>he's 1/8 chink
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ikaumpisax
>>58752656
fuck you. don't post mai viet waifu REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i wish i can eat hot rice dish now
>>58752687
>implying that's haram
xth for waifu
>when ASEAN monkeys claim Chinese/Japanese heritage to feel superior
6th
All 2 flips I've met in my life have unironically been bros who hated their home country. I don't know what to think of you guys, honestly. Sell me on the philippines
>>58752703
with hands?
>>58752730
But being chink is an insult in /asean/
>>58752809
with your gentle soft white hands
>>58752730
>chigger.jpg
>>58752818
Even if I've been fingerings my arse all afternoon? (I have)
>>58752799
Bootiful wominz
I want to eat pasta (+rice) with hands.
>>58752722
Is it ok to cream in her mouth dressed as school gril as a kuffaR?
>>58752799
>Sell me on the philippines
what the fuck do you think this is m8, the fucking price is right or something?
make your own mind up
>>58752834
i love gold digger especially when frictions to produce burnt smell
>>58752799
they are traitors, not flips and should be hanged in our local day of the rope.
The only thing I like about this weather is the laundry drys so quickly
>>58752656
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE
anyway
POST QTS OR I RIOT
>>58752878
Would you like to sniff my fingers?
>>58752957
no, just feed me
>>58752853
Man can dream bb, you can convert her to Christianity if she wants. There're many case here, and also vice versa.
>>58752924
>beta flips are this mad because their women prefer creepy old white men over them
>white folks actually believe this
the only women regular whites can bait here are bottom of the barrel women like sluts, single mothers and gold diggers.
>>58752993
Can I feed you nasi and poo?
>>58752799
>amazing beaches
>cheap liquor esp. beer
>>58752924
not him but those creepy dom whities you are talking about can only bag the """"""exotic"""""" wimiinz aka the trashiest of the trash.
>>58752789
Ikdf they consider me an outsider for not being a chink nigger. My true azn friends are chinese, viet, korean, and nikkei weeabs
>>58752934
Pic related
What I notice is /r/ph, /r/indo and /r/my are full of chinks while /asean/ are full of natives.
Is this correct?
rate my sketch pls /asean/
>>58753045
thick thigh nice thigh
>>58753013
Shhh... let them get scammed
>>58753009
Indo seems like a cool place despite kebab religion. Now I'm curious. I should visit.
>>58753045
is this memeknows?
>>58753055
*sigh
people always ignore my drawings
>>58753090
pug nose too big
and bullshit filename
>>58753043
incorrect
/r/ph, /r/indo and /r/my are full of chinks while /asean/ are full of self hating chinks
>>58753043
plebbit is full of stupid people pretending to be smart while /asean/ is full of smart people pretending to be autistic.
>>58753106
he mad
hihihihi
>>58753110
This is the truth
>>58753043
HAHAHAHAHA
this thread is full of white boiis lookin for waiffu material.. even if these "girls" were real, fuck u guys don't know how to tlk 2 them
>>58753179
t.sex tourist
>>58752824
kek. My buddies and I used to throw around a similar insult to Chinoy friends. We called them chiniggers. All in good fun though.
>>58753052
>Yeah man, heheheh I got a 10/10 girlfriend from Angeles
>Who needs white women when you have a 10/10 Philipine girl
>I can't wait to take her back to America
>>58753148
stop showing yourself. only show your drawing, then it will be easier to talk about. :O
>>58753274
: (
okay
I'll concentrate on drawing
>>58753298
Needs more Loomis.
>>58753298
ur cute. but if you want your drawing to be reviewed, only show it
Why can't more Flip girls be sophisticated, and feminine
>>58752799
They're right though. Patriotism is gone if the government hates its people.
If I'm given the chance, I'll leave this country in a heartbeat. Probably go back after 50 years, if the country's not destroyed by civil war or appropriated by the chinks.
>>58753358
cuz chauvenist, racist COX like u would likely rape them before they got the chance to graduate. (:
>>58753214
>bully that one fat Chinoy throughout elementary
>take his prom date that his parents set up for him in highschool
>17 years later
>he becomes a ruthless upper-level executive at SMC, just a few totem poles below Danding
>meanwhile I'm stuck with a mid-tier shit job in a TV network
>that shit eating grin he has when we occasionally meet
>>58753409
Is he still a fat virgin though?
>>58753396
I'm natural born flip u fag. White girls get fat after 17. Fucked some before they graduated. Would never marry one since they turn into whales. Ugly flip whores preferred to whales. But anyway, I just want a Asiam qt that isn't a poor slut cunt.
>>58753485
He's still fat but not the same lard tubby he was back then, don't know about the rest since we just small talk at most but I can tell he's enjoying my inferiority.
>>58753514
>Fucked some white girls
>a Flip can fuck white girls but not the supreme gentleman
All I want is a qt Southern belle
>>58753514
i dont give shit who you are, where you come from, or NE or that shit. quit fuckin generalizing because every race, nationality, n culture has many diff sides, the majority of flips i met have been intelligent and passionate bout what they do js
>>58753358
memnose in a yellow shirt is a better dilaw girl than Bea ever was
IT'S RAINING WOOHOOO
>>58753576
>>58753621
u mane?
>>58753656
Shah Alam. You?
>>58753572
Nooo.. it isn't, I was raised in DEEP east Texas, and those girls aren't bells... they are more like GONGs. <funny jokes here on int>
>>58753671
Johor, there long time no rain? here just started musim hujan, rain daily or in two days
anyone want the full memenose summer 2014 collection?
>>58753673
is you guys the one commonly ridiculed as redneck and inbred?
>>58753572
Easy lel. Just don't be fat and do sports. Did frisbee and swimming just to get grades for hs. It's 2 less classes, and no home assignments just practice.
>>58753577
I don't generlize lol maybe bad wording and all. But women are usually seen as the money crazed old white man whores, and I wish we had more cute smart sophisticated ones to change this stereotype.
>>58753045
terrible
>>58753148
must be old pic, she looks good here
I want to impregnate her wide hips and have cute half asian babby
>>58753702
forgot preview
>>58753684
Same here. Just glad that the 39 fucking degrees weather finally started to go away.
>>58753045
>>58753090
>>58753148
>>58753298
looks like screencaps from a video
>>58753786
interesting idea
>tfw had a dream about having a gf
>tfw I can't remember her face
;__;
>>58753825
She's sniffing her fingers after putting it in her ass.
>>58753832
why not this?
>>58753832
>getting cucked in dreams
wew lad
>>58753866
>Implying I don't have any memenose cards available on the market
Also, I want to kiss Alice's neck ;__;
>>58753576
Fair & Light-skinned Asean girl is GOAT.
Well, they are mostly lacks on Breast departement.
>>58753740
das rite
>>58753832
>he can't trigger lucid dreaming
>you can basically make everyone, as long as you know their faces, your in-dream waifu.
oh poor you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTE0fbzXgEY
BULE BTFO
T
F
O
>>58753984
post the fcking link mang
>>58753990
>"shoot me"
>get shot
Nicely done Indons
>>58753984
>>58754019
There is an app for that.
I installed it once, but iI was too lazy to follow the daily routine schedule.
>https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lucid_dreaming.awoken&referrer=utm_source%3Dgoogle%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_term%3Dawoken+app+lucid+dreaming&pcampaignid=APPU_1_5RgnV77VPMix0ATdqK6ADQ
>>58754073
>>58753990
He was just being sarcastic goys, it was just a prank bro!
>>58753946
>>58754019
>link
what is google? it's everywhere.
a flip poster a year ago say that he triggers his with occasional in-dream reality checks. I trigger mine when I go through sleep paralysis.
>>58754140
maybe that helps if you're desperate enough lol
>>58754140
too hard, i want to try this though
>binaural no hands
>>58754292
Would you like to eat rice and poo out my hands?
>>58754171
Take care of my mane daughter anon, make her happy
>>58754370
go away, u whites has inferior porn
I need to move out but I only have RM1000 in my account. Any suggestion?
>>58754602
move to australia
>>58754602
Why not move in...
..me?
>>58754619
>Barely enough for 1 plane ticket.
Time to built a bamboo raft and rowing to Australia.
>>58753605
Mar ftw!
Anyone see my gf?
>>58754922
I think even you haven't seen her before
>>58754922
anyone seen MY gf?
how are you doing aseans?
>>58754602
>>58754756
Send me your account details and I'll transfer you $30k
I have way too much money and no use for it because I'm a rich bule
All you have to do when you get here is eat nasi and poo out of my hands
I am 29 years old
I love Duterte so much, I have the baller bands and the mocha girls videos
I pray to Duterte every night before bed, thanking him for the life i've been given
"Duterte is change" I say; "Change is coming"
My dad hears me and calls me a Dutertard
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Duterte
I call him a MARimar Cocksucker
He slaps me hard and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Digong
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Change is coming. Change is here."
He lifts me gently with his gentle hands, turns me over, and pushes my head down
Im ready
I spread open my human rights to duterte
He pushes violently, violating my human rights
It hurts so much but I do it for Duterte
I can feel my human rights being violated, i feel like am less of a human, but i do it for duterte
I push against his force
I want to please duterte
He roars like a mighty God Emperor as he explodes all his love over my humanity
My Dad walks in
Duterte looks him straight in the eyes and says "I was first"
Duterte jumps through my window, a chopper is waiting for him
Duterte is love, Duterte is Life
>he's 1/72 chink
hahahaha really
Asean people, pls, help me understand.
Why is being chink bad?
From my personal experience, chinks are hardworking entrepreneurs and all they really care about is money and family. Religion is hardly ever important and if they ever do crime it's high tier, under the surface big money crime.
I understand I could be wrong, so please, help me understand.
>>58755248
Jews of Asia.
>>58755248
t.wai van der chong
>>58755288
>outnumber all their neighborhood countries combined
>jews
???
Pag ang lalaki kinilig ngingiti lang yan sa isang tabi, ngunit pag ang babae kinilig, bugbog ang katabi
>>58755323
>also genocided
Gonna cook some indonesian noodles lads, I hope they didn't put some formalin in it as preservative.
>>58754602
This is what my mentor did when he was going around with no money
>young before he joins the Royal Navy and marries
>he was bored in the UK
>hitch hike from UK to le France through the Channel underground
>eat in restaurants or shops by asking washing their dishes for them 'n sheeit
>mentor wanted to go to Italia because muh heritage
>so he hikes and hitch-hikes across le France
>he gets to Italia without money
>so he gets in those Italian beaches and asks this vendor if he could sell those beachwear underpants for him in exchange for wage
>vendor accepts and he works for a month
>earns enough shillings to go around
>after that he gets home sick and goes home
>>58755323
No, they go to their neighbouring countries and steal all the wealth and no integrate into that society, they instead keep to their little enclaves.
>>58755417
>mememie
>>58755417
I had those for 4 days str8 and I got UTI lmao
Those are my favourites now because they're bigger than our flip ones
>>58752656
>tfw no chink gf
>>58755450
He left his wife in the UK to go on an adventure?
>>58755468
>uti
o shit, I cooked 3 pieces of it.
each costs P12
>>58755248
> all they really care about is money and family
You answered it yourself, boi.
On a big scale, this is bad. Mmmmkay?
>>58755484
maybe some wizard asked him to
>>58755450
Accept we are in SEA shithole and not in Europe.
>>58755545
true, you'll probably get kidnapped by insurgents
>>58755484
yep I think this was before he had a son and daughter though
>>58755520
It's good to see SEA products now reaching our shores. ASEAN integration is working guys!!
Ah, weed. We all have to smoke weed at least once in our lifetime. Why? Because, it's just so damn good. From the next sentence onwards, I will refer to weed as cannabis for the purpose of using its proper scientific name.
I was once a cigarette smoker and an alcoholic. I used to spend my leisure time clubbing at the Fort, and other activities that typical college students do. During this phase, I was an occasional smoker of cannabis. You know, just for recreational purposes. But then 3 years later, I finally got to quit smoking cigarettes. I even got to avoid drinking alcohol when going out with friends. I strictly limited myself to just smoking cannabis.
Now, why? To me, the effects of cannabis relax me. It allows me to be in a state of higher understanding with myself, and basically just enjoy life. Of course, I know when and when not to smoke. Whenever there's something that needs to be done, I finish them first before smoking up. That's just how the way things are if you want to be a responsible "addict". You should know prioritize your responsibilities first before getting high. Some people just don't know how to handle their time.
I'm a graduating college student in a popular university. I am aware that cannabis is an illegal drug in the Philippines. I am very certain that cannabis will be the least of the government's concern to be legalized. Despite its magnificent therapeutic effects (cures migraines, certain ailments, good replacement for chemo, etc.), the reason why the government will never approve cannabis here is more inclined towards its business side. It's obvious that the only thing the government cares about is business. Everything that's good for business should be secured. Cigarette companies are good examples of businesses that may or may not be owned by some government officials. Correct me if I'm wrong since this is just a hunch. I know that most government officials own business establishments that are widely known in the country.
>>58755479
>tfw ex-chink gf
>>58755910
Another reason I can think of is, obviously, drug abuse. The Philippines is an oppressed country. We cannot do anything about it. It's our curse. Despite x years of improvement, the only proper way for change is through having a militant government. I can ramble on with my opinions regarding this matter, but for the benefit of this post, I will end with that. Anyway, since we are a third world country, that just means that we have a lot of poor citizens. These poor citizens are obviously uneducated. These guys don't have any knowledge on anything, from basic etiquette to even having good manners. I'm not in any way insulting them, but just further stating a remark based on what I know. These uneducated individuals, if given the chance of legalizing, will abuse cannabis. They do not have any other activities to prioritize since they are too poor to do anything.
I know that the legalization of cannabis in the States is only for its therapeutic causes, and not for recreation. Just want to let you all know I suffer from severe migraines every now and then. Taking too much paracetamol is bad for the liver, so I resort to smoking cannabis instead.
>>58753990
lmao I thought his shirt reads "Bule"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lA0p03NtFQ
>>58755912
how did it feel to have chink gf?
>>58756096
speaking of which, Jolibee is the national pride and how does it compare with common fast food chain like KFC, McD , Marybrown
>>58756129
its not a national pride, chowking is better
>>58756129
national pride is mang inasal
much better than factory made food desu
>>58756184
Andoks is better and jucier tbqhwy
inasal is fastfood tier as of now
>>58756150
>>58756184
u guys are nice, so much local fast food chain, we only have stupid marybrown and some knockoff like KLG
>maybe BananaLeaf count?
>>58755417
>>58755910
>>58755933
Are you fucking high while writing this shit? Smoking cannabis is disgusting. I tried it once, it stinks of burnt Dunlop tyres and the smell stuck to my fucking coat. I had to walk around like a smelly fucking hobo. Do you know what Cloward and Ohlin said about druggies? They're called retreatist or double failures because they've been rejected by other subcultures.
Druggies are literal rejects. Druggies might as well be a product of my rejected semen
>>58755417
>indonesian noodles
*Malaysian noodles
FTFY family
>>58756579
>>58756640
>FTFY
i like the indomie- Mee Soto better though, the green colored packaged one
>>58756129
>Jollibee
>>58756640
do not steal indog
>>58753358
It's funny because girls in my Uni look quite sophisticated and feminine in uniforms. But when it's wash day, welp, there goes their fashion.
>>58756703
well, it is oversea with the closet branch in SG
>>58756736
flip Uni wears uniform???
>>58756685
nice choice
>>58756708
>>58756768
>flip Uni wears uniform???
Some. My uni doesn't require one.
>>58756768
I just don't like fastfood in general.
>>58756804
>>58756850
>>58756768
Yeah, prestigious Unis have uniforms except for UP.
>>58756288
eh most of the big ones are owned by JFC to counter outside brands
Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo,
huwag kang umiyak! Instead, ngumiti ka at ipakita mo
sa kanya na kaya mong tumayo kahit wala siya
>>58756768
yes,almost all except for UP because they are libtards
>>58756871
>>58756886
explain moar, like it is state-own or private?
hard to get in?
>>58756871
I could've sworn DLSU and ADMU don't have one.
>>58756936
yeah they dont, lel
fine, post the Uni peagent then
>>58756919
Both, privately owned unis like DLSU and LPU have uniforms - uniforms of which are different per course; state universities like CavSU and TUP also have uniforms, albeit much simplier.
Not sure about Unis in Manila tho.
>tfw my uni has uniform (UST)
At least grills are pretty in their respective uniforms
>>58757162
La salle has no uniform
>>58757357
its actually helpfull if you're poor
>>58757450
He's probably talking about DLSU Dasmarinas. Those guys have uniform.
>>58757450
err... no
How's Cebu? Worth going to?
>>58757492
Yep, that's the Dasma logo.
>>58757483
>>58757450
Oh, so Manila branch has no uniform.
Weird, thought people there would be more practical than cosmopolitan.
>>58757450
>its actually helpfull if you're poor
this fuck is suitable for school
>>58756868
>>58757520
Yes
>>58757520
Pretty much hospitable just like any place in the Philippines. Still, watch out for scammers and shit.
>>58757520
during the big festivals
Mahalin mo ang taong tatanggap ng nakaraan mo.
Madalang lang ang mga taong ganyan.
Baka kasi pag dumating ang bukas may kaagaw ka ng iba.
>>58756640
>>58756804
>>58756850
>>58756868
>>58757614
>dumfrogposters
hehehe
>>58757864
huehuehue
>>58757614
>>58757706
Wahai langit tanyakan padanya,
mengapa dia menciptakan sekeping hati ini ,begitu rapuh dan mudah terluka.saat dihadapkan dengan duri-duri cinta.
begitu kuat dan kokoh, saat berselimut cinta dan asa.
mengapa dia menciptakan rasa syang dan rindu didalam hati ini,mengisi kekosongan didalamnya
menyisakan kegelisahan akan sosok sang kekasih,
menimbulkan segudang tanya,menghimpun berjuta asa,memberikan semangat, juga meninggalkan kepedihan yang tak terkira.
mengapa dia menciptakan kegelisahan dalam relung jiwa, menghimpit bayangan, tak berdaya melawan gejolak yang menerpa.
wahai ilalang, pernahkah kau merasakan rasa yang begitu menyiksa ini,? Mengapa kau hanya diam. Katakan padaku sebuah kata yang bisa meredam gejolak hati ini,sebagai pengobat tuk rasa sakit yang tak terkendali.
Desiran angin membuat berisik dirimu,seolah ada sesuatu yang kau ucapkan padaku, aku tak tau apa maksudmu,hanya menduga.
bisikan mu mengatakan ada seseorang dibalik bukit sana menunggumu dengan setia,menghargai apa arti cinta.hati yang terjatuh dan terluka, merobek malam menoreh seribu duka, kukepakan sayap-sayap patah ku mengikuti hembusan angin yang berlalu menancapkan rindu disudut hati yang beku, dia retak hancur bagai serpihan cermin,, berserakan sebelum hilang diterpa angin.
sambil terduduk lemah ku coba kembali mengais sisa hati bercampur baur dengan debu, ingin ku rengkuh ku gapai kepingan hati hanya bayangan yang kudapat.
ia menghilang saat matahari turun dari peraduannya, tak sanggup ku kepakan kembali sayap ini ia telah patah tertusuk duri-duri yang tajam, hanya bisa meratap,,meringis,, mencoba menggapai sebuah pegangan.
>>58758043
>>58757706
>>58758043
>>58758096
Makan tempe, makan cendol
Jangan post pepe, kontol
>>58758275
>anime
>>58758306
asu
aku makan indon kontol
>>58758275
>ERP such like a_____?
Why can't Dut just show his bank account history?
>>58758411
>politician has to show their personal bank information to media
lmao
G'day lads. Any Vietnamese here. I'm thinking of learning it. I wanted to know if Vietnamese posters are common here to I can practice (shitpost)?
>>58758414
Fuck me, you're the cunt posting this shit in the fucking Trump general.
>>58758043
BERIKAN UANGMU
how's your summer break /asean/? been to any beaches lately?
>>58758742
just to pools
didn't swim because I was too shy
>>58758096
>>58758275
>>58758359
>>58758505
>>58758742
>tfw memenose a fatty now
>>58758794
Did you wear swimsuit or cute shorts?
>>58758742
Oh yeah. I've been to many bitches this summer.
>>58758819
how can we bring back the past?
>tfw got a month in Philippines in a month
Tips for things to do?
>>58758857
huehuehue
>>58758899
if only we could pham...if only we could...
>>58758920
go boating
>>58758835
just shorts because it was hot
I didn't want to reveal my skin
>>58758920
join your brothers
>>58758976
she was perfect
: (
I feel so sad now
>>58758920
Sex
>>58759067
>tfw dilaw-girl is best girl now
All these rares... and just in time for summer holidays
>>58758920
Bring gf
>>58759040
Is it as short as this(see pic)
Wet cunts
>>58759197
where
>>58759197
>>58758920
Enjoy one night stands, try balut, try exotic foods, avoid scammers, and AVOID going to terrorist hotspots. NPA and Islamic terror groups have a kink on tall white men.
>>58759264
jej
>>58759249
guess
>>58759264
Did she cry?
>>58759264
so do all ASEAN girls still obsess over having korean boyfriends? last time back there were kpop posters all over the place and that's all girls yapped about
lucky sand, they get to touch memenose's feet
>>58759475
this curse will never end
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
>>58759477
>wanting to touch her feet
>not her puffy vulva
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
>>58759475
Yeah.
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!!
>>58759153
a bit longer
>>58759561
dont mention her puffy vulva. she get's conscious about it
Pure and honest me is here.
>>58759657
>the most bullshit i read in 4chan
>>58758920
Dig holes in beaches
>>58759646
kek'd
>>58759703
>>the most bullshit i read in 4chan
>>58759735
>>>the most bullshit i read in 4chan
>>58759646
She might be a roastie
>>58759735
>>>the most bullshit i read in 4chan
>>58759789
>>>>the most bullshit i read in 4chan
>>58759811
auntie
>>58759857
>the most truthful post I read in 4chan
>>58759839
Would you stare at your aunt if she's in a bikini right now?
>>58759924
>horny Uncle
>>58754073
>Nicely done Indons
It was too late, one officer got stabbed to death.
>>58759771
she is innocent
nuke SEA monkeys desu
>>58760000
If she's hot I say, why not?
>>58752656
reporting in
>>58760064
Why is she so pale?
ROXAS KEKS, BINAY KEKS, POE KEKS, MIRIAM KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>58759804
>>58759789
>>58759735
>>58759703
The most bullshit I've read on 4chan*
#sayaberbicarabahasainggrisdenganmu
>>58760109
because she's not a filthy SEA monkey
>>58759703
Rude, crude brute.
EID??????
>>58759703
dont bully brunei you chibai
>>58760496
don't bully malay la
we all know malay sia truly asia chibai
>>58760496
Where are you from, mate?
>>58760204
>communist fanatic
>>58760778
the blessed fatherland called the mainland
>>58760204
>duterturds
I bet you are just edgy teen faggot wearing hippie hat and bling-blings. Kill yourself and your kind.
>>58760833
you dont chibai
Pussy stains and lotions on panties
>>58760916
fuck off fag i could slice you up with ease
Quit shitposting and talk about China! No need to be tsundere, we can all share the South China Sea.
>>58760814
