>someone banters me hard
>try and think of a witty response
>it's a cool European so there's literally nothing I can say
IT'S NOT FAIR
>Canadian banters me hard
>have nothing to say
>get up to grab my depression whiskey
>and then i see it
>his flag
>IS A FUCKING LEAF
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>58766239
Those Europeans are cool as you are.
>banted by some third worlders
>I would respond but then I realize they already have such a shitty live
>in my benevolence I allow them to have a rare moment of amusement and don't give a comeback for pity
>banter someone
>they get angry
>all i wanted to do was have a bit of back and forth
>say something innocent
>people insult me for no reason with shitty repetitive unfunny ""banter""
>>58766834
>Brit calls me fat
>try and think of a British stereotype
>"y-you are ugly and you have bad teeth"
>"American banter"
Just call him Ahmed
>someone banters/harasses me (especially if american)
>my dick is diamond
>start jacking off
Everytime.
>>58766834
Muslim
>flag
>LITERALLY can't say anything back
>banter an American
>he goes off on a tangent about how superior his cunt is
>tfw I'm actually a Burgerboo who just wanted to have a little fun
>>58767052
>Burgerboo
Fucking why. This place sucks
>>58767101
How?
>top Tier cuisine
>nice people
>GOAT cities
>free to move to CA or FL at a whim
You can live here in the Caliphate if you want, I'm gonna keep harrassing my employer about a transfer
>>58767052
>Be germanboo
>Senpai never notices me
>When he does he says "7-1".
It hurts.
>Try to banter ANYONE at all
>remember I'm argentinian
>the most cucked country of the planet
>spam "aaajj", "CHI" and picardias to hide the pain
>>58767183
It's OK João. You're always welcome in Bavaria.
>>58767192
I don't understand your objection to cucking. Blacks cucking Whites make Argentinian people.
>>58767501
CHI
>enjoy being bantered
>not witty enough to respond
>america calls me poortugal
>think of a comeback
>literally nothing i say can hurt such a superior being
>>58766958
I can confirm that being bantered as the Netherlands is absolutely amazing.
It just feels like we are so very relevant.
>>58767731
>t.
>>58767501
CHIACNOOOOOOOOOOOO AJKJKASJKAS
>>58767590
>>58767675
>>58767738
>>58766239
Europeans are lame and boring,
>>58767735
It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice =)
>>58766958
>>58767735
Literally who are you
>>58767884
This hurts so much
>>58767940
i didn't know there was a country named netherlands
>>58767731
>not just defaulting to obesity and school shootings when you can't think of anything
Americans are the easiest to trigger. Step up, senpai.
>try to banter
>remember I'm just a medpack
>can't even think of good bantz
>>58767884
Better to not be known than to be known as the Cartman of nations.
>>58768023
>insert clever neutrality joke
>>58766958
Netherlands more like Neanderthalands
owned
>>58768023
>I'm just a medpack
holy shit
>>58768039
>Cartman of nations
I take that as a compliment.
>>58768039
>>58768094
America is the Cartman of nations 2bh
>someone thinks they have cleverly "bantered" me
>mfw I backtrace their IP, and send a hitman to dispose if them like the trash they are
>>58768069
nice filename
>>58768069
>>58766958
netherlands? more like neverheardofdemlands
>banter an american
>he replies with le bad teeth meme
>i keep this on hand for instant btfos
>>58767940
damn I thought you were french
>try to banter argentinian
>he acts friendly anyway
>>58768094
Why don't you take an extra side order for free. =)
>>58766239
>tfw no awkward yank bf to lightly bully
>>58768141
are you close yet big boy ;)
>>58768070
At least I'm white
>>58768069
Netherlands is not among the top 24 footballing nations in Europe.
Iceland and Wales qualified for the Euros
Have a great summer guys
>>58768138
holy fuck
>>58768183
I feel so relevant right now.
>Someone says something dumb
>Correct them or bring legitimate arguments for why he's wrong
>"DUDE GYPSY LMAO"
>>58768199
I'm going to use the medpack one so much
мaмa я aмopaл cмoтpи мaмa! кeк фoчaн двaчь
>>58767182
>top Tier cuisine
>CA or FL
>>58768207
Too far man, too far.
>>58767731
>conquerors of the world to the king of betas
poortugal
as in, poor you, not monetary poor
>>58768225
shoot your load in my tight American boipucci!
>>58766397
kek
>>58768291
кeк aмopaльнo хиккa amoral english men
>>58766958
fuck off /intl/
>>58768376
go away 8gagger
>when you banter with a burger and he takes it seriously
>>58768151
>manual
Oy vey it is 2016.
amerika sosat obama obeziana xddddd prenk
>>58766239
>banter someone in western europe
>ur a fucking slavic rape baby
>>58768426
>not being a 76gagger
fuck off 1/19thchanner
>be finn on /int/
>literally god among mortals
>completely untouchable
>peons quiver at the sound of my mighty keyboard clacking and delivering unholy punishment on their puny existence through memes and quips
>>58766239
>European
call him a europoor, that'll shut him up
>>58768540
lad come to /deutsch/ again
>>58768576
Please let me suck your gigantic, strong bull finn cock PLEASE
>>58768580
>greece
best one
>>58768614
sorry senpai im busy making /éire/ great again
only one general at a time
>>58768576
Every finn is a cock sucking sissy.
>act like a sperg
>people think i'm english because flag
>people's opinion of english posters drops even further
>MFW i'm not english
>tfw someone BTFO you hard and gets repeating digits on top of that
literally want to kill myself
>>58768737
>say something retarded
>people assume english
>say something not retarded
>people assume not english
we literally can't lose ahahahaha
>>58768737
we at least the english didn't vote to be cucks
кaк дeлa
>tfw a sissy finn posts
How can the mere sight of a flag arouse me so fucking much?
When I see their cute, feminine posts that just scream "make me your cockslave" my dick just gets filled with blood due to the raging desire to fuck a finnfemboy.
>>58768795
This guy is right 2bh. If european says something retarded I assume it's a refugee or just shitskin
>>58766880
Your pigeon flew off your flag
>>58768737
>>58768795
So what are yous? Welshmen?
>>58768804
>legalised paki rape gangs
>not cucks
wew lad
>>58768890
scots most likely. welsh dont dislike the english enough
>>58768890
>welsh
they've been english for nearly 1000 years lad
>>58768890
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall
pretty comfy here.
>>58768965
haha no
>>58768978
rockall is irish
>>58768965
>welsh
>english
Get fucked *nglo
Friendly reminder you're worshiping a kraut rape baby from the ugliest city in Deutschland
>>58768978
>Islet
LITTLE
>>58768829
that's really lewd though, it's precisely this attitude that makes every thread so naughty even though it's a blue board
>>58766689
iktfb
>>58769089
famine is irish too.
>>58769211
i can post ugly women politicians too
>>58769150
>that's really lewd though
It's precisely these kind of embarrassed-innocent finn posts that make my dick so hard. You do this on purpose, don't you?
Fucking cock-loving sluts, how am I supposed to stand up now with this massive erection inside my pants?
>it's not gay if the finntrap has a feminine penis
>>58769385
I just try to put it politely while being critical.
I guess I just can't win.
>>58769753
I didn't mean to patronize you or not take you seriously.
Please don't hate me ;_;
>>58766397
>Argentinian banters me hard
>have nothing to say
>grab my depression tequila
>see his nose
>its fucking big
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>58770064
>Mexican banters me hard
>have nothing to say
>grab my depression fernet
>don't see his head
>it's not fucking there
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>58769857
It's ok as long as you understand. It sometimes bothers me how quickly threads devolve into erotic roleplay.
I don't mind people hitting on me, I'm gay and everything, but there's a time and a place.
>>58770211
I'm sorry, I'll try to behave but sometimes it's just too much for me
>>58770158
you're a witty cunt i'll give you that
>assblasted mexican tries to banter me
>>58766916
They say that about anything though.
>>58770365
aw stop it you
>Flag
>Used to feel untouchable on /int/ years ago
>SWEDEN YES! shouts every time
Its like fucking middle school bully all over again...
>>58767101
>this place sucks
How can you possibly say that?
>>58766916
fuck you for reminding me of that doujin
>>58766397
KEK
>>58770489
Sweden
>>58770565
Jawohl
>>58770489
Yes
>>58770211
w-what place would that be?
>tfw someone sexually harasses me here on /int/
>someone banters you
>it's a tiny fucking two-horse country like Iceland or some shit
>literally nothing you can say back to them
>>58771083
get gud
The whole point in learning geography and history is being able to find something offensive about any nationality
>>58770902
I promised the other finn I would behave
>>58766239
>be American
>want to banter someone from Europe
>realise I don't know anything about any individual European cunt
>>58770902
Post your boiclit
>>58770902
>tfw a finn enters the thread
>>58768884
Your weight flew off the charts
>>58770902
Gonna visit Helsinki this summer, you mongolian walking fleshlight better lube your anus up
>Write a long, well researched, thoughtful and considerate post
>Nobody replies
>People just reply to bait or to extremely uninformed posters, trying to tally another "discussions on /int/ won" mark to put on their scoreboard
>Decide to just start calling people dumb out of nowhere without refuting any of their points or contributing to the thread
>They write a long ass post further clarifying their points and debunking some pre-conceived notions I could hold as truths, which could have sparked the shitposty response
>People reply to them and the discussion keeps going without me
BONUS:
>Go to Japan
>Post in thread
>(You) yoiu otout you touy you HAII JAPAN-SAMA XD HAHA DO THE ENGRISH THING AGAIN O_o;;;;; YOU'RE SO FUNNY ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME
FUCK
>>58772247
>went to Japan
>everybody ignored my posts
>>58772247
I know this feel.
>someone throws an insult on my direction
>figure that this is the famous /int/ banter I've heard so much about
>respond to the guy in similar fashion
>new (You)
>"fuck you retard stop being so butthurt you retarded faggot fuck you"
>>58772247
>Write a long, well researched, thoughtful and considerate post
>Nobody replies.
>Trying to get the attention of a bunch of autists spergs.
Just learn how to make your arguments into bait, if you want a discussion.
>a Finn enters the thread
>everyone starts pulling out their cocks
How can one country exude so much lewdness, jesus christ.
>>58766239
>visit america
>shitpost all day and get tons of angry yuro (you)'s
>a non-Australian attempts to banter America
>>58767807
I can walk my street barefoot pajeet :)
>>58773757
:3
>someone banters me hard
>remeber that we have better memes than them
>A foreigner talks to me
>>58773757
Stop being so gay
>>58776505
>>58776862
holy FUCK stop please i can't take it anymore
>Cool European
Europeans are trivial to banter m8. They are the most easily rused. If they're Western European meme them about how they're willingly becoming a caliphate. If they're flustered about it keep pressing the point. If they start defending Islam you've already won since this is /int/.
If they're not from one of the big European nations then point out they're a meme country irrelevant to anything. They'll pull their "rich history" or whatever, at which point you can calmly muse about how it is pathetic that the last cool thing their country did is from centuries/decades ago, or that said thing is literally the only cool thing their country did and it is pretty lame anyhow.
Now they will try to banter you back. The key to becoming immune to banter is easy: be critical of your own country while pointing out how amusing even it is far ahead of theirs.
With your victory complete you may then become the head memester of /int/. Good luck. I have taught you everything I know. Go out there and meme 'em dead.
P.S. I always loved you
>bantering Belgium
>don't know to call him a dirty subhuman Frenchman or a dirty subhuman Dutchman.
>now I can just call him a Muslim
Thank you, multikulti
