Would you gaymarry a German to acquire German citizenship?
>>58796875
Gay marriage isn't legal in Germany.
That said sure, German guys are qt.
I'd marry Islam to acquire German women.
>>58797035
There actually is Eingetragene Partnerschaft for same-sex couples, which allows a foreign partner to automatically acquire German citizenship after two years.
In every regard but the name, it's pretty much the same like gay marriage.
>>58796875
If it's a cute German, then yes
Yes, unless I have to fuck him
Or get fucked by him
>>58797075
Well I have no reason to want to move to Germany because Australia is excellent as it is. Though sure I'd marry a German guy, but going from some of the Germans I know; the "German humour" memes are true.
>>58797225
Please Mr. Australian guy, teach us how to into humour.
I watched a German gay porn recently and got VERY turned on. No additional information.
>>58797295
First I have to know if you celebrate a certain Christian holiday?
>>58796875
I'd marry a qt German even if I wouldn't get a German Citizenship ;_;
>>58797360
Yes we do. It is called Ostern here and is a festival and holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, described in the New Testament as having occurred on the third day of his burial after his crucifixion by Romans at Calvary c. 30 AD. It is the culmination of the Passion of Christ, preceded by Lent (or Great Lent), a forty-day period of fasting, prayer, and penance.
The week before Easter is called Holy Week, and it contains the days of the Easter Triduum, including Maundy Thursday, commemorating the Maundy and Last Supper, as well as Good Friday, commemorating the crucifixion and death of Jesus. In western Christianity, Eastertide, the Easter Season, begins on Easter Sunday and lasts seven weeks, ending with the coming of the fiftieth day, Pentecost Sunday. In Orthodoxy, the season of Pascha begins on Pascha and ends with the coming of the fortieth day, the Feast of the Ascension.
Easter and the holidays that are related to it are moveable feasts which do not fall on a fixed date in the Gregorian or Julian calendars which follow only the cycle of the sun; rather, its date is determined on a lunisolar calendar similar to the Hebrew calendar. The First Council of Nicaea (325) established two rules, independence of the Jewish calendar and worldwide uniformity, which were the only rules for Easter explicitly laid down by the council. No details for the computation were specified; these were worked out in practice, a process that took centuries and generated a number of controversies. It has come to be the first Sunday after the ecclesiastical full moon that occurs on or soonest after 21 March, but calculations vary in East and West.
>>58797382
>even if I wouldn't get a German Citizenship
You can always get one through Erbschuld or paying by Guilt Card™
>>58797439
But I'm a liberator
>>58797382
Dawww. :3
>>58797404
hi jermni doo u selrubat estr ?
>>58797456
Jew remains jew.
>>58797617
My dick is still UNCUT ;^)
>>58797911
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