What did your country do in WWII?
where do we start
>>58798571
here
Have sex with Australian women.
>>58798553
Ran a train on OP's grandma hahaha
Sealed our worlds fate away forever under the power of the Jews
Fuck up Italians
Fight Germans
Roasted Nips
We supported Canadians and Poles.
>>58798604
>Aussie_Genocide.jpg
explain
>>58798691
They killed some Australian tourists in Mexico.
>>58798691
Some Australian surfers got killed in Mexico and their bodies were found in that van.
>>58798747
>>58798736
lmao
dumb cunts (both the mexicunts and aussies)
nothing, america was too late to contribute at all
Defend themselves like an absolute madman's with no chance to win?
Also bring Wojtek Bear from India to Monte Casino with Scottish Soldiers
If you are interested then you can read about it here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_%28bear%29
"Wojtek the bear that drinks beer and carry ammunition"
We learn him wrestle, drink beer and carry ammunition with soldiers... If he could speak we probably learnt him swear like everywhere else we do at emigration...
>>58798813
We are skilled in making animals do bydlo things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJw0nMInH4I
Kill Russians
Export 7 jews
>>58798571
>>58798578
Kek, underrated
Waited our hands on our dicks. Turned off the lights
we were the Italy of Southeast Asia. First fought for the Japs, then later switched sides when we realized that they were even worse than the Brits.
>>58798579
When will Americans apologize for their crimes against Australia?
>>58798553
nothing relevant
>>58798812
Just in time to save my Great Grandfather and drop two bombs.
>>58799022
Do you have any good stories about the cooperation with the Japanese?
liberated asia
>>58799762
>>58798553
dindu nuffin wrong
A second guy at liberators poster
>What did your country do in WWII?
Cucked Japan hard which set the stage for the invention of anime
You're welcome
>>58798604
Was just a bit of banter
Got land after the Germans did all the work then got cucked by the gommies.
>>58798553
Nothing :^)))
Sank a battleship, downed some airplanes, killed kraut scum.
Kept the western front open, allowing a two front war that was ultimately the reason for Germanys defeat, played tye biggest role along with USSR, and America.
>>58798553
something about a snake smoking a pipe
>>58800173
Yeah, and we kept the New Guinea campaign open which didn't allow Japan to isolate Australia and thus enabling America to use Australia as a foothold to win the war
Got cucked by the Jews.
Accidentally got bombed by Germany and got an apology from Hitler
>>58799847
delet
>>58800382
Really? Never heard of that.
Wiped two cities from existence in milliseconds with the most destructive force ever unleashed on Earth by God or Man.
the US did everything or nothing depending on what flag you ask on /int/
>>58798553
Nothing.
>>58800449
The Germans accidentally bombed Waterford IRC
>>58798553
>>58800600
>most destructive force ever
>unleashed on Earth by God
>Nukes
Merican education
>>58798571
>>58798578
>>58800701
Sodom and Gomorrah can't even compare.
>>58800789
Know what an earthquake is ?
A volcano eruption perhaps ?
Radioactivity is a bitch, but in mere power, earth is still the most violent thing that ever made noise.
>>58798553
Support the wrong side LMAO
>>58800862
How many people did Mt. St. Helens kill?
>>58800945
How many did Krakatoa?
>American education strikes again!
>>58800945
You said destructive. Two bombs killed est. 150 000 if you want body count.
>>58798553
Backstab allies.
nothing
Hide money
and some Jews
>>58801084
>Haïti earthquake
>160 000
Holy shit, I didn't know it had been this bad
>>58801138
Are you legit ?
>>58801084
>Months to die in floods
>Over 100k died in seconds to the bombs
us irl
Whatever England told us to do.
![IMG_1445[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3plL7yK.jpg "IMG_1445[2].jpg")
>>58801157
THIS IS THE FIFTH THIME TODAY
I know, my country is fucking small, but am i really the only one here????
>>58801189
Lmao we disobeyed them almost all the time in WWII
Not so much in WWI
>Neutral
>Sell tungsten to both allied and axis powers.
>Keep Nazi gold
>Still manage to go into debt
>>58801159
>Within the first two to four months of the bombings, the acute effects of the atomic bombings killed 90,000–146,000 people in Hiroshima and 39,000–80,000 in Nagasaki
And one earthquake killed 450K in a day.
>>58801213
RARE
A
R
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>>58801231
That's cause we got a new bull in ww2
But, yes, i know something amazing my country did in ww II
we send 80 men to aid the germans.
and 81 came back
>>58801309
Did one of them get pregnant?
>>58801280
Only because we actually NEEDED the US so we didn't become fucking Sashimi to the Japs, the UK kept insisting we come to Africa or go and support them in Borneo. 'no'
>>58801309
benis in bagina?????? :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Earth would literally be all Germany if it weren't for Basedstralians
We tried to be neutral, then the swedes let the Germans into our country and suddendly we werent neutral anymore
we saved half of europe from communisim
>>58801336
>>58801358
nah, they made a italian friend and brought him to our country
>>58801213
Nice, you were one of the few euro countries I was missing from my /flag/tism
>>58798553
Won it.
>>58801359
THIS
>>58798578
11/10
Fought for independence
had field synagogues which triggered hitler
>>58798553
win with the epic italian sidejumping
>>58798553
>send troops to France and prepare for WW1v2
>get blitzkrieg'd
>retreat to Eternal Anglo HQ
>Win Battle of Britain
>Win North African Campaign
>Germany invades Soviet Union
>Signs perfidious pact with USSR
>Japan bombs Pearl Harbour (never forget)
>America now official ally
>Firebomb German cities
>get BTFO by Japan
>Invade France
>Hold off Japs in Burma
>Germany gets raped by Russia
>Japan gets atom bombed
The end
>>58801589
Had to
>>58801351
Memes
At first we supplied the germans with iron and when they started to lose we aided the allies.
Got VD from British rottencrotch women.
Should have teamed up with the germans 2bh
Unstoppable germanic coalition, fuck the italians
Struck fear into the hearts of the enemy with dogs. And bagpipes.
>>58802009
>>58799022
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO UR FLAG?????!!!!
We made loads of fucking money.
>>58801351
Tons of Aussies fought in Africa
>>58798553
got gangbanged by hitler and stalin
>>58798553
dindu nuffin desu
>>58802756
wtf my flag is usa. im in Hungary..
>Jewish
>American
Kill and be killed
>>58801372
The Swedes made me do it.
Fight with Russians and Germans
>The Poles are coming
>The Soviets are coming
>The Nazis are coming
>The Soviets are coming
hid in the underground and did nothing until Americans saved us in the Battle of Britain and won ww2
>>58802675
Sorry, meant to say come back to Africa. Lots left to fight in the Pacific but you Poms wanted as pack or at least diverted to Borneo.
>>58803275
remember when the americans killed rommel in north africa
>>58803348
No that was me lad
>>58798571
>>58798578
ERIC
SIMPLY ERIC
Told the allies to go fuck themselves
Four days of this
Nothing as far as /int/ is concerned.
>>58798571
>>58798578
>>58803593
>dutch panzer corps.jpg
>>58798571
>>58798578
over my dead body
>>58803677
Very effective in combat
>>58801726
Absolute mad man, mind if I save it?
>>58798571
>>58798578
Printed.
>>58804097
You have my blessing
>>58802523
Loads of money you get to use to feed and house and support all those wonderful refugees.
>Cultural Enrichment!
>>58798571
>>58798578
*audible kek*
>>58798571
>>58798578
>>58803342
W-we missed you
>>58801213
What country? On phone
>>58808998
liechtenstein
Made the world a slightly better place.
>>58798553
Should have named it the Nip Roaster tbf.
being raped
>>58800221
COBRAS FUMANTAS YOUR MEMORY LIVES
>>58798571
>>58798578
Time to post this on /r/4chan.
>>58801309
that was in 1886 tho
>>58801138
RARE FLAG
>>58810129
>going on Reddit
found the perfect opportunity to give all our jews to sweden
>>58810482
Come on m8, he is clearly ausposting.
>>58798553
Defended the eternal anglos from total destruction.
Pretty good t b h.
Sent some planes to help.
Opposed Anschluss.
le nazi hiders
>>58798553
nothing i swear
>>58811019
Where can I find the nazi experiments ? South or do I have to go to Chile ?
>>58800656
This is true....
>>58798571
>>58798578
I only came here because I just saw it on some stupid meme page on facebook
>>58798553
got stuck into johnny foreigner and gave him a jolly good thrashing
We helped with logistics, we let Americans use us as a springboard to reach Africa. And by the end of the war we sent an expeditionary force that fought mostly in Italy.
And baring America and the Soviets, we are the country that most profited from the war, we ended with an steel industry and a brand new airfield, all payed for by American dollars. We did have to lose Vargas and that is a shame.
Pic related.
>>58799069
no, but my mother told me once about how her great aunt butchered a Japanese soldier with a meat cleaver when she found out that her husband was tortured by means of putting his hands in boiling water and pulling out his fingernails afterwards. Maybe it's just a family legend, but that sort of torture was a favorite of the japs when they arrived here.
>>58799022
why is your flag that flag?
>>58811719
ENOUGH WITH THE FLAG BULLSHIT HIROHITO JUST HASN'T UPDATED IT YET
AND STOP CALLING ME TAIWAN
>>58811822
I'm on mobile, you are Myanmar ?
>>58811900
si senor, bonjour
We prepared for the (then) upcoming invasion.
>>58798553
Pretended we weren't home but left the gate open if you needed to go through.
![751bacfe397ade153cc54dc2e7460d41[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lhAL7Sx.jpg "751bacfe397ade153cc54dc2e7460d41[1].jpg")
got invaded
We're gonna be breaking up harder than Yugoslavia after the election.
>>58808998
Lichtenstein, practically Switzerland's cat.
>>58798553
Won the war
>>58798553
Got bombed and hid some jews that wrote diaries.
>>58798553
Deport jews and gypsies to Transnistria, get land back(lose part of Transylvania, though) invade Soviet Union, get owned, lose Moldova again(but get Transylvania back), and switch sides.
>>58800789
desu, i don't think it'd matter for me if i got hit by an asteroid chunk and burned+suffocated to death and a nuke.
S&D were small-fry city states, though.
Lose
>>58798553
Annoy nazis from underground and forests, murder railroads
![800px-I%27m_dying%2C_but_do_not_give_up%21_Farewell_to_Motherland[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8N6iypU.jpg "800px-I%27m_dying%2C_but_do_not_give_up%21_Farewell_to_Motherland[1].jpg")
>>58813995
Ah, also
BREST ENDURES
>>58812628
Saved
>>58803248
same just
>>The Soviets are coming
>>The Nazis are coming
>>The Soviets are coming
>>58801145
this. I can't believe that a 7.0 did so much damage. Haitian "architecture" is shit.
There is other countries that experience 7.2 and above more frequently and like 1 or 2 people die.
so we collaborated with nazi
resisted with our minds
and we won the wars with the british
Not enough.
Would've loved to rat out some kikes myself.
>>58804763
Refugees in Sweden during WW2 were Finnish children and some jews, I think.
>>58798553
Saved the world.
KILL FUCKING COMMIES
>>58799762
Good job
>>58798571
>>58798578
>>58798553
We won it almost single handedly.
>>58798571
>>58798578
what
Shot some Americans by accident.
>>58818542
Sike, Soviet Union did most of the work
>>58798578
>>58798571
Fucked up some Germans (sorry you guys are alright), fucked up some Italians, fucked some Japs albeit in very limited fashion.
Not bad for a little nobody cuck country imo desu senpai
>>58798571
>>58798578
git roustid germancuck
>>58820059
Operation Cottage, worst day of my life.
>>58799022
>>58811708
>>58811822
Every single time I think it's Taiwan, it even got me confused since I think the Taiwanese always cooperated with Japan during the war.
>>58800221
>>58799035
When we stop committing them (never).
I got more ass than a toilet seat in Australia, and banged at least one dumb Aussie bitch in every Southeast Asian country I went to while I was in the Navy.
Evidently we treat them better than Australian men, which is really saying something because even the ugliest nigger on my ship didn't have to pay for sex in an Aussie port.
There are two kinds of european countries: those whose asses we kicked and those whose asses we saved.
Literally fighting against the real bad guys.
>>58798571
>>58798578
>>58800221
Should be proud senpai.
Less than 1k died of 25k it's really something.
>>58801213
Been to your country lid. Very qt
>>58798571
>>58798578
Fucking hell
>>58798571
>>58798578
my pic didn't attach
>>58827020
>that crop
kill yourself
>>58829270
I figured that since you chinks are pretty good at farming I'd let one of you handle the crops for me.
>>58826815
cute cat
>>58820197
Soviets used U.S. M5 halftracks before they just gave up and just ride on tanks instead. Polish, Dutch, and French Partisans. The fact Operation Husky was a success fucked over Germans in Stalingrad by lost of Italian reinforcements. The Luftwaffe almost losing every plane during Battle of Briton.
Friend.
>>58798571
>>58798578
ebin
>>58798888
>8888
>lies about the true numbers
Nice try, Aadolf. It was at least 6000-60000.
>>58800862
Your mum makes more noise than any earthquake.
>>58801261
Still can't decide if Salazar was based or shit.
>>58802806
Are you on a US base?
>>58830567
Nope. I used to live on a US base and my flag would show up German
Used it for some quality shitposting while I still lived over there
Look at how awesome this gif is.
save everyone
>>58800862
m8
m8
This is Ivy Mike.
The first detonation of a working hydrogen bomb ever.
It released more pure kinetic energy than the sum of all the weapons and munitions ever detonated or used in all the wars before it.
>>58830636
Funny, when I was in Japan my IP was American when on base and Japanese when off base or using 4g.
>>58811708
And people love the japs today for some reason...We should have used more nukes
>>58799762
nah we did that with these
>>58798571
>>58798578
I don't get it, please explain?
there was a war?
>>58798888
>88 88
We just stayed home for the most part and let the Canadians and Mexicans do all the fighting for us
>>58802806
>Hungary
>getting raped by Hitler
We'd notice you're actually American
>>58798571
screencapped
