>one chance at life
>not born in Israel
>one shot at life
>missed
>>58760134
Why would you want that? Extra shitposting materials?
>>58760200
>be part of a close knit religion
>be part of a community that values it's members
>be inherently smart
>>58760200
I'll leave the IDF if you give me a qt secular arab gf
>>58760134
>IKTF aussie friend
>>58760245
>be part of a close knit religion
Not so much, they are divided into different sects and only outside enemy that gathers them
>be part of a community that values it's members
Not so much, life in Israel for poor people is one of the shittiest in OECD members, rarely any of them will be able to have his own house or apartment during their life.
>be inherently smart
Average IQ for Australians is higher than that of Israelis
If you want to hit jackpot then you should wish being born for an american wealthy jewish family.
>>58760412
WTF i hate israel now
>>58760412
Stop telling the goyim the truth or I am personally going to build a settlement inside your ass.
>>58760282
Why not try getting an Arab Israeli secular qt?
>>58760451
>falling for memes
>>58760466
S-sorry, I won't do it next time
:3c
>>58760472
Not like there is a difference besides passport.
Unless you mean Mizrahi Jewess, and in that case it's impossible to find a secular one.
>>58760412
Obviously by israelis we meant ashkenazi master race
>>58760412
>tfw born into a well-off American Jewish family
>mother is an attorney
>father was Aryan Air Force colonel
>cousins businessmen
>other cousin master of economics
>uncle dentist
>other uncle engineer
Not bad
>>58760548
Nope I meant a secular Israeli-Palestinian
They exist
>>58760557
Yeah, and most of them live in the US
Don't fall for the Russian jews are Ashkenazi meme
>>58760639
what are you studying?
>>58760641
I don't really care if she is an Israeli Citizen or not. It's not like I could marry her here anyways.
>>58760689
Didn't a semi famous Arab marry a jewish man last year? And I mentioned Pali-Israelis since they are within your reach, I am sure there's a small portion of them in Tel Aviv.
>>58760641
Russian Jews are ethnically Ashkenazi (what else would they be? Ethiopean?). Give it another generation or two and the Russian identity will be gone like how no one tells apart Polish Jews from yekes anymore.
>>58760134
>tfw no qt jewess gf
why even live lads
>>58760747
It was a Jewess and an Arab, and they were only famous for getting married. She had to convert to Islam for him and they suffered a lot of anger from both Jewish and Arab groups.
>>58760753
I am not arguing with that, but I remember reading that within the Ashkenazi clan itself they don't consider Russian jews to be among them as the inferior branch of them or something like that.
>>58760853
thats just memes though. historically most russian jews spoke yiddish and are therefore ashkenazi.
>>58760134
>tfw from NYC
>surrounded by cute Israeli girls everywhere I go
>>58760753
When will all the jews world wide move to Israel I heard a lot have already made aliyah recently.
>one chance in life
>born in this shithole
>>58760822
Nah, there was another couple an arab woman and a jewish man too
pic related
>>58760894
I am not arguing about the historical ties, I am just saying what I read about the view of Russian Ashkenazi among the general Ashkenazi group.
>>58760908
>tfw even worse
YOLO
>one shot at life
>born in the USA
Feels bad being the vanilla of the world. I just want to be an exotic Russian person or something
Why anyone would want to come here is beyond me
>>58760853
In Israel they are a seperate social group, in the same sense that the religious are a seperate social group despite no ethnic differences.
Most Russians in Israel today were born in Israel or at least speak fluent Hebrew. Russian will end up like Yiddish.
>>58761024
>I just want to be an exotic Russian person
>Russian
>exotic
>>58760134
If there are any Ashkenazis in this thread:
How does it feel to basically be a Turk (Khazar) that converted to Judaism and knowing that you have no relation at all to the original Israelites?
>>58760929
Kek she was an actress in a tv series called "arab labour" and she played the arab-israeli palestinian nationalist, feminist attorney who fights for arabs rights and ended up marrying an israeli.
I didn't know she actually let it be reality
>>58760903
Hopfully soon because I want qt foriegn girls that I can convince to go back to their first world country with me.
>>58760929
No idea who those people are.
>>58761086
I am honestly sad that Khazar theory isn't true and is just a meme because I want to be Turk master race.
>>58761086
This has been refuted. Most ashkenazi Jews are Poles and Italians.
I'd say average Poles are more ethnically Jewish than 99% of Israelis
>>58761117
>the episode when the lehava parody thinks Amjad is a Jew and saves him from his wife
>>58761065
I never liked the desert parts in here, but the stretch of highway 90 in Jordan valley in the morning when the sun comes up and you have greenery around you but barren golden hills changing colors in the morning is beautiful, just in the morning though.
>>58761067
I see
>>58761117
Yeah, I watched some episodes of it very funny.
>>58761145
this >>58761117
I've spent time in both Australia and Israel.
Australia wins, hands down.
>>58761278
Israel has no dropbears
>>58761277
>palestine flag
How?
>>58761366
meme magic
>>58761320
But it does have Jerusalem, the most ungodly shithole on earth.
For all the eschatological noise people make about it, you'd think it wouldn't look like utter ass.
>>58761431
>he fell for the jerusalem meme
>dad is Israeli Jew
>mom is Palestinian Muslim
>met at university
>get married
>moved to Canada
>get born here
Ayy lmao
>>58761086
Feels good, my horse riding brother!
>>58760652
I studied economics but I deal in diamonds now.
>>58760753
Russian """"Jews""""
>>58761728
top kek I was about to t. sheckelbergstein you when I remembered what thread I was in
>>58761790
They are usually at least half or quarter Jewish by blood, and who gives a fuck about what the rabanut says.
>Someone is Jewish if only his great great great great great grandmother was
>Someone isn't jewish if only his great great great great grandmother was a goy
>>58760991
its robably because of me ;^)
>>58761246
>4 am in winter
>doing drills in pouring rain and valley mud (you know what valley mud is like probbly)
>regret being born
The sunrise isnt worth it believe me
>>58761571
how have you not gone insane from the identity crisis?
do you just praise baal and embrace your canaanite roots or something?
>>58762712
Well, there goes the thread
>>58762712
He embraces the leaf.
>>58760548
> impossible to find a secular one.
Where do you live? Beni-Brak?
>>58764664
how do I get a mizrahi gf?
like yemeni or iraqi or something
do they like sephardim?
>>58761811
I admitted to being Juden so there's not really a point t b h
>>58762712
>Moroccan Jew talking about an identity crisis
haha
>>58764705
i cant believe you are still posting literally worst poster on int
Serious question to all Heebs.
Is it true that all Jewesses have got gigantic tits? Also, do they sunbathe topless in and around Tel-Aviv?
>>58766654
kikesses have massive mellons especially chubby ashkenazi sluts
bad feel
>>58760466
Thanks merchant.
