Shan't allow another subject edition Edition
cara
/BALT/
Kyary
literally nothing wrong with being a bigot
people with incorrect views must learn the correct ones or be barred from any influential positions
Is it time?
>>58737467
saturday is karen day.
having a shit is unironically the highlight of my day today
>>58737492
is it really?
>>58737443
agreed
Discovered a cheap thrill, lads. I got a tube of that black face mask stuff women use. I cover my face with it and let it dry out for at least an hour so it goes really tight then slowly, sensuously peel it off. Feels ace desu, taking all the impurities and crud out of my skin too. Planning to use it on my dick next.
>>58737329
Most leather shoes below £200 are not worth buying.
>>58737388
It scared me at first because I didn't know what the fuck had just burst through my curtains but it just lay there on the floor looking kinda cute and I put it in a shoebox and left it at the bottom of the garden.
doge
>>58737561
>not keeping it as a pet
idiot
if you want to know what I'm like, imagine poleaboo but as a wageslave
>>58737515
Yes. It's been that way for over a hundred years now. It's /brit/'s oldest tradition.
Eating melon without a trace of irony here.
We are living in the time known as "hyperreality". The real has become the symbolic, and the symbolic has become the real. Celebrity worship has shifted our brains. The jesters are pulling the strings. The kings are the puppets.
Grown adults are dressing like cartoon characters. Grown men are wishing they were princess ponies. You may say, "Oh, they're just having fun!" Yet this fantasy is in charge of their whole life, so where does the "fun" end and begin?
Grown adults are moving into the age of symbols. Video Games are pushing us further into the age of Hyper reality where we seek simulated stimuli and nothing more.
Virtual Reality will be the end. We will have then fabricated a false reality that is to be consumed as real.
>>58737545
that cat is mental lmfao
>>58737586
>imprisoning animals
>>58737601
Boh, you can tell she's had a few fish fingers in her fanny
kot
>>58737545
what is it called
>>58737599
no but really, is it?
http://hungarianspectrum.org/2015/07/02/the-growing-hungarian-emigration/
>Bulgaria
>low birth rate, high death rate, high rate of abortions, a relatively high level of emigration of young people and a low level of immigration[6]
>Lithuania Lithuania 2014 2,907,000 0.278 low birth rate,emigration
>Albania Albania 2014 2,893,000 0.456 low birth rate, emigration
>Latvia Latvia 2014 1,995,000 0.598 low birth rate,emigration
> Poland 2014 38,484,000 0.075 low birth rate, emigration
deal with it
>>58737590
Rasheed
>>58737630
>>58737648
i don't think it's an actual tradition but last Saturday it definitely was.
>>58737676
citation needed
currently on 4mg of diazepam and 3mg of alprazolam
>>58737676
alri
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2016-scotland-36183370
ahh yes, hold referendums until they eventually get lucky. very impressive.
![[decay of society intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uduQRrw.jpg "[decay of society intensifies].jpg")
I can't believe utter shite like this is actually on TV for young Brits to watch
Fucking disgusting rubbish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a0Q_t_KYjY
they released a map here of all the planes that came down in ww2 of who the crew is still missing
https://localfocus2.appspot.com/572373724d2bd
could go for a swim and find dead brits germans and americans on the bottom of the lake bit scary
>>58737784
If there's grass on the pitch, play ball
>>58737784
nonce
>>58737718
I've done it again
I will never learn
>>58737687
AHAHAHA WHAT IS HE LIKE
>>58737784
I dream of one day smashing a young blonde slag like that
why am i seeing 2 of everything :s
might be going blind lads
hope not LOL
IM GONNA DO IT
>>58737784
HAS COME
>>58737876
close your 2nd eye
so whats going on with Radiohead?
i would like to become president of the united states someday but like
for banter purposes, ya know?
>>58737707
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_decline#Contemporary_decline_by_nation_or_territory
Further down the page...
>Much of Eastern Europe has lost population due to migration to Western Europe
HAXBALL
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who /windows vista/ here
o shit waddup!
I just got annoyed because I was annoyed at something and forgot what I was annoyed at so now I'm annoyed at not remembering what I was annoyed at
H A Z E Y
A
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Y
Any of you lads need a bf? I'd be a really good one ;_;
>>58737911
weirdo
>>58737889
I'm still getting double vision, think i unlocked my 3rd eye :PPP
>>58737911
r u a dog m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt3jPMM42oQ
>>58737467
I think it's time for a nice lethal dose of morphine instead
>>58737928
ey home boy what it do
*gives you daps*
>>58737954
yeah, i could do with one
>>58737911
get windows 7 you bloody stupid idiotic moron
>>58737989
10/10 beard 2bh
what even *are* Americans though?
>>58737911
Vista was so shit that I think everybody has just been trying to repress their memory of it.
>>58737911
Literally why
Are you a sadist?
>>58737994
>>58737928
terrible gimmick
post your favorite shirt in your wardrobe
hard mode: don't get greentexted and fedora'd b other posters for having it/
this is my favorite shirt.
And wot? And wot? And wot? And wot? All in to the club And dance Wot...
>>58738075
It was only shit if your pc couldn't run it desu
Been to Romania,absolute shithole. I'd leave too, but there's still people there
WHY?
>>58738053
Britain's first child and only responsible child
explain this you fucking yanks
>>58738053
the answer is yet to be determined but we will find out in the upcoming race war
>>58738003
Want to go out tomorrow? :)
>>58738118
I unironically really like these shirts
I wish we had DARE classes in England so I could wear this and people would get the meme
>>58737911
hey james :3
>>58738053
clusterfuck of europeans led by brits
About to smoke a DARE lads
morning lads
>>58738053
An experimental biological weapon being tested out on a far away new world that broke containment and now lives in isolation away from the civilised world. It consumes everything it touches.
>>58737911
>James
You've been doxxed
AND THE LAND IS DARK
>>58738167
anime isn't real but it needs to be made real and donald trump is the man to do it
Whats there to ask?
>>58738205
good morning fellow neet
>>58738167
just some cringey nerds having some fun. don't be so bitter all the time. maybe one day you can have fun too.
>>58735079
Which one of you did this?
>>58737954
> I'd be a really good one ;_;
how so?
>>58738118
Didn't they shut D.A.R.E down because it was actually doing more harm than good by showing kids all the cool effects of drugs? I know damn good and well everyone in my school had a fun time wearing the drunk goggles around the classroom.
the pussy was dank
>>58738224
Who are these delectable ladies lad. Give me a fucking bubble so I can have a proper nice wank
>>58738262
where the fuck did you get that photo of me?
>tfw I may live till 2100
Will be genuinely interesting to see how the world turns out
IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105205
>>58738258
honestly its one of the things that first got me interested in drugs.
i more than likely wouldn't have known drugs even existed until i was 13 or 14 without DARE
>>58738256
I'm not bad looking, I'd be really loving and devoted, I'm quite funny and intelligent, I'd be really protective of you. I'm just really shy and not very assertive :(
>>58738286
<cringe>
>>58737807
Made a thread on /pol/ about this.
>>>/pol/72662431
>>58738235
it's a public weekend m8 I ain't no fucking neet
>>>/gif/8498204
thoughts? pretty much is the average american
>>58738333
It's only going to get worse. Sure technological advancements will be interesting and cool as fuck, but the decline in society will eat you up to the point that you'll just want it all to end.
>>58738169
you could pull this off if you're a qt boi irl
>>58737974
poor horse
>>58738333
I'm always surprised by how underwhelmed extremely old people are by the modern world, they don't give a shit
my cum smells a bit fishy but i don't really wanna flop my cocc out for the doctor since i'm not expecting to have sex any time soon
hmm... hope whatever it is doing this doesn't make me infertile
>>58738365
normie scum
>>58738352
>being a sub
DROPPED
>>58738374
Never seen a black Downs before.
>>58738262
he looks sad :(
Lads why are yanks always so happy about everything?
>>58738365
Also what the h*ck is a public weekend?? Idiot lols
It's not a public holiday today either, i just checked.
>>58738400
I actually own that shirt
>>58738440
I wonder that sometimes too, but a lot of things have changed for us growing up as well and we just accept it while thinkings it's the norm, maybe they do too.
>>58738351
Same. When they brought that giant briefcase full of samples of every illegal drug that was so extensive it would've made Hunter S. Thompson jealous, I just about lost my shit at the wondrous variety.
What's fucked up is the D.A.R.E officer who would come to our school ended up having his own son turn to drugs some years later.
It definitely did more harm than good.
>>58738513
social pressure not to be sad
>>58738440
I find the opposite desu. Last year I showed my granddad Google street view and we went around the city he grew up in but hasn't visited in decades and he was blown away, finding his way around, seeing how things had changed.
Same as when I show him realistic vidya and things like Skype, he's always amazed.
>I wish we had DARE classes in England
>>58738513
its just a facade we put on, we are probably the most depressed
Can't stop eating
>>58738559
w-what?
>>58738566
YANK DETECTED
YANK DETECTED
>>58738333
really will be interesting, one of the main reasons i want to live to be very old. would love to see how the world evolves over the years and would love to see what its like in the next century.
>>58738389
who knows?
we could go through a 2nd renaissance of sorts. we're probably already living in it as we speak with the internet and all of this interconnectedness and access to knowledge and ideas from all over the world. we're in the infancy of a new stage. shit sometimes looks like its getting bad when you look at sensationalist media but i don't think its all that bad, there's probably much more good being done in the world right now than there is bad, its just not reported or focused on as much. we're going through a big technological renaissance and i think we need a new humanistic/philosophical renaissance of sorts to balance things out, but i think that will come with time as we collectively find our feet. im kind of optimistic about the future. people will always do stupid shit but they'll always find ways to do great shit too.
>>58738470
>>58738450
I'm not a sub :( this is why qt guys aren't interested in me I think, I'm too much of a needy pushover. Wish I was more manly.
what is cheeky nandos?
>>58738581
*puts willy on plate*
>>58738620
R A R E
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>>58738513
Because they have the world by the throat right now. They have every right to be happy about life.
Once their empire collapses, as all empires do, they will be as cynical and bitter as us.
>>58738646
A meal taken amongst friends at a Nandos restaurant, tha is "cheeky" because it is done outside standard service times
>>58738440
maybe some of the old people you meet act very "too cool" and blasé towards technology to impress you, to make you think that they already know all about that shit.
but privately they're probably like "holy shit, porn has never been this good"
>>58738646
come to my house and i'll show you
>>58738620
Looks the same as any other Chink kek
>>58738620
literal mongoloid
>>58738640
why don't u lift
>>58738620
Fucking hell... Even Asian downs look identical to white downies. Something about that lost chromosome just makes everyone of them look the same.
So far since I've had dinner I've had
2 bowls of crisps
1 mix snack thing of nuts raisins and some other stuff
1 dip thing with bread sticks
3 white chocolate biscuit things
1 big biscuit thing
2 sake kitkats
and 2 glasses of lemonade, about to get a 3rd
>>58738662
*rips it off and eats it*
>>58738389
>>58738608
>>58738440
I mostly just care about the scientific advancements and major global events
Maybe we'll live through another world war, who knows
However the scientific advancements will seem pretty boring since we're slowly living through/with them
>>58738581
*puts rat poison on plate*
>>58738541
a lot of the social programs from when we were kids were misguided as fuck lel
>>58738566
Emergency protocol enacted.
>>58738527
yeah combined long weekend and public holiday hahahaha and it's a public holiday in memecity la
>>58738701
thanks 8v)
>>58738719
where do you live? I will be in Birmingham for a 20 hour layover this summer.
What type of birds are these lads? Found them chilling at the end of my garden
>>58738746
you mean extra chromosome
am i late have i missed god i feel terrible im such a twot ent i
>>58738646
its when a girl or a guy jerks you off from behind and under you and drinks your cum from under your legs
made popular by the famous half puerto rican/ half scouse manwhore "Fernando" aka Nando
>>58738753
a typical american meal innit
DARE made me extremely fearful of cigarettes, an issue which later manifested in sever OCD when I in middle school
I had to see a psychiatrist when I was like 13 because I would not stop licking myself and coating my body in febreze and hand sanitizer
Seriously fuck DARE, it made me go literally insane
And the worst part is I was drinking, smoking weed, and chewing tobacco by the age of 15 too
>>58738817
the ones that fly
>>58738646
>>58738826
very much so, they were extremely disappointed
>>58738832
I'm STILL hungry
what is wrong with me
>>58737807
Do you have any good Peters mate?
>>58738826
ye, lanc did a sleep and maybe are ky did too
eating vegemite and fairy bread
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT
My dream is to make a /brit/ thread and it has more than 300 replies
>>58738817
Ask Lindybeige, he knows everything.
>>58738737
Might do
>>58738817
Look like blackbirds
>>58738765
biggest tech advancement i'm interested in is waiting for them to make VR more and more realistic, should be a real game changer
>>58738867
(You)
>>58738811
newcastle
>>58738802
Ahh okay, I only checked public holidays for Sydney. Have a nice day off work.
>>58737911
fuck off James
>>58738904
do it desu
i'd rather be raped than have a pucci bf
>>58738913
>>58738765
>VR
Look up the term "hyperreality"
>>58738913
Driverless cars should be pretty cool, but missing out on the driving experience will be sad
I feel as if everything has already been invented, we're just improving current inventions, but who knows maybe there will be some new interesting things
what is the best straight to dvd film and why is it millions?
>>58738940
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36183444
hey sorry need an explanation for this thanks x
*pukes*
>>58738991
actually it's The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends
>>58738990
if driverless cars become a thing will driving a car become fedora tier?
>>58738940
thanks la will do
>biggest tech advancement i'm interested in is waiting for them to make VR more and more realistic, should be a real game changer
>>58739038
*holds your hair back*
New star wars is utter bollocks
no sense of plot progression at all
no tension
complete shit
how do i make a thread that doesn't die with one reply
>tfw I genuinely believe in solipsism
ie I believe that I'm actually imagining life and people are just things to convince me that I'm living something real
Am I crazy
>>58738853
>>58738861
oh theyll have my head for this im sure
>lanc did a sleep
does this imply theyve postponed it?
>>58739077
yes, the plan is tomorrow at 9 if you're around, otherwise it'll be good bad and tugly
>>58738866
>vegemite
>>58739061
Probably just a thing older people will do
>>58739069
feliqt is in it, so I'm watching it
>>58739060
never understood the hype surrounding the land before time as a kid desu
just couldn't get into it
>>58739100
o frabjous day! calloo, callay! i shall be there on the dot
>>58739076
everyone's a robot apart from me
>>58739005
tbqh I'd say it's just to bootstrap australia to the Eu by mutual allies.
>>58739119
same
>>58738991
The best straight to DVD film is actually Soldier with Kurt Russel and is a sequel to Blade Runner.
>>58739076
have that a bit sometimes
There will never be more driverless cars than real cars. They're literally a meme.
>>58739076
Yes, but thats unimportant
>>58739113
she's in rogue one, he's talking about force awakens
>>58739160
not many people know that
>>58738953
Doesn't being a nice person count for anything then? :(
>>58739184
Yeah well you're a spaka so shut the fuck up bitch
Think han solo is about to die lads
often have dreams that when i die i'll wake up as some lovecraftian monster in a pod, and be told my simulation is over
Anyone watched Her
really good film that
>>58739160
>Soldier with Kurt Russel
holy fuck, that's the first film I ever remember watching
can't wait to watch the mars landing in 2030 with my fourth generation virtual reality headset
>>58739071
Samefag it until it gains traction
>>58739225
>fourth gen
>not having early access to fifth gen
absolute pleb
>>58739224
fascinating
>>58739184
>They're literally a meme.
But if all the cars on the road were driverless there would literally be 99% less accidents and deaths
It will happen eventually, we're just too technologically stupid in 2016
do you like poland
I decide reality and the meaning of all your actions is determined by me
When I get angry I get this sudden rush of anger where everything goes blurry and I feel dizzy and I start shaking. Am i giving myself a fucking brain aneurysm or something?
>>58739220
7/10
>>58739195
no i need a master tbqh
i'm a retard who can't operate my own life
>>58739252
but /pol/ has IDs and I've never samefagged before that's not the kind of person i want to be
>VR Headsets
Lol old people
There will probably be eye projection implants of some sorts
>>58739291
standing up too fast
My solipsism gets worse or triggered by listening to foster the people, does anyone know this feel?
>>58739291
That's commonly referred to as seeing red I'm pretty sure
>>58739225
>2030
>virtual reality headset
>not watching it with your third eye via brain computer implant
Alri grandad
>>58739272
i'm russian and yes
shame they dont like us back, communist is a shit tb.h
>>58739126
what have yow been up to these evening?
AI
I
The kikes must really be desperate if they are getting Australia and New Zealand to try and tell us to stay in the EU.
I couldn't care less what the fat fucks and boss nigger have to say but the Antipodeans are different.
>>58739314
Nobody checks IDs
>>58739370
bloody hell
>>58739061
haha yeah probably
>>58739311
Oh. I can't help you there, I can barely run my own.
>>58739160
Wrong on both counts
>>58739385
ist thar hating?
getting in the daily dose of Lindybeige
>>58739419
stop it
>Antipodeans
>>58739381
again that's not who i want to be you stupid yank
>>58739397
maybe we can share a bf
we could be his maids
>>58739435
where did you find this picture of me?
>>58739431
sorry
>>58739461
it's ok
>>58739267
So what?
People who think things like driverless cars, timetravel and immortality will be real, are all living in loo-loo-la-la land
Driving cars would probably become illegal once driverless cars become widespread, too dangerous
Or just a 'hobby' which you can do every weekend at a track
>>58739445
No need to be rude desu
its may already
meet u lads tomorrow at shrewsbury nandos at 4pm sharp
oftentimes i want to go for a walk at night
maybe tonight's the night
>>58739413
KYS.
>>58739291
activation of the sympathetic nervous system tbqh although idk about the dizziness because the SNS causes higher blood pressure
all I get when I get that mad is this brief second where my eyes go out of focus and shake/flutter for a second hahahaha
>>58739469
FAGGOT NIGGER
update on my thread:
it 404'd with one reply
>>58739324
Nah It's not like blacking out, it's more like I suddenly get kicked into warp drive and my eyes go all weird for a second, like blurry/double vision
>>58739354
Ah very interesting
>>58739494
why do people keep replying to me with nonsense
>>58739427
good lad
>>58739473
you are the most stupid yank on this website
>>58739485
just got back from walkies myself
going to start keeping my weed in the fridge lads
>>58739451
That sounds nice ;3
