https://youtube.com/watch?v=clW2jtv6qFc
>An eleven-year old Talladega boy bragged that the burglar he shot while the boy was home alone “started crying like a little baby.”
>Chris Gaither narrated the story to WVTM-13 reporter Kyle Burger, who referred to the arrested burglar in his written article, published alongside the on-camera interview, as “a baby that learned his lesson.”
>Burger asked Chris Gaither if there was a lesson that he had learned that he wanted to pass along to the station’s viewers. “Be brave and you’ll be okay,” he replied.
>“And trust God,” his mother added.
>Gaither concurred. “And trust God.”
>Kyle Burger
>he's also fat as fuck
Every time.
>brave
>shooting someone as they casually stroll away from you
fat little shit
Fucking mississippi. Based kid tho.
>burger
CANNOT BE FALSIFIED
god bless america
Sets your bets everybody, set your bets.
Is it a nigger or is it a cracker? Set your bets!
>>58795432
>KYLE BURGER
>>58795445
How is the reporter obese? He might be a skinny fat, but not obese.
dog blessd amergia :DDD
>Fat kid
>Kyle Burger
>Talladega
>Shooting
The Murica is off the charts
thats when chris started firing off booolits
>>58795446
He is 11 years old and shot a methhead
He deserves a medal
BURGERS
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>KYLE BURGER
>>58795536
>obese in usa is skinny fat
>Kyle Burger
>Obese
>Shot someone
I can't handle all this freedom
>>58795446
Better to be raped by Azeem, eh, Nigel?
>>58799342
>be irrelevant Russian in denial shithole
>try to Piss off first world countries
Every time
>Alabama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWo6m5hbG4
America is the best.
>>58799360
>Shariastan
>first world
Okay, Muhammad
>>58795432
>>“And trust God,” his mother added.
>>Gaither concurred. “And trust God.”
you cant make this shit up LMAOLMA
>>58795432
>Be American
>Get shot by a burger
>>58795432
>Burger
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
He's my wifes son
>>58795432
>kyle burger
meme magic is truly the most powerful force in the universe
All you retards saying Burger shot the perp are retarded. Kyle Burger is the reporter.
>third-world reading comprehension
Kek
>>58795445
Kyle Burger is the reporter, not the fat kid.
>>58795432
dog bless
>>58802352
who cares brandon burger mcnugget
>>58802352
t. Burger Lopez
OH GAN YOU SEE :DDD
>kyle burger
>>58802477
t. animehomo :D
>>58802473
this is pretty much how the "what's your favorite bibile verse" went down lol
>>58802352
CHI
>>58795432
Based Burger
>>58802352
I actually thought it was the kid too when I first read it but was severely disappointed when I reread it
>>58802447
>>58802470
>>58802539
>third-worlders
trash, etc
Also half Ashkenazi, half based Aryan German checking in. Stay mad, poorfags
This is literally the most American news article I ever read. The only thing missing was a bald eagle came to eat the remains of the criminal
>>58802645
nice projecting
>>58802699
>having a list of diseases named after you
>being a chink
>having your country only famous for a crudely drawn bear who misspells words and uses an overwhelming amount of emoticons
Sorry about you lad D:
>>58802789
You cant stop projecting can you?
>>58802865
>can't formulate a response
>projecting.txt
>>58802920
nigga pls... staph :DDDD
>>58802984
>stahp
Reddit is more your speed Chang
>>58803013
again, projecting.
kyle burger, pls relax
>>58803084
>soccer
>third world ""sport"" gif at the ready
Color me surprised desu
>>58803132
Cmon kyle, theres no need to get upset over everything.
There is nothing wrong with shooting robbers
>>58795432
>be american burglar
>break into house for money
>get bullets&burger instead
>>58803432
He was fleeing
>>58807213
Hope he was near the canadian border because otherwise he'd just end up getting shot anyway.
>>58795432
Did someone say Burger?
>>58799342
>Hey you know what I don't think he should have shot someone in the back or whatever when they're trying to get away.
>DAE LE PAKI RAPE GANGS AMIRITE XdddddDdDD LLELELE!!!1!!!11!1
>>58795432
>Kyle Burger
