>Australia to spend over $11mn to eradicate carps by releasing herpes virus into rivers
Literally can't make this up, Australians are all going to get herpes from their drinking water
We killed 500 million rabbits out of 600 million in the 50s with myxoma, Australia has a long and illustrious history of successful animal control
>>58744042
>Australia has a long and illustrious history of successful animal control
Yet you still have abbos.
>>58744042
Yet you can't take out a few emus with 10,000 rounds of ammunition
>>58744131
3% of the population and they were successfully holocausted in under a decade in tasmania
>>58744247
It was a moral victory
>it's a Canada attempts to banter thread
Haha epic XDDDDDDDD
>>58744042
>Australia has a long and illustrious history of successful animal control
It's like you're forcing us to meme you up
It's carp. What are they doing wrong?
Can't you just fish them? Wouldn't that be more effective than giving them herpes?
>>58744552
Carp are bottom feeders who fuck up the ecosystem for our native fauna and flora, plus they taste like complete shit so only asians and eastern euro niggers eat them
>>58744574
Export?
>>58744625
how about we export cane toads and foxes too
the priority is destroying them, not making money
>>58744671
Export qt Aussie girls instead
>>58744042
And now the rabbits are immune and multiplying like rabbits.
>>58743921
Joke's on you. They already have herpes.
So who's gonna infect the fish, the men or the women?
>>58744887
trying is what counts
>>58744696
>qt Aussie girls
>wanting a pear shaped gf
>>58744915
Trying and failing is still failing
>>58744932
>he doesn't want a pear shaped gf
>>58744964
No sir I do not