crayon pop edition
cara can eat shit
'no'
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>hello party host! where may I park my bicycle?
>party host, oh party host! do you have an appropriate place to put my helmet?
>ahh no thanks, I cannot drink. i'm at the helm of a rugged beast tonight.
>where may I place my lycra body suit so that it may dry for the ride home?
the gf and i
>tfw only talent is gaping my arsehole on command
L E S T A H
I
F
E
L
O
N
G
going to the shop lads, want anything?
kpop lads
Family lunch down the Goose.
In a bit lads.
>>58710275
opal fruits
>tfw ill with a 2 month cold twice a year
human """"immune"""" system
>>58710273
Going to be a magical day for us true fans
>>58710295
You already posted that in the old thread
>>58710243
best post all month
t
>>58710275
pack of b&hs
>>58710316
>deila will never sign a new contract
probably going to regret this desu
>>58710302
>human
no, just your inferior genes
i always get lead on
wish women just stopped speaking to me altogether
>>58710295
going down t'chaser for a roast in an hour too lad x
alri lads.
dad bought me an FBI - female body inspector t-shirt from jacamo earlier
wants me to wear it to the pub tonight
The Krauts are starting to uncuck themselves lads:
>German Minister of Justice Chased Away After Pro-Refugee Speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtiqULqY6Yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKZ-jargVdU
Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
20,100
words
>>58710365
literally equally the gers in his first old firm game and after they've been gagging to destroy us for like 3 years
a new manager is going to get wrecked by them.
>>58710243
>illegal to not wear a helmet when cycling
worst feature about australia
>>58710414
Jewish power is diminishing yet growing at the same time
do other languages have as wide a vocabulary as English?
cara desu lads
fuck off united
just fuck off
>Man U 1-0 up after 9 minutes
>>58710243
how it actually owrks
>park bike against a street light
>don't wear a helmet
>drink anyway because fuck it
>cycle in what you were going to wear to the aprty
>>58710243
fucking kek
NO SURENDEEEEEEERRRRRRR
>>58710530
>believing lawwell and desmond can bring in a better manager
>>58710523
>>58710548
why aren't you posting in the /sp/ game thread?
>>58710487
this 2bh
>>58710481
really hard to say lad
word counts are rough estimates
>>58710579
i am
post timers la
>>58710552
In every single house party I've been to, not one subhuman mong has come on a bicycle, what the fuck is wrong with you?
cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6UZFkrv9-E
how can any of you not vote for UKIP
>>58710611
why are you so horrible
also I cycle absolute twatted off my tits on booze + weed and sometimes a cheeky bamp of ket all the time and its literally fine
alri lads.
fuck you huns
>>58710640
Because it is a meme political party. Real brits vote for conservative.
finally beat the dragun lads
i feel accomplished
>>58710243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
>>58710696
well done lad
going to cycle to my wedding
>>58710664
literately cannot comprehend anyone going to a party on a bike, apart from pic related
>>58710579
I am though
footie is part of british culture you mong
>>58710683
>the so-called british "conservative" party
>the same party taxing sugary drinks
>the same party letting in hordes of migrants
>the same party that literally wants to stay in an orginisation that controls every aspect of daily british life
ahh yes VERY conservative
LEICESTER
>>58710725
well sorry for your incorrect worldview but I am not like that
>>58710725
you must be one isolated loser to not realise how many people use bikes.
>>58710729
>footie
>culture
Pick one
Get in are lad
>why yes, this is a traxedo; a tuxedo comprised of tracksuits. I require such innovations as I must combine the aesthetics of the suit with the functionality required to ride my bicycle to the party!
MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN
>>58710745
economically conservative, not socially
>>58710751
You must look weird as fuck, mate.
just farted
>having an incorrect worldview
shame on you
why are brits have such large penis?
*puts Leicester shirt back on*
never doubted the lads for a second
>>58710725
imagine being this upset that someone rides a bike.
i struggle to believe anyone would invite you to a party
>>58710790
>economically conservative
>bedroom tax
>sugar tax
VERY conservative
>>58710592
>>58710729
why are all /sp/ football watchers complete wankers?
If i'm watching rugby/cricket/F1 or anything else I stay in the /sp/ game threads, why do you feel the need to post here?
>>58710793
not really
probably about 7/10 semi normie who gets laid often
i mostly hold liberal leftist leaning views
bike wanker loves his fucking bike
>>58710833
>football isn't british culture
haven't you got korean popstars to post mate
>nans fridge was broken for a month
>nans super religious friend came and did a prayer and a blessing to the fridge
>fridge started working
might actually become religious
>should i take my shoes off before i come in?
kike wanker loves his fucking kike
>>58710833
>F1
>not NASCAR
>cricket
>not baseball
>rugby
>not American Football
>>58710833
mate this is a huge match
dyke wanker loves her fucking dyke
>bike wanker getting absolutely annihilated by this aussie
lmaoing
>>>/o/14963236
British /o/ is having a meet, anyone here going?
Are there remnants of medieval/victorian times just lying around in rural Britian?
>>58710865
hey mate, do you stock these in the traditional oxford style? i am riding my bike to a wedding and i just ride in what i wear
>>58710861
>no (You)'s
will top myself
>>58710915
what does that even mean?
>>58710848
It's sport you fucking spastic, that's why there's flags on /sp/ to shitpost over there
>>58710887
except the majority of people who don't follow football don't care?
https://youtu.be/Y981k2pSfY8
>he's literally REEEEE'ing at 1 minute
>>58710915
>just lying around
No, quite a lot of it is still in use. Especially the Victorian stuff.
>>58710925
>>58710938
shame innit, I'm still going to post about it here :)
>>58710915
What do you mean? Buildings or culture?
>>58710725
I said a bike, not a fucking bmx stunt-bike you mong
anyone got that youtube video of the autist on tv literally saying
>implying
>implying
lidl don't seem to be selling that cheap cider anymore
cat is sleeping in the bottom of the laundry basket
>>58710998
ian from big brother us??
>>58711012
go to Aldi and buy some Taurus
>>58710949
I love this video, he smacks that bitch hard.
>>58711027
>Taurus
gonna take the gf out for a romantic bike ride
>>58710949
What is this? It looks fun
>>58711018
yeah probably was that
>walking out of a shop
>some prick lets out a big fucking cloud of this toxin shite
fucking vapers, worse than cyclists
going to sell all my possessions and travel the world
>>58711066
wew lad you gonna discover yourself and TEFL abroad as well?
>>58711049
tfw have actually carried a girl back from a party on the back of my bike
she was impressed with my stamina, she also appreciated the bike ride ;)))))))))))))))))))
>>58711091
yeah probably
don't know what TEFL is though mate
if that game dev from memecity is here i fixed my problem
>>58711093
haha course you did
>>58710998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60
It's worse than I remembered
>>58711027
don't have taurus here anymore. they have some local stuff called Cullens, and its utter piss. their pear cider is nice but I want some good strong apple cider
*grumbles about the bankers and bonuses*
>>58711127
ian's based
>>58711110
teaching english as foreign language
it's what most people do if they're going abroad, it's just a course that qualifies you to teach english to kids abroad
>ah yes mlady, i shall bike you home!
>mount up on my stunt pegs of my noble steed and i shall ensure you arrive home safely!
>I love this video, he smacks that bitch hard.
>>58711127
fucking kek
thanks anon xx
If Israel were to begin an ethnic cleansing campaign against the Palestinians it would have my tacit support
>>58711127
the other guy is a 4channer too, he just held it down.
t. knower
>>58711056
>worse than cyclists
lets not get ahed of ourselfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8kJStpcaOs
milo yiann yiann yiann yiann
>>58711170
ahh no, just going to walk around some places and maybe die in a road accident
>>58711180
>being this mad that whilst you wage slave away to pay for car repairs, buspasses, road tax, car insurance, petrol, train tickets and have to sit around in traffic all day or wait for delays, some of us have taken the Transit red pill
can't decide if i have to poo or poot hehe
>>58711127
>2016
>thinking Ian isn't based
>>58711187
You're just being a faggot because he is English and the bitch is a burger.
>>58711267
shut the fuck off
What is the most "American-tier" name you can think of? (not including black names and chicanos)
I think the most Brit-tier name is Oliver
>>58711283
>defending autists because they share the same nationality as you
paki tier behaviour 2bh
>>58711206
What an utter twat.
>>58711317
brad
doug
>You're just being a faggot because he is English and the bitch is a burger.
does lsd, alchohol and a nightclub mix
>>58711317
Scott
or meme tier
Hunter
Leicester?
>>58711351
which apparatus are you using?
>>58711317
chad, seth, justin
>>58711337
nah doug's ok. Brad's semi yanky but i know pommy brads
>>58711323
Did you even watch the fucking video? She slammed her brakes on causing him to slam into her. He is entirely in the right and you sound like a white knight faggot.
>>58711317
hunter
I was shocked and disgusted when I found out you people use this as a genuine first name
>>58711267
good post
not
>>58711317
Cory
>>58711317
tyler
i can't think of any other country in the world that name's people 'tyler'
>>58711317
Ken.
>>58711317
Eric
Dwayne
Brad
Chad
>>58711412
I know a Tyler
He's a cunt, but what do you expect from someone called Tyler
>>58711317
Juan
I have to write a 1500 word reflective essay on a project I did, lads. Someone do it for me please, I won't give you any details on what the project actually was, I just want one of you best lads to write the reflective essay
>>58711423
Paki.
>>58711420
>Ken
that's irish you moron
>>58710180
>>58711317
Cody
Caleb
You can get 4/1 on Leicester winning here
>tfw at emirates and drake starts playing
good feel
>>58711468
Bullshit. Ken is the most burger name imaginable, you silly spastic.
>>58711490
asalama lakem, brother
Am I the only one who only ever opens up /brit/ and never goes on any other board?
>>58711527
You are the worst type of poster
Literal dogshit retard
>>58711527
nah i do as well. Sometimes /trump/
>>58711490
Rasheed.
>>58711527
I think reddit might be more up your street
>>58711331
look at the rest of his videos
he uploads about 3 a day
>>58711527
/r9k/, /fa/, /fit/, /ck/, /trv/, /pol/ (when /britpol/ was about), /his/, /tv/
>Why yes, I defend m'ladies honour on the /brit/ general on the international board on 4chan.org. She was clearly in the wrong but a lady is never to blame
>Please have sex with me
>>58711317
Kevin
>>58711574
any other good british generals?
>>58711604
/britfeel/ is alright
>>58711527
There are other boards? I bet they are full of foreigners.
>>58711629
>/britfeel/
Literal full of prick normies
why are americans consistently the most racist on this site
bit strange, thought multicultural societies were utopias
>>58711527
yeah pretty much
I used to go on more but its all shit
>>58711317
Cory
Tyrone
old enough for kisses
>>58711640
>multicultural
Let me stop you there, friend. You see, the system we employ here in the land of the free is not multiculturalism, it's a cultural melting pot. There's a very big difference.
>>58711527
Yes.
>>58711574
Not bad. I enjoyed /britpol/, usually.
/pol/, /g/, /int/, /biz/, here. Considering expanding to some others.
>>58710915
Half of our cities are Victorian
Why would you take your kid to a politically motivated protest?
My aunt has taken her adopted kid to yet another Unite Union/anti-austerity/anti-tory march and they're going to be spending the whole day there.
When I was a kid I would spend the day playing on my PS2 or playing football with friends or swimming or at the park
>>58711527
mostly just /brit/, /int/, /mu/, /g/. /r9k/ if i want to laugh at virgins.
>>58711777
indoctrination
>>58711696
Actually the term "melting pot" is bigoted and culturally insensitive to traditionally marginalized groups
The correct term is a salad bowl. This is because a melting pot implies assimilation and thats racist.
>Be video game boss
>Little faggot player comes along
>Battlemusic.mp4
>Oh shit I'm losing
>Die
>NIGGA U THOUGHT
>Secondform.exe
>MFW I utterly obliterate him in my second form
>>58711777
>not doing some sort of community out reach to help marginalised minorities when you were a kid
racist
>>58711777
You have to indoctrinate them young.
>>58711777
my parents took me to an anti-iraq war protest when i was like 8-9
>>58711835
>this post
purrrfffff
>>58711777
Lefties like to abuse children in that manner.
loading a poo ... 28%
>>58711853
This guy knows what's up.
>>58711880
Rasheed.
>>58711923
I disagree
>>58711923
ok then mr expert
>>58711923
kek
How do you think religion works you idiot?
>>58711897
This organisation is run by a jew. Just a coincidence.
>>58711944
I remember them saying that the war was a sham and that the Iraq people should deal with their dictators on their own, because intervention would mess it up further.
Good call 2bh.
>>58711317
Melvin
>>58711923
>Give me the Boy and I'll show you the Man
putting an end to anime
>>58712039
what do you have in mind?
>>58712009
Brother of the Joker.
>>58712014
I agree
>>58712039
Very good post
>>58712053
>most certainly not exposing them to religion, adults have what is known as critical thinking and are capable of making decisions for themselves
No
Those who aren't forced into religion NEVER become religious
Islam only has a large following because parents force it onto their children
You are unbelievably stupid and embarrassing
>>58712014
it literally is indoctrination into the faith
listening to andrew jackson jihad for the first time in years what am i like haha x
putting an end to my virginity
>>58712127
I disagree
>>58712146
shut the fuck up
>>58712054
pay the soldiers as much as the anime
young enough for kisses
>>58712091
I agree
>>58712127
>this is what antitheists actually believe
>>58712166
good plan
>>58712142
are kev
>I have no argument but I disagree so le fedora meme
ohhh rejoice to spite this world will hurt and rejoice *mumbles because i've forgotten the lyrics*
>>58712039
*puts anime in the bin*
is it a start?
>>58712189
I disagree
an attempt was made
thinking about poo
not a single argument to be found
>>58712222
*nods respectively towards you*
>>58712210
I agree
>talks about how great someone you don't know is, even though you cannot possibly be interested
haha someone just place a uh *gets out spectacles* a "anime" on my head when i was sitting down haha
*notices no one is listening*
very good then so i will just put this in the bin?
*still no one listens*
ok
>>58712257
this desu
Apparently my ex isn't angry at me anymore even I pretty much blamed her for making me suicidal.
rate the new specs lads
>I have no argument but I disagree so you're an immigrant
>>58712264
you can't deny that the most devout people on average are the ones who were brought up with the religion (any religion)
people of secular upbringing rarely become extremely muslim or christian
we are all products of our environment and the application of the word indoctrination just depends on your point of view
>>58712320
alri smoothskin
Catholic school developed my critical thinking skills far too much for me to remain in the faith.
*smirks*
Unlike those silly Protestants who taught literal creationism
*feels superior*
I am not too rational to be either religious or atheistic
*looks down on you*
another attempt was made
:)
mom just farted colorful garbage out of her ass
>>58712079
>>58712269
what is he doing lads?
moby's actually really good and if you disagree you are literally eminem
>>58712431
*stands up*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
eurovision tune.
>>58712389
done well to condense so many into a short sentence
isn't there something more yanky for a fart though?
>>58712322
What name should we use for yanks? We got a good list of them before.
>>58712389
>colorful
fuck off yank
DON'T
REPLY
TO HIM
>>58712380
muslims are obviously the worst of the bunch,
probably because they come from shithole countries with poor education so half of them never learn to think for themselves.
At birth we are equal and the conditions placed upon us from then onwards absolutely dictate the person we will become (negative genetically caused mental illnesses etc)
fuck off with your low tier comments if you are unable to discuss further
>>58712379
i want to fart on their faces and eat dirt from their toes after cumming on it
>>58712437
*points to you and starts screaming into a walkie-talkie*
SWARM SWARM SWARM!
>>58712453
CHI or chicano
come on boys come on girls you're the diamonds you're the pearls it's your future it's your choice let's build a new tomorrow today
broke up with the gf 2 days ago and she's liking memes about being depressed on facebook now
feels good having this much power
>>58712477
negating*
Think I'm going to end up listening just to Capsule for the next few days ffs
