I am the most depressed person on /int/.
Why?
being happy is overrated
>>58769411
only god knows why. maybe it's a karma, maybe i did something wrong in the past life.
>alcoholic running through a half gallon of vodka a day
Sorry, that title belongs to me.
Dat dere chemical imbalance in da brainz, mang.
>>58769522
I may or may not have been drinking a liter of vodka a day for the past 12 months
>>58769603
my nigga
>>58769369
I'm more. I'm also the most loser.
>>58769625
kek
>>58769603
>a liter of vodka a day
>for the past 12 months
Liter of vodka is a fucking lot. Even the most hardcore alcoholics would have trouble with that kind of challenge every day, that would mean that you'd be barely conscious for most of the day, or just sleeping. Not to mention all the health consequences it involves.
So I hope you're exaggerating
>>58769369
Aleast you're the top something in your life
haha
>>58769369
you know what to do, anon
don't think about it, just do it
>>58769369
NO, it is me, asshole.
>>58769782
I am 100%, guaranteed, no memes, not exaggerating. And yes, its pretty crazy but the stuff barely changes my personality anymore. Lel. Idk mang. On weekdays its probably like .75L
>>58769836
Nothing is impossible?
Watch anime
>>58769782
What? That's pussy tier. If I were unemployed, I'd riun through 2l of vodka a day.
>>58769510
Maybe it's just a meme gone wrong?
>>58769926
Her head is like ball.
>dat liters of vodka a day cuckaretics
Just go to local store, get 0.5 or 0.75 whatever, and try drink it alone in 2-3 hours. Mostly you'll be disgusted by even thought of vodka after that experience.
I would be depressed too if I was a slav.
>>58770141
Joke's on you. I had a whole liter in three hours and was completely conscious.
Such is life as an aclholic.
>>58769782
The only guy who can keep up with me drinking-wise I know is my Norwegian friend's dad who I've seen pound 8 shots in a row of whisky with beer chasers then proceed to do some gardening. Am I proud of it? Nope, it simply is what it is. I think someday this stupid 'skill' or what you call it might come in handy if I ever tour Europe and can show euros that not all Americans can't handle their liquor.
>>58770232
Very sad for your liver.
>>58770272
good post
>>58770142
POST HER ASS NIGGER. I WANT TO CHECK OUT HER ASS
>>58770142
That 18 year old has got a dopey face.
>>58769980
maybe birth trauma. i should be dead.
>>58769522
how do you afford that? isn't that like $50 a day worth of booze
