Janny appreciation edition
my body is so fuggin tired
currently sweating my balls off
ho-la Mexicanos
post some of your favorite music made by your countrymen, por favor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKMLdk88Gc
Sviet
>>58735913
>>58735913
>>58735913
mmm, nothing finer than a fresh loaf of homemade bread still warm from the oven.
Why aren't you making your own bread yet, /cum/?
>>58735945
because im not a cuck
THERE ARE TOO MANY THREADS WHICH ONE DO I POST IN
>>58735945
i bake cakes sometimes
>>58736055
look inside your heart for the answer
>>58736055
They're all "LMM/CIA" threads anyway, so just stick in this one
>>58736188
>>58736188
>>58736188
Real
>>58736153
reported
what do yanks see traditional/old european architecture in america as
e.g. buildings like the white house
Which is the real /cum/?
>>58736305
a lot of people think they're nice
>mfw americans are forced from birth to piss and shit from their fucking cuntholes
>>58736305
like victorian era buildings? what do you mean?
>it's a retard leaves the main thread and starts yet another /cum/ thread episode
>>58736188
>>58736188
Faster thread
Just converge here
>>58736427
they're so different to modern american architecture, doesn't it seem out of place?
>>58736305
As neoclassical architecture designed to echo Ancient Athens and the Roman Republic
>>58736721
theyre a little out of place, but people like them
>>58736721
it depends where you are really
dc has a lot of old architecture so it doesn't really seem too out of place
>>58736721
The White House, Congress, and all those buildings were designed to highlight how our young Republic was a continuation of the spirt of the ancient Athenians and the Roman Republic
It can be seen in many state capitals as well
So their a statement about the values of the nation at its founding which set us apart from the monarchies of Europe
I'm not sure how many people realize this though
Why did the janny keep the one mocking him?
>tfw cutting
>tfw need to start eating vegetables
>>58736549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectovaginal_fistula
>>58737141
dude some veggies are pretty great
broccoli is god-tier
>be me
>turn on gaymen PC
>windows 10 appears
What the fuck Microsoft. Linux here I come
![farm-supply-pappys-bbq-006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/03NE39l.jpg "farm-supply-pappys-bbq-006[1].jpg")
post slow cooked meat dishes from your part of North America
this is Santa Maria bbq from California, it's seasoned with Mexican spices, rosemary, and mustard, and smoked over red oak coals.
>>58737272
wot
Bakuon! is saving anime
>>58737306
have you watched Chef
>>58737234
I'm just having some Green Giant frozen medley thing with carrots, corn, peas, and green beans.
I miss my plates that were 2/3 meat, and 1/3 rice
>>58737312
Microsoft is pushing Windows 10 onto peoples' PCs without their permission
>>58737341
motabike?
I grew up listening to the long blondes
https://youtu.be/K17eNN9fKTI
>>58737272
>gaymen PC
>Linux here I come
>that person who is spamming mass emails to get notes for the days they didn't come to class because finals
No LMAO maybe you shouldn't have missed classes f am.
>>58737369
That sounds all kinds of illegal
>>58737384
yes
>>58737458
how?
> you will NEVER be a 17-19 year old between the years 1977-79 or 1983-85
I bet it was awesome as fuck
>>58737234
veggies are shit-tier, saying anything else is just self-imposed delusion to help you stomach it
Fruits on the other hand can really be good.
I swear if I had a limitless supply of raspberries I would literally never again eat junk food (and considering that 25 raspberries is only roughly 53 kcals, I wouldn't even have to control myself).
>>58737527
this
oh well at least I may live till 2100
>>58737504
Modifying someone's personal property without their permission?
>>58737570
>he thinks he owns his initialization of windows
you bought a license to operate it, nothing more
>>58737560
If I live to 112 I hope someone makes me a cool robot body and hooks my brain up to something that keeps it from decaying.
>following ex on sound cloud
>get updates of songs she posts
i keep forgetting to remove her
>>58737570
lmao i'm sure if you read the fineprint you'd see that you don't own it
>>58736305
Really nice to look at but a pain in the ass to maintain.
People here work at least 40 hours a week so they don't have a lot of time to replace rotting wood or disintegrating mortar and it's expensive to pay other people to do that. Also people are much more mobile than they used to be, so they find it easier to just buy a new plywood, vinyl, and concrete rectangle that requires almost 0 maintenance for the first 20 years. The same is true for business buildings.
I could LITERALLY masturbate to this video
http://youtu.be/56tjK3HRFjU
>>58737431
Most of the games I play are on Linux so it wouldn't make much of a difference. Either way I could still use a VM with GPU passthrough and play all my winblows games.
R8 my car, fully tuned also has 400hp
>>58737346
I have not
>>58737638
the mere thought of living till the 22nd century is crazy tb.h, just sounds unreal
>>58737635
>>58737659
I've never had a legit copy of Windows in my entire life so this isn't really an issue for me.
>>58737272
You should have had the foresight to disable automatic updates. But yeah next PC I buy I'm definitely going straight for Linux, no way in hell I'm getting W10.
>>58737458
it's not illegal, there's so much fine print behind every "Accept" button clicked that Microsoft legally can do whatever they want. Not to mention they cooperate with the NSA and FBI, so even if they did break the law they would probably be immune to any consequences. But ethically, yeah, it's very wrong. You know you've got a problem when your OS (or anything else actually: browser, anti-virus, etc.) starts behaving like malware. Only in this case it's not just malware, it's malware and a botnet.
It's insane how evil Microsoft is nowadays.
>>58737638
That sounds terrifying to be honest
>Windows 7 is a 12 year old operating system
Where the FUCK does the time go?
>>58737783
it's 6 years old though
RIP ;_;
>>58737782
Yeah it'll be crazy when the robotic 90's kids of our generation cannibalize the 90's kids of 2100 for their spines to make eternal brain youth serum.
>>58737820
2009 was 20 years ago.
>>58737820
I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
>>58737866
the 90's were a half a century ago
>>58737849
XP was garbage. Part of the reason why I tried Linux in the first place
>>58737724
Nice lad. Whatdya do to her
http://www.nbcnews.com/slideshow/pooch-paradise-stray-dogs-roam-free-hills-costa-rica-n564841
Look at all these puppers
>>58737941
it was decent after Service Pack 2
>>58737851
maybe I really should just go live innawoods or something
trimming armor
>XP was garbage
kill yourself
XP was literally one of the icons of humanity
>>58738098
If there's any woods left in 2100 after we're all living in cyberpunk megacities.
>>58738161
Say that to my face I fucking dare you
>>58738161
I hated it.
>extremely annoying to use, with constant balloon notifications and windows randomly being unselected due to background processes
>software-rendered, unaccelerated window manager, in fucking 2002. meanwhile OS X and Linux had independently created their own acceleration techniques
>shit tier security, with privilege escalation being extremely easy and tons of exploitable services having opened ports by default
the world is going to be so insanely shitty in 2100
I'm happy I won't live anywhere close to that time
>>58738208
Then I'll just have to resist
you know, soul, body, truth, salvation, vengeance, that stuff
Sup lads
USA is so shit
I can't wait to move to Canada.
>tfw lost 60 pounds in the last three months
>tfw still need to lose another 30
Ted Kaczynski was right
Who else /useles motherfucker/?
IMPORTANT!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105205
>>58738375
>South Dakota
>>58738511
Nice memes
>>58738511
t. canada
>>58738377
>Not wanting to be the CEO of an unethical megacorp with a dozen sexbots
>>58738511
Good riddance.
post yfw you realize hl2 is now older than any living human
>>58738546
hek of
>>58738536
define "consider"
It crosses my mind very often but I never actively plan it in the short term (the long term is another matter however)
>>58738536
anyone want to form a suicide pact
>>58738549
No memes.
I'd choose Canada every time.
>>58738679
Seriously stay out of my country, spic.
>>58738614
>le buffalo meme xDD
That's a gnu you idiot
>>58738664
Where are you from?
>>58738631
I think crossing your mind counts, I'd never actually do it but I get the thoughts pretty often.
>>58738664
>>58738677
Don't actually do it you absolute madmen, there's probably something to live for.
>>58738742
Central Florida wbu
>>58738536
Is it some sort of accomplishment to have suicidal thoughts these days?
>>58738713
That's a rude thing to say, Chang
>>58738713
>>58738806
>>58738713
Pls. I love Trudeau
>>58738729
No it isn't, though I would expect as much from the manager of Cokacola Production Facility No. 523.
>>58738843
KILL YOURSELF
>>58738511
How many university degrees do you have?
Please be aware that you'll need at least 3 to immigrate to the country, and that they'll have to be upgraded to higher Canadian standards should you wish to find employment.
>>58738375
Is that Josh Washington?
>>58738876
Pls.
>>58738843
One day I might just accidentally push him down the stairs...
>>58738536
I fantasize about killing myself with a large knife deep in the woods pretty often
>>58738942
I was planning on working on some fast food chain or something like that, just making enough to survive
I just can't bear the violence from here anymore
>>58738869
t. Corn Field No. 5748974329
>>58738914
Actually my neighborhood is pretty white bc most of the people I know moved here to work at the space center
>>58738895
so.. what do we do now
>>58737724
berty good. though the front bumper looks retarded.
Physics and Spectroscopic Analysis finals tomorrow lads. Pretty nervous even though I only need a 68 and 42% respectively but ive been told the physics final is horrible
>>58738536
At least some people said never, good for them
>>58739025
Fast food? That's a 4 year full time university course.
Also you'll have to accept being paid minimum wage because those jobs are all filled by middle aged Paki women.
>>58739057
You'll be alright senpai
>>58739052
I don't know...
We can go to the Golden Gate Bridge
>>58739057
what physics?
>>58739109
>middle aged Paki women
hhhnnnnnnnnngggg
Nice.
>>58739127
fuck off, we dont need another bridge closure
>>58739127
Aren't there a bunch of mountains over there? We could drive off a cliff all gas no brakes
That sounds pretty dope
What are your favorite hobbies, /cum/?
>playing vidya
>reading
>bullying south dakota
Suicide is for pussios lmao
>>58739280
>>58739127
>Dude suicide lmao
>>58739116
thanks
>>58739176
Physics 2 (my school runs off the 5 month semester system). Its going to be over electricity, magnetism, circuits, optics, EM waves, and a little quantum physics near the very end.
>>58739310
video games, sports, and bullying lolis
>>58739310
Music, weeb games, hiking, moutain biking, kayaking
>>58739280
That sounds nice
So, when are you coming?
>>58739109
Why do foreign countries let uneducated adults move to their country? I really don't get it.
If you;re going to kill yourself it should be done with a blade
the way the great men of Rome killed themselves
>>58739426
We let a doctor or scientist in and then they bring the rest of their shitty family.
>>58739434
didnt they kill themselves with homosexual orgies, like Plato and Socrates?
>>58739426
Because they are not heartless bastards, you fucking cunt.
>>58739408
omw rn
>>58739434
it's 2016, come on
>>58739401
Loved kayaking but I was always terrified of water
>tfw never did my capsize test after all those years
>>58739434
Pretty sure they used Hemlock
>>58739524
those are greeks
>>58739434
Jumping off a bridge is the way to go
>>58739366
Pretty much the same topics from my physics II class. Just know your stuffs and keep studying until you feel comfortable
>>58739310
Outdoor stuff, running, animeme and vidya, piano, and cars
>>58739574
but the romans were gay for the greeks
I know that this is a simple plug shit in the equation problem and that the Paschen series corresponds with n=3 but I dont know if its n2 or n1. Anyone know?
>>58739550
Back to your side of the wall, José.
>>58739517
>Letting foreigners into your healthcare system
It's like you want to be killed
>>58739568
I used to love water until I took a small boat out in to the ocean
Almost got swamped, shit was fucking terrifying
>>58739695
m8 if it were up to me we'd fucking komagata maru the whole lot of them but it ain't.
>>58739571
Brutus, Cato, Mark Anthony, Seneca the Younger, men like that all killed themselves by the blade
Socrates is famous for hemlock and he was a greek
>>58739586
But then its not really by your own hand
>>58739656
Not Cato
Cato thought the Greeks were shit and did a great suicide
geeze guys could you lighten up a little?
It was a beautiful day today.
>>58739246
Who gives a fuck about people who actually use that bridge?
>>58739820
>>58739656
got my Catos confused desu
>>58739845
this
it's the day of the lord guys c'mon
>>58739845
I tried to>>58737987
>>58739820
I thought Hemlock was popular among the Romans as well?
>entire weekend wasted again
JUST
>>58740345
Mowed the lawn, finished muh coursework, hooked up with a grill, and enjoyed the sunshine. Still have thesis though ;__;
What kinda pet should i get
>>58740203
not with the really cool ones
Hemlock and other poison was used a lot when they we ordered to commit suicide though
>>58739127
Do it during Friday rush hour for maximum postmortem banter
(pls live anon ;__;)
>>58740463
columbian hissing cobra
>tfw there's like 5 lizards in my room
wait til my cat wakes up you kids are fucking dead
>>58740345
>it's a "have shit to do but everyone is closed on the weeked" weekend
>>58740463
>I go outside
Dog.
>I don't go outside
Guinea pigs, lizard, snek, or spider.
>I don't go outside and am lonely
Cat.
>>58740463
blue-tongued skink
>>58740463
Ants.
mother wants me to go to her Methodist Church on mothers day lads
she also came home today with a bunch of stuff with the church's name emblazoned on it
w-what is going on?
>>58740766
he said pets, not 5th grade science fair project
>post yfw Paulistas have the USA flag
>>58740807
That's a very rude thing to say.
Apologize now.
>>58740463
A bare-eyed cockatoo
>>58740463
Become a falconer.
>>58740806
methodists are fucking weird, don't go
I need some hobbies but everything is boring or too much work
>>58740807
you shut your fucking mouth
ants are GOAT
>>58740463
>>58740698
I remember the guys at my old work had these Argentinian Tegu and were obsessed with them
They would go out and buy hearts and frozen mice to feed them, both were over 4 feet long
>>58740861
>>58740979
t. ants
>>58740977
deep sea welding
>>58740977
Play an instrument.
I thought it'd be slow and grueling but its kinda fun.
Happy worker`s day Canada.
>>58740903
she's been a nondevout baptist my entire life
this is really odd
>>58740977
learn a language or pick up an instrument
>>58740806
She is getting you a qt gf.
Go.
>>58741005
>there are ants posting on /cum/ RIGHT NOW
>>58741019
>>58741035
Already tried and gave up on these a few times
>>58741004
Here's a good picture to show size, they claimed they're just like dogs in terms of intelligence and affection level but idk
How do hair extensions work
>>58741086
Get into H games.
Master edging
Get ED by 25.
>>58741066
Ants are cool
How can you not like this? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55tXhnlZoOg
>>58741137
I could get into this
>Go to grocery store
>See some motorcycles parked in the no parking zone
>Look at the license plates
>California
I will destroy you
>>58741061
But I want to stay home and sleep
What can you tell me about Amish and Mennonites?
I have seen Amish Mafia and Breaking Amish and they seem weird but interesting.
>>58741192
You can stay home with a qt gf after going there, m8
>>58741180
>>58741096
>just like dogs in terms of intelligence and affection level
I really doubt that.
They look dope though, Reptiles and Amphibians are GOAT. When I was a kid I would always catch snakes and lizards and keep them as pets. I even caught an Iguana once, it was fucking sweet.
>>58740903
>>58741028
what's the difference of baptists and methodists?
all those different american christian sects confuse me
*brings anarchy and the mob with me*
>>58741334
They are all shit.
The only true faith is atheism.
>>58741257
Mennonites make some pretty GOAT food, annoying shitheads on the road though.
>>58741273
pic related
>>58741257
Insular traditional religious communities, usually in Southern or Midwestern small towns. Regular people when you talk to them.
>>58741257
oh god, I completely forgot Amish mafia existed
>one of the mobs wants revenge so they burn down someones barn
>drive around in a giant fucking beamer
>>58741360
This
>>58741334
I don't know much about either to be honest, but every Methodist I've ever met was weird as fuck. Baptists are really chill though, generally good people.
>>58741360
>>58741407
have fun in hell lmao
>>58741317
Yeah im not sure about that either, but supposedly they listened to commands and liked to sit their laps, maybe they just wanted food/heat.
>>58741459
I know a Methodist girl and she is very sweet, probably the kindest person I know, they can be very odd though.
>>58741273
the edits of this are fantastic
Why are you niggers such niggers lmao? Fucking cucks BTFO.
>>58741334
Baptists don't wave hi to each other in the liquor store
>have to present final project in 2 weeks
>nobody has done shit
>upload a file with a huge amount of work done and some formats so we can start working on it
>some bitch dares question my working methods
I really want off this ride. One year until I finally graduate college.
>>58741644
>>58741644
>>58741685
I dont get this
Drake
>little brother was pre-med
>in his FIRST year he has lost his scholarship, failed gen chem, and is doing nothing but partying with his friends and blazing it
Why don't people listen lads. I fucking warned him, now he's the disgrace of the family.
>>58741713
sucks
>>58741718
>tfw this was me after my first year
>>58741713
big
>>58741707
Methodists are a bunch of drunks with no shame.
>>58741713
Debts
>>58741718
lmao it's just freshman year.
ZODIAC KILLERRRRRRRR
>>58738512
you enlisting or something?
>>58741707
The denominations are fairly similar in beliefs and practices except Baptists aren't supposed to drink while Methodists don't care. The joke is that Baptists drink anyways but they're ashamed and try to hide it.
>>58741526
Oh yeah they're definitely not bad people, they're just something off about them. They just seem WAY more into their faith than baptists.
Also I seriously doubt any Reptile/Amphibian can listen to commands. I've had quite a bit of experience with them and I've never seen one show any signs of intelligence. I've never seen a Tegu before though, so maybe they're different. I'd say go for it if you're looking to get one, they look sweet and if they really can listen to commands then you got yourself a god-tier pet.
>>58741459
tfw raised Methodist
tfw weird as fuck
>>58741718
did he rush a frat, and if so which one?
>>58741941
>tfw raised baptist
>tfw good person
>>58742133
Most Baptists are borderline morons though
Not actually nicer than the others, just a little simpler
>>58741334
Methodists are basically low-church Anglicans with less organization. Tend to be middle and upper class.
Baptists are all about believers baptisms and sola scriptura and are mostly poor people. Their congregations are autonomous so a lot of them deviate pretty hard from the rest of Christianity. Also they take communion with grape juice and crackers because it's only symbolic :D
>>58741827
>all the dindus defending that unfunny retard
>Bf asks for a kissy
>>58742525
>>58742525
homo
>>58742525
Comfy as fuck
>>58741114
they have those clips on their ends, and you just attach them to normal hair
>>58742133
>>58741941
>i follow meme religions
Is Burger King better than McDonalds?
Oooh, yummy (You)s~
>>58742627
Yucky
>>58742567
>>58742598
>>58742616
Bi(ble)
>>58742681
Not by much desu
>>58742678
>I'm not a deist
>>58742218
That's actually true desu.
It really depends on where you are though, where I lived it was just a bunch of engineers who worked at KSC, so they weren't exactly stupid.
>>58742678
Epic.
>i'm bi
>>58742831
chuckled, here's a reply
this is what your electoral college will look like is Trump wings in the states where Clinton leads <5%
don't fuck it up burgerbros
>Why yes, I believe that sexuality is a real thing
>Being attracted to other men certainly makes you gay, thats the definition of it right?
>>58742905
>florida, minnesota, ohio and iowa go red but not virginia
Wew lad, I know it's just what the data is saying now but what the hell happened to Virginia?
Sometimes I feel like I might actually be really out of touch with reality but its probably best to avoid those thoughts
>>58742905
some of the polls listed are from 9 months ago
>>58743005
The Virgins feel like Trump will make their no gf nightmares real and will do anything to stop him, even if it means getting cucked so goirls will give a succ
