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憂鬱
>>58791696
ったく、焦らしやがって~乙
>>58791696
うさ!うさ!うさ!
遠くから誰かがなんか言っている感じだけど・・・
Ohayou Japan
>>58791824
Rare
このコスプレの元ネタ何?
>>58771651
>>58771570
>>58791824
え、………どこ、え?
>>58791824
バ、バミューダ・・・?
>>58791824
Ohio,Bamuda-kun.
>>58791696
乙です
>>58791858
>>58791928
>>58791840
>newfags
>>58791840
Fuck I wrote my name wrong
>>58791936
Good morning, Sarah :^^)
>>58791848
終わりのセラフのクルルっぽい
>>58791961
>He doesn't know the meaning of the word "rare"
TOP LEL TB H L AD
>>58792001
ありがとう~
>>58791824
I want to live Bermuda, what should I do?
>>58792081
insurance or accounting. Also have a lot of money
>>58791979
G-good morning...
あよ
>>58792286
おそよう
終わりのセラフって面白いのかな?
絵はいいけど
>>58791696
*sucks your dick*
how do you say "credit", as in "college course credit" in 日本語?
>>58791696
>Ret's tark at landam in Japanese and Engrish
*unsucks your dick*
wait a second
do you think this is a joke??
kill me
>>58792440
tanks senpai *sucks ur dick back too*
>>58792543
>>58792519
oh shit senpai I'm sorry
>>58792081
it's very hard to get bermudan citizenship
I think it's something like you must be married to a bermudian and live there for 10 years
>>58791696
>be gay american
>fuck up the template because you are unfunny gay american
>get shot
>>58792568
We take our Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. very seriously around here
>going to japan for 2 months
>girlfriend's mom is paying for everything
>just gf, her mom, and her sister
>they said that everybody sleeps together, and they invited me to use the futon with them
>going to private 温泉 together for 2 nights
what is the proper etiquette
her ma has spent like $2,000 on me so far how do i repay her and what お土産 should i buy
ふく"_"とじ
What is the "_" in the photo?
>>58792730
I love this kind of haircut.
>>58793005
>>they said that everybody sleeps together, and they invited me to use the futon with them
>>58793183
ろ
you are fat
>>58793183
It's probably ろ
袋とじ
>>58793227
riiight... thx
it's a new pokemon info btw
>>58793237
not my hand.
some japanese person took a photo from a page in a magazine with the new pokemon game info
>>58793005
What the fuck am I reading...
First of all, are you a boy or a girl?
>>58793297
boy
girlfriends ma invited me to sleep with her, girlfriend, and gf's sister in their family futon
>>58793351
thats fucking hot please do it
>>58793351
I cannot believe this...that sounds too appetizing to be true. please do it.
>>58793351
I don't think this was real.
If your posting were real,mom is crazy bitch.
post evidence.
I don't trust yankees.
>>58793351
Yakuza bait?
I guess white people organs are high on demand in India at the moment
>>58793351
Don't you think at least the sister would find it awkward?
>>58793377
>>58793503
>sleeping with girlfriend
>nice
>sleeping with girlfriend, her sister, and a 50 year old woman
>not nice
>>58793518
girlfriend said they all slept together since they were young, and when family came over they would sleep with them too
is this uncommon? i have no fucking idea, she said they have a normal shower though, not the barrel full of hot water
so I just bought a 浪人 thing for 2ch.
From what I understand, in order to use it, I need to use some kind of special program?
I can't just log in on the 2ch website?
there isn't even a linux client...
>>58793351
Oer here I'm genuinely just wondering if she's a country bumpkin. Sometimes when rural people move into cities they take their odd customs with them. I know nothing of Japan, but it might be worth looking up whether this is "a country thing" or if you're going to wake up duct-taped to the bedpost.
>>58793626
her ma likes me but they do live in the country, she said i cant go to town alone because the cops will follow/harass me since im literally the first white person most of the townsfolk have ever seen and will cause a commotion
who /leicester/ here?
>>58793565
asian women age nicely, it's not a problem
皆は筋トレしてる?
>>58793773
あんまり・・・
>>58793605
install viewer.
you using Linux?
>>58794001
>you using Linux?
yes
but I know a workaround
>>58794001
>>58794023
どれがいい、Jane Style か Live2ch
47years old
>>58793773
主にチンチンをしごいている
>>58793667
she does not look as good as
>>58794093
>>58794093
dat bitch a vampire
A friend of mine posted about his glassblowing final this week. I want to congratulate him on it and express that I'm interested in doing it myself.
>What I wrote:
めっちゃすごいです!僕もグラス事をつくたい!
Is this OK?
2chてブロックされるのnetだけなのかな。
scもおーぷんもブロックされてんのかね。
2ch.scと4chanはまろゆき絡みでなんでもありみたいなの想像してたんだけど
>>58794055
>>58794023
im just googled. you know, shitty software developer monopolizing 2ch API since last year.
you should try virtualbox/VMware and install windows then, choose 2ch browsers or
use proxy.
but if you have some smartphone, get app. this is main stream and PC ver is you will think difficult imo. sorry broken english
>>58794241
>僕もグラス事をつくたい
僕もガラス吹きをやりたい
glassblowing・・ガラス吹き
scもブロックされてるとは思うが、たらこのことだからscだけbanとかホスト関連のプログラム抜いてても有り得そうだな
マジで派生の派生である4chanが匿名性高いって今の2ch改悪しすぎよ
まあしょうがないんだけど
>>58794379
>僕もガラス吹きをやりたい
なるほど
ありがとうございました
>>58794258
your english is fine.
I'm actually going to use windows in virtualbox if WINE (a program that lets me run windows applications in linux) doesn't work
I'll definitely install the smartphone app though.
>>58794395
>匿名性高いって今の2ch改悪しすぎよ
コテの雑談場になってるし。
>>58794436
ah… okay
im sorry that i couldnt help you.
if you cant understand about viewer, it tell me.
im using win/android both viewer and probably i can help you
>>58794550
雑談板はデフォルトでsage、専門板は半強制ﾜｯﾁｮｲでIP開示だしね
コテに関しては板ごとの事情があるだろうしよくわからんけどもまぁ市民権あって当たり前みたいな風潮にちょっとなっちゃってるよね
>>58794093
do you think this is a good pickup line:
"hey baby, are your eyelids natural?"
>>58794673
なんで日本の女って簡単にセックスさせてくれるんだろうな
日本人男ですら思ってるだろ
>>58794998
実は韓国人だから
>>58795022
韓国人多すぎでしょ
>>58794966
おいしい物は体にいいはずだ
なんでおいしい物を食べて病気になるんだ
How loved is italy in japan 2bh?
>>58794750
>市民権あって当たり前みたいな風潮にちょっとなっちゃってるよね
2000年代初頭はコテは名無しの敵だったんだけどな
>>58795048
>>58794998
>簡単にやらせる女がたくさん
俺に紹介してクダサイヨ
(・ω・｀)………..
>>58795101
Italian food is very very popular
>>58795133
That looks more like bread than a person.
>>58795158
紹介するわけないじゃん。嘘なんだし。
酒を飲んだ時に誘って上手く行ったことはある
>>58791696
>Believe in yourself
Is that you shinji.
>>58794673
I couldn't get the Windows viewer to work.
So now I'm using 2chmate on android
>>58795185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRsZF-rsJi4
>>58795204
分かってるよ
そんなユメみたいなセカイがあってたまるか
じゃなきゃ俺がまだ童貞なのはオカシイ
(´;ω;｀)
when i see a chink girl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qfkMv95PIm
What's a good present for a metrosexual friend?
>>58795347
>じゃなきゃ俺がまだ童貞なのはオカシイ
手段と女をえり好みしなければ、すぐに捨てられる
>>58795250
what kind of viewer in windows version?
mate is best
>>58795158
東京は成功率高いでしょ
日本人のナンパ師が日本人女釣っても腕磨けないって言ってますし
俺も中学時代に童貞だった頃「適当に女家に連れ込めばセックスできるだろ」と考えてたからあの頃から日本人は簡単だと薄々思ってたんだろうな
>>58795455
perfume
ケロケロ
>>58793773
筋トレしてるよ。
日本にいた時から筋トレしてるけど、
アメリカにきて改めて日本人はなんで筋トレしないのか不思議に思った。
(´;ω;｀)女の子をボコボコにしたい…
(´;ω;｀)めっためたのぎったんぎったんにしてやるんだ
>>58795543
As expected of Japan, land of the metrosexuals
That's a good idea thanks
>>58795133
Why are you watching Gay Porn
>>58795601
Why.. that's not
>////<
>>58794673
hey faggot poster, I mean cute poster
what does the british news say about the leiscester dudes who raped and abuse the thai girls ?
>>58795634
I'm just appreciating the aesthetics of the male body, okay??
>>58795634
Boyztube is a gay porn site
lol
I choose to learn Russian instead of Japanese and am I year into it after working in Japan for 3 months as a lawyer
should I kill myself?
short of killing myself was it the right economic decision? I miss Japan :(
>>58795646
whats the matter?
i dont know what are you saying…
is it news?
>>58795676
Yeah ok. It's cool to be gay now you know...
Even straight people want to be gay
>>58795706
Why would you ever want to learn Russian?
>>58795773
I don't fucking know anymore I am white in the fucking fag USA
Japs were off put by white people - which I understood. I still think that Russia's value will increase but it has shit culture.
>>58795769
Yeah, I'm not going to hold back when I fall in love with a boy or anything, until then it doesn't really matter
>>58795773
Im learning russian to buy in the future containers full of weapons in case any white army (racist army) wants to attack peru
>>58795455
a blowjob
>>58796011
you actually 12 aren't you
>>58796094
nope
why are you asking?
>>58795769
I just don't trust people who have no problem with poop on their dicks.
>>58796135
based latin america
soon we shell expel kebab
>>58796135
because i felt like it
>>58795706
>Lawyer who doesn't read newspapers
マリファナ吸ってるMEMEって目が赤い表現ですが
本当に白目部分が充血とかして赤くなるのでしょうか?
>>58796158
>with poop on their dicks.
this 2bh
even guys who want to do anal with girls are sketchy
i bet they're secretly homo
>>58796191
I hate whites
soon I will be somewhere in china living in the international students dorms , there a killing spree will start, at least 10 whites will die by my hand and knife
>>58796158
I get it. But sex is gross in general so you have to get over it.
>>58796237
proof of virginity or you're a filthy riajyu
>>58796265
Sorry I am not a virgin
I'm not a riaju anymore but I'm getting there
haha virgins
>>58796275
>Sorry I am not a virgin
>I'm not a riaju anymore
矛盾
FILTHY RIIIIIIIIAAAAAAJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58796230
>>58796319
Are you a virgin?
I can help you with that
リア充 is not invited
>>58796344
Can you help me?
>>58796359
Cause we don't need invitations. I'm in charge here dammit
>>58796275
What counts as a virgin if you are a gay man? Do you only need to have fucked or be fucked to lose your virginity, or do you need both?
Or do you guys have 2 virginities, one for each act?
>>58796368
As long as you're not a woman or fat
>>58796383
I think it's up to the individual really
>>58796344
I'm a virgin but I'm not homo either.
>>58796403
Damn
>>58796383
Both at the same time, then upside down and broiled for 15 min @ 470 F.
>>58796417
Which one did you miss?
>>58796407
That's ok. See >>58796403
I should buy a Camera
>>58796428
Exactly. I'm not homo.
>implying I'm homo
>>58796428
Hmm I'd rather not say
>>58796448
ヨドバシカメラ
>>58796455
I'm saying you don't need to be.
>>58796448
Buy a Sony portable or canon dslr
>>58796466
I can take fat men I guess.
>>58796469
There's no way you can help me if I'm not a homo though.
>>58796448
better buy racism, you are hate
your life is based on segregation
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早すぎるわな、合掌
>>58796497
www
>>58796508
>>58796526
:( You saw right through me
>>58796508
el peruANO
>>58796542
>>58796508
I am so full of racism that I could export it to southern us
>>58796564
>>58796531
Have actually seen the pictures of Peru? He's a fox. It's too bad he's really crazy
>>58796517
全然詳しくないんだけどすごい人なん?
>>58796579
>>58796597
No that's not it. Theres one with an elevator and another one
>>58796605
>>58796605
The fake pictures he uploaded?
>>58796508
Are the pictures really you Peru
>>58796632
>>58796630
No
>>58796632
? Fake. I'm pretty sure it was him with two or three Chinese girls and maybe a white guy and a brown one. The brown one was him.
And there was another one maybe. Maybe at a birthday party. I don't remember well but I remember thinking what a shame it was someone so handsome was so insane
i want a japanese friend who will play games with me and says "nigga"
>>58796583
かなり人気のあるラノベ作家
ラノベ作家の急逝ってけっこうある気がする
なんで短命なんだろうな
>>58796630
KEK
>>58796640
>>58796674
>>58796677
I guess it's him jesus the pics really shut him up aye
>>58796667
ラノベ読まないから知らなかった
>急逝
忙しいから?
不規則な生活だから?
病気ではないのか
>>58796719
Its him alright.
>>58796719
These aren't him this guy is too old. Peru is like 20 years old isn't he?
>>58796756
Some people look old for their age.
>>58796756
>not realizing that peruvians have a naturally old looking greasy facial structure
>>58796756
But if it wasn't him he would keep talking or say it's not him...
How do you say 'Hi' to a girl in a bar? There's a bar where a lot of foreigners go and I want to practice my Japanese. こんばんは is really okay? Also, when should I change from polite to casual?
I'm using my phone, that's why I'm not writing in Japanese.
>>58796448
どんなカメラが欲しいの?
>>58796781
KEK, who the fuck is that guy?
>>58796781
>>58796778
>>58796776
He has been saying these pictures aren't him for a long time. And I'm telling you I've seen the real one of him and it was a 20 something brown guy. Who else could that have been?
美少年彼氏が大ほしい
>>58796784
てめはふとているね
>>58796801
Peru I'll find you a Korean wife if you show your face
>>58796801
Heh, I was the last class in my school to attend school at Saturday. More spare time on other days. I don't see the problem, unless you are a normie freak partying late on Fridays at 17 or younger.
>>58796807
It's fake he just takes photos from instagram and pretends its him
>>58796820
WAKARU
>>58796807
>>58796856
WAKASHU
>>58796850
>>58796861
>>58796850
No I'm convinced the one in front of an elevator was him
>>58796884
How long ago was it posted? The archives go back to feb
all these edited pictures of 'peru' are more autistic than peru himself what the fuck
>>58796936
Wentz, I am not angry any more. But don't ever say bad things about foreigners again!
>>58796905
It was probably after that so it should still be there. Good luck finding them though. I have no clue how to search it. It has the shittiest search ever
>>58796517
マジかよ
ヤマグチノボルといいえむえむの作者といい伝説を残したのにな
In general, Japanese men need to wear shorter hair. They don't look good with long hair at all.
>>58797094
do you have short hair
>>58797113
Yeah why
>>58797094
Then how do you explain why all the hosts have long blond hair?
>>58797109
>>58797141
>Then how do you explain why all the hosts have long blond hair?
I honestly have no idea. And I've thought about it a lot, but I've never seen a host I find handsome. At best they're hideous.
>>58797141
They look girly though and they are straight. American sniper is gay
>>58797154
HA IT WORKED
>>58797128
post your hair
>>58797141
Maybe they're rebellious from being made to have short hair in school
>>58797206
Nope
>>58797238
What's your Nash are you from america?
>>58797238
>Nope
that's the wrong use of the word nope
the correct word would be "no"
ALL YOU NIPPON PEOPLE TAKE NOTE OF THIS
>>58797272
It's fine
>>58797264
Idk what "what's your nash" means. But I am from America.
>>58797272
Isn't he a gaijin
>>58797296
Ah why did you move to Japan how long have you been there for. Nash= nationally
>>58796968
What did he say?
>>58797296
no it isn't. learn english
>>58797298
please stop ruining my forced anon feature
>>58797327
I moved here to find a Japanese husband and I've been here for 8 months
>>58797363
I'm using it in the meme way you see on 4chan. While we're talking about correct English, we capitalize the first letter of a new sentence and words like "yes" and "no" are set off with a comma. We end sentences with periods.
How's that?
>>58797361
He said 外国人が苦手
and it broke my heart for a bit but our relationship is stronger now
>>58797389
>I moved here to find a Japanese husband and I've been here for 8 months
>no period
noob
>>58797417
>外国人が苦手
strue doe
>>58797444
How do you know? Do you know him personally?
I don't even know him personally and he's my fiance.
>>58797417
>our relationship is stronger now
he doesn't know who you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
>>58797463
Of course , we're mates
We talk about you sometimes, too
>>58797389
No luck? That sucks. Hope you find someone to settle down with. がんばったね
>>58797486
Lol if I really were this crazy that would be a mean thing to say.
>>58797491
Thanks. I will eventually. I'm not worried.
How do I get into Japanese music if I want to get into Japanese music?
>>58797709
Become a weeb
>>58797709
>>>/mu/64544825
>>>/jp/15116930
>>>/jp/15098506
>>>/jp/15162159
>>>/jp/15076056
>>>/jp/15136048
>>58797709
youtube
>>58797709
amazon
>>58797892
>tfw you want to buy stuff from M3 but can only resort to pirating
耳が耳垢で詰まってる
超迷惑だ
特別な溶媒みたいな品物で洗おうとしたがどうしてもバランスが取れない。いつも片耳はほかの耳より耳垢の密度が違うのだ
>>58798241
白人の耳垢は日本人のと違うって本当?
ちょっと見せてよ。
>>58798241
アメリカとかヨーロッパには耳かきって言う文化がないからね。
>>58798241
あんた、もしかしてアジア系の遺伝子を持ってるのか?
アジア系は他の人種より渇いた耳垢を持っている
I miss it being pitch dark by 6pm.
>>58798357
縄文系は湿った耳垢らしいよ。
>>58798364
i miss it not being over 20C in the afternoon
>>58798389
I sort of get it but I don't know that in F
俺は湿っている時と乾いている時がある
>>58798405
yes
>>58798405
68F
i thought japanese use celcius
>>58798419
菊の花がか?
>>58798437
I finally learned what the F means. Fahrenheit!
You must really love America!
>>58798449
Yeah but I'm American so I don't
>>58798449
>i thought japanese use celcius
壁|∀゜)oO(thoughtとかいらねぇだろ。日本が摂氏使うの君は知ってんだし)
>>58798539
僕ファン、参上
>>58798581
今日のカナダ君発見。
>>58798483
>You must really love America!
He loves America, yes
And if you love France, you should use glorious metric system
