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>>58799615
You did well
>>58799615
What does The F. stand for?
Sweden
>>58799647
Fahrenheit
>>58799615
乙
>>58799647
(you)
>>58799647
Faggot
Sweden
Fuck I must buy food but I cant be arsed fo shave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSM0uqA85Qo
>tfw Koreans gave us culture
Thank you.
>>58799615
おつです
>>58799685
>can be arsed to walk more than 5 minutes
>can't be arsed to stay and one spot mowing his face
>>58799610
>Iphone買うほうがお金持ってると思う
日本でiphone4販売している時代に、隣の中国じゃiphone 5を販売してたぞ。
しかも日本のiphone4の半値以下で。
>>58799647
fuck off
>>58799784
It takes literary 1 minute to walk to the store
2 minutes if i face a red light when I have to cross the road
>>58799812
literally
>>58799647
frog
>>58799812
1 minute to walk to the store
~5 minutes to find food
~2 minutes to pay
1 minute to go back home
>>58799820
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>58799796
>>58799685
Just wear a surgical mask like a real Japanese
>>58799844
Are there Any other videos like the davido kun one?
we need more meat
>>58799834
and last you are found by me
>>58799864
>>58799872
>>58799834
I am not going on a treasure hunt, I know exactly what I want to buy
>>58799851
I am going to but I had to shave on my sides and neck, not going to shave where the mask covers the beard
日本はあなた達の国々に略がありますか?
オーストラリア=豪(意味は英語でstrong, manly, enormous, hugeです)
>>58799872
>>58799911
What about it?
>>58799902
>日本はあなた達の国々に略がありますか?
和
>>58799647
French
>>58799812
no one dont care about you
君は本当に可愛いなぁちんぽついてなかったらいいのに
>>58799928
Is this your name?
and if so,your nickname is nao-kun,right?
>>58799685
Why do you have to shave to go out?
お前の情熱はなんですか
>>58799930
どちらかというと単純に「日」でしょw
それと多分彼は、他の外国の人に向かって
その人の国の日本語表記での略称を尋ねてるんじゃないかな。
>>58799780
>>58799703が言った通りAndroidはやすいから人が買うだと思う
確かにroot化を取って人は多いけど情弱が必ず大半だと信じてる
dontいらんな
とりあえずかわいい女の子が毛とトイレの話してるのは見たくないよ
>>58799948
Not my real name. So I don't have a nickname but sure, why?
>>58799953
It might scare the nihonjins if they come face to face with a hulking, muscled Swede with a grizzly beard and a sour expression on his face.
>>58799835
こげ過ぎじゃね?
I need to buy some indoor cozy pants
I guess I can find them on Uniqlo
親知らず痛すぎて食事がしんどい
でも抜歯すんのこえええ、歯茎切って歯を割るんだろ...
日本に引っ越したら外人なのにプログラマーとして雇われる可能性があるかな?俺はま学生だけどね。将来だよ。できるかな
>>58799979
what's your real name?
>>58800014
Why would I say it?
>>58799991
おそロシア鍋
>>58799968
あなるほど
勘違いした
>>58800013
オタクそう
>>58800030
I'll give nice nickname for you.
>>58800004
>歯茎切って歯を割るんだろ...
歯の生え方による。
親知らずの虫歯、ほっといたらばい菌で他の歯も傷んでいくよ。
最悪命にかかわる
>>58800048
むりむり
>>58800004
どうせ見えるわけじゃなし
麻酔するから、指で歯を持って何かしてるんだか
歯茎切り裂いてペンチで砕いてるんだかなんて分からないよ。
>>58800013
>プログラマーとして雇われる可能性があるかな
これと外人かどうかは関係ない。
特にプログラムみたいな理系の場合
>>58799991
Why does the bear have triple boner?
>>58800013
がんばれ
>>58800079
>むりむり
やってみないとわかんないだろ!
てか君日系人?
>>58800107
>>58800087
これは超うまくてよく食ってた
豚肉と白菜だけで安いしポン酢につけて食うともう最高
>>58800111
>てか君日系人?
>am I a japanese descendent?
No, I am English.
>>58799968
まさしくその通り
>>58800148
I don't eat meat.
>>58800226
>>58800226
H-how's tricks?
>>58800241
Why not?
>>58800041
違うけど、、漫画でも読まないよ
>>58800098
そっか。なんかそういうこと思ってたね。卒業後のいつかやってみるかな。それまでもう日本語がうまくなったって思ってるね
>>58800110
がんばります
>>58800262
It's disgusting. Only savages/subhumans consume it.
>>58800265
How did you learn japanese. From uni?
>>58800261
I want to continue traveling but I have to study
>>58800038
>あなる
b、b、無礼者!!!
>>58800283
Herro PETA
>>58800285
No I just learned basic grammar from the internet about 12 months ago and started reading and talking to people a lot.
>>58800226
Welcome home
>>58800241
>I don't eat meat
veggie-chan?
>>58800338
Ahh
>>58800357
She hasn't noticed her name isn't there
>>58800378
>>58800328
さすがカナダ君ww
どんな悪送球も拾うww
>>58800326
Where do you want to go to next?
>>58800283
Everything that is real and not an idealized image can be considered disgusting, e.g. the digestive process no matter if you eat meat or not.
Anyway, were your ancestors all savages and subhumans?
>>58800283
魚は食べるの?
>>58800404
god tier vegetable tbqh
>>58800326
you must be rich
>>58800431
No.
>>58800479
Vegetarians have flooded in the United States.
But 1 in 4 Americans are fat...
>>58800517
You can be vegetarian and fat
野菜をたくさん食べやさい!
>>58800517
ポテトをたくさん食べて炭酸飲料を飲んでるに違いないよ
>>58800550
I don't think this is true. Many Indians are both vegetarian and fat.
>>58800517
Yep.
>>58800550
Those are the fake vegetarians.
>>58800598
That's what I'm saying
>>58800610
How, you can just eat fried food still it's normal enough that there is enough bad food
>>58800610
野菜は美味しいか?
>>58800569
>>58800650
Right. I misread.
>>58800652
おっぱいいいいいいいいい
いいいいいいいいいいいい
いいいいいいいいいいいい
いいいいいいいいいいいい
いいいいいいいいいいいい
ぐっzzz
>>58800774
Sorry
>>58800728
rate my gag
>>58800650
Fried food? Fatties need to have some self control. I don't consider them vegetarian.
>>58800867
>>58800892
>not eating meat not the only thing to being vegetarian
>Your not fat so I don't consider you american
>>58800415
right wing china or worst korea
Exams start again tomorrow and I already feel sick
Jesus christ
結婚したい
>>58800943
Why south Korea go to nk,way more fun.
>>58800343
sankyuu
>>58800475
no I just find cheap tickets and go, return flights from europe can be gotten real cheap
>>58800982
I like plastic
>>58800775
Do you love oppai?
顔が白い女の人怖い…
>>58800932
(´・ω・｀)…………………。
僕はきれいな女の人が怖いです
ゆで卵作るの失敗したorz
>>58801024
I love oppai
おっぱいは揉むもの
>>58801252
>>58801252
you should buy the egg timer
>>58801252
今日から名誉イギリス人だな、おめでとう。
http://woman.mynavi.jp/article/130922-017/
>>58801328
![occupy-wallstreet-pedo-bear-longcat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DLSbPxg.jpg "occupy-wallstreet-pedo-bear-longcat[1].jpg")
classic
半額で味の素の餃子を買えた!
>>58801875
冷凍食品?
>>58801798
>>58801676
Oh god OW is the same trash that's whiteknighting for Bernie rn and I just want them to disappear.
>>58801899
そうねんて
加工冷凍食品って便利だけど、中何入ってるかわからないw
>>58801994
レストランもそうだよ
>>58801916
>>58801916
近所に美味しい餃子が食べられる店はないの?
>>58801908
>>58801798
Don't mess with potato chan
tfw no girlfriend who makes gyoza by her armpit.
>>58802038
Who's that he's cute
>>58802050
ないと思う
外食はしない方がいいからなくて助かります
Is anyone from Nara what's it like, is it a nice place to live.
おい、起きろ
It's time for summer not spring KVÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
![1311349[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UWdyWdX.jpg "1311349[1].jpg")
>>58802453
眠いんじゃぼけえ
>>58802510
おい!きさまああ
ピカチュウ、自家発電だ!
If I wanted to seduce a Japanese person, what would be most expedient way to accomplish this?
>everyone likes charizard
>>58802747
Sorry you're just too damn slow
>>58802747
>posting a squirtle
>>58802776
don't speak ill of bulbasaur my pokebro ever again
>>58802845
I'm sorry. But I'm pretty sure my pokebro could destroy him or anything he becomes.
>>58802882
fuck fuck fuck
>>58802937
It's ok. There's almost nothing that CAN stand up to Greninja so it's nothing to be ashamed of
>>58802747
Mayuyu is the FUCKING LEAFBOY
>>58802747
Peru
>>58803045
I thought your pokebro is swampert
/qst/って何やる場所なんだ?
>>58803065
He has really good taste about pokemon
>>58803083
Swampert is my favorite pokemon. That' different from my pokebro. You can always rely on your pokebro for the KO
>>58802489
what a masterpiece
>>58802777
what does it mean?
Is there a Pokemon more smug than Lapras?
>>58803192
Snivy for sure
>>58803152
He posted a squirtel and called it a charazard
>>58803192
Empoleon?
>>58803231
He posted a bulbasaur and didn't call it anything
>>58803258
I misunderstood his post :k
>>58803301
Oh ok
>>58803097
よくわかんない。
>>58803218
>Snivy
best unova starter
>>58803374
Yep Snivy is pretty fucking tough. I have one with contrary it's excellent
>>58803404
I like garados
>>58803427
I have a lot of memories of being destroyed by Gyarados so I really don't like them. I am traumatized
>>58803449
Lol but they are so sugoi desu
>>58803338
As a consequence of browsing through this thread I too have acquired this urge
>>58803449
>destroyed by Gyarados
how even?
just use electric type
![flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/68UKAAs.jpg "flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg")
If I was Ash, would you accept me?
>>58803509
>10 yo
No
>>58803491
Why come on a japanese board if you don't like Japan. No need to be sandy cause you got stuck in the UK
>>58803504
There aren't many good electric types to choose from. And gyarados is pretty bulky and dangerous if it gets to use dragon dance
>>58803543
Threaddddd*
>>58803491
You are that Chink British,right?
>>58803600
kawaii
>>58803594
I meant thread it's literally a japanese thread
>>58799722
How did this crazy old man end up in japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJIvi4IHh8U
wow 支那人everywhere
why can't 支那人stay in your glorious China?
>>58803338
>>58803636
あ。ありがとう
large beef steak destroyed my stomach
Over 10,000 Chinese women married to Japanese men on every year.
while Chink Americans buying Thai women with money.
LAMO
>>58803594
>he thinks there's a non-weeb section of 4chan
today i went to this showa retro restaurant
set meal contains 2 chicken cutlets=550yen
it was super cheap and delicious
u jelly? gaijinkun
http://rikueri.hatenablog.jp/entry/2016/01/19/124818
>>58803946
>>58803973
Chink detected
>>58804001
Nah I could cook that ^-^
>>58799647
>Jap guys say like "frog/Fahrenheit"
>murricans/britcucks think only about faggots
>>58804001
What's that metal thing on top center? An ashtray?
>>58804009
No he's just saying that some get really defensive to the bullshit
>>58803899
>weeb section
The only thing I can come up with is /jp/. Even /a/ is filled with Japan haters.
>>58804063
What, you don't enjoy a cig after a hefty meal?
You sound like a fag bro
>>58804063
yes desu
>>58804095
I fucking hate /a/.
also I hate their shit taste.
>>58803946
(you)
何かしゃべれよデブ
>>58804202
Why do you write (you)
Shit, how to be Japanese? I was born in the US but now I should to get Japanese passport and stay here for 10 years. I can into your language, I look like a Japanese but haven't any knowledge about culture of Japan.
>>58804060
>Fahrenheit
>jap guy
where are you from?
/a/'s think way
happy/good thing happened in anime=fucking bullshit
bad/terrible thing happened in anime=what the fuck Japan is fucking terrible place desu
>>58804098
>>58804133
I thought that smoking is banned in first world cunt's restaurants.
>>58804262
Nice try...
I fucking hate guys who says "I think I'm Japanese. I'm learning Japanese with Rosetta stone. Gonijiwa"
>>58804291
I think here it's by restaurant. Some have smoking sections, some have no smoking at all, and some have smoking wherever you please.
>>58804263
I'm an American-Japanese
>>58804315
What is Rosetta stone, is it a scam?
>>58804262
Hello ken-sama!
支那を憎んでもいいけどその気になったら日本を簡単に潰す武力あるよね
アメリカがなければ日本はもう中国の領域だったよ
>>58804352
were concentration camp so fun?
>>58804356
I don't know who's that but a lot of American fatasses say that it helps them to learn basic Japanese
>>58803973
>>58804381
アメリカが武力を抑えなければ日本は強いままだったと思うけどね。
>>58804398
Why don't they get a tutor
>>58804315
I think I'm Japanese. I've only been learning the language for a week but I've learnt so much about your culture and have listened to a lot of your music.
こんにちは
私は日本人です
日本万歳
>>58804291
even american chain stores like burger king,mister donuts has smoking seat in japan
ジンジャービアを飲んでいるところです
>>58804391
Actually mom just said "hey kusottare, you sholud to get a good education in your homeland"
>>58804494
まずそう
>>58804329
Seems comfy, we got severe anti-smoking law since 2014. Ofc there are some places which don't give a fuck about law, but it's mostly very marginal bars full of chavs.
>>58804274
Embrace fatalism
>>58804442
Obviously they haven't enough money, because they spend all on anime stuff
>>58804465
Ey b0ss
>>58804569
Rosetta stone は高いです
>>58804533
うまいっすよ
>>58804274
wtf
I thought weebs are good gaijin.
>>58804543
bydlos*
>>58804465
Do you need a study partner :3
>>58804274
/a/'s way of thinking*
>>58804621
>good gaijin
>gaijin
what gaijin means?
>>58804608
まじかよ
飲んでみようかな
I admit manga and anime makes a good motivation to study Japanese.
Just please don't use female speak like your waifu does while you are a hairy big gaijin
>>58804621
They're fucking crazy virgins
>>58804593
日本大好き
>>58804630
あなたは女の子ですか
>>58804657
Not japanese by blood
>>58804494
辛口で美味しそう。夏にはすっきりするかも。
>>58804657
gaijin means foreigners in Japanese
>>58804627
bydlo != chav though
>>58804683
Are nikkei not gaijin?
I don't wanna use Japanese when I speak discuss with gaijins
>>58804695
Gopniks then.
>>58804621
/a/'s knowledge about Japan=anime/manga
koe no katachi thread is always filled by Japan haters.Because shouko bullied by brutal classmate.
