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our nige
Ich hatt' einen Kameraden
cara
I was a badman before I wrote 'sex' on the wall in primary school
Before skepta made meridian walk
Capsule
ireland
dont mind a bit of banter but hate actual racists
lads lets meet up*
*no yanks
>>58712891
love it when mummy makes me some jam and butter toast and a coffee x
Dating a girl from the Home Counties, what should I expect?
>making new threads when there's a old one still up
why do you do this?
>>58712991
STDs
hate essex people
cockneys are alright, but essex people are fuckign stupid
haha
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36180572
Look. It's the fucking right wing media yet again trying to undermine Corbyn. I haven't seen a single bit of anti-Semitism in Labuor and the fucking Tories are trying to twist every little thing that comes out of the mouths of Tory supporters.
Maybe we should have an investigation into anti-Semitism in the Tory party as well
gf just sent me this
>>58713003
>cockneys
>essex
all the same desu
just got in - where is this meet up happening?
also so this girl is currently out drinking atm idk who she's with and I'm thinking of offering her a lift home then making a move
y/n?
us sleeping together is going to happen sooner or later but i dont want her to take it as some friendzone beta attempt
cara 2bh lads
>>58713016
>I haven't seen a single bit of anti-Semitism in Labuor
>labour are this delusional
>>58713030
is that ur gf???
how did she take the picture???
>>58713066
Hahaha I do believe you just got meme'd my dear
>>58713038
WHAT MEET UP LAD
If it's in brisBane I'm game
>>58713079
yep.
selfie.
how many countries in the eurovision final
>>58712891
Dude 42g lmao
>>58713003
a girl who should've been my gf (tall model who's doing a year abroad) lived in essex
>>58713067
is this the lass who wants to look like Katie Price
some very nice chebs considering they're artificial
>>58713067
bit rank there
>>58713031
very similar 2bh
cockneys are cheeky and cheerful but far more unrefined, still uniroincally find cockneys walking around in tracksuits and stuff
>essex
stupid, loudmouthed, cocksure of themselves, however generally well dressed, well primped and preened.
turramurra meet up tomorrow lads
>>58713092
are u normal
i'll grab a beer w u if your normal
>>58712966
>clans
>Select all images with a store front.
>Click verify once there are none left.
2bh
>>58712963
Me on the left
>>58713161
always have that brand
im a casual racist
>>58713127
>should've been my gf
Ahahaha I've seen some shit but that's just pathetic
>>58713149
> normal
sure lad, sure heheheheh
>>58713139
*looks at a hole in the ground*
hey look its turramurra!
>>58712966
mentioned
>>58713016
>i haven't seen a single bit of anti-semitism in labour
>>58713183
That's alpha as fuck by his standards.
am I retarded or is this all the countries
>>58713038
>also so this girl is currently out drinking atm idk who she's with and I'm thinking of offering her a lift home then making a move
bit rapey that lad if you haven't been drinking yourself and are trying to take advantage of her intoxication
>he hasn't met multiple people through 4chan
feel sorry for you 2bh
>>58712991
Depends on which part, mainly a coffee shop obsession, spending entire days in charity shops, and buying quinoa from Waitrose
>>58712993
>Not doing it just like old times
Alri lads?
Runts are being silly again
But not as silly as Sir Billi
>>58713220
you utter idiot
those are big 5 apart from sweden. those countries give the most to eurovision, so they auto qualification. sweden is in cause they won last year.
>>58713208
newcastle brown
bit nuts how im talking with shitposters at the other side of the planet haha imagine how useful a tool the internet could be if i had any drive
>>58713220
the ones who bribe their way in ye
Someone fucking kill me already.
>>58713220
they automatically get a place because they pay to, i guess the countries that have to compete for a place haven't played off to the final yet
does Farage have any relatives?
>>58713249
fuck
really miss that meme
>>58713265
7/10 at best
something is off with her face
was worried i was turning into a cuck but then i saw a black dude meet his white high test gf and i didn't think anything of it
she was proper ripe too
>>58713237
this 2bh
>>58713280
he's got a step son afaik
>>58713253
Fucking hell, chill out, mate.
>you can vote in 2016 eurovision with an app
finally
you are all repugnant trash.
dispatch yourselves.
summer dnb lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adN0ovRwQFs
>>58713320
why would you actually watch that shit?
>>58713265
don't post this ever again or you'll have my uncle dave to answer to
Gonna go drinking with my friends and my ex later this week
We're probably gonna get back together but I'm not sure whether to bring it up in person on the night after a few drinks or earlier via text.
>>58713332
give me a few years
need to work up the courage
>>58713235
ah yes well it seems i've sent it already ahaha how mischievous of me
>>58713294
do you remember that lad who would come in an reply to every single post with old irrelevant memes
>>58713314
what are you like 10?
everyone knows about these
>>58713344
>why would you actually watch that shit?
I've watched it every year since 2005
Fuck off you boring paki
norfolk more like no-hope
expressing my will to power
>>58713352
HOLY FUCK QUADS DUDE 4 WHOLE FUCKING NUMBERS IN A ROW MAN TOTALLY RADICAL
really want my cat to get to fuck
>>58713240
the janny strike of 2011
>>58713183
how?
i fucked up by going /pol/ on her when i was a fucking retard.
if only we could meet again and me now with my marx ideology. I was such a fucking bigot racist back then.
fuck sake.
>>58713362
i have no crying pepe to go alongside this post, but yes i do
>>58713383
good post
>/brit/
All double-Y chromos. All thieves, rapists, murderers, child-molesters. All scum.
i consider myself a GLOBAL citizen you fucking nationalist racists
@58713393
Don't ever reply to me again retard
>>58713371
Carry on and I'll take you outside, mate.
gonna file an application for a wank
really want to get to fuck my cat
>>58713343
tune
janny won't like that
tbqh i think 190kg is a nice alterego
>>58713433
oh my FUCKING god
ah shit
Was creating Canadians for plan for bringing vengeance upon us for seceding? That was pretty mean desu
@33
muppet get tae fuck ya wee cunt
>>58713413
You just described Africa
/brit/ is just full of autistic twats who failed uni
>if only we could meet again and me now with my marx ideology. I was such a fucking bigot racist back then.
do not have a hat image to accompany my post but pretend I do
>>58713440
hmmm
*jots down in notepad as an idea for my debut novel*
>>58713427
i'm already outside you DAFT cunt
>>58713433
*takes cover* janny is gonna burst
>>58713372
answer the question
i've forced myself or been forced to watch it
>janny let's early threads go ahead recenetly
>/brit/ children start to take advantage
>janny will return and start removing all early threads
you idiots never learn
>>58713521
Let's fucking go then
Coventry lads
>>58713542
I liked it for graham norton's or w/e his name is banter some years ago
>>58713561
shithole
*taking runt for lovely walk*
*starts yanking and chewing at his leash*
*whip him with cow whip*
*bites my ankle and scurries away*
BASTARD
*takes aim*
>>58713542
Because you're a boring fuck that probably just smokes all day and gets angry at people on /brit/
>be me
>thinking i'm based as fwark and think i can fuck and dump girls
>start thinking about her the tall model girl again
>start having massive feels again
sigh
she's the one that got away, nothing will beat her.
nothing...
>http://www.lifehacker.co.uk/2016/05/01/the-more-friends-you-have-the-less-pain-youll-feel-research-says
>Those of us with a larger circle of friends around us have a much higher tolerance for pain, according to a new study recently published in the journal Nature.
>tfw life is a living nightmare
>>58713609
oh shit dudes *turns truckers cap back to front*
>>58713552
why you running? you fat prick
>>58713609
but I don't smoke
and i don't get angry at people, just things
things like abba
>>58713624
>>thinking i'm based as fwark
*whips you with runt whip*
Reminder that all smokers are automatically rude, irritating cunts
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/druids-protest-at-stonehenge-over-plans-to-ban-alcohol-and-charge-15-for-parking-a7008911.html
why don't they just cast a spell of charming on the tories
>>58713624
why do you feel the need to trip?
>>58713635
what you fucking on about?
>>58713625
surely this refers to emotional pain not physical pain?
>>58713665
me on the left
you on the right
>>58713665
this desu
bet they enjoy eurovision too
>females are beautiful because they have red hair
>males are handsome despite having red hair
ahhh yes, the good life. will never tan either lol
*blows smoke into your face*
"ahahahaha"
*cries crocodile tears*
Did a very cold shower
>>58713709
ranga cunt have a cry
*dofts cowboy hat revealing a bird grooming my hair*
evenin'
>>58713659
pls man
it'll make me feel less pain than I currently do.
>>58713709
>this delusion
lmaoing@urlife
>>58713584
fuck off paki
>>58713645
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens https://youtu.be/zQOJsenj_cc
*shoots bullet into the air at a 45 degree angle
>>58713671
have at it then
>>58713731
what is your washing order?
i wash my body before my hair
>>58713796
*flies around world and hits you in back of the head*
>>58713824
grow u p
>>58713809
I wash my arse crack before everything else
then move onto my face
>>58713824
disgusting, genuinely disgusting degenerate
>>58713809
bit silly, some shit from your hair will usually fall onto your body
who here /rat boy/?
>>58713824
dont have a clue what youre trying to achieve
uncle janny is going to come in here in a hell of a mood and whip us all for being naughty because of you
>>58713809
I start by brushing my teeth, then I wash my hair, and then I clean my body and face
>>58713876
think about what you just said for a second mate.
>>58713890
>tumblr
Ah Eh I Oh You
>>58713890
>who here /rat boy/?
kek i loved that scene
>>58713824
fucking hell janny is going to choke on his hotpocket when he sees what your up to
if i put my good shirt in the dryer with some ice cubes will it really iron it or is that a meme?
*blows the janny horn from atop the hill*
ABBRRRRRRRRRTTTT
>>58713920
grow up cunt *knocks you the F out*
super freak, super freak, we're super freakin YOW
>>58713920
*kicks you in the shin*
>be her my should've been girl
>be tall
>blonde
>green eyed
>pretty faced
>nerdy in sense of played runescape and mw2
>doing a good degree
>rejected a modelling agency
>she actually liked me
>like really liked me
>idek how
>ask her
>have you ever had a black boyfriend
>'no'
>good
>asks why it matters
>go /pol/ mode into her
>she's like that's silly
>then i go no it's not
>don't let this go for a month
>we stop talking
>she's doing a year abroad
>getting banged by some euro cunt
>she only talks to me when she's back home
>further backs up my euro cunt theory
fuck her man
I FUCKING HATE THIS WHY ARE GIRLS SO FUCKING FDGSFHNGDFFDGH
IT HURTS SO MUCH
>>58713912
doing a think
usually when i wash my hair, the shampoo falls onto my shoulders. therefore i prefer to wash it first so i can clean that shit off after.
mount jannystone is about to erupt lads
>>58713955
doesn't sound like a good idea to me lad
i don't smoke cigarettes
i don't smoke cigars
i don't smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe
I DON'T SMOKE THE REEFA
>>58714020
and the water magically stops when the shampoo hits your shoulders?
think on lad
>>58714020
I usually wash my hair, wash my body, then wash my hair again 2bh
*distant janny howls*
he knows
if you're worried about asking a girl out lads just remember:
you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. The worst she will say is no and then you're back to where you are now anyway but if she says yes then happy days
feelings are transient and part of growing up is realising that the fear of rejection is what is holding you back even though it is just a feeling and doesn't mean anything in the long run
just go for it
TO: [email protected]
SUBJECT: your post
Just letting you know I didn't read any of your post, in case you were wondering.
Ta!
a category 4 cyclone janny is 2kms away
>>58713979
that's not the lyrics
it's
SUPER FREAK, SUPER FREAK, SHE'S SUPER FREAKAYYY, TEMPTATIONS SING
>>58714049
never really trust water to clean shit fully. just my preference i suppose.
the gf2016 program just got a sudden and very unexpected boost
*puts ear to ground*
ah yes, he is coming
>>58714069
>TO: [email protected]
>SUBJECT: your post
Nice
>>58714119
*cums*
orchestrating a meeting of minds
*glass of water starts shaking*
hm?
oh
dear
dear me
*runs to ring the janny bell*
you mere fucking troglodytes
>>58714069
>>58714127
yeah, that's a pretty good gimmick
>>58714166
conductor we have a problem
Bloodborne is NOT better than Dark Souls 3
>>58713955
put a dry towel in with it
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ lester
@0
terrible gimmick
*sends the children and elderly away*
>>58714210
when will this chaos end *puts head in hands*
>>58714210
CATEGORY 5 CYCLONE JANNY IS METRES AWAY
LADS
NEW SKEPPY VID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhxPhqzMwg
>>58714210
oh me oh my
wouldn't mind being a girl lads
I can be the ugliest fucker ever and there will still be men who want to pork me
*sun disappears*
>>58714210
>i post nudes on blue boards
>>58714259
good lad
5 days til konnichiwa
>girl asks for book recommendation
>give them book recommendation
>doesnt read it
ah yes
>tfw throughout my entire life, I have always been ill just before an important exam
convinced someone is doing biological warfare to gain an advantageous position
Hate to sound like a tumblrette lads but I'm genuinely having frequent panic attacks and they're fucking shit
Should I see a doctor? Scared of getting put on a list which will bar me from employment or something
>>58714222
wordy
>leeds
>fulham
>QPR
what happened?
>>58714372
Hey! Excuse me
*runs after you*
You..
you dropped your handbag
*gives your handbag back to you*
>>58714363
shit he hit his jaw really nasty on the ground there poor lad
>>58714393
leeds are cheating bastards
fulham are unlucky
qpr are cheating bastards
need a cool thick gf
https://youtu.be/fctiF_-RYMU
*puts face in hands*
*muffled sobs*
>>58714414
T-thanks
*front flips face first into the ground*
>>58714393
>charlton
>blackburn
>bolton
I am not a particularly well adjusted member of society and I spend large amounts of time feigning intelligence on an anonymous anime imageboard
>tfw no gf who actually liked me
>>58714393
>leeds
pure and utter scum
>fulham
tinpot club that aren't worthy of the top flight anyway
>QPR
see both above, scum and tinpot
could use a bf
tbvh
lads, what's love got to do with it?
>>58714543
>>58714538
i have an idea
>>58714473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vYuV3OmhE
giz this one a geez
>>58714549
alri tina
>I am not a particularly well adjusted member of society and I spend large amounts of time feigning intelligence on an anonymous anime imageboard
norwich
>>58714602
going down
thinking of moving to Holland. in fact, fuck it, I'm going right now. Later lads!!
*car taking off*
>>58714613
delet this
>>58714613
Really wish I had a friend in london lads, just one friend
Have loads of guys I see at uni or occasionally go out with, but literally nobody to just talk to outside of a group chat
Is The Division any good? I got it free with my new gfx card
Every time one of my posts gets fedora'd I unironically laugh out loud
>>58714643
see you later marty
>>58714524
>blackpool are being relegated from league 1
>>58714668
>8 million people
>not one friend
*bashes temples with fists*
JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP JANNY WE NEED HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>58714642
they did well against arsenal
>>58714643
is holland the right term?
I heard it would be like calling Ireland munster
>>58714562
h-hello
>>58714713
>3,600,000,000 females in the world
>not one wants to be your gf
JUST
unironically feeling quite gleeful right now
for £5 you can try and balance a pint on my nob
>>58714713
What thread are we in now.
blacked
>>58714750
>farsenal
sunderland will stay up
>>58714762
or calling the UK England, haha
*shovels coal for 14 hours a day*
ed do you know yuna
>tfw no gf
Going the shop and buying some cheap vodka, then sitting at home getting bladdered alone to kill the feels. Such is life, hopefully I'll get alcohol poisoning and die.
you lads ready for hillsborough to become a PL ground again next year? :D
>>58714811
>the only white people where he lives are all nonces
hush up
>>58714838
ye
>>58714818
*shoves my cock up your ass 14 hours a day*
>>58714838
yeah dude i fingered her in the back of a taxi 3 weeks back
>>58712966
reeeee normans get out
>exam on Tuesday
>need to pass in order to study abroad in the USA for a year
>didn't go to any lectures
>looked at the slides / readings now and it makes no sense
>looked at past exam questions and I don't understand a word
Well lads looks like I'll be in the UK for another year haha
2cold4me
>>58714900
what's the exam on?
>>58714900
what subject
>>58714808
ha ha
what the fuck is with black people? My black friend is the soundest lad ever when hes with white people
but he turns into a fucking ape when he gets together with his black friends
>>58714762
too many syllables in 'the netherlands' 2bh. I haven't got all day here
>>58714900
>he can't even get 40%
retard
>>58714877
wahey nice
she seems to get around
does geology in uni sound good
>>58714843
will liverpool fans be brave enough to turn up?
>>58714939
tueaday
>>58714961
where is he from
>>58714961
rorke
>>58714842
Feel this post.
>>58714939
>>58714946
There isn't a correct answer to this question to avoid several Bradley Walsh images
>>58714999
I mean what subject
>>58715010
RASHEED
>>58715007
idk he says france but im pretty sure nigeria
>>58715017
political science
ants are mad lads
>>58715017
kek
>>58714999
good post
just woke up wew
>>58714982
No as the oil market is in complete shambles right now, getting a related job will be near impossible
feel like the only one with an interest in meteorology
so basically literally every uni field is flooded at right?
ok
*studies how to shoot birds at the airport*
STOP FUCKING MAKING NEW THREADS
>>58715118
yeah but the degree would take 3 years, things change by then
and it isn't entirely about oil
and I could move abroad
>>58715093
good morning desu
>>58715200
morning lid x
how has your day been
>why yes, I am against fracking!
>an writer's worth is based on how much he has influenced other writers
l m a o
Is it possible to care deeply about someone but not love them?
What is the university subject that gets memed on the least? STEM gets memed on and so do art subjects
Is Law patrician-tier?
>>58715188
then do it. why are you even bothering to ask?
really enjoy cheesy 80s music and there's nothing anybody can do about it aha
>>58715214
not bad desu
woke up at 2 with no hangover and then watched the Leicester game and ma now doing a poo
>why yes
>>58715247
environmental science
>>58715093
what did you get up to last night?
>>58715247
literally lisicki tier
>>58715293
fuck off virginia
>>58715283
Bad lad
>>58715293
>environmental science
isn't this green energy and shit?
are there any jobs in it?
>>58715188
Yes so there will be a pool of 3 years worth of graduates looking for the same jobs. The graduate job market in oil will be fucked for at least the next 10 years
I would advise going comp sci route instead and then going into GIS
what happened to desklad?
>>58715247
>Is Law patrician-tier?
probably as good as it gets but surely it must be flooded no
>>58715228
what?
i study geography
meme tier or no?
>>58715407
everything is to someone
>>58715247
economics/accounting
>>58715407
what are your career plans
>>58715353
He got lung cancer
I studied chemistry lads
meme tier or not?
Which one of yous was talking shit about me when I was at shops??
>>58715282
you cracked the code
BASED AS FUCK JANNY
>>58715455
walter white tier
>>58715465
sorry was only joking haha don't want any trouble
>>58715446
rock star
>>58715471
crawl out
>>58715308
did obscene amounts of cocaine and didn't get in until like 6, couldn't sleep until about 7:30
>>58715465
janny
>>58715335
>>58715364
Its about soil and water contamination and shit like that idk
You can use it to go into planning too
At least in the US its one of the fastest growing fields so its not hard to get a job
>>58715324
rude
There is at least two VAs into this too desu
i study sports journalism at London Met
meme tier or no?
>>58715493
good lad
>>58715341
>comp sci route
Would do it as I enjoy computer science but I'm absolute shit at maths and there's a maths module in the degree
>>58715407
I like geography but its meme-tier since you can only become a teacher
>>58715493
blowing bloody chunks out your nose now? iktf
>>58715446
might try civil service
don't know though desu
>>58715239
yes
>>58715493
how much is an obscene amount of coke?
I study teaching; secondary education?
meme?
just went to /asp/ to see what goes on there
it's all fucking yanks talking about wwe
jesus christ it's atrocious
>>58715526
no because i have good coke that isn't cut and makes your nose bleed
>>58715534
near 2 grams of 90% stuff
just woke up and my balls are all sweaty
Time to sleep , night x
i study?
meme?
Really wish minorities would fuck off back to their own country 2bh
I don't know what they're doing here and neither do they
>>58715525
you know geology has maths too right? and the jobs in oil mostly target geophysics (which is a shitload of maths)
>>58715570
>90% stuff
Wow, you believed that? Moron ahhaah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94eurjqeXis
diversity and tolerance
>>58715612
yeah because it was tested at energycontrol
Just got back from tollymore forest park lads, AMA
DU
DU HAST
>>58715647
was it fun?
>>58715628
my dude's got a fucking canada goose jacket on
what the fuck
Accounting is pretty meme tier
Why not do another degree and then do the training course at the company?
>>58715637
Of course it was
>>58715628
based
>>58715714
look it up yourself
Code: au3Mee3r
Sample Code: au3Mee3r
Substance: Cocaine
Lab Code: 97453
Result: Cocaine 92%
Business idea: introduce migrants to the American lifestyle by immediately running them over with mobility scooters upon arrival
>>58714068
What if you're in uni and don't want everyone else to find out?
>>58715706
this desu,
Applied maths/actuarial sciences while getting ACA qualified is the GOAT path.
Literally guaranteed 6 figures by 35.
>>58715762
So you sent your own drugs off for analysis instead of just snorting them?
>maths degrees
Wish I was smart so I could do a maths/science degree
>>58715814
yeah but not everyone is good at maths
>>58715826
Would never let myself get executed on my knees like that
>>58715532
Thanks.
>>58715874
never found maths hard, but i fucking hate it. could never make myself study it.
>>58715826
i never got why the people in beheading videos never tried to fight back or resist in some way
>>58715885
Pretty sure it wasn't intentional on their part.
>>58715814
It is a very boring job though
I think the only thing good about it is that you can freelance, so you could technically travel and work in different countries
Diane Abbott needs to hang from a tree
>watching life
>mother reindeer loses babby reindeer from heard
>two eagle cunts kill the babby
why is the animal kingdom so rude?
I study life at the University of life
meme tier?
>>58715943
I read an article about this. They do lots of fakes before hand or tell them it's just for filming, or say if they try to resist they will be tortured etc
Still, wouldn't let myself get captured in the first place. Would rather die
>>58715994
the weak should fear the strong
>>58715943
death is garuanteed for them at this stage and has been for some while, by struggling they only garuantee themselves a much more painful demise.
that said I would like to think I wouldnt take it like that, I wouldnt be captured in the first place hopefully. Would certainly get a cheeky AK if I was actually in that part of the world or at least a pistol
>>58715762
>trusting darknet seller purity tests
>>58715874
if you're truly interested in a subject you find it easy
I generally hate the concept of human life but I think it would be a bit more bearable if we killed all non-whites
A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle star dust and to whisper
"Go to sleep, everything is alright"
watching anime
meme tier?
>>58716063
>picking on children
hope they try it with a polarbear cub and the mother reks them
>>58716147
hi Mike
another ragening soon maybe?
>>58716147
Sounds like a rapist.
why was i born ughhhhhhh
dislike how normies hate the predators of the animal kingdom (unless they're cute like polar bears) whilst simultaneously being meat eaters themselves
>>58716187
>>58716219
I'll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!
Don't want just a maths degree, bit boring.
Want to work with my hands and do actual things.
whats your favourite porn site?
>>58716252
Sounds like a murderer.
>just pick the subjects you enjoy!!!
>just do the degree you enjoy!!!
>>58716241
>seeing a baby reindeer getting murdered isint upsetting
>>58716272
get an environmental science degree
>>58715407
where you studying?
no gf
