Italians are always absolutely rektaliumly invaded when someone talks about "Italian" food. So dear Italians of /int: post pics of your cooking. Not stock images. Not wikipedia pizza. What (You) have cooked, pls. I'm sincerely interested if all your shittalk has anything to back it up.
>>58796647
Post mushrooms
>>58796688
But why? xD
>>58796748
I want to see if Estonians really gather mushrooms like in the we wuz days
>>58796771
Fine. I'll go take a pic of some mushrooms I have marinated from last autumn.
Italian "weaponry"
>>58796647
Your pic is exactly what they do in pizzerias. Too bad I don't photograph food.
I'd love to try Italian homecooking though, because
Babushka >>>>>>>> Michelin chief
>>58796771
I believe many in Europe do it.
Not Italian but I'm going to post pictures of Italian dishes I've made
>>58796771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEOjQt98SH4
Ear mushrooms are the best. Because you can find at spring.
>>58796771
These are chunks of boletus edulis, marinated with onions and carrots and 'secret' sauce.
The 'King' of mushrooms. A child aged 3 would know how to pick it from the forest here.
>>58796928
>>58796953
>>58796973
Very nice anon. I see you have put some effort in it and the serving is sized reasonably unlike a lot of home cooking where the whole plate is filled to brim. You are probably a better cook than most Italian anons here combined.
Unless... they provide some evidence that would say otherwise.
>>58796771
It was trying to hide from me, but my eye is trained! :D
Pic taken last autumn. Dry weather and I was not mushrooming, but just training my dog to hunt.
>>58797033
Thanks
Well...
>>58796792
Good lad
>>58796962
Are they tasty?
Bumping with some shrooms. Lactarius deterrimus. Very pretty and easily found if you follow the right trees and the smell of fresh mycelium and moisture.
>>58797385
I wouldn't eat them if they weren't.
>>58797418
You're the Eesti that gets triggered in the Polish cuisine threads. I recognise your mushrooms
>>58796771
>we wuz days
Is this a synonym for the past now?
PORCO DIO
>>58797467
Yes. You was HRE and shit
>>58796647
I can post what my mom cooked if you want
Enokitake. Grown in cultivation houses here. Not found in Estonian woods. Native to Asian woodlands. Very tasty, but when raw kind of off putting odor to people who don't generally like mushrooms.
>>58797457
>triggered
If you know me you should know that's not really what goes down.
>>58797467
So it seems.
>>58796647
I don't have any though
Next time I make myself a meal I'll make sure to take a pic
>>58796973
This looks nice especially, I've eaten risotto with asparagus before and I loved it
>>58797517
Yes please.
>>58796835
>not posting based tommy gun
Faget.
>>58797544
Well actually i can't because i'm not home and i haven't got anything saved.
But i could, in 4 hours or so
>>58797524
No its not what goes down. But how else to say who you are?
You make me wish that I lived in a place that had more cultural food than a meat pie
>>58797526
I liked it a lot
Any suggestions on other Italian dishes to make?
The next on my list is pasta with eggplant, tomatoes and mozzarella
Btw, the enokitake... fairly easy to cultivate at home it turns out. Haven't gotten it to fruit, but the mycelium is very vigorous.
>>58797641
Try a calzone. Very good to take along to work.
Right, last bump before work will be a shiitake bump. Another Asian woodland mushroom. Prepared as per instructions of a Japanese grandmother. Took two days to prepare, but ended up tasting better than anything I've ever had the opportunity to eat in a restaurant. I didn't drain the liquid because it was too good.
>>58796771
Special treat for you. Drums!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGLAr4Ja44I
>>58797898
yey
Looks like a fun night
itt shit
come on Luigis, show us your famous culinary skills
>daily reminder that if you brag about your national dishes but you are not able to cook them, you are a pathetic cuck
>>58796835
eat our shit ameretard
cooking is a woman's duty
>>58797483
I don't understand this pic, but im also fairly drunk.
Please explain.
It's processed wheat with cheese, tomatoes and basil.
Peasant food.
>taking pictures of food
literally commit sudoku any time family
>>58800208
I can cook them but most of the times there's my mom so no need to make them myself
>>58802049
And that's exactly what it's always been.
Why do people nowadays think it's fancy and stuff?
People are stupid
>>58802049
an average pizza here costs 5 to 7 €, it is peasant food and nobodyh claimed otherwise.
there are so many more complicated dishes in Italy but foreigners cannot stop spewing the pasta pizza meme so it's useless to even mention them.
>>58802186
no one thinks pizza is fancy, it's just american marketing practices
>>58802049
peasant food is actually the best food
>>58802277
Mate, people here in Germany think Pizza is fancy, they even take like dates and wives to eat Pizza in "posh" restaurants.
This is why you have to pay fucking 15 Euros to get a halfways decent pizza.
Fucking jews
>>58802049
This.
>not eating dragons
>>58802399
there are fancy pizza places here too, still not the fanciest food out there,
>>58802399
>they even take like dates and wives to eat Pizza in "posh" restaurants.
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>58801990
Its a map of furries in germany.
>>58802419
>>58802427
I'd understand if they went to posh places to impress someone and got actually posh-ish food like pasta or fish or something with truffles.
But pizza is literally pleb tier. It tastes great sure, but it's not anything fancy or meant to impress, it is poor people food and those fucking idiots pay a premium for it, driving up the prices so that poor people actually have to make it themselves now.
>>58802277
Nobody thinks pizza is fancy here. Not even pizza pizza margherita.
>>58802399
Here as soon as the restaurant goes above diner tier they stop selling pizza, it's literally the cheapest thing you can get other than a kebab from a dirty mena shop
>>58802516
>Not even pizza pizza margherita
Why would the cheapest pizza be fancy?
>>58802524
And that's exactly how it fucking should be.
It's the joos. they did this.
they forced me to spend time making pizza because i can't afford to spend that much money on good pizza as often as I'd like to.
>>58802516
>not even pizza margherita
well yank'd my friend
>>58802515
to be honest there are places that make great pizza that is rightfully pricier, like places that make the dough with certain ingredients or that offer more fancy toppings (like I don't know, actual Parma ham or seasoned cheese and the likes).
>>58802573
Exactly. Fancy pizza is rare. It's always been the food of the working class.
>>58802515
>pizza is pleb
>pasta is fancy
Fucking lol.
>>58802671
Not all pasta is, definitely. But it can be.
And it is fancier than pizza, by a great margin.
Obviously not talking about fucking spaghetti with meatballs
>>58802515
>pasta
>fish
50 years ago those were the food of poor people here
nowadays here it's all about taking cheap regional food and making it look all fancy and healthy and shit
>>58796835
you are the ones buying benelli-shotties and beretta pistols like crazy.
>>58802671
this guy knows
>>58802429
that is painful
>>58802429
from a german website. i bet there are similar maps of degenerates in other countries.
>tfw there are at least two of these abortions in my town.
>>58801840
and still, most top chefs are male.
>>58802693
have your dog poo in a pan?
>>58801840
Best chefs are male, fact.
>>58802742
>
fish was never poor people's food, anything made of wheat was (pasta, bread, etc).
meat and fish were cooked in special occasions or eaten by the wealthier classes.
>>58802861
maybe you live in a remote mountain village
most italians live on the coast and can confirm, fish (albeit not the rare ones) was once poor men's food. Reasons: there's (was?) a shitload of it and it's easy to catch
Only rich people ate meat (very costly to produce) and exotic non locally produced food
and not even one picture of italian homemade food
>>58803052
who the hell takes pictures of regular food?
>>58803091
/int/ autists
What're examples of fancy italian food?
Also I put pesto on every sandwiches, mostly of them are grilled. Is that acceptable?
>>58803091
Assholes. I see them doing it all the time at places frequented by hipsters.
>>58803964
stuff like risotti with porcini muhrooms, tartufi, boar meat, dishes with swordfish or astice, fiorentina steak, just to name a few.
>Is that acceptable?
in Poland it probably is m8.
>>58804178
>in Poland it probably is m8.
That's right but if I visit Italy and start using pesto on everything I guess it wouldn't be the same
>>58804264
it's weird tb'h, but in Liguria (the region where pesto is from) they also make focaccia (a kind of bread) with pesto on top, so I guess not extremely weird.
>>58804264
as a matter of fact, I would try to kill you
>>58804303
Thank you anon
>>58804351
np
>>58804303
I'm ligurian and can't conceive such blasphemy
>>58804429
>I'm ligurian
shiggy
they make it in Recco btw
>>58804345
Is that the same for you as putting sauce on pizza?
In Poland people usually do that as well which I know would lead to bloodshed in Italy.
I don't use sauce on pizza because I know it's profanity
>>58804425
that's focaccia al formaggio di recco, not focaccia
dumb foreigner
>>58804534
>that's focaccia not focaccia >:(
fucking nerd
>>58804568
completely different things you pleb
google is your friend
>>58804610
>one is bread
>the other is bread with cheese on top
>COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, MUH HERITAGE!
autism
>>58804514
to be honest every foreign country makes pizza in a different way, it's no use to get angry about it, just enjoy sunshine bro.
>>58804639
that's like saying that pizza and pasta are both the same bread
kill yourself dumb idiot
>>58804717
that's like saying pizza margherita and pizza marinara are two different things completely because one doesn't have cheese.
calm your autism sea jew.
>>58804760
the dough is completely different, inform yourself before talking shit
why are non ligurians such subhuman trash?
>>58804854
>being this asspained over semantics
>being wrong
focaccia is a broad term lad.
>La focaccia[1], anche detta schiacciata, è un impasto di farina, acqua, lievito e sale, simile a quello del pane, cotto al forno o alla brace.
>Pur avendo in comune gli ingredienti base, la focaccia viene prodotta in una vastissima gamma di tipi che differiscono per condimento e lavorazione, assumendo svariate denominazioni: tra le più comuni, crescenta, schiaccia, chizzuola, pizza, fogazza, torta, gastella, messinese, pinza, cofaccia e altre.
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focaccia
why are ligurians this autistic?
>>58804945
you just proved my point kek
completely different things
I've found my sandwiches. They have just ham and cheese. I know they look like shit by they tasted good.
Also in Poland I can't find fucking panini bread or focaccia. I'm too lazy to make one.
>>58805028
Elenco di focacce tipiche italiane[modifica | modifica wikitesto]
Focaccia genovese, formata da una sorta di pane piatto condito con olio d'oliva e sale
Focaccia con le cipolle alla genovese è una variante della comune focaccia alla ligure
it's a kind of focaccia, get over it
>>58796928
>>58796953
>>58796973
how do you eat so little
>>58805046
>>58805111
>>58805059
Arrampicandoti sugli specchi much? you've never eaten any kind of ligurian focaccia, neither di recco nor genoese so please fuck off
>tfw want to post the bolognese I made
>it tasted amazing but it looks like rancid diarrhea so people would bully me
:<
>>58805090
this
>>58805259
I've eaten both and they are clearly two different kinds of focaccia, not two different dishes altogheter like your autism would have us believe.
>mfw ligurians are literally this autistic over bread
>>58805299
it's called ragù, post it btw
>>58805356
so you either are a functional illiterate, liar or can't understand shit about food
good menes btw
>>58805437
p-pls be gentle
>>58805555
hey man it looks good. a little tip:mix the sauce with the pasta a bit, dont just pour it on top
>>58805480
>muh speshul snowflake focaccia is different!!1
>literally the same ingredients and same cooking but one has cheese on top
is this one of the many many ways you jew out turists in liguria?
>>58805670
keep going with those juice meems
>>58805555
pic is kinda shit but looks fine to me
>>58805740
it's no secret ligurians are one of the lost tribes
>>58796647
AAAGGHHHHHH the italian ... pizza has always been celebrated for its excellence.
there's actually an american pizza, by papa johns inspired by that same italian excellence.
>>58805761
you say that as it was a bad thing
we know that
this pathetic trashstonian again
the only "people" butthurt here are foreigners, because of the fact that our food is better than that of every other nation combined.
>>58805927
seriously, what do the italians have to offer besides pizza, pasta and wine?
very overrated food desu
>>58805927
EL ITALIano
>>58796835
this thing was superior to pretty much any other machine gun during wwii, should i also remind you that you can't make a decent weapon for shit?
>>58805966
>my tiny brain is only able to hold information regarding three things tops
>therefore others are shit
negerland
>>58805966
i won't educate another dumb foreigner again
pasta and pizza are a minuscule part of italian food, mostly from a single city
go read a book you colgate faggot
>>58805844
top kek I like this Orson mene
>>58805966
Countless kinds of regional food, from Aosta to Lampedusa
>>58806010
>>58806024
>cant even answer a single question
dont put this on me
>>58806109
>my question is so retarded nobody bothers to answer it seriously
>therefore I am right
niggerland
>>58805655
Thanks for the tip. I usually do that to stop pasta from sticking but I was eating all I cooked at once so I guess I didn't want to bother.
>>58805740
Thanks and yeah, that's Windows Phone cameras for you.
Also on another note, is there any particular sauce/side with pasta that requires you to cook al dente or do you just do it if you like it? I like my pasta chewable rather than a mush so I cook it al dente almost always that picture being an exception.
>>58806139
italians are some of the most butthurt posters on this board.
you're just confirming that.
>>58806109
just google italian food
christ, non-ligurians are such a hassle
>>58806221
>my baits are subpar and I resort to namecalling people le butthurt when called out
>therefore I am a better poster than you
el netherlando seniores
>>58806213
no, you just do it if you like it.
>>58805966
They are a Mediterranean country that also has a sizeable chunk of mountain ranges so they have a lot of different kinds of food ranging from seafood to mushrooms and cheeses, but I get where you're coming from. Italian cuisine is notoriously carb-heavy but that doesn't necessarily mean that's all they have to offer. I'd like to think of Italy similar to us except we are significantly more middle-east influenced (extremely meat-heavy dishes) whereas they have taken their geography to heart as far as their cuisine goes instead of being influenced by a certain culture.
>>58806327
wew good to know
>>58805966
t. patat
>>58796928
>>58796953
>>58796973
that looks tasty as fuck to be fair
>be me
>usually have couchsurf hipsters at my house
>have an italian guest
>"FRATELLO MIO, BIENVENUTO"
>he seems surprised I speak Italian
>I actually don't
>it's my birthday party and I'm making some pizzas for at least 15 people
>mfw every flavor I made is 100% italian-triggering
>I offer him a giant slice of stroganoff pizza with cheese infused borders
>he's utterly shocked, but eats anyway
>"oh, i-it's...g-good"
>other guests keep talking about how italian pizzas are seen as shit by Brazilians
>"yeah, they are very s-simple"
>>58796835
>posting one of the best sumachine gun of the WWII
You are the first amerifat that doesn't know a shit about weapons
>>58796647
I could post my Instagram which is full of my creations but then someone would dos me, so no, I'm not posting anything.
>>58807340
kek I wouldn't have been so accomodating, I am too much of an autist
>>58807340
let me guess, you felt offended when an italian relative told you that the pizza you made/ate with him was shit and now you created this whole story to feel better about brazilian pizzas?
>>58807501
>>58807485
Just post the photos you autist
>>58807594
disgusting
>>58807780
Never heard of reverse search?
>>58807866
Make your profile private for the next few hours if you are so paranoid
>>58807866
edit them a bit
I left all pics on my twitter but not posting that here.
>>58803091
I do. If it looks good.
>>58804178
>porcini muhrooms, tartufi, boar meat, dishes with swordfish or astice, fiorentina steak
Bistecca Fiorentina and swordfish are the shit. Semifreddo and tiramisu too. Did not have the boar yet. Focaccia, lovely.
>>58805046
That is even nastier than my granny in her soiled undies looking for her bf roaming the house. Do not judge, she is demented.
>>58807340
>stroganoff pizza with cheese infused borders
Dude.....
>>58808051
>Bistecca Fiorentina and swordfish are the shit
lmao hi pleb
>>58807340
le legit greentext
>>58807340
your greentext proves you have never met an italian in your whole life 2bh
>>58807498
>>58807501
>>58807594
>>58808318
Triggered.
I have a pic of my carbonara in my phone but I am too lazy to upload it
>>58808725
>be me
>a Brazilian comes into my house
>sm'h, I should have cut the branches
>beats up my cat
>start throwing feces at me
>I try to calm it down using a banana
>end up calling animal services to get it tranquillized
>donate it to the nearest zoo
true story bros, please do not steal
>>58808268
thats true tho
>>58808612
I've had two guests from Italy here, one from Sardinia and the other guy was from Napoli. Also, my grandparents are from Treviso.
My greentext proves nothing actually. The story is actually true, of course we were not demeaning your pizzas, we were just talking about how simple/dull their toppings are and the guy was actually agreeing with us.
Also, the pizzas were made by me, they were not like these shit bydlo buffet pizzas with 7 flavours all around them.
Italian food is not that spectacular.
But it is ingenious and tasty tbf.
>>58808955
el favelado
>>58796688
>>58809006
>>58805090
[spoiler]That was just for the picture[/spoiler]
>>58796647
>>58808955
t.monkey thinks you can't put whatever you want on your pizza in italy
you can but we, being cousine gods, do it tastefully
the rest of the world goes full subhuman with fruit, shitty cheeses and meats, etc
>>58809076
ååy lmäo
ok here is a carbonara I made some time ago, I wasn't so lazy after all
>>58809103
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>>58809175
el negro
>>58809165
Monthly 29th gnocchi
>>58809209
>>58809175
classic terronia
>>58809165
Did you make them or bought them and boiled them?
>>58809244
I had italian food once
i puked instantly
>>58809317
Learnt to make them when i was a kid, i don't have them very often tho, it takes a lot of time
>>58809418
your fault, you should have asked if pork was inside it before you attempted to eat it
>>58809286
Why I'm not surprised the only non-triggered Italian here is from the north?
Stay mad, moors.
>>58809459
I was just asking becayse what's the point of posting something like that in a cooking thread, lel
>>58809488
Can you even read?
homemade
>>58809534
gib pelmeni
>>58809624
and cooked
>>58802834
don't insult superior suomalainen cousine
typical alpine dish
>>58809488
>trying to dickride north Italians
>muh heritage
shut up baboon
more handmade
>>58809881
and final
>>58809624
>>58809683
Looks good
>>58809788
>>58809881
>>58809923
please need an australian wife
>>58809481
Don't speak to me or my submarine builder ever again
>>58809924
thanks laddie
>>58809957
y-you too
:^)
>>58809881
Your mom cooks well, I must admit.
America r8 my burger
>>58810085
>my mother
>keeping the house is such a mess
that's my old student flat m88
pic related though, something she made, note the difference with my parents' house
>>58810169
What is that called¨?
>>58810169
So your parents dine with wine too.
My parents do that, I've never liked alcohol being brought into the house and I also hate the taste of it but well.
>>58810238
food
>>58810238
roasted pork?
Today I will make a true Italian dish Carbonara it's going to be great tbf.
>>58810343
What kind of fag doesn't dine with wine during festivities?
>>58810357
Okay, was wondering if it had a specific name
>>58810343
wine is perfect for dining, in every other circumstance I prefer beer though.
>>58810395
how do you prepare it?
>>58810343
sauce for that qt?
>>58810487
There is wine in every single dinner, every single one. Good thing I moved out of that house, wine is gross.
>>58810558
Some russian little whore I guess, I found that pic on /s/
>foreigners making carbonara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYV3zfG2lb0
trigger warning
>>58810653
>wine is gross
You are gross
>>58810088
>ketchup
7/10
>>58810711
I used jack daniels bbq sauce tb'h
>>58810395
mine is here >>58809143
>>58810708
I don't like alcohol either. I mean, I drink some spumante during celebrations, but I don't enjoy it.
>>58810653
>his parents didn't give him water with wine from when he was 6 years old
foreigners
>>58810656
>onions in carbonara
>>58810731
>creative use of personal taste and ingredients
11/10
>>58810835
>a raw fucking egg
that video is kills me inside
this one too
http://www.huffingtonpost.it/2016/04/21/ricetta-spaghetti-marinara_n_9750202.html
>>58810653
>Some russian little whore
I don't believe, it she is pure and also my waifu now
>>58810537
I cook regular spaghetti.
In the meanwhile I bake pieces of bacon around 250 grams, later when it's almost baked crispy I put some leek with it. First I put the bacon on a piece of paper so it can soak in some of the fat.
I mix together créme fraiche, 2 eggs, a bag of Parmasan cheese and pepper and salt.
The meat goes in first and afterwards I simply poor the sause on it. I did do some of that spicey green stuff in it (you'll know what it is) but I don't like that tbf.
>>58809143
Pretty good but not very meaty maybe not something for barbarians like me tbf.
>>58810862
thanks senpai
it might be shit but it's my shit
>>58810936
>Pretty good but not very meaty
Most of it was in the bottom as if often happens
Man this thread is making me wish I'd taken a pic of that bruschetta I made the other day
Like this but with more basil, shallots and parsley
>>58810936
>créme fraiche
dropped
>>58810989
Ah that's true, alright probably good enough for me too than.
>>58810656
I ate a carbonara made by a french friend of mine. He made it similar, but he cooked it normally and then added a raw egg on top of the pasta. I refused to add the fucking raw egg on it and ate it only with pancetta. Fucking frogs.
>>58811063
I had a French roommate for an year and the first month he made regular pasta al sugo and dopped a raw egg on top before eating, I was so trigggered he never did it in front of me again.
itt: butthurt brazilians as usual
>>58810986
I'm French btw
>>58810708
Maybe because I'm a girl but I don't like alcochol as much as guys do and I can control myself in case of having a glass of fernet/cider in Christmas.
>>58811278
women shouldn't drink at all
>>58811278
women should drink more
>>58797418
>>58811278
No you're not, stop lying on the Internet. There are no girls in this imageboard of autists
Btw amaro after coffee masterrace
>>58811093
> un uovo crudo su pasta
what the actual fuck.
>>58811411
>>58809722
>>58809534
Françe has Ma Cuisine and Le Guide Culinaire, Italy has Il Cucchiaio d’Argento, What does Russia have? I'd like to cook a good pelmeni or borscht.
>>58810656
Dude, what?
>>58810936
>créme fraiche, 2 eggs
Needs cream and only yokes. I like to use heavy cream.
>>58807594
you can't make good pizza with shitty ingredients
that's why Inds, Mexicans and their kind use enormous amount of spices. Rotten meat and disgusting vegetables.
carbonara with cream/creme fraiche is pleb tier
>>58811475
>having to wait at least another three months before being able to eat one of these bad boys raw with some oil and pepper
Fuck you nature, I want my mushrooms now
Yummy buckwheat mmmmm )))
>>58811475
mah nigga
you can feed a family with these shrooms
plus every stupid kid recognizes them
>>58797092
Do you have any good psychedelic mushrooms in Esti?
>>58811546
these raw are GOAT
>>58811628
Fuck off with your degenerate bullshit and learn to appreciate food you junkie
>>58811676
>mad
>>58811636
Too bad I never managed to find any of them
>>58811726
yes they are rare, unlike these pieces of shit in the pic
>>58811700
>uuh a thread about food, how boring, where is the weed and psychothropes?
>heyy this guy posted a mushroom I'm gonna ask him about psychedelic ones for no fucking reason except lol drugs lmao
>>58811787
>austim
he didn't even ask you lmao
>>58811596
I'm hungry now
>>58811787
I despise mushrooms, so my only interest in them are the psychedelic aspect.
Stop being a fucking wanker and accept that some people do drugs, lol.
Food threads aren't boring either, it's quite interesting to see the dishes some of you've made.
Again, stop acting like the niggers you have in Rome, trying to rip you off .
>>58811005
>>58811492
It's really fantastic how it is so atm I don't see the issue tbf with créme fraiche.
>>58812037
here's how it should be made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Yb_dQIFOs
with creme fraiche is how hobo canteens make it
Are any of you Italian posters big into Roman history?
>>58812196
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