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no niggers
>>58770445
Why do you hate Lithuanians?
>>58770524
Self loathing - best loathing.
What reflector do the Baltic people use?
Anime.
>in public
>need to piss badly
>only nearby toilet is out of order
>the urinals are there and no one's around
>I take the chance and go there
>guy walks in
>goes on the urinal next to mine
>I get really nervous
>try to turn away from him but remain pissing
>My piss ends up splashing and rebounding on his trousers
>He looks down and looks disgusted but doesn't say anything because he's too polite
>He tries to act like he didn't notice
>I do too, but not as well as now I have my back to him, pissing sideways into the urinal, and a little on myself
>We both finish and walk out together like nothing ever happened, he even holds the door open for me
>>58770586
ur mum's asshole
>>58770586
The white one, because it works.
>>58770496
Couldn't someone a bit more... impressive looking hold up that sign instead? Pls.
>>58770610
he probably liked it
>>58770641
estonia only pretends to be white
>>58770641
>tfw same hairline
JUST
>>58770610
Tā ir kad neiet mīzt uz GC tualetēm
Girls, please help me. How do I start a conversation with a stranger (who is girl)?
Type "Btw I'm a girl" in the end of your post so then I know that you are a girl.
>>58770969
Just bee yourself
btw im a girl
>>58771010
no that will not work
you need to act as I person you want to be to impress a girl
Btw I identify myself with the female gender
>>58771010
fake girl
>>58771156
real girl
>>58770969
Become an alcoholic. Bitches love alcoholics.
Labi pazīstamajai vieglo taksometru kompānijai Baltic Taxi 2015.gadā ar maksātnespējas palīdzību, kā izrādās, ne tikai ir sanācis veiksmīgi izvairīties no Valsts ieņēmumu dienesta vairāk nekā 400 tūkstošu eiro lielā uzrēķinu, bet izdevies arī izveidot milzīgu - vairāk nekā 150 kompāniju tīklu, kas šobrīd ļauj faktiski valstij nemaksāt pievienotās vērtības nodokli, vēsta LTV raidījums “Aizliegtais paņēmiens.”
Norm
>>58770969
tell her that you have a big penis
btw im a girl
>>58770480
rate my oc
B R A V O L A T V I J A
http://www.delfi.lv/rutks/vesels-ka-rutks/rsu-zinatnieki-rada-jaunu-sirds-varstula-protezi-kas-nenolietosies.d?id=47386633
B R A V O L A T V I J A
>>58770969
Don't.
Btw I'm a girl
>>58771010
>>58771311
>>58771571
>>58771661
Would this line work: "I have big pair of socks at my place, wanna come and check them?
>>58771682
Only works if the socks are black desu
>>58771682
Which part of "alcoholic" did you fail to understand, you goddamn imbecile?
>>58771682
Yes. Bitches love mad socks.
>>58771682
"hey my buddy told me you looked like a person who likes [innocuous thing], is that true?"
replies yes/no
go on about how you agree with her
"oh btw my name's eesti"
bam you're talking to her
world snooker championship session selby vs. ding has started on Eurosport 1
btw I'm a boy
why does this keep happening
>there was a negro in my town and I was unaware of it
>>58771710
>>58771728
>>58771746
>>58771787
>>58771807
Okay, but what about this one: " 'Sup (handshake of a sick cunt)"?
WHO TARTU HERE????
>>58771939
maybe
>>58771939
perfect, even better than the mad socks
>>58771939
Do you have autism?
>>58771971
>>58772033
>>58772034
Should I pull the sock onto my hand and then make the handshake of a sick cunt or I'll make the handshake of the sick cunt and after that I'll pull the sock onto my hand?
>>58772136
Just tell her it would be racist to not fuck you, that one always works.
>>58772136
collect some cum in the sock and then wear it
women like the smell of cum, it turns them on
btw im a girl
>>58772240
Do this, but you should use someone else cum. You know, a mans cum. Yours probably smells like shit and not attractive at all.
>>58772197
>>58772240
At the moment the best option is pulling the sock onto my hand and then I'll make the handshake of the sick cunt.
>>58772379
Make sure you cum into the sock first, than youre good
>>58772550
Nah. I'm thinking now when I have done the introduction (handshake of the sick cunt), should I say "activating the dick" or should I keep it for later?
>>58772664
do it right after so she knows youre the mad man
it seems that Lietuvos Rytas BC flag is the same as the flag of German Empire
>>58770610
Damn at least you could piss.
I seriously can't piss in public restrooms or if I know someone is waiting right next to the toilet's door.
>>58772704
Will do! The Mad Man title is important to me.
>Samuti juhtis prokurör tähelepanu asjaolule, et karistusseadustiku paragrahv, milles Kenderit süüdistatakse, ei eelda reaalset lapskannatanut. Fiktsiooni keelustamise eesmärk on tema sõnul lapspornograafia vähendamine ja seeläbi ka laste väärkohtlemise vähendamine.
>Fiktsiooni keelustamise eesmärk on tema sõnul lapspornograafia vähendamine ja seeläbi ka laste väärkohtlemise vähendamine.
>lapspornograafia vähendamine ja seeläbi ka laste väärkohtlemise vähendamine
Mis allikate põhjal?
>>58772914
>Prokuröri sõnul tegi prokuratuur läbi Eurojusti palve ka USA-le ja Suurbritanniale, millest selgus, et sama tegu on karistatav ka nendes riikides.
>writing about underage characters in sexual situations is illegal in USA and in the UK
How does fanfiction even still exist lmao
>>58772914
I dont speak spurdo, pls translate
>>58773009
anime banned
>>58773006
But that's bullshit.
Loli is legal in the USA.
UK banned it though
>>58773030
Good. Fucking autistic manchildren btfo, /balt/ on suicide watch
>>58773009
Tl;dr the prosecutor said pornographic fiction should be banned if it contains minors and that reducing it also reduces real child abuse
>>58772810
LRT is obviously run by the jews, goyim. Didn't you know?
>>58773041
>UK banned it though
Are we talking about cheese pizza in general or specifically lolis?
>>58773136
Woudn't by that logic banning games like cs:go turn down homicide rates?..
QUICK, SUM UP THE BALTICS IN A SINGLE MEME!
>>58773152\
>LRT
Lietuvos Radijas ir Televizija?
No jews here goy, we did a pretty good job to make that happen
>>58771647
pls bravo this post
we dont make stuff often
>>58773121
But then how will the little girls get into cute and girly stuff and embrace traditional gender roles and understand that sluts are disgusting? Western media is doing the opposite after all.
>>58773198
Fiction. Words, drawings etc.
>>58773254
Yes. Do you want to know the most ironic thing? The story that sent the author to court and why the author is being accused of producing CP also includes a lot of torture and killing of children. Literally nobody apparently gives a shit that he wrote about a guy torturing and killing women and children, they're only interested in the children getting raped aspect apparently.
>>58770598
wanna meet up and watch anime? Maybe hold hands?
>Hey Anon, wanna go for a swim with me? :3
>>58773463
>3D
lmao, you fucking faggot
>>58773463
Cover your shoulders first, you whore.
>Why dont you come back to bed, Anon ? :3
>>58773463
>not wearing a hijab in germany
slut
>>58773539
DONT TALK TO ME VILE HAG
>>58772892
I can never piss in urinals if there's someone next to me, so if I decide to use one while no-one's there and someone comes right after, I just stand there with my dick out without anything coming out.
>>58773556
>Why are you always mean? Dont you like my cute little bunny ears? :3
>>58773688
are you done
>>58773563
don't use urinals at all, go to a proper toilet booth
much more comfy
>>58773738
i know, but sometimes all are occupied
>>58773688
RELEASE ME WITCH
>>58773728
Im done when someone kills himself due to >tfwnogf overload
>>58773563
>men stand close together with their junk out in their restrooms
lmao
so gay
when did we become so gay?
https://youtu.be/NVcKNzmvfxI
>>58773823
>3d
disgusting
>>58773563
Same here. Holy shit I'm not even self conscious about it or anything. Even if I'm fucking wasted, too drunk to care about anything, anyone comes next to the urinal I'm pissing at, my dick goes hah nope fuck you nobody's pissin' 'ere. Can literally feel piss going back up.
>>58773778
i always wait until one get empty, it's much faster because i cant concentrate when peeing in urinals, and other people staring, it takes like 5 minutes or even more
>Its really cold here anon, wanna cuddle up for warmth? :3
>>58773539
>>58773688
No. No. No. No. NO NO NO NO NO.
*throws Diet Pepsi can at you*
Please go. JUST FUCKING LEAVE
*curls up in to a ball on the floor*
PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
*starts crying*
>>58773463
>draug
>>58773910
>that faggot is representing latvia
>Ive been waiting for you, Anon :3
>>58773950
*kicks you in the stomach*
*pours lighter fluid all over you*
*lights zippo*
*throws it on you*
Heh. Feeling warm now, bitch?
*walks away chuckling*
>>58773910
You were always this gay.
>Hey! I want a piece of that, too! I want to fug Shota-kun until he calls me daddy.
Azusa, is this you? Have you finally accepted your homosexuality?
>>58774029
>>58773910
It's quite chill, I really like it. Might vote for if Finland is bad.
Why do some people have their earlobes connected to the head and some don't??
>>58774099
Lizard people. Shh. Don't tell anyone.
>>58774040
*gets on top of you*
*pull down my jeans and underwear*
*takes a massive, sloppy shit all over you*
>>58774099
ikr
john snow is alive
>>58773843
Estonia, what is your opinion of your countries e-residency program?
>>58774144
>>58774065
Spotted the autist, lads
>>58774169
I don't understand it to be desu.
>>58774099
I've never seen a person that had their earlobes attached to the head.
jeebus christ selby leads by 16-11, don't think ding can comeback from there
looks like slowby will be a champion again
>>58774065
*steps out of shadow*
*clapping slowly*
you're pretty good kid
*teleports away*
>>58774099
genetics
>>58774093
What are you on about?
>>58774199
>I've never seen a person that had their earlobes attached to the head.
Hey :)
>>58774099
the one that have connected are descendants of jews/semites
>>58774195
HA
Typical female. Goes from pretending to want my cock to not wanting it in femtoseconds
*makes noise like I'm going to vomit*
Women disgust me
>>58774235
*grasps your hand while you teleport and teleports with you*
*smirks*
*wraps hands around your neck slowly*
*licks your neck*
"hey bby"
>>58774255
N-never mind then.
>>58774195
There are ridiculous levels of Irony in this post
>>58774199
>I don't understand it to be desu.
It basically lets anyone who has it create an Estonian company and open Estonian bank accounts. Easy access to European markets. I am thinking to base my online business there. Basically, you are being full bro tier.
>>58773447
Don't wanna get my organs stolen desu
>>58774446
Baby, I promise I'd only steal your heart.
>>58774423
I am indifferent then.
>>58774446
I stole your mother's organ all night long :DDDD
>>58774446
dont worry, i just want more weeb friends, that's it
>>58774504
>>58774527
>>58774568
But which one is the real one?
Had a dream my boss gave me Friday off
Woke up as a NEET
>>58774678
Nice
>>58774644
It's definitely not >>58774688
It's me. Trust me.
any girls here? only girls reply to me
Whats in the box /balt/?
>>58774822
What if I'm a girl on the inside, but a hairy overweight man on the outside?
>>58774831
my dik x-DD
>>58774865
better to be inside girl than a girl inside
>>58774865
We don't judge on /balt/
>>58774745
proofs?
>>58775120
Kawaii uguuu~ look at me I'm a weeb.
Is this enough?
>>58775162
no. who's you're waifu?
>>58774568
What if i am the maniac?
>>58775223
its ok as long as you're a weeb
>>58775198
I don't know. S-sakura? Yamaha? Tokyo? One of those?
>>58775291
Yamaha a shit Suzuki is best girl
>>58773310
Žydai viska valdo, bet ne tiesioginai. Rusiški agentai liko LRT po USSR, apsimetant būti Lietuviškais darbuotojais. O visi žino, kad Žydai valdo Rusus :^)
>>58775291
Is that from the motorcycle anime?
>>58775404
Yeah, totally. Whatever you like.
>greens
>>58775381
your /pol/ is leaking
>>58775354
whats the time in NZ?
>>58775253
Is this a set up?
>>58775381
>O visi žino, kad Žydai valdo Rusus
>>58775538
0725
Time for doggo walk
>>58775600
good morning then, lad
>>58775572
n-no
>>58775537
>jis nesupranta, kas yra banter
Your autism is leaking
>>58770445
>no Niggers
Fuck you faggot I do what I want
>>58775850
are you a hoosier?
>>58775850
t. angry subhuman
>>58770610
I always love this gay tension I sometimes have with strangers, but I'm not gay myself.
visu latvijai? (no niggers or snowniggers allowed)
>>58776316
>visu latvijai
i love u
>>58774865
I'm a cute girl on the inside but a below average girl on the outside.
Rītdien Kaimiņš dibina savu jauno partiju.
>>58776316
>visu latvijai
more like dirsā latvijai
>>58776521
There's still hope for you.
>>58770610
Did you let him fuck up the ass afterwards?
>>58775924
>>58776005
>>58776582
FUCK OFFFFF
>>58776663
>off by 3
Top kek homie
>>58776567
i want saskaņa to leave
>>58775681
Proofs?
lads, I have a problem. Whenever I walk past discounted alcohol I can't help myself but buy a bottle.
>>58776859
good lad
>>58776859
It's your belarussian genes working
>>58776859
>being weak minded
u and ur waifu lmao
>>58776841
if i met you id suck your dick
who /ding/ here?
>>58776859
Pirk Optima Linija ir praeis noras..
>>58776958
>says an animetard
get out
>>58776962
how did he do that
>>58776969
I am not gay desu
>>58777083
its ok, i wont tell anyone i did it desu
hei bois,
hei girls,
superstar 7s,
here we go!
>no niggers
can /jap/ join? :3
>>58777040
>he doesn't watch anime
>>58777131
nani kore
>>58776920
But then I have to drink it.
>>58776942
No belarussian genes here, filthy žmud. Sorry.
>>58776958
It's a disease, don't judge me.
>>58777021
O jiem būna akcijos?
>>58777128
Where are we going with this discussion
>>58777024
Es palikšu šeit, tu iesi uz /pol/ pie savējiem, ok?
>>58777133
no :3c
>>58777133
sure, with all the anime around, u will feel like home
>>58777133
fuck off david-kun
>>58777133
With digits like that, of course.
>>58777201
fug :3
>>58777184
Alcohol is only made to make you numb, don't give in.
>>58777184
You're filthy pole then.
Congratulations
>>58777233
He does it again!
>>58777189
my house
>>58777254
too bad it's lats tho
>>58777133
can i suck your dick?
>>58777252
>žmud
>pole
Please. We're the special retarded snowflake forest swamp dwellers. I have about as much chance of being a pole as being a swede.
>>58777254
Latvija nesiskaito.
>>58777192
Tu esi mazākumā, Nil.
>>58777281
Wheres your house?
>>58777367
in Jerusalem, not far from the rimi there
>>58777333
>snowflake forest swamp dwellers
Totaly belarussian.
Also checked
>>58777423
Aš gyvenu netoli
What should I eat for dinner:
Noodles with boiled egg
Noodles with fried egg
Fried bread and fried egg
>>58777571
>Noodles with fried egg
That one, lad
>>58777331
no
that's the most private part in my body
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_L%C3%A9pine
Lads, what do you think?
>>58777501
kurioj gatvėj?
anime is retarded shit and you know it get
gib
>>58777719
Netoli mandarino
Actually this isn't bad. I'm glad I bought it.
2D boys are cute! Cute! Post more cute 2D boys!
>>58777755
quad n dubs, anime is forbidden from now on
>>58777813
>that keyboard
what year is this
>>58777804
ne taip jau ir arti
>>58777813
why the fuck should glenfiddich be bad? it's one of the best
>>58777824
2.5D
>>58777871
I like my keyboards like my scotch, 15 years old? Hehe, I made a funny.
>>58777904
Because I'm a pissy little bitch and don't like strong taste.
>>58777755
Digits confirm.
>>58777965
did a chuckle
>>58777939
Gosh fine, 2.5 is also fine.
>>58777965
why don't you get some of the really cheapo irish piss then?
>>58777883
Ne taip toli, kad tavęs nerasčiau..
>>58778036
Because it tastes awful. I used to buy bourbon. Wild Turkey mostly, or Four Roses, but ever since euro took a dive in relation to dollar it got a bit too expensive for what it is. Might as well get decent scotch now.
>>58777972
My judgement overrides digits. ANime is allowed.
>>58778010
Should have added a blush.
Yukimura counts too because she thinks she's a boy.
>>58778055
ateik į alaus studiją
Hei bojud
>>58778275
did UR mum
>>58778321
Sorry, ill delete it
>>58778322
I'd join, but snooker world championship finals are happening
>>58778322
Užkalni čia tu?
>>58778130
fair enough. how much is too expensive though? you can get a 0.5L bottle of relatively good americans/irish for about 10eur where i'm at. anything lower (ca. 7eur) is really crap tier "blended" stuff.
>>58778648
Kodėl mane riši su Užkalniu? Ar dėl plaukų?
>>58778758
abu nusipenėję kaip paršiukai
>>58778758
Nežinau tiesiog memeinu
vienas du trys keturi penki labas dienas
>>58778835
man ta mėmių mergaitė nepanaši į nusipenėjusią
ar pasveikinot vakar savo mamą?
>>58778667
Wild Turkey is usually ~23€, Four Roses is a bit cheaper at ~19€. Used to be pretty much half that. Speyburn goes for ~20€, same for Glenlivet. Glenmorangie is a bit more expensive going for ~35€. Glennfiddich 12 is ~45€, but goes on sales for ~33€, 15 usually is ~55€, got it for 37€ today.
I'd say cheaper than that requires to be drowned in either ginger or coke.
Others cant speak rope you know...
>>58779016
Taip.
>>58779072
>I'd say cheaper than that requires to be drowned in either ginger or coke.
true dat, we actually refer to the cheaper ones as 'coke-whiskey'
>>58779110
šaunuolis
>>58779148
O tu?
>>58779074
and?
since there are many lithium-anians here:
what will you vote for in the next parliament elections?
>>58779198
Tik žodžiais. Vėliau gryžusi iš parduotuvės klausė kodėl nenupirkau gėlės ir prasėdėjau namie. Man buvo gėda.
>>58779206
You should only use Latvian or English when posting on /balt/ (please).
Who's watching game of thrones, lads?
>>58779309
the what?
>open boards.4chan.org
>go on /int/
>open catalogue
>ctrl+f /balt/
>open this thread
>Sveiki draugi.
Thoughts?
>>58779074
liels benin
>>58779302
make me nerd
>>58779329
same here
>>58779309
Guess who's back, back again
Snow is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
>>58779309
me, didnt expect ramsey goin nuts
>>58779145
However there's always some weird shit that nobody buys and that gets ridiculously discounted.
I got a bottle of pic related around Christmas for 15€. It was fucking great. Costs three times that now.
>>58779329
Sveiks, draugs.
>>58779341
Tiešām liels, draugs.
>>58779383
The last seconds got me hyped. As well as Davos going beast mode an the wildlings saving the day. So far good season.
>>58779275
Materialistai..
>>58779362
I'm still watching it you prick RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58779467
Išvis apseis, gauna 4 šventes (kalėdos, gimtadienis, moters diena, mamos diena) per metus, biški per daug manyčiau
>>58779343
>>58779470
maybe you should have watched it before coming on 4ch
How is everyone doing?
>>58779592
>Vyrų diena
>Nieko negaunu
>>58779736
Good. Im living in the greatest country on earth.
>>58779736
Good. I just woke up.
Wish i was as brave as this woman
I will become an Estonian citizen!
https://e-estonia.com/e-residents/about/
>>58779755
Sucks to be you, I got a fancy shaving kit. Have you ever considered that maybe you're not a man?
>>58779609
4chan*
HI GUISE
>>58779755
>net nežinau kada vyrų diena
>nieks apie ją net neužsimina
>>58779865
r u a grill?
>>58779959
kys
Morning all
I wish I was either Australian or Kiwi but I'm just Scottish.
I'd consider emigration but I don't think I'd ever earn the right to call myself Australian/Kiwi even if I got citizenship in the end. I'd always be Scottish really.
Which is kind of weird when you think about it since most of those populations are descended from Brits, meaning ethnically I'm basically identical, but based on birth it doesn't really sound right to say simply obtaining citizenship "makes me" one of them.
>>58780048
*muah*
>>58779906
>Have you ever considered that maybe you're not a man?
Every day..
Got a new viberator
How should I use it
Good night, darlings.
>>58780083
i bet you're the typical newfag who writes board names between / instead of single / in front too
>>58780141
Depends. Are you a man or a woman?
>>58780071
Nah if you lived here for a long time you could call yourself kiwi but I guess it also depends on the strength of your accent and how it changes.
My brother has been here nearly 7 years now and people think he's a local. We have southern English accents naturally though so its not such a drastic difference
>>58780099
Sorry.
>>58779608
try harder
>>58780141
Kill yourself with it.
>>58780163
oyasuminasai
>>58780003
>Pirmąjį lapkričio šeštadienį švenčiama Tarptautinė vyrų diena.
>>58780163
sleep tight brolis
>>58780205
Don't try me (haha)
>>58780239
lewd
>>58780141
Is it legal to use it to your sheep?
LEICESTER!
>>58780305
(haha)
>>58780029
y-yea
>>58780336
wut? they already win the title or?
>>58780266
>>58780239
Returning (You)'s because im nice, night
Will he ever recover?
>>58780141
You just reminded me that I can finally start buying lewd stuff when I move out this summer. I'm so excited! I definitely want the entire pink bdsm set and that popular pink-ish glass tentacle dildo and a buttplug that has a cute soft tail.
>>58780385
Yes
>>58780473
Take pics.
>>58780385
yeah spurs drew
>>58780515
Deal.
>>58780585
But only if grill, okay?
>>58780473
i bought one of those anime bullet vibes while still living with my mom. i have to hide it very secretively because she always goes through my stuff when cleaning shit
>>58780508
>>58780529
well, good for them, don't really care about premier
champions league is of interest and fifa, other than that don't really follow
>>58780650
No problemo.
>>58780656
Brave desu.
>>58780656
Do you stick it up your peehole? The only thing my mother found while cleaning my room was condoms.
>eating lunch
>"you should clean your room more often"
>gives me the look
>tfw she knows
Morning lads
M A R K
A
D
M
A
N
>>58780868
>>58780868
>>58780868
new thread
>>58780759
>Do you stick it up your peehole?
no, its way too thick for that. I did stick it up my bum a few times. Felt pretty good desu
>>58780195
>people think he's a local
does it never come up that he isn't?
i'm probably taking this too seriously desu but the thought gets to me.
>>58781259
New thread m8
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