>The American Dream
What's the Australian dream? To wake up in the morning?
>>58792356
>to not wake up
>>58792356
that there are no emus
>>58792327
>The Australian
>>58792327
I worked so hard to find a well paying job. Now that I have, life is getting a lot better. I pity you.
>The Bloomin' Onion
>>58793343
>he worked
>hard
>to be a wage slave
>>58794410
>NEET
>Has no worth
>Living in parents' basement
>>58794808
Australian homes don't have basements.
>>58793343
IB?
>>58793343
How many days off do you get and how many do you end up keeping or are you the kind of American who fears he'll get fired for laziness if you keep your holiday?
>>58793343
This tbqh familia.
>tfw all I'm missing now is a wife and kids
>>58795040
There's something so mortifying about the thought of having a wife and kids that I'm insanely scared of it
The final nail in the mortal coffin
All downhill from there
:(
I'm only 19 tho, so who knows
:3
Maybe I'll have pups one day
>>58795076
disgusting