You wake up in Johannesburg.
Ask myself what I took to fuck me up for 20 hours, and take it again
>>58793695
Take a shit
Walk behind a white guy and shout Kaffir, then point to him and watch him get beaten to death
I die in Johanessburg.
Instantly kill myself
>get raped
>>58793695
At least it's not Detroit
>>58793695
*teleports behind u*
*puts gasoline filled tire around your neck*
*sets it on fire*
nothin personnel
TAKE BACK RHODESIA
>>58793695
I do that every day.
>>58794688
Can you walk around town without getting murdered?
>>58794025
9/10 I laughed. You are missing 1 thing though to get top marks.
Nice city
>>58795888
Looks like he got murdered... RIP
>>58793695
I heard there the corridors between buildings detached from the ground are common, because it's too dangerous outside. Is it true?
RIP Gauteng
>>58795987
>Tfw not even roach alien rapefugees are as unpleasant, volatile and disastrous as dindu nuffins of South Africa
>>58793768
ON EVERYTHING THEY HOLD DEAR
>>58793695
I see many Johannes but no burg
>>58796001
Taking a Google Earth streetview tour uncovers many interesting sights:
-Even around strict downtown, there are almost no whites present on the sidewalks;
-most office buildings, including their multi-level garages, have window grills on the 1-st and 2-nd storey
-Grills and simple checkpoints visible within at least some entrances
-Buildings with no security bars on their window are surrounded by high fences, leaving no way inside other than main entrance. Buildings without either precaution exhibit signs of disrepair.
-It is very common (like, every 100m or so) to see blacks sitting idle
-The only open space parking lot I've seen not only has a fence erected around its perimeter, but it is also protected by barbed wire.