Randy Bobandy edition
oi
Muh Heritage
>First American relative was a Hessian
>Others were London British officer who service in most major wars with the surviving family who didn't die in the blitz moving to Canada
>Other relatives died in the Eastern Front or got captured by the French in North Africa
fug only a few seconds apart
>the average californian forest
>>58744531
only in SoCal
>>58744559
>Norcal is Utopia
It's Oregon that got cucked into California
I'm always in a shitty/sad mood when I have nothing to be sad about. I really don't understand.
I just want one of those joyful moods again
>>58744531
>forests burning is good for the planet
>californians move to an area that should burn often
>california the state full of far lefty butthurt envirohippies stops the fires because muh homes
>>58744621
who took that picture?
>>58744621
me on the left, second from the front
>>58744621
>no seatbelts
QUESTION FOR /CUM/
what is your opinion on dis beach
>grandmother is from manitoba
>ask her what poutine tastes like
>she doesn't know what it is
>>58744704
3/10
>>58744704
She craves attention like all millennial women
>>58744701
Not required in my state
>>58744704
I wonder what she actually looks like.
>>58744716
This made me giggle
>>58744704
>Anzu will never take a box cutter and slice your little boybag open so she can fish out your testicles and tug on them and squeeze them with her tiny little hands before sucking one into her mouth, smiling at you, then crunching it between her molars till it bursts open into juice in her mouth and you vomit in pain down onto her face, making her giggle with delight and clap her hands, then move over to your other little ball and drive her fingernail of her thumb into it until you shriek and pass out while she sucks its juice
>>58744621
hey i think im in this picture /cum/-chan
>>58744820
welcum back creepy frogposter
>>58744790
>I wonder what she actually looks like.
>>58744820
ew
>>58744838
you cant be in that picture, thats the slut bus
Whattup it's your friend Abyss Chris
The truth about Canada
Do any of you guys have American ancestors from before the American Revolution? My mother's side is from the Carolina province
>>58744923
Two at least, maybe more, but I havent researched it all yet
>>58744906
that's like Generic American Brands like Kirkland that produce """""Canadian Whisky"""""
>>58744923
they first cam in the 1600s to Virginia but went to Georgia to get more land later on
My mom's whole side of the family is old south
>>58744923
From the first 3 boats in Jamestown. No idea how many though.
> Canadian flags
He's still alive.
>>58744923
Yeah. New York area. Then we moved to Michigan. One of my ancestors was in Shermans march to the sea
My ancestors marched with Napoleon and fought for the Confederacy
the two noblest lost causes of the 1800s
>>58745002
Sure they weren't sent to Georgia for other reasons :^)?
i just btfo 2 aussies on /int/
ama
>>58745060
SPOILERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58745104
How's it feel?
>>58745060
thank god
>>58745104
fuck off leaf poster
>>58745060
>2016
>still watching GoT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJUIzfmJvfs
i'm back you stupid faggots
The world's an inventor and we're the dirtiest thing it's thought about
And we really don't mind
>>58745180
I missed you
>>58745180
welcome back
>>58745117
p meh tbqh, aussies have been slipping as of late
>>58745132
ily
>>58745180
hi mexi-chan
Close up the windows all the air is falling out
>>58745180
who the fuck are you
>>58744855
I'm just copying posts from /mu/ btw
There's a guy that writes all that stuff about Lauren Mayberry and I just change her name for "Anzu"
>>58745302
very clever
>>58745280
he's that mexican poster
Oregon is the best place in North America
Prove me wrong non-Oregonians
foods that i don't like:
oatmeal
olives
salted crackers
oreos
tomato soup
blueberries
>>58745359
Willammete valley a shit
>>58745377
good taste minus the oreos
>>58745359
You're wrong, I can't see any nuclear blasts from my house.
t. Portland
>>58745377
people that i don't like:
you
you
you
you
you
you
>>58745377
are you 12?
>>58745377
2/6
Rate me
>salmon
>soda
>chicken breast
Would you be OK with getting used and abused by anime girls
>we wuz kangz we invented all dis shit cracker
So when do we send black people to Liberia and watch it become an unrivaled superpower?
>>58745377
literally don't believe that anyone sincerely likes olives
>>58745377
>oreos
what the heck
>>58745381
YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK
>>58745379
this is my thread what do you think
>>58745381
How's Pendleton treatin you anon?
>>58745423
absolute garbage person
>>58745427
sent ;)
>>58745423
>soda
oh god not again
>>58745448
PROVE ME WRONG
YOU CANT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW IM RIGHT
I WISH WE HAD TAKEN HIGHWAY 1 INSTEAD OF I-5
>>58745453
ok i guess
>>58745423
>soda
GET THE FUCK OUT YANKEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58745453
I think it's 2016 and you need to be more progressive like Trudeau said.
>>58745481
>getting this triggered over road construction
>>58745481
THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY IS HEAVEN ON EARTH
NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT MEDFORD IS
I HATE MEDFORD SO FUCKING MUCH
>>58745545
its not highway construction, its just how fucking BORING it is. My highlight of the drive was seeing a fucking dust devil in a hay field
>and what kind of coke would you like with your meal, sir?
>what kind of coke? sprite.
S U B H U M AN
>>58745612
>life in ameripoopland
>>58745619
>pop
2
WALLS
>>58745589
>Medford and Trashland
It's like Nevada and Bakersfield had a rapebaby and dumped it in-between the Willamette valley and based NorCal
ITS FUCKING SODA
WHAT THE FUCK IS POP? ARE YOU A 90S CARTOON?
>>58745612
Literally the only boring parts of I-5 are Medford and the ~50 mile stretch between Eugene and Salem
>>58745715
theyre subhumans who were dropped on their heads as babies
i don't understand this autism
>>58745619
soda is the only universally acceptable term.
cola is acceptable if the soda is brown, not clear or green.
Be honest: do you ever rub your balls and then sniff them?
i'm going to bed baby girls
g'nite <3
>>58745752
#justamericanthings
I say pop
>>58745752
all the time
that sweaty ball musk
intoxicating
>>58745729
you're a LIAR
salem to Portland is just empty farmland with fuck all to see
>>58745752
Seldom desu. I guess I don't really need to considering the waft of just opening my pants is enough.
>drinking the carbonated jew
l m a o enjoy your aspartame and forced feminization
I strictly drink water, black tea, and black coffee
>>58745029
Jesus that's ugly
>>58745752
no, my balls don't smell at all
idk why
>>58745782
Of course it's boring, it's a highway. What did you expect to see?
my thread is taking off boys come join us
>>58745379
>>58745379
>>58745379
>>58745752
after working out, yes
>>58745670
>Trashland
I hope all of those Shakespeare faggots get nuked desu
>>58745788
You forgot black cock.
>>58745894
dunno why you spics are even in /cum/ tbqh
>>58745836
ANYTHING that isnt just a flat empty plateau or wheat fields
you drive Interstate 80 here from Davis up to truckee and you'll see marshland, suburbia, and eventually forest
i'm going to play online videogames
God, I fucking love memes.
>>58745950
join us over at >>58745379
I forget that other people are much more sensitive than I am
hair is growing all the way up the shaft of my penis
>>58745957
>>58745907
>>58745849
For fucks sake
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Hair is growing inside my penis
>>58746027
this is why you spics are so poor, you can't grasp the concept of marketing yourself
>>58746037
want me to suck it out
>>58746043
lol
/um/ when?
wat did u do 2day /cum/-chan ?
>>58746037
ingrown hair? maybe get a new razor blade.
>>58746076
played pokemon and btfo some australians hby
>>58746076
nothing, just like every day
>>58745929
I guess that's true. There's some interesting stuff on the way from Portland to Seaside.
>>58746043
>Make a thread
>Profite???
if dubs i delete this thread
>>58746076
got high
>>58746076
posted cute babies and u?
>I have'n't taken a good shit in weeks
>feel extremely bloated
HELP LADS
>>58746133
Take some laxatives and massage your asshole for a bit. It'll come out.
>>58746133
you're going to die, man
there's nothing you can do
just let it happen
>>58746133
If you legitimately haven't shit in weeks you should see a fucking doc. Days is one thing, weeks is dangerous.
>>58746133
Go to see a doctor man.
worst general
>>58746213
then why can't you stop coming here?
>>58746213
Do you want to fucking die, kiddo?
>>58746181
>good shit
Emphasis on good. I shit once every two days or so it's just miniscule and I still feel bloated
Maybe I'm imagining shit that's not there
>>58746212
umm excuse me, who gave you permission to post?
>>58746076
worshipped liszt like every day
initiating
i made a new thread everyone get in
>>58746128
>>58746128
>>58746128
>>58746271
If it's bothering you that much see a doc. I'm no shit pro, but I do know it's not abnormal to get constipated once in a while.
>>58746294
oh shut the fuck up already leaf
>>58746294
>top canadian porn star is italian and exclusively fucks american
>>58746347
baby would want you to live a fulfilling life
my first final starts at 7:30 am tommorow and I cant fall asleep
Its like falling asleep on christmas eve as a kid but in a very bad way
>>58746347
>>58746363
This, baby want the best for you
She wants you to have a good life and be happy unlike the wojak and pepe meme
>>58746318
Thank you, Shit pro
For the work you have done
Pro bono
My hoe
[Snapping]
>>58746392
may i ask what kind of autist picardia is this?
>>58746392
>>58746419
>>58746408
what do u mean
>>58746438
what is that meme??
>>58746133
>tfw for the past month shits have been great and extremely gratifying
>that feel when a 2 footer is pushed out
How do you turn (You)s off
>almost night
>thom yorke still hasnt leaked their new album
/mu/ lied, dreams died
>>58746438
>tfw you try to make a dank thread but you replied instead
fuck
>>58746487
>thom yorke
>their
Sup lads
What if I tell you all that I'm not in the USA right now?
Not using proxy btw
>>58746521
I would ask who cares.
you hav been visited by the mad baby
wild car chases and cute babies will come to you
but only if you post ride safe bebi
>>58746520
>he doesnt listen to Thom Yorke and the Radioheads
>>58746451
what, picardia?
it's a meme from Taringa
>>58746533
And I would answer your mom care a lot when I'm not fucking her in the arse
My left arm is being controlled by radio waves. Someone is/was instructing it to choke me to death. I had to stab it with a fork in my right arm until it went limp.
Goodbye /cum/
>>58746550
no, that thing you posted
>
>>58746534
ride safe, bebi
>>58746512
>>58746550
/mu/ mode activated
>>58746560
sounds like fun
>>58746560
schizophrenia is a helluva disease
>>58744820
Jesus fucking christ man go outside....
No wait, don't go outside, that would endanger others.
>>58746539
Wait was it about his solo stuff or the new Radiohead album?
>>58746584
>>58746605
new radiohead album
>>58746626
>>58746534
ride safe bebi
Who /noise rock/
made a smoothie
>>58746659
nice
>>58746678
post* rock
>>58746534
Ride safe bebi
>>58746133
put on a latex glove and a bottle of vodka
go to the toilet and push and when that head of that turd baby shows grab and pull it with your gloved hand
that poo is so dry and hard and dense its gonna be a terrible thing if you dont get it out
i speak from experience
>>58746679
Good lad
>>58746678
Naw. I listen to dark ambient
>>58746534
ride safe bebi
>>58746698
last one
>>58746759
I saved all of them
>>58746769
No u
>>58746678
TayTay*
psssssssssst
*whispers loudly enough to wake up baby*
baby is a faggot gay gay
>>58746769
>all those (You)s
>>58746892
im gonna beat u up now
>>58746908
>(you)s
speaking of that, i am on fire tonight, got 4 threads on the front page
>>58744422
WORST general
>>58746892
wtf! delet this faggot
About to snuggle up with my full length Crendor body pillow
>>58746927
I NEED THAT
>>58746987
Good lad
>mexichubbies
>>58747011
lol 2bh
>got home at 9
>managed to procrastinate until fucking 11:30
>an hour and a half of work to do
>even now I'm writing this post
>I have to roll out of bed 7 hours from now
fuck it. Maybe I'll play video games all night. that'll show the goddamn university system (fuck em)
>>58747011
Local cuisine is also fattening and delicious as fuck, cut some slack to McDonalds
>>58746277
What did you ask you little shit?
>>58747128
>Least coast
Just finished grading papers
>>58747171
What did I get prof
how is everyone doing today?
>>58747171
What was the funniest thing you've ever seen from a student?
>>58747171
How did I do, I studied all night
>>58747171
how many failed?
Does anyone know the source of this face (warning! very spooky! I saw this once in 2003 and it kept me up at night for almost a year!)
I can't find the source to save my life. Image search isn't helping. Is this some sort of ancient meme?
>>58747234
>>58747267
You got A-
>>58747250
Onetime I had the class write from a confederate soldiers point of veiw and one kid went into detail about how he was gonna "beat my niggers" and "whip some niggers"
>>58747270
Maybe 40%
>>58747335
>40% fail rate
what was the topic of this paper? that seems high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
>>58747335
what do you teach?
cum chill with me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NurX-9v2SA
>>58747351
The subject was "What would you do as a western European if the Warsaw pact invaded"
5 paragraphs
5 sentences per paragraph
>>58747374
History, anthropology, linguistics and sociology
>>58747373
only good cosplay videos are Cosplayerz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-yKGTNLeAU
>>58747335
>one kid went into detail about how he was gonna "beat my niggers" and "whip some niggers"
I got all As this semester. Proud of myself :)
>>58747437
Keep it up
Why don't artsy movies like A Clockwork Orange get produced anymore, I wonder
>>58747460
>artsy
>貓
Who is this guy?
>>58747460
they are very risky so studios just stick with blockbusters
I gave my cat brain damaged by holding him underwater for too long >:)
>>58747506
haha nice meme :^')
When will I return?
>>58747456
Thanks prof.
>>58747460
greedy kikes who only make remakes, sequels, and capeshit, because modernist technophile morons will pay through the nose for them
Art must be made by patronage of the wealthy or the nation, not the small change of literal plebeians
just got an elote desu
>>58747460
Mindless blockbusters like starwars were created, blame Spielberg and Lucas. Yeah the movies are fun and all but it lead to decades of huge shitty films and the death anything interesting or thought provoking
>>58747525
now
>>58747456
are you really a college professor or do you deal with lower grades?
>>58747651
11th and 12th grades
I'm planning on becoming a professor tho
I have a really cozy job
What does it all mean, boys?
What have you got at the end of the day?
>>58747719
What is it
>>58747727
I got me smile, and me liquor, and me dog, and me car
>>58747707
Do you teach at a good school?
>>58747460
>A Clockwork Orange
Literally that one movie spouted by angsty teenagers who want to appear edgy when they talking about their favourite movies.
Yes, A Clockwork Orange was good, but it demands an open mind and comprehension and I get triggered when I see people younger than 20 claiming it's one of their favourite movies.
Besides, I got bored of watching movies and I can't do it anymore, especially horror movies because in every 'horror' scenes I can't help but telling myself that it's only a movie and fake and made up and stuff. Everything cinematographic is incredibly cheesy, except for those old action movies featuring old or dead actors, for exemple, Death Hunt, featuring Charles Bronson and Lee Marvin, twisting a bit the story of the Mad Trapper of Rat River.
>>58747757
It's full of future sjws
>>58747741
I run a cash register, but nobody really comes in. I spend a lot of time cleaning things that are already clean because I have nothing else to do. The manager usually gives me some free food on my way out. Nothing is inventoried. Nobody really cares what you do as long as you're not neglecting customers/the restaurant
it's a fine way to spend weekends
>Yfw you realize that 2002 was half a century ago
>>58747822
Reminds me of when I worked at a gas station during uni
>>58747822
thats sounds so comfy
>>58747940
i feel so bad when I go to other places and see other young adults there, glued to the register because there's a line out the fucking door all the time, stuck at their station because they have to ask to piss, just in general being micromanaged by their jew overlords
just awful desu
>>58748064
>>58748064
i want to make movie like iñarritu
