I am so fucking sick of Americans on this board. I don't care about your heritage and I don't care how many wars you have won. Military strength isn't everything you spastics. The only reason you love your military so much is because its the only almost good thing you have going for you.
Every country in the world just needs to gang up and fucking invade America. Just EMP the whole country and then pound it with bomb after bomb.
Canada can be invaded too.
>>58750523
This poster does not represent all Australians.
they are being invaded lol
at least we still have some credit as fuck off we're full: the country
>muh heritage
>bringing on Doomsday
pls don't
>>58750523
I thought Australians were banned from making threads
wew lad
[spoiler]Glad this wasn't the case[/spoiler]
>>58750523
still triggered about American G.I's fucking Aussie women during WW2 eh?
lmfao, you grandpa probably got cucked by one of us.
>>58750644
>us
Don't group yourself with people that get laid
>>58750523
>Canada can be invaded too.
Try it Koala-nigger
>>58750523
I read this thread in an angry dogs voice lol
>>58750719
kek
>>58750747
>tfw leader is total cuck cake
>he will make weed legal tomorrow I just know it
>>58750719
Savage
>Australians eat stinky poopies
Calm down chaps, lads, barbies, whatever you aussies call yourself. Settle down now. It's all a bit of fun
>>58750849
FUN IS GONE
THIS ISNT BANTER ANYMORE
this is war my friend
>>58750719
>get
>present tense
>that feel when you are now imagining a really old ass man banging hot Aussie chicks
>feel the urge to fap
wew lad grandpa is cucking me too
>>58750803
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year of the DUDE
>>58750719
sure showed me dude
I bet you have an American G.I in your family
You even created cuckporn about it lmfao
>Every country in the world just needs to gang up and fucking invade America.
>MFW they still lose
>>58750897
Because your troops were such pussies they couldn't even fight in guinea.
>>58750860
>Emu shock troops standing by
Prepare your anus.
>>58750913
>tfw five years ago, you lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye... and the world just fuckin' watched.
>>58750950
>>58750993
*3000 and it was 15 years ago
AND DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET IT
>>58750913
>destroy all the fast food """restaurants """"
>US surrenders the next day
OP likes dick in his butt haha
>>58750999
Americucks getting rekt
>>58751018
>destroy all the fast food """restaurants """"
>there's twice as many a week later
emu war all over again
Why fighting? Australia is just like America but with less people and higher prices.
Similarities:
>genocide of indigenous people, remaining are alcoholics
>founded by the absolute dregs of British society
>New Zealand : Australia : : Canada : America
>pretty much no culture
>disproportionate wealth from plundering previously untapped natural resources
>cults
>populated areas on coasts with lots of nothing inland
need I go on?
>>58751289
sounds more like the war on drugs
>>58751372
>founded by the absolute dregs of British society who's descendants went on to eclipse the folks back home
FTFY
>>58751372
This desu
>>58750523
>Canada can be invaded too.
does this mean we are relevant?
agreed. Americans are cancer of the Earth
>>58750993
what the hell are you talking about?
>>58751491
Only Putin can save the white race. Please invade.
>>58751467
I'll invade your boipussi, faggot
>>58751585
>boipussi
Even when it's used jokingly, this is the gayest fucking word of all time
>>58751667
that's the point you faggot
now spread that boipucci
>>58751667
>Canadians and Americans turning on each other
>>58751667
Don't be mean to brother
>>58751725
Not falling for it again. USA USA USA!
hey whats up /int/heads im about to take a big rip off my vapestick who up
>>58750999
Checked.
>>58751516
CODMW2
>ITT: Butthurt Aussies who can't handle a little bants
I smell the liberators!
>>58750913
Why will France try to destroy the greatest country in the world that we help build?
>>58751551
only Putin is able to withdraw you, disgarceful mericans,
