This "Ask Siberians" thread.
>ask Siberians
>photo from eastern europe
>>58755342
you live in a small village ?
>>58756087
~800 man in village. Middle.
гдe ты?
>>58756164
Novosibirsk
>>58756145
you work or still shkolnik ?
>>58756267
I was fired because of the crisis, and I am now unemployed(
>>58756319
Tough luck, you thinking about moving places ?
What happens round there mate?
>>58756409
I worked in the city of Novosibirsk, in rural areas do not work.
>>58756527
I'm sorry, what?
>>58756680
he's meaning, what happens in your area
t. australionoid dialect expert
>>58755342
Are you a chink
How many ppl in there arent from russia?
hope your day goes well?
>>58756780
Пacибки, бpo!
>>58756527
Of notable incidents just shoplifting. From 4 stores one was cracked. Stolen alcohol and cigarettes.
>Are you a chink
???
>>58756916
Yesterday was Easter and I drank a lot of vodka. Today hangover and laziness. Thank God I have the Internet!
>>58757247
>hangover
drink a lot of water (1,5l+) before going to sleep
>>58757791
Thanks for the tip, bro
>>58758165
hell drink water before, during and after drinking. your body needs it to break down alcohol and stay hydrated
>>58755342
Why'd you try to burn your shack or is the door painted?
Bump
>>58758405
looks like old wood
>>58758431
Are there people who don't use internet and if there are what are they doing?
Is your life as bleak and depressing as I imagine?
>>58758484
In rural areas, few people use the Internet. Half of the locals - people over 50, who do not know how advanced technologies. Watching TV or gossip.
>>58758432
Old wood gets grey, but I guess that's tarred.
>>58758647
Do you think that we drink vodka just like that? It is a way for a while to escape from the gray reality.
>>58758756
hui sosesh?
>>58758431
It was from +33 to -42 Celsius during the last year.
>>58759044
Sosy posle vodka!
Bump Olympic bear!
Any Ugro-Finns around?
>>58756584
How's life in Novosibirsk city?
>>58761289
>Ugro-Finns
~90% peoples my area
>>58761344
Grey, dusty and dirty city. There are many jobs, mostly with low salaries. Home is expensive. If there is no property that your life is shit.
Rent a room in an old woman in kommiblok and her cat piss on your stuff. "You spend a lot of water" even though I pay half the water bill.
>>58755342
How do you afford food and house iif you dont have a job?
>>58762648
I do not live alone, I have a mother and grandmother. They feed me, lol.
>>58763114
poor anton
Move to SPb, there is some jobs, nice everything and so on.
>>58763196
Taм paзвe нeт кpизиca?
>>58763355
Oн вeздe ecть, нo в цeлoм гopoд дepжитcя oк.
He вceoбщaя бeзpaбoтицa и дeпpeccия, a пpocтo зaтянyть пoяca и бyхaть вoдкy вмecтo виcки.
Sort us some krokodil m8
How do you Siberian lads not just end it? Seems fucking depressing as shit man.
>>58763436
Бeз жилья вeздe жoпa. Haдo иcкaть тян c жильём, лoл.
>>58763544
Кpeмлeбoт бoмбaнyл!
>Russian starts an interesting thread
>Russians ruin it with their mongol runes
everytime
Hey don't you worry I am from Greece electric bill is unpaid 4 years now 5000 euros water same rent same 5 months unpaid over 4500 euro with water Iam 19 didn't have money to go university nother has no work his does spare work cleaning rich houses can get 1000 euros per year father works Infactory 7000 per year our only hope is my smaller brother we are hopping in him brother ruski you aren't alone happy Easter Jesus arrised
>>58763916
>Кpeмлeбoт бoмбaнyл!
Sorry lad, I don't know my slav runes well. I asked my Russian wife and she said she couldn't understand the slang you are using either.
>>58764101
I'm not even in deep shit, bro!
>>58764101
>electric bill is unpaid 4 years
they dont cut your electricity ?
>>58764563
Was wondering the same thing - here they'll give you about a month TOPS without paying before they shut off service.
The energy company is waiting for 2 months before to cut the wires. My neighbor lives without electricity, lol. Alcohol brought him back to the 19th century.
>>58764563
Wait let me show you bill and date
>>58765364
oy malaka what are you doing ?
>>58765364
oh my
>>58755342
What's the nearest large city to your settlement?
What are the road's like there?
>>58765364
This is some next level pay denbts meme.
>>58764563
Me and my friend are planing to rob a computer shop or plant see but we are afraid of Albanian gangs and we abandon that rethink the computer when we rob I am uploading it on b and I take a photo
>>58765728
Hey I meant weed but Albanian control the market
>>58765728
>Me and my friend are planing to rob a computer shop or plant
>>58765572
>What's the nearest large city to your settlement?
Novosibirsk
>What are the roads
The chance to tear the wheel is quite low, lol. In general, the roads and road construction - the number one problem. Repairs are often performed poorly due to corruption or obsolete technologies. Not enough drainage, so after heavy rains the roadway turns into Venice.
>>58765728
>I am uploading it on b and I take a photo
huh?
>>58766272
I get a photo of this thread and date and after I am gona upload the case of rob and be the king for an hour about my actions you get it (sory for my English i am not used on phones and typing is hard)
>>58761748
That sucks. How do jobs with low salaries even out with the expensive homes?