How come Schleswig-Holstein isn't part of Denmark?
Prussia
Prussianfags
>>58757004
Because the people who live there are German.
Because Germany is too small already
>>58757072
Actually Schleswig is where the original Anglos were from
Also, it's German because the Danes couldn't defend it and the Allies seemingly glossed over it past-WW2
Prussia
>>58757004
Shit, I thought Hamburg was in the coast.
It should be
>>58757742
So Danes are cucks?
>>58757004
How come eastern half of it isn't Polish?!
>>58758922
Does.. Does hat say...
>CUXHAVEN
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
UNFABRICATABLE!
>>58758795
Of the worst kind. Supposedly the "oldest" kingdom in Northern Europe, reduced to a speck of birdshit.
>>58757742
They have the chance to retake but they didn't want it? Why?
>>58761595
It's pronounced Cooks-hahfen though.
>>58757004
How come Holstein isn't part of Israel?
>>58761595
>KEKS-PORT
>>58762616
Because your submarines are built in Kiel?
>>58757004
You know what they say about the Schleswig-Holstein question, there are only three people that understand it...
>>58763949
>only three people that understand it
What did he mean by this?
>>58764397
It's because some people up there still speak various archaic versions of German, most notably Friesisch/Frisian or Plattdeutsch
people from Schleswig-Holstein should go back to Schleswig-Holstein and stop occupying Britain
Britain is Celtic clay, fuck off Englishmen
>>58764449
Platt is een eegene Taal un keen düütscher Dialekt. Freesch oog.
>>58757072
Thanks for clarifying, now it makes sense
>>58764833
glorious low german
>>58764833
Looks like Kanker language.
>>58765813
Dutch has no ä, ö and ü. Also the kh-sound is uncommon in Low German, even less than in High German. And it sounds a lot different when spoken.
>>58757742
We should have attacked Prussia desu.
>>58766127
We do in some dialects.
In Dutch we have the sounds but just write them as e/è, eu and u.
>>58765813
They've even got their own Wikipedia as Platt is considered its own (albeit horrible) language
https://nds.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plattd%C3%BC%C3%BCtsch
>>58766283
okay
I know that Platt in Western Lower Saxony is closer to the Dutch dialects in the northeast. Meanwhile Holsteiner Platt (the dialect that I speak) sounds more Danish.