Vocaroo Thread: !!!HIGHER ON THE BEAT!!! Edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k7T6uuXRn7
Obligatory English:
The one non-intuitive notation for constants is the hexadecimal form of floating point constants. For example, the form ‘double 0x432ff973cafa8000‘ is equivalent to (but harder to read than) ‘double 4.5e+15‘. The only time hexadecimal floating point constants are required (and the only time that they are generated by the disassembler) is when a floating point constant must be emitted but it cannot be represented as a decimal floating point number in a reasonable number of digits. For example, NaN’s, infinities, and other special values are represented in their IEEE hexadecimal format so that assembly and disassembly do not cause any bits to change in the constants.
When using the hexadecimal form, constants of types half, float, and double are represented using the 16-digit form shown above (which matches the IEEE754 representation for double); half and float values must, however, be exactly representable as IEEE 754 half and single precision, respectively. Hexadecimal format is always used for long double, and there are three forms of long double. The 80-bit format used by x86 is represented as 0xK followed by 20 hexadecimal digits. The 128-bit format used by PowerPC (two adjacent doubles) is represented by 0xM followed by 32 hexadecimal digits. The IEEE 128-bit format is represented by 0xL followed by 32 hexadecimal digits. Long doubles will only work if they match the long double format on your target. The IEEE 16-bit format (half precision) is represented by 0xH followed by 4 hexadecimal digits. All hexadecimal formats are big-endian (sign bit at the left).
There are no constants of type x86_mmx.
I'll bump I guess.
>>58709600
I'll do the same I guess
my m8 just left. Back to being a lonely shit poster again, feels bad man
>>58711998
Sing me a song Nige, let me put it on loudspeaker and pretend there's someone home
>>58709193
TURKUMI!!!!!!!
>>58712428
Hi D'shawn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vu0GJ75sep
>>58711694
It's okay Nigel, you're in the vocaroo thread now, everything's fine
> tfw mum sends a pic of her on holiday and she's wearing a cap that says "babs" on it
Wot are you doing with me mum?
>>58709600
Thank you, I guess
>>58712428
>mfw
>>58711694
>my m8 just left
Aw man, I thought she was staying for a week!
>>58716684
Thursday to sunday, bro. Wish it were longer tb h, she reminded me about me old life in Blighty. First time I've ever felt like going back for good
>>58716940
Yeah, every time you're around someone you've known your whole life you always get those feelings of how nice things were back then. I assume. But you know, just ask yourself why you left in the first place.
>>58718660
i want you to do a karaoke lad, proper british one. You up for it?
>>58719441
oooh yes! like what? petula clark!?
>>58718660
>>58719441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU
thats the song, well worth a listen to soak up my local accent
here is the karaoke:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kNWX7Auffg
anyone is welcome to have a gander at it tb h
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zMsa5htN2z
sing sing sing
>>58711694
i pray for you man
Here I wanna request some peeps to play or whistle or whatever a bar or two of Drunken Sailor, andor sing a verse or chorus, so that I can add it to the collaboration me and Mick did last night. Was really fun, give it a listen!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QG376SpoTM
>>58719807
put a solid 10 minutes into this, alright, alright mate? innit? innit mate? alright?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wWK2BfS4G6
Btw did you see the thread yesterday?
>>58720276
>>58720620
will listen to your vocs in a sec bros :DDD
had a go at me local song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I1fWR9Z3BI
And this, no homo, is for you voc buggers that i love. Thought i'd put on a proper english accent when singin' innit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PhNCCXZjyw
>>58720276
so cheerful, I really enjoyed that.
>>58720620
10/10 it was off but damn did I giggle you got the chorus reasonably will like dropping the "h"
no what happened in yesterday's?
>>58721011
>had a go at me local song
I like how you have to force not sounding posh.
>And this, no homo, is for you voc buggers that i love.
pic related
>>58721401
>no what happened in yesterday's?
it was me one-year anniversary, mate. check it
>>58669438
>>58721902
>you saved my 2 minute long laugh
kek
I have a request, ONLY FOR POLES
can you say theese words - вeтep, peкa, peбёнoк, кapтaвocть, paдyгa
>>58721902
looking back on.. You sing a lot of songs about me
>>58722882
no i don't
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02KLAPEhutn
>>58722974
lovin' that high voice m8
thread died pretty earlier... or maybe it's just gonna start to heat up... anyhoo, anybody up for a hand or two of poker? i can stay up another hour before i gotta go back to sleep before work.
i gotta say, this has been a really great weekend by my standards. usally on sundays i feel like shit, but... honestly, i actually feel pretty happy. :o)
>>58723326
i'd do poker but not this early tb h
>>58720276
thats nice :3
>>58720276
i must ask. is this realy you? like i honestly love your voice it's just so delightfull
tfw bad english
>>58724370
Yeah it is, I just dink around and sing in my spare time. I'm not that good yet, but i'm trying. Thank you though!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iW1yP1cCwB
>>58724592
i seriously could listen to you all day. you should uhm i don't even know. you are just awesome
please could we skype sometime?
sinterklaas911beepboobbeep
(i just want to be friends(yes i am serious))
if you do concider skypeing with me one day
i like programming and stuff like right now i am making something like 4chan for school(but mostly for my self)
>>58725150
>please could we skype sometime?
>>58725150
dit is best wel zielig om eerlijk te zijn vriend
>>58725201
oh please i have a girlfriend
and we have a serious relationship. we are together half a year today
>>58725218
gast ik heb een vriendin
>>58725299
alsof dat het goed maakt
>>58725150
>(i just want to be friends(yes i am serious))
>>58725299
>oh please i have a girlfriend
>and we have a serious relationship. we are together half a year today
>>58725299
> we are together half a year today
>still shitposting and wanting "friendy" chats with 4chan attention whores
Bravo
>>58725330
mijn punt is dit ik alleen vrienden wil zijn
>>58725336
>>58725342
i AM LEGIT
>tfw people wont take you serious and think you are trying to hit on a girl
;-; this is mean
>>58725544
FUCK OF YOU YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT
i am just a programming student ;-; wtf guys i just am more comfterable talking with girls because i got bullied allot in the past. i have attempted suicide a lot of times as a kid without even knowing what it was called or how to do it. i just wanted out
>>58725654
>fw people wont take you serious
If you didn't write like a worthless and desperate retard maybe no one would care
>>58725654
>i have attempted suicide a lot of times as a kid without even knowing what it was called or how to do it. i just wanted out
Man...
>>58725654
10/10
plz post moar
>>58725654
>i have attempted suicide a lot of times
Christfuck, how hard could it be to do yourself in? You're a disgrace.
>>58725654
not that i didn't get bullied by girls...
like i still have nightmares about one girl. i was 8 and she was 16 and kicked me realy hard each bus ride home ;-;
>>58725712
fuck of m8 i try i seriously do. i practice english everyday with my girlfriend.
>>58725796
instinct? i don't know.
>>58720276
I had to get up and pace around my room for 10 minutes after hearing this,
fuck you guys i just want a friend
fuck you i will go and program and then later cry my self to sleep
Since we're all about sharing tonight, I'd like to say that I really want to fuck my cousin.
>>58725150
>>58725895
FUCKING HELL LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID /VOC/
I HOPE YOU ARE FUCKING PROUD
>>58725928
uhm you should look at what started it. i wanted a friend but i got shit instead. i don't want any of this
>>58725825
>i practice english everyday
I wasn't talking about your english skills, though.
>>58725825
>i practice english everyday with my girlfriend.
I believe you dude. I also have a gf. Pic related.
>>58725654
>i am just a programming student ;-; wtf guys i just am more comfterable talking with girls because i got bullied allot in the past. i have attempted suicide a lot of times as a kid without even knowing what it was called or how to do it. i just wanted out
Oh man, chill. Chill. It's just a bit of banter, we don't mean anything by it. Shit dude, I know what it's like to feel like the world is working against you. And I get it, it's more fun to talk to chicks. I'm not sure what that actually has to do with you being bullied alot in the past... but, yeah.
It does kind of sound like you're trying to hit on her tho... but, hey man, it is what it is. Join our poker group, we have girls s-sometimes... sometimes... not really, but... sometimes...
>>58725796
>Christfuck, how hard could it be to do yourself in? You're a disgrace.
Damn dawg, innapropes. (You'll understand the reference when you get to season 5.)
>>58725895
>fuck you i will go and program and then later cry my self to sleep
I prescribe alcohol
>>58726002
I just hate bullying
>>58726025
>Join our poker group
Don't you fucking say that m8, what are you doing?
>>58725895
/voc/ is a place for autists to share short audio messages in order to practice a foreign language and/or shitpost. If you're looking for new acquaintances, you'd better look elsewhere.
>>58725898
niiiiiice! hook me up? i'd like to fuck your cousin too!
>>58726009
>>58726025
thanks but i was not hitting on her. i would have done that difrently if i would want to hit on her at all..
>>58725854
why did you have to do that, i don't get it
>>58726176
Because the sound of her voice triggered my autism and made me extremely uncomfortable.
>>58726171
>i would have done that difrently if i would want to hit on her at all..
Jumping in front of her moving car is not hitting on her, m8
>>58726215
How did I make you uncomfortable, I don't get it
i will be back tomorrow. i will upload some audio things then
>>58726257
It just did. And you know what, you're starting to make me uncomfortable, so now I'll ask that you stop replying to me.
>>58726257
stop bullying >>58726314
>>58726310
If you really really want some skype friends try /soc/
What a bunch of soft faggots.
Vous devez retourner à Reddit.
>>58726373
thanks
>>58726397
> calls people a bunch of faggots
> speaks a faggot language
Hon
>this thread
>>58726518
Welcome to /voc/, enjoy your stay.
g-g-g-guys, no more bully!!!!!
what did i do wrong
>>58726516
Excellent banter.
>>58726598
be a girl around autists
>>58726094
>Don't you fucking say that m8, what are you doing?
he's sound pretty fun, if i'm being honest. i'm getting some serious keks out of all of this, and i'm 100% sure he knows that. this ireland-tier shitposting at its finest.
>>58726134
>/voc/ is a place for autists to share short audio messages in order to practice a foreign language and/or shitpost
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqJS07T71I
>>58726257
It's probably because of how fat your accent sounds.
>>58726683
>shitposting
I think you might actually be right here, kek.
>>58726598
Are you the one with the fat girl voice?
>>58726598
Is this honestly upsetting you? It's just some poor idiot who freaked about because of your voice, people are irrational and childish especially people here, just forget it and move on before you make a bigger deal out of it for no good reason
>>58726762
>>58726797
>>58726598
you have a nice voice so some autist spilled his spaghetti
>>58726598
You should have taken a better look at the thread. Just by analyzing the faggot OP and the first posts you'd see this was doomed from the beginning.
If you're the girl that posted the vocaroo earlier, you should wait a bit until the ball gets rolling before posting next time, that way the chances of derailing are lower.
>>58726586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eE7UXoTWLz
>>58726943
Thank you!
>>58720620
>to play or whistle or whatever a bar or two of Drunken Sailor,
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01N04wzTVz9
In D major
>>58727165
So come on my anime posting friend, which one are you?
>>58727207
Noice
>>58727207
awesome!
>>58727230
me in the middle
>>58727321
>>58727348
Thanks :3
>>58726871
>Just by analyzing the faggot OP and the first posts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kKvgCej0k3
Le contributeur.
"Mesdames, Mesdemoiselles, Messieurs, dans quelques instants notre train entrera en gare de Lyon Part-Dieu! Lyon Part-Dieu, 3 minutes d'arrêt! Nous vous rappelons que ce train est à destination de Lyon Perrache. Avant de descendre, veuillez vérifier que vous n''avez rien oublié dans le train! Mesdames, Mesdemoiselles, Messieurs, la SNCF et son personnel de bord espèrent que vous avez effectué un agréable voyage et vous souhaitent une bonne soirée"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jGfPWoF71l
>>58727521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zRBaVRUpRp
>>58727440
Have some fun Pierre http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNzeviRPfH
Wassup?:3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fh98YoS1A8
>>58727910
fug :DDDDD
>>58727910
Pleasant
bought a keyboard on friday, starting practising last night. really fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07TVZrVRRsm
>>58728113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I51P5IX5KV
>>58727910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cgjrRZhRil
>>58728113
noice.
how's that aristocat song though
>>58727910
quality post,
Roaches, rate my Turkish:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QaYEN6M2sm
I don't know if my stopping and starting is due to me not reading the sentence beforehand, specific trouble with some suffixes I'm not familiar with, or just due to my lack of ability to read stuff aloud clearly.
>>58727440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zuAFJSjwhj
I can never shake off the feeling that i sound like a mexican tryhard
>>58727910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s130cJuT57Db
>>58728241
pic related
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lld0TQ9o3E
How about this one?:3
>>58728482
>that french guy posting filler shit
Yeah, I fuckin' that guy.
>>58728241
Delicious rolled rs.
>>58728614
>fuckin' that
^ hate
>>58728614
Rate me that shit was hard to read
>>58728482
>that french guy posting filler shit
Some people want to read french.
>>58728241
Do Czechs always lack in hospitality?
Last time I was there I was dissapointed desu
>>58728909
No idea, I don't mingle with the common folk.
>>58726871
>the faggot OP
Well, that was just mean. What did you expect as obligatory text? Something like "Sally likes to take a walk in yard"? I also wanted the text to be informative, it's taken from the llvm document.
>>58728446
solid 9/10, I understood what you were saying clearly. You should suppress the consonant "r" more, with that way it'll become even more clear. Also you could try to read it a little bit faster.
>>58725150
What are you working on right now?
>>58727694
The last few seconds made it obvious that you're a native speaker. Good job.
>>58728704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uzSb4iv6mv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dDaefVXdtK
Who here is pic related?
>>58729164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZe4WqeAPs
>>58729261
I fuggen like the bird chirps at the background :3
>>58729267
also play a couple of bars of Drunken Sailor so i can match it with the Croat flag. then we need some people singing too. if you feel it you could sing the verse in the first bar.
>>58729507
But it doesn't require you to call me a faggot, does it?
>>58729261
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uzSb4iv6mv
Thanks ! Couldn't ask for a batter r8ing
>>58729646
There are so many different versions of that song.
>>58729863
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Earl-aye in the mornin'
>>58729762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EvAAvCJyWs
>>58729863
>>58729922
or "the" drunken sailor, your choice.
>>58729778
>batter
:o) You're walcome!
I've recorded myself reading a UK propaganda booklet for /brit/ but they didn't care.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EAcWMrOues
Any pointers on my English would be appreciated, I only came to this country recently.
>>58730253
/brit/ has no attentionspan whatsoever, I don't know why you even bothered
Anyway wew desu
>>58730573
I thought they're a good authority on their language plus they care about the referendum.
>>58720620
>whistle
Sure!
>>58727207
>D major
D major it is then!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gHnWaTerMX
>>58729922
Here you go precious family member
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wyj42wb1E3
>>58732112
Awesome! Was hoping you'd post. :D I'ma make this part of the third repetition, cause I'm not sure how well it'd match with the Croatian fluter.
The French guy is going to play guitar to match the flute, so we're gonna need someone to play something along with your whistling.
This is quality stuff, this is really fun! :3
>>58732404
Ooh, actually, after doing a bit of Wikipedia, could you say this instead?
Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
Early in the morning.
No need to do the chorus.
Also, decided not to go to sleep since I'm afraid of over-sleeping and being late for work. So if anybody wants to play some poker...?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBjJtQrJ4z
>>58735179
>17:56
holy... shit...
>>58735338
I may have gone too far in some places
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a5zPe3ZQCa
>>58732710
There are folks sleeping at the next door so it'll have to be done for tomorrow, sorry ;_;
>>58736297
No wuckers mate, looking forward to it!
>>58730253
>Any pointers on my English would be appreciated, I only came to this country recently.
Are you really not native? I only listened to a minute, but it sounded flawless.
what should i say on my vocaroo?
>>58736450
pic related
>>58709193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rS2z0uiFDs
bretty boring desu
>>58736399
I am Polish tbqh.
>>58736554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VbFRoU3HFZ
>>58736349
Which software do you use for editing/syncing records? And is it compatible with GNU/Linux?
I tried to sync my recordings to make a choir of myself recently, but it got desynced as soon as more and more channels joined to the recording:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UT0soca34C
>>58736752
Sorry ;_;
>>58724592
>I just dink around
I know you think that's a word but it isn't.
Where are the Nordwedjan:-DDDDD
>>58730253
>I only came to this country recently.
You'll be leaving quite soon ;^)
>>58736752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kgaet3hbi6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WvseFgFGPl
>>58737947
is that your voice or a random vocaroo you saved?
>>58736776
Well great, great job, dude!
>>58736799
>charlton_kekston.gif
awesome.
>>58736909
>Which software do you use for editing/syncing records?
Just audacity. That voc sounds based btw.
![316[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tYBUQbS.jpg "316[1].jpg")
>>58738159
>saving vocaroos
I'm not that much of a creep.
>>58737639
>>58738279
>I'm not that much of a creep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s063bIc4bK7e
>>58738279
post swedish
>>58738651
Det kostar på att hålla fred, gud vet,
Med den som tigger mig att jag skall sjunga,
Och smickrar mig inför allmänhet,
Men mördar mig I lönndom med sin tunga.
Det kostar på att dricka av hans vin,
Med tvekan fattar jag det fyllda glaset,
Han skryter med att han betalt kalaset
Och kallar mig bakom ryggen för ett svin.
>>58727521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pa90vEJVWR
>>58738939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CepTCRbswi
i ordered ribs from this place but they werent really nice but the fires were 10/10 so i guess its ok
15 euro fries
really good
>>58738939
still cant do it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vvORVKyFKl
Oh boohoo little irish homo, are you going to cry ? You're going to cry because the old frenchman was being mean to you ?
>>58739139
So damn norwegian sounding.
>>58739133
ಠ⌣ಠ
>>58739329
whats wrogn sven
>>58739420
>wrogn
is that a dutch word?
>>58739329
thanks cutie;)
>>58739491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cXlsUtMmgb
>>58738234
I use Audacity too! Could you say which steps do you follow briefly for syncing multiple tracks?
>based
Ty family member :D
>>58738234
Thanks.
Most Britons I've talked with could definitely tell I'm not a native, though most of them guess I am Scandinavian.
>>58739541
you sound a little sarcastic
>>58739565
>I use Audacity too! Could you say which steps do you follow briefly for syncing multiple tracks?
I'm not really sure, 2bh. I noticed that it does sometimes add a brief silence at the beginning, so I just delete the smallest minimum selection at the beginning.
>>58739621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CuWmiBqjRg
>>58739677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m3glgCzyq0
>>58739751
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OYaL4fl53H
hello gays
>>58738939
Someone walked by when I was reading so it fucked me up a bit but here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j0YsoNA6Re
![2016256589[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wGwHvAX.jpg "2016256589[1].jpg")
>>58740233
Not bad, if you worked on speeding it up a notch you could very well make yourself understood amongst the natives.
>>58739808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FoyIY7QTzL
>>58740233
post Pharoah
>>58740190
hello homosex
>>58740425
Did you bring some well whatever you drink in your alcohol paradise?
>>58740425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CrIpYZLARX
>>58740190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PFYpkU07xE
>>58740470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00optkJaCiy
>>58740534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qafGVyXvXI
>>58740425
Hevjið í homrum
Harðmælta kvæðið,
Villu valkyrjur
Veiti mær vörn.
Fram móti Sigmundi
Skip hansar sorandi,
Land honum forðandi,
Fram móti kristni
Kirkjurnar brótandi,
Tróndur til Tórs og til Óðins er blótandi,
Högt kvöður heiðin orn.
Pro-tips: ö is pronounced like the French 'eu', ð is silent and ó is pronounced like the English word 'oh'.
>>58740642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SW6uPIQf4B
>>58740677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IpImcW8Hq6
>>58740677
>ð is silent
I thought it was like a d sound ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PHJ35D1Vlt
>>58740757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dc9rqwIEkc
>>58740844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hsKNE7y1J5
>>58740974
Is this how Ruskis roleplay? I don't want any part of it.
>>58741075
2late baka u alrdy inside it
>>58740844
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PHJ35D1Vlt
Pretty damn solid. I think a native would understand you but your rhythm is quite off.
Compare it to my reading:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e0Yr0pGjFc
>I thought it was like a d sound ;_;
In rare exceptions, yes. But generally, it is silent in Faroese while pronounced like the th in 'the' in Icelandic.
>>58741238
>in Icelandic
That explains it, thanks bae.
What's with the k-sound though? It sounds like you're changing between a hard c and "ch" sound.
>>58741347
A 'K' preceding an ' i ' or 'j' produces a 'ch' sound. Otherwise, it's pronounced as a hard c.
>>58740677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bxZWeUAOJR
Couldnt pull it all off.
Fear ag glanadh cré
De ghimseán spáide
Sa gciúnas shéimh
I mbrothall lae:
Binn am fhuaim
San Earrach thiar.
Fear ag caith eamh
Cliabh dhá dhroim,
Is an fheamainn dhearg
Ag lonrú
I dtaitneamh gréine
Ar dhuirling bháin.
Niamhrach an radharc
San Earrach thiar.
>>58741599
Not sure what happened at the end there but otherwise, really quite good.
Dat voice though.
>>58741674
I brainfarted half way through.
So here, have some in sining instead:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDg0CXOOTZ
>>58738372
the little dots means a h is after that consonant
>>58741921
Fuck me, that's awesome. One of my favourite kvæði.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02S-7HnVY-0
I've been trying to learn by heart in time for the summer.
We /dead/ or what?
>>58742829
Irish kills the thread, always.
>>58742878
I think I'm on a thread-killing streak. I've posted in 5 threads in a row where I've been the last poster. Feels bad, man.
>>58742829
No, it's just too late for many people(4 am here)
>>58743064
Yeah, it's getting late. 2 am here.
>>58743207
Do you live in one of those houses with grass on the roof? Those things are cool AF.
>>58743567
No, I'm afraid I don't but there are a couple of them in my town. Those houses are comfy as fuck.
>>58743018
You won't be the last here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01W4OIwQm9c
lads
