OP is a guido edition
>>58711276
delet this
>>58711276
>>58711308
Welcome to North America
Flyover states are underrated.
>>58711421
Thank you very much :3
Commies out
USA
>get driving license at 16
>get weapons since 6
>cannot drink wine until 21
I-is that serious? Even if I am Italian, therefore I can drink since 18, I cannot drink alcohol in the USA if I am not 21?
How retarded this shit is?
>>58711905
Cause alcohol is bad for you M'kay?
Just had the most Michigan breakfast I can think of
>tfw no fascist slav gf
>>58712076
Weapons are not, apparently.
>mfw this can be us (canada)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2iCc-Go9DY
Please help me with decision making:
I want to save up until I have amassed roughly 18.000€, which I will then use to finance a whole year of Mandarin lessons in Taiwan.
But at the same time I really want to travel around the United States and feast on fast food and snacks, which would collide with my saving plans.
What do you think is the more useful investment?
I have many friends in Taiwan and like the country a lot so actually being able to converse with them in their mother tongue would be nice, I also really like the country and it would be nice to able to travel independently and not be lost in translation.
Also, albeit studying Mandarin in Taiwan, mainland China would open up for me as a solo tourist.
But Burgers look so nice...
Is Michigan just Canada with guns and Detroit?
>>58712283
They're not :^)
United States of America
THE BOAST OF THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE
>>58711905
You must learn how to properly handle weapons and vehicles before you can throw alcohol into the equation
>>58711421
pls come visit and bring grils
>>58711421
t. midwesterner that escaped their boring containment zone
>>58715435
he's right
t. Commiefornian
>>58715435
>never been outside of stinky city
>>58715673
Honestly though I think there's a lot of nice things about California. There are many nice things in every state t b h.
>>58713790
Taiwan. It will be a bigger experience because the culture shock. We're great but it would be less of a unique experience.
>>58715846
California is great. Diverse landscapes, a lot to see. We're just infested with many retards is all.
How do we fight institutionalized racism?
>everyone at church
Good lads. Mine hasn't started yet which is why I am not.
>>58717271
I have to skip church today, kinda bummed
>>58716843
SUPER NINJA PUUUUUUNCH
>>58711905
enjoy your brain underdevelopment
How do I get american gf haha?
>>58715194
Androgyne reporting in
Yeah wondering the same thing
How do i get american gf?
>>58718212
Same way you'd get a gf anywhere, be attractive, an extroverted personality, and have enough money.
Ǿǿ
test
>>58718361
fug :DDDDDD
>>58718517
Forgot to mention: have a big dick, at least 7", and that may not be enough for most wymmen.
>>58718418
Ææ
Test
>>58718975
get the fuck out of here
>>58718975
you sicken me you piece of shit
>>
MODS
>>58719247
>>58719315
sorry
>>58718975
Best post in this thread
>͏>͏58720098
What type of work will I do in a comfy IT job?
>>58720282
plug cables in things and listen to users being stupid
do american schools only teach american history?
why do americans don't know shit about the world's most basic and known cultures?
new meme, lads
>>58720793
kek
>>58720793
>Weebshit
>>58721353
>goes on 4chan
>hates anime
>>58717690
You and me both haha XD
>>58721353
>>>/reddit/
>>58721418
This
Hey guys, i shamed /balt/+/ausnz/. Can i crash here till, the heats goes off? please say yes.
>>58721485
>>58721353
>Iceland
>>58721418
>>58721526
>>58721716
>>>/a/
There are more than enough weeb boards on this site, use them
>>58721634
go back to blyat, cancer.
>>58721797
>stop talking about anime on this anime website
>>58721797
But most boards don't have rules against weeb content?
I get if somebody is trying to make a thread on /int/ about an ongoing anime show, that would be off topic.
Posting an anime picture is on topic for a board that doesn't really have a set topic.
AYYYYYYYYYYY LADS
IM BACK WOOOO
>>58721797
There are other generals on this board, use them
>>58705597
where is my summerhouse buddy? :(
>>58721936
wb bb
>>58722102
omg ty bb, how are you?
Can someone please collect this nigger? thank you.
>>58722119
>>58722178
I can help you collect a bullet for your head
>>58722175
p good how u doin
>>58722228
good bants
>>58722222
So guys, I have found the person I was talking about Yesterday.
I know the city in which he lives, but nothing else.
Do you have something that lists addresses by surnames?
I'd like to see this dA artist.
>>58722228
>22228
If you can't even collect gets how can I expect you to collect anything?
>>58721985
Already am
>>58721849
>>58721900
Is it to much to ask that not every general be filled with degenerates?
help me decide, /cum/
if I go to a concert tonight, I'll have to come back on BART when all the nutjobs are on, then walk all the way back to my uni up a gigantic hill because the bus stops running after 11:30
should I just trash the ticket?
>>58722275
>>58722302
That probably is too much to ask desu
>>58722365
think it's about time you use that bullet for yourself kiddo
>>58722302
yes
So I'm in my phone watching the beginning of a porno and my dick is hard and I'm ready to get my lube to start beating it and then the girl I like texted me to come hang out. I'm leaving shortly. Did I make the right choice to not beat off and save my potential load for her?
Guys, I think I have found his address.
I won't put it here, but, just out of curiosity:
is there some trains from Nebraska to South Carolina? Or flights?
>>58722332
What show?
>You-know-who the retard is here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1np5zx1ruAX
>>58722615
Tortoise
>>58722647
Very autistic but in a good way
>>58722512
Like it or not there are a lot of weebs on this webstie, and most boards don't have rules saying no anime.
If you don't want to see it then you'll pretty much have to stick to the porn boards.
>>58722647
whens your mixtape dropping, senpai?
>>58722707
But the porn boards are also full of degeneracy. Is there no place for mentally healthy, conservative, nationalists who enjoy their own culture?
>>58722828
Not on 4chan
>>58722701
Yeah, I think it was Baja who posted it but I don't remember. I used to have one for his gay autistic boyfriend too but it expired on Vocaroo :^(
>>58722761
It's not my song senpai.
what the cum-posters who don't go to church listen to while not being in church
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD0pBapR93Q
>>58722828
Fuck off, you fucking child.
>>58722892
Death Grips
Holy shit
https://youtu.be/e6FJVjRjr2g
Kinda annoyingly hungover. Might drink the beers I had saved for GoT tonight now.
So, how are railroads in USA?
How can I go from Nebraska to South Carolina NOT taking a flight? It's four hours to go there.
>>58722892
>Korn
>>58722892
Jazz influences post-rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuYNidNgQic
>>58722892
/meal/
>Was invited to a hike by a group of girls
>am boy
have we started the fire ?
>>58723221
Yes! The fire rises!
Between Montana and New Hampshire, what state would you guys rather live in if given the choice?
>>58723372
Montana.
>>58723221
We didn't start the fire
>>58723372
Montana, so I could live with my idol Ben.
>>58723372
Montana
>>58723372
Montana
I got my first blowjob.
>>58723609
rly? was it good
>>58723609
Did you swallow?
>>58723643
It was alright, I think it would've been better if the lights were on. The sensation itself isn't better than using your hand in my opinion but the idea of having your dick inside someone's mouth is really exciting.
>>58722647
this is a very very good post
>>58722853
how did the other one go?
>>58723773
Are you cut?
>>58723800
>this post is red like I made it
>but I didn't
spooky
>>58723937
I was not mutilated.
>>58723934
Oh you know how buddy you've heard it :^)
>>58724077
cant say that I remember it
>>58723999
I envy you. Sounds like that's not the norm down in Mexico. I'm honestly considering suicide over this.
>>58724134
Don't take cut vs uncut threads seriously, it's just friendly banter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQuqs2LrXbo
>>58724217
>taking anything you see on 4chan seriously
>>58723372
Montana, my man. If I didn't live in Maine already I would love to go to Montana. Not east Montana though. Flat and boring.
>>58723609
Did he do a good job?
>>58715194
Demiboy looks like he is relaxing
>new radiohead album might drop today
>>58720762
It's the same here. Though we have European renaissance and industrialisation too
>>58724901
>going to miss that first hype cause I have to go to work
fug
Refugees? Nah, not a fan.
>>58725016
>working on the lord's day
>>58722302
>degenerates
I remember being juvenile too
>>58724901
what. source.
>>58722828
>nationalists
>mentally healthy
Haha
>>58725099
from /mu/:
>Radiohead just sent out that burn the witch poster to fans
>has todays date on the back(in uk notation)
>the name of their new label Dawn Chorus Day
>today is Dawn Chorus day
>as of this morning radiohead.com started becoming transparent
>it was discovered that the opacity of the website is programmed to decrease a certain amount every few minutes
>no one knows what happens when it reaches 0
plus thom is nuking his twitter acct at the moment
>>58724901
Radiohead is a poor man's Coldplay Tbh
>>58725280
>>58725466
Don't fall for it
>>58724714
Maine seems pretty cozy and nice too. Where in Maine do you live, and how much more freedoms do you have compared to other states? I know your gun laws are pretty based.
What are some things that put you in a good mood? Other than drugs and alcohol ofc, just like small things
>>58726288
there was a time when I could say video games but that was a long time ago
i love you guys
>>58726639
i love god
>the 90s will never come back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4lDU-QLUY
>>58726288
Doing nice things for my future self. Like putting something aside like a muffin or something that i'll forget about so later when I find it, it's really nice I have it. Perks me right up, always say "Hey thanks past me!"
>>58726639
You aren't bad yourself man
>>58726768
Thats kinda cute actually, I like this idea. You know you arent all too bad
>>58726761
>twin towers
haahahahahahahahahhaah
>>58726977
NOT A FUCKING JOKE
>>58727041
I feel like I should take it more seriously, my mother was at the world trade center when the towers fell and my dad worked the bucket brigade for weeks passing along the body parts of dismember people but I'm still not offended much by the jokes
>>58726977
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING MEXISHIT
>>58726874
>you aren't all too bad
I promise I'm not that shitty of a person I just like being a bully on 4chan sometimes
>>58727116
Strange thing is that I sometimes get butthurt about it, eventhough I don't like the east coast so much and I'm not concerned but 9/11 had a big impact on my opinion about muzzies.
I remember seeing these pictures and the people screaming etc. jumping out was disturbing as a child.
can't believe we are already halfway through 2016
>>58727197
you have centuries making fun of my people
give me a break
>>58727259
>2012 was 35 years ago
>>58727259
We're not...
>>58727483
Check the calendar retard. It's May 1st.
>>58727514
Are you thick? Today is day 122. We ave 244 days left. What about that is half way through?
>>58727228
Bullying is fun, I cant blame you
>>58727255
I know they would do this about any tragedy so I've become jaded to the insults, it's just bait with no substance. Or maybe I'm just repressing my feelings about it and will explode on someone when they insult it irl, I wonder how someone like my dad would react if a joke about it was made near him. I think he became depressed because of it
>>58727580
Are you trolling or something?
>>58711618
LE MAOOOOO
>>58727670
Can you explain yourself because you're making no sense. The year has 366 days (since it's a leap year). We're on day 122. There are 224 days remaining in 2016. how does that make us half way through the year. Explain your reasoning. Why would the first day of the 5th month make us half way through? Does the Canadian calendar have 10 months or something?
>>58727652
I can understand your father, that images must be haunting and the sounds was brutal. I'm happy that I didn't have to see something like this so far.
>>58727670
4/12months completed. I know may is close to June so it feels halfway which is still 2 months away. We're actually 66% through halfway which is close to 50% so you can say we're halfway through halfway
>>58727887
I have no clue what he saw, all I know is that he was cleaning up dead bodies for weeks. He's never talked to me about, only my mother has. She claims to have seen the second plane hit but I'm not sure it it's true or not because she seems very comfortable speaking about it
>>58715194
This triggers me
>>58715194
>No Khorne
>No Chaos Undivided
Shit edit/10
>>58727992
>cleaning bodies
That must have been terrible, honestly. I know some paramedics and one of them told me that they had to clean up a scene where some man commited suicide by jumping infront of a train and how they found some of his parts all across the tracks etc. Must have been disgusting and if you aren't trained and mentally strong enough for something like this you'll easily break.
>>58726977
>>58726761
mates...
>>58728204
I would like to speak to him about it one day but I'm not sure if that's appropriate and I'm not that comfortable with him.
>>58728421
I understand your situation. Similar stuff happened when my grand aunt when she told me about the war. She was close to crying etc. it was a strange situation.
>Driving home
>Pull up behind car
>Green hearts bumper sticker
>Fuckinhippieshit.webm
>look closer
>Fuck Oregon and Multicultural Portland
>Look at the other sticker
>Monitus diffidant Imperium potestas
>mfw /pol/ is in Portland
>>58728673
I think Chris Harper Mercer was on to something
>cuckolding
>bad
I honestly think the new Flatbush Zombies was pretty fuckin great, don't get the hate.
>>58728583
In a way I think its better people discuss these things, it's not healthy to hide them deep inside
>>58728912
>Being an autist who wants to serve Satan
>On to something
>>58728976
I liked it too, although the constant GD/Deadhead referencing they market with is annoying
>>58729001
I think it depends on the persons who are involved. I can't comfort people, so it always gets awkward in these situations and in my case my aunt seemed pretty disturbed afterwards. She's been through some shit and I'm sure there's a lot of stuff untold probably for the better.
>>58729009
I loved it. It felt a bit more fleshed out and sound driven. BetterOffDead was good but getting a full length LP of bangers like those would characterize them as one trick ponies. This kinda proved that they can differentiate in sound.
Plus Ascension, Trade Off and This Is It are godly.
>>58729482
Woops I replied to wrong post
>>58718975
please tell me your secrets
Fuck the stars
>>58729740
͏>͏he can't ghost post
>>58729865
why
>>58730067
Bunch of gay bois skating on their ankles
>>58730493
that was random XD
>>58730550
Tacos are nice
>>58730550
I like the 5 layer burritos
>>58729227
Meechy goes the fuck off, especially on R.I.P. CD and Ascension. Unreal.
Die under the knife, Joan Rivers.
Meechy is my favorite active rapper along with Danny Brown desu
I like word "Perhaps"
>>58731212
mayhaps
>>58731212
"Mayhaps" is perhaps more gentlemansir
Why do Trump supporters want to build a wall
A wall is what killed Dale Earnhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXGKys62TXw
>>58730550
Beefy Crunch Burrito and a Meal Deal D
Their breakfasts are good too
>>58731512
It also killed humpty dumpty.
>>58731212
i like you cutie
>car is at 220k~ kms
>fearing the day I blow my head gasket
>leaking somewhere around my fuel pump of evap canister producing gas smell in cabin when driving
Can't wait to change that old piece of shit
>>58731512
>Why do Trump supporters want to build a wall
>A wall is what killed Dale Earnhardt
upvoted the living h*ck out of this!!!
alri lads
>>58722066
I'm going on a road trip, want me to bring back some cheesy magnets for the fridge?
>>58731731
>car is 240k
>dont care because it's a honda and fucking bulletproof
what's it like getting your nipples sucked
>>58731933
Mine is a Honda too, 1999 CRV to be precise. It's kinda clean but at the same time I feel like it's so beat up because I go in logging roads all summer with it and winters are super harsh here. I literally cannot wait to have something else. Maybe a newer CRV or a 90's Tacoma, I'll see. If Nissan XTerras weren't so awful at fuel efficiency I'd get one.
>>58732033
if javs have taught me anything it feels pretty good
>>58731731
I'm at 272
>>58732033
too intense
>>58732118
Fuk u
>yes m'lady I am a Brit
>>58732118
>why yes m'lady, I do identify as a citizen of the united states of america
>>58732245
nice pic from the 2011 riots
Wow I'm getting tan
The sun feels so good, it must have been my being fat and prone to overheating which made me despise it
>>58731731
Car at 221 km
paint chipping
fender busted for last 6 years
Love it and will never let it die
>>58732094
>>58732065
aw shit nigga 2000 crv here
only real maintenance that needed to be done since I got it 3 years ago was a change of tires, lel
i'd definitely buy a new honda but they've decided not to make anything fun anymore for some reason, and used s2k's are appreciating stupidly. clean one where i'm at is like 20k for christs sake
>>58732067
Then why are they always crying?
cute
latvia
tanks
You cant best this
>>58732585
wait, are actually inviting me to join or telling me to fuck off? i didn't even know /cum/ had an irc
>>58732499
thats not the only thing cute about latvia
>>58732732
>>58732406
Hondas are excellent vehicles, that's goddamn right. Parts are cheap and they don't demand alot of maintenance, except for me. I paid it 3000$ from my dad 4 years ago, it was in a pretty good shape since it was owned by an old man since it got out of the factory in '99, then my dad bought it in 2012 and I bought it from him soon after that. I had put quite a lot of money into it for maintenance: new rear shocks, new brakes, new control arms, new paint job on rust spots, and a few other things, but potholes and rough logging roads are getting to it sadly.
>>58732883
>Bought it from my dad
Holy shit, your family is greedy. My parents would never charge me $3000 for a car.
Are they poor or selfish?
>tfw Nioh demo is out but I dont have my PS4
buying gf
>>58733024
He probably wanted his money back to buy a newer one, which he did tbqh
>>58733444
>TFW have a beautiful girl who loves me and doesn't ask for any money from me
>>58733538
how much you want
Goodnight, friendos.
>>58733529
Still, 3000 for a car to my parents was nothing, they spent 10000 each on me and my brother's cars and never charged us a dime
all my dopamine or seratonin is gone, i forget which is the one drugs take away
>>58733601
I'd never sell her, she's too nice, smart and pretty
>>58733604
*tucks you in*
good night my sweet boy
*kisses your forehead*
>>58733707
*farts on your lip*
>tfw shitty internet
>>58733635
Both depending
>>58732622
>>58733755
Why is Mexico so expensive? Is it the fact that you have communists?
Also: Build Firewall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEhahcGUIDE
>Our with the pound and in with kilogram, out with the foot and in with the metre, out with the quart and in with the litre
>>58733755
>tfw god-tier internet
>>58711276
selling gf
$1400 obo pm me
>>58733607
My parents provided alot to me but never bought me a car, because it's my 'own' responsability. I was grown that way. I pay all my car repairs. I litterally just paid 690$ for new summer tires.
Ah wait, yes they bought be a 1999 Civic when I was 18 so I could learn how to drive a stick. God I loved that little car. It was so much fun to drive it.
how do we revive the funk genre, /cum/?
>>58734052
funk died with the 1970's
it belongs there
>>58734095
you're thinking of Disco
>>58734004
What does she look like? What are her career options
>>58734052
it came back slowly with nu-metal
>>58734128
literally no difference
>>58734085
>>58733976
good posts
>>58734156
funk and genre are vastly different
you may be audibly retarded
>>58734085
>tfw got a (You) from le smelly man
>>58734156
lmao get a load of this guy
>>58734201
funk and disco*
fuck
>>58734201
I have terminal blindness how does that concur with audible retardation
>>58733942
How horrifying.
>>58734220
>tfw you are LMM
