You wake up in the International Space Station, as a dolphin. Your actions?
>>58775182
suffocate
>>58776141
Dolphin wouldn't suffocate, since they breath air and there isn't enough gravity to crush their lungs. You would probably just dry and die.
>>58775182
RAPE
>>58775182
If it's a no gravity zone I could just swim around in the air as dolphins breath air. Sounds like fun actually.
>>58776594
Who is that face
>>58777387
>swim around in the air
That's not how air works...
>>58778801
If there are no other forces - you can slowly accelerate while "swimming" in the air.
>>58778801
It is if there's no gravity.
>>58775182
Emulate Wind Waker
>>58776594
>there isn't enough gravity to crush their lungs.
absolud noobel
>>58778801
>Swedish education
They were too busy telling you to take the BBC in school, yeah?
>>>impying Swedes don't breathe heavily whilst being nailed by Mahmud
>>58775182
Drop it on Australia.
make dolphin sound really loudly
eeeEEEEEEeee kkkKkkkkkkkkk
>>58775182
I will make first dolphin-english dictionary and win nobel prize
>>58775182
What would be my flag on /int/?
Where are whales and dolphins?
>>58783050
Wherever they receive signals from, which should be their respective space agencies.
I think it would either by USA or France (ESA has its HQ there)
>>58784489
*be
Maybe I should rape those Chinese taikonauts because no one can hear and understand them in space.
>>58785201
But how you make this orbital transfer by yourself?
Dolphins can not control Soyuz.
But i think human can dock it to Chinese thing, because they stole some of early Soyuz technology in 90s. Even their spacesuits looks the same(maybe just smaller).
hope japanese or danish crews are not on board
>>58788112
If they are on board, you should sneak on them and just chew theirs throats.
And rape bodies, of course.
