history book on tape
>>58813469
t. pizdonian proxy
alri, this stopped being funny ince you're proxy
Estonia is piece of fat dumb tumlr-tier desperate shit and nobody will ever fuck such disgusting landwhale. :3
dicsuss
>>58813419
depends on the ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VaHhUbo44
Greetings
there are more lithuanians than estonians and latvians put together
>>58813579
>Disclaimer: This video and ASMR are non-sexual, and should be considered as purely for the purpose of relaxation.
Autism to the max
>>58813681
There are actually more Latvians than Lithuanians and Estonians put together
>>58813568
Estonians will win the cultural war against Russia.
>>58813535
>proxy
As if these shit hole buildings out my window could exist anywhere else but mother Russia.
>>58813692
I wouldn't call it autism but yes, that message doesn't really do anything against youtube community guidelines.
binkas bunkis binkis
Hmm
>>58813878
hvað er að frétta?
Rate my bike lads. Stole it today.
>>58814671
black like my soul
and ur skin
>>58814671
Someone stole my bike like a year ago.
I didn't care that much though since I never used it.
>>58814742
Why did you buy it then?
>>58814775
The school I went to was quite far from my house and bus ticket prices are ridiculous here.
So when I finished school I stopped using it.
>>58808282
Worst Judy cosplay I've ever seen
>>58814906
>he's back
>>58814906
Haven't seen you in a while
>>58814906
>I still haven't watched it
>>58814671
Wouldn't steal it desu
>>58815071
Why the hell not? What's wrong? My bike not good enough for your poofter ass?
>>58814939
>>58814970
I was always here just didn't post Zootopia obnoxiously
>>58815260
Well I'm talking about you as in the guy who used to post Zootopia.
Only that part of your ego.
>>58815120
no mudflap
and fucking slavshits, wogs, gypps or whatever would steal it. 99% sure on that.
t. knower
>>58815388
>no mudflaps
Picky little shit. That's a good bike, you retard
omg Estonia is so fucking fat and ugly that even local betas refuse to fuck it, this is depressing.
>>58815610
For me a good bike a grandma bike with a gel seat and a basket-holder at the back. I had so many different bikes, so
t. knower
And again that hipsterish Asuza faggot secretly craving for big Australian cock ITT. This thread is definition of desperation.
>>58813775
>posting Saarema
why?
It was a good journey /balt/
>>58815816
Will you ever get tired?
>>58815860
finally following in the footsteps of your ancestors?
>>58815776
that faggy basket-holder.
>>58815877
will you ever shove a dildo up to ur ass and take off the trip?
>>58815987
Why would I do either of those things?
>tfw people died so I could have a holiday tommorow
I held hands with a girl today AMA
fuck anime
yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon
>>58815860
>was
What do you mean, bud?
>>58816219
time to fuck off from /balt/
I heard reddit waits 4 people like you.
>>58816342
fuck off Ahmed Mohammed
>>58816342
>tells someone to go to reddit
>posts the reddit frog meme
>>58816206
tomorrow is 9th of may already?
>>58816409
>being this rude to your fellow brother
>>58816474
Its 4th may you fucking retarded meme cunt, holy fuck kill yourself.
>>58816462
open your mouth
make aaaaaaaaaah
>>58811530
>neomasculine
hmmmm
>>58815856
>mfw Abdurakhman here can't recognise his own capital city.
>>58816077
why don't you chat with your buds on facebook if you don't like being anonymous? your parents are rich and you live in London, I'm sure you'll get lots of attention over there.
>>58816494
are you experiencing some buttox ruttox little slav xD
see?
>>58816651
No just some estonian autism X--DDD
>>58816681
That's clearly a trap.
>>58816634
I am anonymous.
I don't have a facebook, my parents aren't rich and I don't live in London.
>>58816702
But traps enjoy trap porn, dummy
>>58816681
this should be a sticky on /v
>>58816752
That sign is just trying to trick you into lusting after it's boipussy.
>>58816712
kuzu pls
>>58816712
>I am anonymous.
u r a retard lol
>>58816796
That's a different guy.
hi this is the real anonymous
>have to go past a normie hangout place on my way to gym and back
>weather is warm so the normie swarms are outside again
fuck warm weather
>>58816681
And then when they find a real man with some testosterone and aggressivity who don't treat them very well they cry out in the media of how nasty real men are.
>>58816962
It's time to hibernate for 6 months.
>>58816681
Real men, whats dat?
>>58816342
I agree with this post.
>>58815860
DONT DO IT MAN
>>58816552
What exactly are you trying to imply?
>>58816962
maybe you will find a bf
>>58816863
expect us
>>58816962
>>58817015
Home gym masterrace here.
>>58817166
You should expect a brother after last night lmao
>>58816962
And the gym isn't also a normie hangout? How does it feel watching normies chat amongst each other and tone up their abs as you jiggle away on the cross trainer, choking back a sob?
hello i am normie, i will be going out to the park to drink beer and harass abnormies with my mates
when we have harassed them enough we will go to the pub and watch football and sing loud songs until the police comes to harass us
>>58817207
Why is Latvias banter so good?
>>58817268
I'm usually too tired between sets to pay attention to others there.
hmm
y lat seniores? shitpost y cumbia mejor shitpost
>>58817510
>latvia last
wtf I hate hitler now
>>58817481
Ah, so you look at the ground and avoid eye contact, gotcha. Good strategy.
>>58817510
t. Things i pulled out of my ass
>estonians baltic people
>>58817566
Yeah, pretty much.
Sometimes I look at qt grills if there's any around.
>>58817641
>
Aren't you afraid that they will notice and then go over and talk shit about 'the staring weirdo' with the resident chads? Seems like a recipe for bulk spaghetti. You are one ballsy autismo.
>>58817740
I only take quick looks when they're doing some exercise from an angle they can't see me.
I try to be very careful.
>>58817828
>They know
>>58817740
russia what is this
https://youtu.be/YCfSl4Br7g0
>>58818055
it's what your mum does when she hears i'm on my way to visit
>>58818055
People like this are a national embarrassment. They are the same kind of attention whores who do this cosplay bullshit in the decadent west. The worst thing is they are not even that good.
>>58818055
2nd from right looks like the girl that sings that kazakh song about suicide
>why yes, I am Latvian
>>58818055
This is why gaming died.
Normies infiltrated and the (excuse my language) d*ck baiting started.
>>58818266
Hey man, there is literally nothing wrong with cosplay.
>>58818371
Look comrade, I don't mind you dressing up in some shitty costume your mum made, just not in public places. Same rules as we have for faggots.
>>58818506
Why are you even here?
>>58818530
Because I am actually Australian and very bored. Also, I don't understand the slav runes in /rus/.
>>58818314
Serious talk, that guy has an insane dimple. If he would shave he would probably look really good
>>58818595
>Leaving australia for russia
>>58818595
We'll need some proofs, Jaroslav.
>>58818621
No he wouldn't. Fat face.
>>58818623
What can I say, I am easily bought.
>>58818694
Can be easily fixed by slimming down.
>>58818716
Like mother, like son.
>>58818694
I think he would be above average if he cut his hair, shaved, get rid of glasses, remove fedorah.
>>58818758
kek
wew lad
>>58818595
fucking proxy
>>58818506
I am perfectly capable of sewing myself, thank you very much. Don't you have cosplay days in Russia?
>>58813692
the image you picked is autism
>>58818758
KEK. Latvi bros on fire today
>>58818747
>easily
You got to pretty much go aushwitz tier to get rid of chubby cheeks.
>>58818944
Err no, reaching 15% body fat is enough
t. buvęs storulis
>>58819026
Explain all the fat faced skinny people then.
How do i get a gf guys? For some reason I feel much more comfortable talking to foreign girls than lithuanian ones. My social anxiety kicks in whenever I talk to a girl I'm not friends with who's lithuanian.
>>58819092
they have no muscle mass so they look skinny despite having high BF%
>>58819234
I know a way but I don't know if you'll like it.
>>58819234
>being friends with girls
Cuck.
>>58819092
There are no skinny people with fat faces, if a person is skinny (has lower BF%), automatically his/her face will not have fat (but it can still appear huge because of face structure, broad jaw, massive cheekbones and so on)
positive feedback at 2 different estonian universities lads
anyone wanna meet @ the airport and go for a beer?
>>58819393
fuck off
>>58819393
7-1
Brussels is expected to put forth a proposal for charging 250,000 euros ($289,659) per refugee from European countries that refuse to shelter asylum-seekers, Financial Times reported Tuesday. The plan is one of the most controversial parts of the European Commission’s proposed revision of the so-called Dublin asylum regulation, set to be announced Wednesday.
>>58819393
I hate beer, it's gross.
Why is he so perfect?
>>58819374
what kinda keyboard is that?
>>58819374
what the fuck is that keyboard?
also
nice kangaroo <3 :>>
I've never met a Lithuanian outside of UK
>>58819329
spit it
>>58819365
I have like 1 female "friend" or acquaintance rather
I don't keep in touch/chat with my friends unless they message me first, so all friends form middle school and childhood friends apart from like 3 can only be called people I know and not friends.
>>58818865
There was recently the annual comicon and I work with some weeb who went. Apparently it is pretty popular.
desu I am just projecting as when I was younger I was mega cucked by a cosplay whore. I am glad you have a hobby you enjoy.
Salamun alaikum
>>58819482
chink?
>>58819476
250k euros per refugee????
>>58819482
Thai/English. I purchased this notebook when I was working in Thailand.
>>58819518
Lithuanians are a myth
>>58819566
>Africa can't write
>>58819760
>latin
>>58819804
fuck off Jamboul Bambino
>>58819578
yes
http://www.ibtimes.com/eu-refugee-crisis-brussels-propose-charging-over-289000-countries-refusing-asylum-2363091
>>58819518
I've never met a Latvian at all..
>>58819669
That's correct, Belarus is the real Grand Duchy of Lithuania, and the impostor "Lithuania" is just żmudźs
>>58819885
tha'ts sad
>>58819850
>roasted for being blind
>chimps out
>>58819885
How come? We're everywhere.
>>58819894
>żmudźs
How do you pronounce that monster of a word?
How the fuck did I get into this thread?
>>58819894
polack pls go
>>58819975
who's behind smugi?
>>58819973
>says the nigzor
oh I am laffin
>>58820022
Milda
>Tas autistas iš Ispanijos
>>58820002
https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%C5%BBmud%C5%BA
>>58820002
No fucking idea, that a polish word i think, and by the looks of it thats a plumber pretending to be a lituanian.
>>58820068
Piekrytu
>>58820035
>filthy frank
nice autism bruv
>>58819544
T-thanks, sorry that you git cucked.
>>58819894
Hows it going Bartek?
>>58819374
and why are you posting under Russian proxy?
>>58819975
Because Latvians are seen as horses
>>58820130
>implying I know who that is
stop injecting autism0
>>58820191
>doesn't know filthy frank
nice autism bruv
>>58820191
What's next, you don't know who melonpan is? lmao
>>58820086
>>58820097
Heh, ok :D:DD
>>58820007
You look lost. The leather shops two blocks away.
>>58820147
Not Russian proxy comrade, I am working in glorious Moscow currently. Obruchevsky district to be exact. Posted a pic out my window earlier.
>>58820312
>
please stop
>>58820378
How about you tell your mother to stop sucking my dick?
>>58820425
ebic purn
>>58820236
>implying you didn't just get rused
LIKE
A
FIDDLE
>>58820367
Working for how long? what kind of work? we don't have enough work for our own people, why would Russia invite Australians?
wtf, first Australians invaded this thread. And now they're invading my country!!
>>58820488
There are lots of expats here, working for foreign companies in jobs that Russians can't do. I teach history (in English).
I have been here for 9 months already, will probably sign a contract for another year soon.
>>58820687
>in jobs that Russians can't do
>I teach history (in English).
are you serious? Foreighners usually work on high paid engineering jobs in oil companies. but this is laughable.
>>58820899
Deadly serious. I only get paid 50k euro, but at least I get to use my otherwise useless bachelors and masters degree.
>>58821006
Why not teach in Australia?
>>58821062
50k euro = 76k AUD. Then the tax rate in Australia would be 30 something %, where here it is 13%. Also, unbelievably teaching jobs in Australia are also very competitive. No one wants to come to Russia, I practically walked into this job.
And I have a Russian wife (we met outside of Russia though), so it is nice to see her country.
>>58821006
Do they pay you 500$ a month?
Bruce, my son...
>>58821308
50 000 / 12 = 4167
>>58821308
Nope, because I am not Russian, so my labour is actually fairly valued. My wife tried teaching as well, but they only paid her 650EUR a month because she is a local.
I don't know why you lads put up with it.
>>58821467
you won't bait anyone with that proxy, Bruce.
>>58821467
>because I am not Russian, so my labour is actually fairly valued
>but they only paid her 650EUR a month because she is a local
Why would they waste more money if the same job is done? Who cares where you're from?
>>58821604
The clientèle are mostly the children of the nouveau riche Russians who attach status to having foreign teachers, or the children of expats who expect western pedagogy to be used, rather than having some mongoloid bydlo beasting their kid every day.
I actually agree with you though, it is stupid.
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