>Dad wants me to go out and buy him some lotto tickets.
>Get dressed.
>Put my headphones in and start listening to some nasheeds for the journey because I like the sound of it.
>Enter gas station and see an Arab working the graveyard shift.
>Get a lotto ticket and as I'm about to hand in the cash I dislocate my headphones with my thumb.
>Nasheeds begins to blast outload.
>All that can be heard is "Allahu Akbar".
>Sweating intensifies.
>The Arab man takes my money and as he hands me some change he looks me dead in the eye.
>Nods his head with a grin and tells me, " soon it'll be our time, brother".
>>58751440
>visiting wife's son's family for the first time
>wife's son is a sandnigger
>he's been telling me how nice is family is
>skip a few days
>travel the cuntry side to the party
>arrive at the house
>open the door
>10/10 qt babe shows up and shows me in
>forget to take off shoes
>10/10 reminds me
>take off shoes
>go inside
>arab music blasted at full volume
>food everywhere
>flirt with qt arab girl
>eventually the party started dying down
>she asks if i want to continue flirting in private
>say yes
>she leads me to a room
>we start flirting some more
>touching eventually becomes groping
>get asked to undress her
>start undressing
>just as i finished taking off her shirt
>somebody opens the door
>we get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
>>58751440
>>Dad wants me to go out and buy him some ice cream.
>>Get dressed.
>>Put my headphones in and start listening to some bollywood soundtracks for the journey because I like the sound of it.
>>Enter shop and see an Indian working the afternoon shift.
>>Get an ice cream and as I'm about to hand in the cash I dislocate my headphones with my thumb.
>>Bollywood soundtrack begins to blast outload.
>>All that can be heard is "poo in loo".
>>Sweating intensifies.
>>The Indian man takes my money and as he hands me some change he looks me dead in the eye.
>>Nods his head with a grin and tells me, " that is not chocolate".
>>58751440
>>58751674
>>58751870
pretty weak to be truthful mates.
>>58751939
>coming from no zeland
>>58752002
>usa
MORE LIKE POO S A
>>58752018
>says the irrelevant shithole
YOU WILL NEVER BE AUSTRALIA
>>58752044
>he says as he has 50 WHOLE SOMALIAN flags on his flag
>be me
>do thing
my mate who used to work in a shop next door to an arab head shop swore he heard them play the isis theme song multiple times a day.
>>58752044
police abusing power and acting as judge, jury and executioner
majority of people living in relative poverty compared to those who are favored by the elite who live like kings
716 people per 100,000 in prison, second only to north korea
life expectancy outside of cities is lower than algeria and bangladesh
crumbling infrastructure (one in nine bridges are structurally deficient)
typical resident thinks they are living in an amazing utopia compared to other countries due to being fed propaganda about the rest of the world
You live in a literal 3rd world shit-hole
>>58752044
>usa
MORE LIKE DOO S A
>>58752086
>not calling us Malaysia
fuck off you Chinese knock off
>>58752133
Literally all of that only applies to blacks or poor people.
>>58752151
Not one, not two, not even ten, but
>50
>WHOLE
>ENTIRE
>SOMALIAN
>FLAGS
>>58752137
>>58752099
>>58752018
>>58752170
why are we being flooded with fake chinese knock off australians?
>>58752189
t. Jamal Robinson
>>58752189
t. Jamal Robinson
>>58752189
t. Jamal Robinson
>be me when I was 9 years old
>dad tells me he'll take me to an amusement park
>wait outside all day for him
>never shows up
>or the day after
>found out he went to go get high with a whore instead and spent all his money and I probably won't hear from him for another few months again
haha that joker
>>58752201
>>58752222
>>58752240
>AUSTRALIAN FLAG WITH RED DOTS
>CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH OWN FLAG
>HAS TO COPY AUSTRALIA
>>58752256
t. Jamal Robinson
>>58752189
T Jamal Robinson
>>58752256
t. Jamal Robinson
>>58752278
>>58752283
>>58752305
t. chinese knock offs
>>58752256
t. Muhammed "Shariah for the US" ibn Faruq al-Somali
>>58752278
t. ching
>>58752278
t. chang
>>58752338
It's just banter man don't take it so seriously
>>58752346
t. Jamal Svenson
>>58752338
>>58752346
>>58752357
t. Jamal Robinson
>>58752369
>>58752341
>>58752388
t. ching chang
>>58752398
t. Jamal Robinson
>>58751939
>>58752018
>>58752086
>>58752099
>>58752131
>>58752133
>>58752137
>>58752170
>>58752201
>>58752222
>>58752240
>>58752278
>>58752283
>>58752305
>>58752341
>>58752369
>>58752387
>>58752388
>>58752425
>be nozeland
>get ching changed
>be in turkey
>riding to my aunt
>see amusement park
>arrive
>wake up
>rush to amusement park in the morning
>ask staff how to get on the attractions
>it's closed
>be upset, really really upset
>one young boy runs up to me, has a short chat with me
>tells me his uncle runs this place and asks me what I want to ride first
>don't believe him
>he tells a guy to start some ride
>...
So I was able to ride every main attraction. They didn't even accept my money.
I think it was the nicest thing a stranger ever did for me.
>>58752488
>be USA
>unironically have 50
>ENTIRE
>SOMALIAN
>FLAGS
>on their flag
Each one has its own pledge too!
>>58752531
chang'd
>>58752086
>>58751440
But music stops playing when you take out headphones
>>58752559
based mong
whos that other faggot?
why is he posing?
>>58752553
>>58752559
>50
>SOMALIAN
>FLAGS
What a shocker!
>be american
>be fat ugly and stupid
>whole world hates you because you are fat and dumb
>eat burgers to satisfy the soul numbing realisation you will die alone
It's a vicious cycle imo
>>58752594
>be nozeland
>get chang'd
there used to be nasheed threads on /pol/ and there were some real bangers.
been trying to find some of the really good ones but it's hard when you can't speak arabic and don't remember the names
>>58752636
>be USA
>have 50 WHOLE SOMALIAN FLAGS
>get cucked by SOMALIANS
>have the average intelligence of a SOMALIAN
These similarities are scandalous at the absolute least!
>>58752700
saleel al-swaarin
>>58752720
>be china
>>58752785
>be china
>buy out houses in 50malia
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58752822
>be china
>not actually china
>>58752700
I found some but they were literally Al hayat media centre isis ones.
I asked theguy if he was in isis and he said"no..." but i think he was lying
They have all been deleted now but fuck they were good tunes
>>58752868
t. zhang pingpong
A daily reminder it is perfectly acceptable and legal to preemptively bomb any muslims that you suspect having terroristic tendencies
