ITT: we name countries where you can't venture into the wild on your own due to there being a high chance of being killed by wild animals.
Sri Lanka due to Leopards.
>>58792334
South Africa due to Xhosa
france due to muslims
>>58792358
USA due to cougars
>>58792334
Paraguay due to mosquitoes
Africa due to apes.
You can literally go anywhere inland in Australia due to crocodiles being the only dangerous animal that foot protection wont save you from.
>>58792431
you can just take anti-malaria drugs before setting out
>>58792446
Das racis tbqf my friend.
>>58792485
>anti-malaria drugs
wut?
i knew this zika business was another scheme to sell more drugs, damn
>>58792521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine
>>58792381
Only 20 reported cougar deaths from 1890 to 2011.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_cougar_attacks_in_North_America
>>58792334
flag thanks to jaguars
>>58792611
1 per year is enough to make me not want venture in unarmed
>>58792456
nice try paddington
>>58792611
Yeah but everyone near the rockies knows at least one person who got their legs, face or arms fucked up by a cougar. Few people die but a shitload get fucked up pretty bad by them.
I live in Florida and we have alligators and shit.
>be me
>be 10 years old at camp
>go canoeing
>get stuck
>big fucking alligators see us and I think I'm going to be eayen
True Story lads, Florida is just American Australia.
>>58792713
That's actually 1 every 6 years.
>>58792334
Russia, due to Russians, and also Bears.
As with many predators, a cougar may attack if cornered, if a fleeing human stimulates their instinct to chase, or if a person "plays dead"
>plays dead
top fucking kek
Argentina, due to all of the niggers from the rest of south america who want to be accepted here but don't want to work
>>58792456
WTF this is the only part where crocodiles live? Don't most Australians live in the southeast? Steve Irwin made it seem like every body of water had crocodiles.
thqh alligator fucking shits are fucking everywhere near my home
>>58794288
what made you think he was doing his films where most australians live?
Mexico thanks to Mexicans.
>>58793847
Gators are surprisingly chill, they ignore you where crocodiles would immediately try to eat you.
>tfw the area you grew up in had alligators, bears, six different venomous snakes and two different venomous spiders
At least we didn't have Abos and kangaroos
>>58794637
Yeah. here you can just be a free spirit and walk into any bush you find and not worry about your safety. You're just free to roam. I can't imagine what it would have been like for you not being able to do that.
>Sub-saharan Africa due to every major metazoa
>Russia due to bears
>USA due to bears and wolves
>Canada due to bears, wolves and walruses
>From Mexico to Peru due to jaguars
>Brazil due to everything that moves or is sloppy
>Australia due to reptils
Idk about the rest
>>58794707
snakes don't see you as prey in Australia. they only every bite due to defence mechanisms. That's a huge difference.
Plus you can just wear foot protection.
i.e. Aus is the only safe place in world.
Asia = Komodo
>>58794802
I know paddy but hell, the average tourist doesn't even look where he's putting his foot, the only dangerous animals in Chile are some coward spiders and people still manage to get themselves bitten.
>australia
>emus
Finland
spädre beärs
>>58794875
contrary to popular belief, emus have no qualm with humans. I like patting them and think they're cute.
>>58792334
>posting K-Stew without feet
Kys
>>58792334
Germany due to the Ordnungsamt.
>>58793847
Flo Flo Flo Floridada Floridada
>>58796136
What's that other big bird that fucks shit up
>>58793613
bullshit dude, just complete bullshit
>>58799080
cassowary
>>58799217
>>58792334
Russia due to churkas to be quite honest mate.
Poland by police
>>58792334
Western Canada.
Bears, cougars, wolves, snakes, lynx, etc
>>58799361
kek. how are you even alive
>>58794048
I like how even Russians are Russophobic.
Never change, Russia.
>>58799258
I doubt they live in a wild outside Caucasus
>>58799398
Wut? They are literally everyfuckinghwere. I just came from my dacha, oni tam tabunami bliat hodyat. Mecтных вытecнили и цeны зaлaмывaют.
>>58799372
a falcon was sitting on the railing to my front door last week. I couldn't leave the house because of him.
I've seen a brown bear in the wild once in my life. What an absolutely terrifying beast, no doubt it can kill a man in seconds. No wonder they have been exerminated here centuries ago, it makes a simple hike a life threatening thing. But thanks to hippies we now let them wander in from other countries.
How can people in country with a lot of bears even walk outside without a shotgun? I mean these things probably just eat you if they're hungry.
>>58799549
a shotgun didnt save leo
>>58799549
Western european bears aren't even that dangerous. But it's true they are strong as fuck, a spanish guy got slapped by a bear and it broke his arm and then it ran away.
>>58799425
Are you in Moscow?
>>58799425
Its not a "wild". Цeны нa чтo oни зaлaмывaют нa дaчe, лoл?
ЗЫ Booбщe y нac тyт вcякиe apмянe c гpeкaми c дopeвoлюциoнных вpeмeн живyт, мoжeт я пpocтo внимaния нe oбpaщaю.
>>58799549
>shotgun
>bear
>>58799611
>Цeны нa чтo oни зaлaмывaют нa дaчe, лoл?
Bcякaя yбopкa-paзбopкa-пocтpoить гoвнo.
Cнaчaлa пpипиздюхaли лeт 5 нaзaд, цeны cтaвили мeлкиe-мeлки, вceх вытecнили c pынкa, нaчaли зaлaмывaть вышe пpeжнeгo. Eщё ecть инфa чтo дoм coжгли oднoмy мyжикy чтo их нe любил.
>>58794048
>Bears
Try to find one.
You have extremely low chances to die from our """""poisonous""""" vipers or something like that. No big animals near people or in the forrests either.
London due to pakis
>>58799649
A, яcнo. У нac вceгдa pyccкиe paбoтaли. Кpoмe oднoгo caдoвoдa, нo oн тyт вышeл зaмyж зa pyccкyю eщe в 70-х нaвepнoe.
Дyмaю цeны cтaли лoмить кaк кypc pyбля yпaл - y них пpoпopциoнaльнo oтчиcлeния нa poдинy пoпaдaли.
>Russia, due to Russians, wild churkas
and hohols.
>>58792381
>He doesn't want mature experienced MILF pussy
Bender
>>58796136
Fuck off emu, I'm not going to believe your lies
>>58800322
this is my pet emu and its baby
>>58792456
>that foot protection wont save you from.
What about drop bears?
>>58792686
beautiful creature tho
>>58800501
real life teddy bears in reality. they dindu nuffin
Bears are pretty chill desu and they don't like being around men.
One bear related death in Finland during the last hundred years.
>>58800375
Cute big bird and tiny pony :3
>>58800850
that's because people are cautious about going outside in finland. hence the low death toll
Bangladesh due to crocs, cobras and snakes in general. We have tigers too but we kill them more than they kill us desu
>>58804884
that's pesky of you
>>58792611
So why do they keep killing me in GTA V?
