why are ameripoops so mad about our complete and utter destruction of their white house?
can't we put this behind us?
>>58746697
they are about to elect a canadian to the cuckshed. our revenge hasn't even truly come yet.
>>58746726
>revenge
for what?
>>58746746
they invaded and massacred our civillians while our men were fighting napoleon 'early access hitler' bonaparte in europe.
>>58746746
For not letting you guys win a Stanley cup in almost 23 years
It's alright buddy, I brought your national dish to calm you down. Must be difficult being a leaf
>>58746818
>10x population
>1/2 stanley cups
embarrassing
>>58746697
>our complete and utter destruction of their white house?
Hint: the British did that, not y'all
>>58746895
ya and the british revolted against the british in your taliban style insurgency
dumbass
>>58746856
>counting pre-historic cups
pathetic
>>58746856
>decidedly a culture of hockey
>decidedly a culture of losing
>>58746697
But it wasn't you who burnt it down, dumb canuck
>>58746856
Hockey isn't as popular in the states
>>58746911
Saying the Canadians burnt down the White House is as true as saying the Australians burnt down the White House, because they were both part of the British Empire.
>>58746938
>>58746818
No Canadian teams in the playoffs this year.
>>58746948
>>58746993
>get white house burned down
>b-b-but we are just tied you in hockey with 10x population!
We really should have made that thing less flammable.
Fool me once, etc etc.
>>58747012
>Thinks they burn the white house actually the British
>Hasn't won a cup in 20 years. Even though there """"superior""""" at it
>>58747114
Maple Leafs in a perpetual state of rebuilding
>>58747114
>10x population of canada
>canadian-born players made up 49.7 per cent of the 680 players in NHL
>>58747012
What does population have to do with it? Until last year the largest national makeup of NHL players was Canadian.
But this is about team titles of which 7 teams in the NHL are Canadian with, umm, storied histories.
Or at least used to
>>58747167
>The maple leafs will draft an American with the 1st overall pick this year
>>58746697
What?
I think it's an interesting historical event.
No American that I know actually cares about the war of 1812.
Most of them don't even know it happened.
>>58747193
stop taking the bait you FUCKING RETARD
>>58747207
>canadian was drafted 1st last year
??
>>58747012
>tries to argue superiority
>with a leaf on his flag
Reality is stranger than fiction
>>58747233
> Jagr is the only player still playing since the last time a Canadian team won the Cup
>>58746818
>>58746934
>>58746948
>>58746993
>>58747114
>>58747193
>>58747207
>>58747261
>>58747284
>ask in OP to make amends over the white house destruction
>MUH LAST DECADE OF HOCKEY
why are ameripoops so insecure
>>58747321
Bettman?
>>58747114
We are superior at it. So no Canadian teams are in the playoffs. You know the NHL is 50% Canadian right? Your american teams are Alf Canadian players.
50% Canadian... 25% american. With 1/10 the population. I'd say that's superior.
>>58747321
>asks to make amends over a non-issue
>implying that there was an issue over this non-issue to begin
What's your favorite color, chang?
>>58747387
> the commissioner is American
>>58747405
if its a non issue why are you responding so defensively? your latest post reeks of insecurity btw lol
>>58747387
>So many Canadians in the NHL that every time Canada wins they also lose
kek you're playing against yourself and pretending you're fighting us
fuggin losers
>>58746972
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York
I need a brit's input on this. How pathetic is it that Canadians try to steal your war accomplishments?
a) Very pathetic
b) Extremely pathetic
c) Canadian LEAF tier pathetic
God damn it Canada.
> An American is in charge of Canada's national sport.
>>58747387
You have more players but doesn't mean all of them are A1
>>58746726
>they are about to elect a canadian to the cuckshed
you already elected justin trudeau
>>58747567
>all the best players on American teams are Canadian
>it's a Canada roleplays as England thread
>>58747588
That's true.
But we do have better players. If we didn't, another team/nation would be holding the gold for men's, women's and junior hockey.
>>58747688
How does it feel seeing an American kissing sacred Canadian treasure?
>>58747441
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE COLOR RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL POO IN MY LOO TONIGHT
>>58747795
Honestly I'm not too bothered by it as I don't watch hockey. Probably because I'm from Vancouver and the Canucks couldn't win a cup to save their life.
>>58747795
>>58747732
Last 2 men's Olympics.. Gold.
Last 4 women's Olympics... Gold.
Americans are plebs at hockey.
>>58746697
_____35 REASONS AMERICA IS SUPERIOR TO CRAPPY CANADA______
The number 1 reason America is better than Canada is, it's a no-brainer. We're Americans, you're Canadians. You do the math......................
2- Canada's military is a joke.
3- We have the worlds best military.
4- We don't have an identity crisis.
5- Canada doesn't have millions of people trying to sneak in like we do.
6- We have Las Vegas, Canada has Winnipeg.
7- We have Hollywood, Canada has Vancouver.
8 - We don't have to protect our musicians from competition.
9- We can visit warm, tropical places without leaving our country.
10- The northern 92% of our country is not a frozen wasteland.
11- We have Disney world, you have Canada's wonderland.
12- We have the NFL, you have the CFL.
13- We have NYC, and you have Toronto ;D
14 -We are the center of the universe, and Canada...is not.
15 -Our flag doesn't have a gay maple leaf on it.
16- The world adores American music, not Canadian.
17- The world adores American clothing, not Canadian.
18- The world adores American TV, not Canadian.
19- The world models their country after America, not Canada.
20- We are better looking.
21- Americans have bigger penises.
22- More Canadians move to the USA, than Americans move to crappy Canada, despite the fact that there is 10 times more people in the USA.
23- You have Saskatchewon, and we don't.
24- Americans are ass-kickers.
25- Canadians are ass-kissers.
26- America has 7 times more Olympic Medals.
27 -America has 17 times more Nobel Prizes.
28- There is an AMERICAN flag on the moon, not a Canadian flag.
29- We have the Oscars, you have the Genies.
30- We have Nukes, and Canada doesn't ;P
31- Justin Trudeau.
32- Justin Bieber.
33- Nickelback.
34- We don't have a big part of our country that speak fucking French and wants to be its own country. (How can you blame them though, Canada is fucking lame)
35- The Canadian dollar isn't worth the plastic its printed on.
>>58747862
see point #27 here: >>58747871
>implying Canadians destroyed the White House
>not the British
Nigga there wasnt even a single Canadian regiment in the army that burned down the White House
Canadians just be assmad we burned down one of their shitty ass cities
>>58747862
> women's hockey
>>58746697
you realise an irishman burned the white house not cucknadians
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ross_(British_Army_officer)
