https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpA-IGTt3A4
2am edition
what even are you doing?
I'm going out for dinner soon.
I don't know what to eat.
Give some ideas.
>>58723186
Do they have Mexican food in the UK?
I have always wondered that
>>58723276
Yes, usually tacos, nachos and burritos.
>>58723317
If they also have enchiladas or fajitas you should have that
>>58723375
Yes they do.
I order nachos and burritos each time I have Mexican food though
All you perverts are fucked
>>58723242
Why can't you be with me now ;__;
>>58723640
Maybe so but we ain't cucked
>>58723640
Tracing perverts? in 4chan? LOL
>>58723830
>the dude on the far left
nice
>>58723830
We aren't bules man
>>58723642
because you're married to god
>>58724212
No, I'm married to you :3
>>58724252
meanwhile in both OPs houses
Gtfo flip peasants.
>>58724573
How is that even btfo
>>58724252
no you aren't
Are Rakyats in Far Cry 3 Indonesians?
>>58725461
maoris
>>58725461
Yes Rakyats are supposed to be the descendants of Indogs that migrated to India from the Mapajeet Empire in Java
>>58725754
They speak Malay/Indo tho
>>58725780
>>58725754
>Maoris speaking Bhasa Indonesian on an Island supposedly East of Papua
makes no sense
>>58726095
I always thought that they were a mishmash
>>58726095
overnight? stay with me
>>58725149
More like yes :3
Sakurahime a shit
Kaka
>>58726764
why overnight ?
>>58727350
Just fucked up sleep schedule. Are you doing an assignment or something?
>>58727482
cant sleep and fucking on deadline
>>58727551
lewd
>>58727551
>deadline
Same. This assignment is killing me.
>>58727200
Flipbong a cuck
>>58727651
fuck you, try to be a terminal procrastinator
>>58723640
>Cybercrime division
>just a bunch of shitty Dells
>not even running Gentoo
>they probably don't know about the Deep Web and only browse porn sites everyday
>all those script kiddies
>>58723135
Masturbating.
>>58727804
but I am
I give myself an hour,then 30 mins,then 10mins,then ,then 2 minutes before working
>>58728025
even before I sleep
>>58727149
>>58728141
If you are with me right now I would give you a kiss after saying that
>ERP
>LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
Architecture
More like architorture
God kill me pls
>>58729354
at least you are a professional, i am not.
>>58729153
>ERP
what the fug is that
>>58729886
erotic role play
I'm a girl btw
>>58730066
sadly to say,
post tits or GTFO
and timestamped
>>58727925
>Deep web
>Almost all the sites are pretty much ded
>No new OC
>Literally FBI honeypot
Nah, why even bother.
>>58730120
b-but this is a blue board!
>>58730244
imgur link?
>>58727925
Believing the meme
>>58730244
post face pic with timestamp instead
>>58730244
This >>58731006
Face and Time stamp are enough.
OP please deliver
>>58731006
I'm an anime girl desu
>>58731349
How about be a 3D girl for a change
>>58731556
sorry
I am really a boy and a lier
didn't think anyone would believe me
hahahaha
>>58731674
hehehehehehehhehee
kerja tak siap, mati kali ni
>>58731349
Stop posting my waifu, anon.
>>58731653
Show us some of your boy pics instead
>>58731804
fine, I don't like to post [spoiler]coalburners[/spoiler] anyway
>>58731880
no, I'm a tall skinny twig
Once I become a real man I'll let people see
>>58732122
I'm skinny too :3
So how about you show us
>>58732218
Dude. You're so desperate.
You post clingy stuff in every thread.
>>58732218
Are you short?
short and skinny people are cute ~<3
>>58732497
Only here. I don't act like this irl
>>58732507
Is 180cm short to you?
>>58732218
i want to chubby with hidden muscle so that girls love to hug me and i will not hurt their bony pelvic or ass during pounding
>>58732716
I'm 10cm taller than you so yes
Now Im back after two days of being banned for postiog dancing naked Russian man kicking swinging midget pirate
>>58731996
>spoiler
>on /int/
>>58732897
This is an advanced level of [spoiler]irony[/spoiler]
>>58732718
What are you waiting for then? Makan-lah!!
>>58732783
Guess I'm short and cute :3
>>58732858
I had been banned 3 days for posting yuri with nipples
>>58733157
>implying i am not an overweight ugly looking NEET
>>58733157
R u gril?
I may be short now, but I get tall 4 u bby
>>58733254
It's ok anon, there's always hope :)
>>58733559
No, I'm just a boi ;____;
>>58733678
But are you a girly boi..?
>>58734849
Yes
>>58735125
>>58734849
That's pretty gay
I wish I was a cute boi but I'm just too tall
>>58735412
baka baka, it's not!!
I only wanna be a cute little cat for a qt girl ;___;
>>58735461
If you show us your face, we can help you see whether you are cute or not
wakey wakey
shill cuckies
Gawds! I'll be going on work again tonight.
My workmates will surely confront me about my lewd wechat profile.
Fml.
>>58735662
Yeah. My gaydar's getting readings that are off the charts
Are you this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4iwzS4Na0
>>58735662
Its not the right type to be cute but every time I've posted I've been told its the right chin, frame, and everything else to be aesthetic if I just built muscle
wish it was cute but at least I can be aesthetic so at least I'm not ugly
I'm going to get aesthetic once my exams are don and then all the cute people will really like me
>>58735839
Update us on it famalam
>>58735878
Nay, I don't think it would be fulfilled anytime soon
Femdom's not gay
>>58736002
Yes, that could work. You'll become handsome and manly for cute girls
Good morning lads
>>58735878
That pope impersonator looks just like the real thing
holy crap
10/10
>>58736149
I'll make a draft of my resignation letter later as I watch GoT.
>>58736281
Why do Australian and nz outsource their hr here?
>>58736420
why?
>>58736420
Are your coworkers pissed about it? Or are they just teasing you?
>>58736481
For many reasons. The discovery of my wechat account just put the final nail in the coffin.
>>58736715
Later I'll find out. My informant is quite shocked about it.
>>58736836
Couldn't you tell them all to just buzz off and mind their own business since all that isn't even work related?
Also, good luck man
>>58735878
>the 90's in one video
>>58736954
I can deny but they wor be believing me.
Plus, I plan to apply in Cityhall after they lift the freeze hiring due to election.
Cant wait to serve the republic and mayor.
Wag kang iiyak kahit mahalata mong masaya siya sa piling ng iba. Ni ang malungkot, iwasan mo. Malay mo, hiniling din niyang maging masaya ka kahit na alam niyang hindi na maari kasi wala na siya.
>>58737612
Looks like you got it all planned out.
Tell us how your coworkers and boss react though :3
Why do half Malay chinks look so young and cute? after a month of contemplating on a name of this qt I met in London I remembered her name, no stopping me this time :3
>>58735839
>tfw holiday on Monday
>tfw exams starts on Tuesday
I-Its like calm before the storm for me wish me luck!!
>>58738865
My exams start on the 27th till the 10th of June.
Can't believe I have shitty finance assignment to ruin my long study break.
At least I won't be doing this alone since I'll meet up with some coursemates 2morro to help each other out.
Good luck cuck.
My name's Flipbong and I love getting cucked
My name's Blake and I love cucking Indons
My name's Tyler and I love sex tourism
>>58741533
Yes, hello this is the Thai wife agency, how many would you like? and how big the penis?
>>58741592
Yes, I would like one wife for me and one for my buddy Justin. I have a 5 inch white cock and erectile disfunction.
>>58741686
Sorry you misunderstood, how big would you like your Thai wife's penis to be?
>>58741793
A few inches larger than mine and without erectile disfunction.
Somebody needs to pump out that semen, and I sure as hell can't
Neither can Justin, seeing as diabetes took his leg
good morning, sex slaves
dingin
>>58742080
You are my sex slave.
>>58742278
Dingin dari mananya gan?
Orang udah panas gini
Tomboys are for ______?
>>58742445
it's maybe hot in china now
but it's cold in indonesia
>>58736766
context?
>>58742625
>>58742545
commie princess
>>58742545
sex
hnnnngggg
>>58742545
fucking really hard to turn them back into girls
>>58742382
<3
“Humanap kayo ng flag ng Singapore, susunogin ko putangina” -Duterte
>cut ties with Australia
>cut ties with america
>will burn Singapore flag
desu isolationanism couls make us better in the long run
>>58743937
>>58743849
edgy as fuck
>>58743839
Wanna do anal?
>>58743849
embarrassing tbqhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9-Lwpgfd1E
is this pinoys?
>>58744275
Manila cancer squatters
yes.
hope they get genocided. fucking degenerates.
>>58743937
re-colonization by the US would better desu
>>58744399
typical coward flip answer as usual
>>58744034
If she's your sex SLAVE, why are you asking, you beta fuckwit?
stop posting anime la
>>58744484
crabs are itchy today
just say that what happens if province faggs goes to the city
>>58744526
I'm merely giving the illusion of consent.
>>58742545
>>58744717
Clever. That's how you control them, yes?
>>58744484
>can see the manila skyline
>t-that's not manila g-guys
did i hit a nerve, junjun? stop shitposting, pick up your club and shiv, and go back in the streets to harass civilians to give you free money for your daily dose of methamphetamine.
>>58744756
Of course. You gotta make it clear that whatever they do wouldn't matter.
>>58744774
I wasn't implying it was not manila tho
just very cowardly
Why cant I get excited on Dutdut's rhetoric unlike with Mister Trump and Im not even a bule.
>>58744860
>>58744774
>>58744399
And they say federalism cannot lead to balkanization here
top kek, all it takes is one video for a flip to flop
>>58744732
i thought you got b&
>>58744858
No. That's where you tell them what to do. I mean give them the illusion of choice while keeping them on a leash and making them afraid to act, but not so terrified that they behave like a cornered animal.
Care to explain your methods?
>>58723135
>>>/ck/7629861
I realised /ck/ is too white. Let's enrich that board with our multiculture, anon kuns!
>>58744996
Vote for trump to make anime real.
>>58744946
Why?
>>58744996
Usually I treat slaves with benevolence but any act of disobedience will result in harsh punishment.
Before I do anything to them, I give choice and the illusion of consent but not such that whatever choice made is to my own satisfaction and pleasure.
If they fail to perform to satisfaction, I'll deprive them of certain things. If they do their job well, I will reward them.
The trick is to make it such that their satisfaction comes from doing your bidding through conditioning them.
>>58745313
So then basically what I was saying, but in much more detail.
Oh, you.
>>58744860
>cowardly
how?
>>58742685
>install wechat for lewd purposes
>have a profile pic of me headless taken in Sogo wearing a jock strap
>didn't know that my mobile number can be linked thru the account
>one workmate sees my profile for unknown reason
>decided to share his discovery while im on leave due to laziness
>one co-worker confronted me about that which I denied having that app
>realize it's futile and will affect my long term relationship with them about it
just play dumb like no wonder you were getting random messages
maybe the person in wechat input their number wrong
>>58744909
Because hes rhetoric sounds street level tier
the things he says are what you expect people in that music video or someone who is ignorant would say on a daily basis
>>58745193
underage ban
>>58745640
That wasn't me.
Ikaw yung pinakamagandang bagay na dumating sa akin, kaya hinding hindi ko hahayaan na basta basta ka na lang mawawala sakin.
Takin' requests
WEW I PASSED MY PHYSICS CLASS WITH AN 89
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KEEPING UP THAT HOPE SCHOLARSHIP
/cum/'s no fun so I thought I'd share it with you all instead.
>>58745935
if you vote for Trump's we will allow you here
>>58746015
Of course.
>>58745935
Grade in alphabets?
I get B in physics class, most of classmate gets C or BC. Getting above B is hard as fuck here. Most teachers uses normal distribution, and their μ is C or BC.
>>58745494
>workmate sees my profile for unknown reason
maybe you coworker installed the app himself and have seen a weird pic on a jock strap in his contacts, which happens to be you.
>>58745935
t. Alejandro
>>58746096
89 is a B
90 to 100 is an A
>>58746154
My birth name is Hyde.
That's English.
>>58746232
Eh good for you lad.
I thought you get B+ or something.
>>58746263
It is B+.
But the "+" carries no meaning as far as I'm aware.
Anyways, am I honorary /asean/ now?
I love you long time
>>58746339
anything that ain't du30/roxas shills, regional wars, and anime/erp are welcome m8.
>>58743937
Since almost the entire economy of Philippines is based on remittances from abroad, i doubt isolation is a good choice
>>58745567
Haha. That's my initial plan tbqh, hoped it works.
But it won't change my mind that I will be quitting in a few months, I'll just have to milk them out with my sl and vl.
>>58746115
>i cant help it if im sexy as hell in that pic though.
>>58746577
>erp
Then what's up with that one brit/flip pair that keep trying to sex each other?
It's pretty gay tbtaehwymnfaal
>>58746577
is bubble allowed
>>58746339
B+ is 3.25/4 right? and B is 3/4.
Yes, lad.
>>58746611
The Philippines can survive isolationism for 100 years, resource-wise. Even Japan survived isolationism even though their country is just mostly huge mountains.
>>58746751
No. B+ is 3.4
At least, I have an 89 average through all of high school and my GPA is 3.4
>get B or less than 90 in physics
>happy
fatfuck i swear
>>58746718
>>58745790
why are asian torsoes so long in relation to their legs?
>>58746755
Aren't flips the most powerful race?
>>58746848
As long as I keep up my Hope Scholarship, which is a free ride through college, I'm happy
>>58746849
We're only powerful if we spread our legs. ;)
Putang
Ina
>>58746755
>resource-wise.
top kek
>>58746755
>>58746904
>>58746964
Doit, flips! MPGA! Build WALLS and make china pay for it!
>>58746909
Kontol
>>58746904
You can't fool me, ladyboy
I'm as straight as a jab with a sword
>>58746904
But only if ur gril desu
>>58747541
we are all girls here
>>58747573
I find that hard to believe
timestamp right eye
>>58746683
what I'm trying to say is, we need something fresh because these erp and shills are derailing the once chill /asean/ threads.
>>58747738
Sure. Then let's talk chill.
Got my cat sitting next to me.
Anyone else have pets?
>>58747738
Let's talk about waifus.
>>58747738
let's talk about you,how are you today?
>>58746683
that brit is /sea/men abroad
trillanes just btfo'd duterte
>>58747884
I'm sure you always talk waifus
Cats desu
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CATS
>>58748023
I don't know much about cats but I know I wanna lick Tracer's pussy.
>federalism is activated
>manila citities keeps all the monies
>provinces starve off with their dirt roads and dead crops
its a good idea
>>58748065
That character's got a man jaw
>>58748014
basically trillanes handed over the affidavit that dutertes camp had been demanding he prepare first before opening the account.
but lo and behold dutertes camp backpedaled again and refused to show the past transactions...only the current balance of the account. LOL
a duterte presidency will be a flip flop backpedal disaster
source: balitanghali just interviewed trillanes
>>58748085
yer mum's got a man jaw
free gfs in this thread
>>58742888
>>58742888
>>58742888
>>58742888
>>58742888
I cashed in for a qt flip gf
>>58747738
>asean now
Dutdut vs Manila
>asean then
Anime pictures
Rather have shilling tb.h, weebs are far more cancerous
>>58747806
not me but my siblings have few toy dogs. worst thing is, they're not potty trained yet so it's quite a hassle cleaning up after them after a long tiring day.
>>58747884
im into 3d doe.
>>58747917
aside from the humid heat, i'm fine i guess. how about (You)?
>>58748269
You're mine now.
I love you <3
>>58748345
I got 2 fans blowing on me.I might get a champ for lunch
>>58747738
how about a meetup
I dont carry a knife btw
OKAY its a a small knife but not that big
Talking to a flip girl on facebook.
How do I convince her that I'm not a no-life while admitting that I don't drink?
Plus, she's 19 and I'm 18, and drinking isn't allowed until you're 21 here anyways.
>>58748517
just be yourself
>>58748610
I mean, she told me that if she ever visited the US, I'd have to give her a tour, and I told her we should make that tour a date. She agreed.
Later on, she told me she went to a party, and I said "aww - why didn't you bring me ;_:" and she said "lol I'll have to come get you next time huh?", so it's safe to say we're on flirting grounds now.
But I don't want to ruin it, still.
I'll walk on eggshells forever.
>>58748689
>mfw you're already friend-zoned and you don't even realise it
>>58748733
Am I really? I asked her on a date, though.
How is that friendzone?
>>58748733
Hell, man. I even told her I liked her. She said I was cute.
>>58748336
if you just discovered /asean/ last month then I can say that your input is true.
>>58748405
sure. meet me in sulu airport later at 3pm. bring tons of cash too. me and my brothers will blow your mind with that we're going to do the next few days.
>>58748517
>dance party bar
hehe
Feels good these politicians are on their knees and suck off the INCocks
>>58748811
>hehe
But what does it mean?
>>58748517
classic bar scam
>>58748841
Explain
>>58748733
These girls want to fuck, not fall in love and get married
>>58748836
I don't know about the others but going to such places suggests that the attendee is most likely a slut.
>>58748963
I see.
Then I certainly won't keep my hopes up.
>>58749018
yes, prepare for the worst. and hopefully, you don't get scammed by magically sending cash over some "disastrous" incidents like what the other foreigners are doing.
Yfw Pacquiao will be the president of the Philippines in 2022 and Trump is on his 2nd term as USA president
>>58723135
ebin
>>58749181
why is trump sitting next to a mexican?
>>58749148
This.
Hoping her love is genuine towards american anon.
>>58749148
>>58749252
Oh, thanks! <3
I have some ground rules for this, though:
1: If she asks for cash in any way, shape, or form, it's over
2: I'm not going to the Philippines to meet her. The Philippines are a shithole. I know this because my sister's BF is Filipino and he tells me that it is, with vivid descriptions of why it is.
3: If she ever comes to the US, I choose the date. It'll be places I know and my family will know where I am at all times.
This way, if she likes me back, everything will go smoothly, and if she doesn't and eventually tries to scam me or harvest my kidneys, she won't be able to.
Are there any more rules I need?
>theres an underage burger on this thread
>>58749309
saying that PH is a shithole is quite an overstatement 2bh.
some people go for the long con. they'd let you believe that they don't care about your money and when you're already in a deep relationship, they'd slowly pull a gibsmedat that you can't, for some reason, refuse.
ofc not all of them are scums, but the probability that they are is quite high. just a heads up.
>>58749451
>indonesian detects someone who's underage
>immediately turns diamonds
heh
>>58749530
Of course. I'm not doing a long-distance relationship.
If she ever wants this to go anywhere with me, she'll have to move to the US. I'm aware of the cons in long distance. My father was a master con artist. I've seen it all. And, again - if she does want to move to the US, I'm not buying those tickets or that VISA.
>>58749309
You really should go to the Philippines and meet her. You will never know if you are getting scammed until you see her in her own environment. It is also worth it to find out how her family supports themselves. If none of them are working overseas in a first-world country then you will be the one supporting them.
>>58749649
>You should fall for the scam so you'll know it's not a scam
There are so many bagworms in my room
>>58749560
What area of philippines is this girl from anyways?
>>58749649
I don't want to lose a kidney famalam
Plus, even if I haven't liked any of the ones I've met, yet, I'm not hopeless if this doesn't work out.
Girls like me, I think. A lot of them try to talk to me for no reason. I exchanged contact info with some qt britbong after only two bus rides where we chatted, and the contact info was legit.
>>58748689
sex dourisds never learn
>>58749708
Luzon. That's one of the better parts, from what I've heard, but I still refuse to go to the Philippines.
>>58749716
>sex tourist
Read further in the thread. I'm not a sex tourist. Not even looking for sex, senpai.
>>58749723
Luzon is just the island that Manila is on. If all she told you was that she is from Luzon then she is probably a scammer.
POST QTS OR I RIOT
>>58749710
Just skype with her awhile and see how it goes.
>>58749771
Nahh. She named a town, and I looked it up on google maps. Just too lazy to log into FB right now
>>58749793
Sure. I'll try that in a few days.
Need to organize my room first, then.
>>58749786
Still taking requests
>>58749744
that's what they all say at first
you will still end up having sex with multiple pinay
>>58749840
No. I really won't.
I'm a devout Christian who absolutely does not sway in his morals. I don't drink, I don't do drugs, even though I've had plenty of opportunities to do both (and even legally, since I used to live in Europe), and I don't do sex tourism.
Absolutely not, my memester friend.
>>58749882
Remember to buy a Trump Tower condo from me Ameribro if you decide to live here in the Philippines.
Help a fellow anon out Ameribro, need mo shekels to turn my life around.
Quick fellow Flips, get out off the country before Duterte wins and declare isolationism.
>>58749901
>>>>>
Oh, absolutely. I'll dump all my life's savings into you. I'm not getting scammed, right?
>>58749950
w-what happens if he declares isolationism? No leaving?
>>58750014
Since Duts is friend with NPA, Phils would be NoKor in SEA.
>>58750055
Oh, shit.
No more qt flip waifus, then, huh?
>>58750087
No, qt flip waifus will now be really rare.
>>58750087
there are still alot there in commiefornia
>>58749950
>declare isolationism
He'll cut off ties to America, Japan and Australia and will align with China, North Korea, Cambodia and Russia while Joma Sison comes home to a national hero's welcome
>>58750169
Absolute mad man.
