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Keep posting, I'm lurking.
Keep posting
10/10 so far, keep going Hans :D
Serious question, why is it ALWAYS the americans ?
Post more pls
for some reason lately it seems like /int/'s america mocking has largely gone away. is it because so trump is so ridiculous there is nothing to mock?
>>58681909
Fucking kek
>>58681981
>communism = christards
this one is pretty good
>>58682040
They make up 50% of /int/ posters?
>>58682136
Even if we take in acount all the other posters I don't think we can reach your level.
*walks in*
*pulls down my pants*
*farts*
*walks away*
>>58682136
most of those are satiric.
/int/ people enjoy dumb american meme.
i was in the thread in the OP's post. it was fully satirical.
>>58682169
>Doesn't take shoes off before to walk in
>>58682044
>Greece
>Europe
Greece is as European as Zimbabwe is
>>58682117
This can't be real
This is funnier than all the stupid forced memes on /int/.
>>58682237
this is a clear bait
>>58682258
>someone wants to be on the collage
hahaha
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>>58682044
lost
>>58681530
Top tier thread Helmut :D
How many of these are real? I think it's about 50-50 at best, with at least half being just bait
>>58682483
>you're not getting enough protein
topkek
>>58682531
ok. lost.
I'm out, other Hans has to continue if he has any
>Euros will still fall for the dumb American bait
>>58682589
How could I completellly miss this frek?
Do any other Americans say really retarded shit in hopes of getting into one of these?
I'm kinda bummed cause I haven't made the cut yet
>>58682676
I believe this is 100% real.
>>58682639
My sides
Please don't let this thread die
>>58682044
every time
Here is the other one, now I'm really out
I might have a few more.
>>58682676
my last one, though it's from /pol/
>>58682799
United under Sharia Law?
>>58682839
LOOOOOOOOOL
Hope I'm in one of these :^)
>>58682044
that's legit funny though
>>58682887
but this is actually interesting. If we evolved from monkeys how are there still monkeys around?
>>58682912
Kek
>>58682585
This has to be bait.
>>58682359
Sometimes I swear they do it on purpose
>>58682934
humans and other great apes evolved from the same common ancestor, not quite the same
>>58682799
This is not even retardness, it's just a different political opinion from your own
>>58682731
I made the slice of hawaiian one :D
>>58683014
the math is correct though??
>>58682799
This is exactly what European leftists want.
This thread made my day.
>>58683032
>>58683074
This one is the truth desu
>>58683049
Made me laugh, i r8 it 9 out of 11
>>58682958
can you put me in one? :DDDDD
>>58683069
This is correct tho.
>>58682423
>nodoby
>>58683069
what the fuck is wrong about that statement?
>>58683118
How do you know this isn't true? There are no audio recordings of Shakespeare (I don't think)
>>58683118
This is unironically true tho
>>58682282
If you're a newfag who doesn't know that half these are take then yeah
>>58683165
good banter
>>58683118
truth.
>>58683038
My opinion is that Finland should unite with Belarus, Egypt, Brazil, and Brunei and be ruled by a council of 10 year old girls. It's my opinion so you can't tell me it's retarded.
>>58683165
kek
>>58683118
I heard that same claim, though it was more specific in terms of denoting a classic southern Virginian accent (Think Scarlett O'Hara) as closer to Shakespearean English, which makes sense if you think about it due to the earliest colonies landing in those areas.
>>58682934
>thispost.jpg
>>58683165
He is right here tho
>>58681705
When I was a kid I would get really confused if people on America Online weren't from America
That's all I have.
>>58683069
The outline of the government of the United States is laid out in the Constitution. The government was formed in 1789, making the United States one of the world's first, if not the first, modern national constitutional republics.[1]
^ Wikipedia
>tfw you can't meme about being stupid without being put on an Ameribear pic
>>58683118
ffs what's with newworders claiming the still speak like settlers did 4 centuries ago
>>58683363
>tfw this is true
>tfw you realize Europeans are too autistic to realize when people are joking
>>58683169
i'll defend this, the only time a mcdonald's hamburger has seemed attractive to eat was after I spent seven weeks in rural Taiwan eating pigs legs and lake fish
>>58683401
Americans don't believe in evolution, both biological and linguistic evolution.
>>58683169
that's true though
>>58683363
>not memeing for the sole purpose of being in a amerispurdo
>>58682731
I have tried occasionally and been successful in finding one of my posts in a poker face meme. I enjoy getting the (you)s
>>58683165
>>58683169
this is truth
>>58683213
This is also the reason why generals are the way they are.
>>58683069
>>58683118
Both of these are true though
although for the language one the way we speak (except one weird secluded dialect on some ass backwards island that is like a square mile big) isn't very close to it, we are just closer than the Brits. Its like they are 1000 miles from it but we are 850 miles from it
>>58683424
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
That's even worse than being a legitimate tard
>>58682044
Laughed so hard I spilled my drink
>>58683455
but quebecers do the same with us
>>58682731
Europeans can't comprehend irony
>>58683177
Thanks for posting my OC lad
>>58683230
My opinion is that UK should unite with Canada, Australia and India and be ruled by a senile senior. It's my opinion and you can't tell me it's retarded.
Oh, wait..
>>58682639
There's actually some truth to this
>>58683540
I only come to /int/ to pretend to be a retard desu
>>58683540
>when Europeans are too autistic to recognize when someone is joking
>>58683455
No it's just that we know we don't have any culture and dialect is a part of culture. Therefore if America and Britain have different ways of speaking America must have maintained the same way of speaking and Britain must have changed.
>>58683540
It's called self deprecating humor dude.
>>58682044
ok this is the best one in the thread
>>58683607
It's called shitposting
Post other Spurdo burgers
>>58683165
That one's true.
>this thread
My sides
>>58683160
>There are no audio recordings of Shakespeare (I don't think)
Please let this be bait
>>58683656
I don't think you understand what shitposting is Mr. Spaghetti and Meatballs.
>>58683160
I think we got a new one
>>58683723
Probably doesn't realize America wasn't around to invent audio recordings at the time
>>58683699
That's a blatant bait.
>>58683533
Can you actually provide something to back this up? If you're aware of that island in Virginia where people speak with West Country English accents then I'm really not sure why you would continue to argue this point.
The idea that America existed on another continent for hundreds of years before mass communication and went through dozens of waves of immigration from non-English speaking countries and somehow emerged with accents that are even remotely similar to English accents of the 16th century is one of the most genuinely laughable things I have ever seen on here.
>>58683160
I think you made the cut
>>58683160
>I don't think
c'mon man
>>58682799
India has a gorillion languages senpai.
What other boards have flags?
>>58683806
these all are. getting made into one is great desu
>>58683806
With burgers, you never know.
>>58683743
>What is "shitposting"?
>Shitposting is "knowingly contributing low quality, off-topic, or ill intentioned posts."
You should try reading the FAQ sometimes
>>58683858
glassig xDD :DDD
>>58683911
/pol/
/sp/
>>58682851
This is fucking obviously bait. Goddamn, I have to share a continent with people who absolutely cannot into irony
>>58682177 HUEUHEHUEHUEHUEUHEHUEUEUE
>>58683797
america was never around to invent audio recording 2bh
>>58683932
Okay Mr. Spaghettio
>>58683911
>>58683937
anyone else struggle find the non-flag boards fun?
This one always makes me laugh
>>58683995
/tv/ is the only fun none flag board I can think of
How fucking autistic are you guys?
I am diagnosed with autism and get autismbux from the state, but even I can tell that 95% of these are fucking joking.
Maybe the Americans are smarter than you thought, huh?
>>58683995
sp was actually a lot better without flags desu.
All 3 boards are basically the same thing though.
>>58683995
boards with flags are more fun but they ruin serious discussion.
>>58683995
For me it helps to have the actual special interest for the board I frequent. Honestly though, I've come to believe that every board is shit with chance minuscule amounts of quality.
>>58682421
desu I didn't even know AC was a thing until I saw it in a movie
>>58684062
You must have overcome some of the effects of autism tbvh
>>58683160
>>58683723
>>58683765
>>58681530
OH MY GOD
THAT WAS IN MY THREAD
I FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY
I'm so pathetic
>>58684062
I think most anons here know they're jokes.
This asshole be at pussy church
>>58684112
you're doing the same thing as Americans, right?
>>58684062
I think it's funny regardless. Even the bait ones are worth posting tbqh
>>58683069
nothing wrong about this.
>>58682044
Holy shit I can't breathe
>>58684193
some may be, but others definitely are not
>>58684213
I genuinely never knew AC was a thing, the thought of needing to cool your self never occurred to me.
>>58684062
I'm well aware most of these are jokes, but people enjoy laughing and playing up stereotypes.
>>58684094
I believe a lot of boards are filled with nothing but utter shit flinging by people who just know enough to parrot memes, however, if you know how to find the best content on those boards you can learn a lot.
I'd beg to differ with /tg/ though, /tg/ always has a far higher level of quality. Typical posts are far more lengthy.
>>58684136
Most Brits are.
>>58682306
>not their place to tell
>literally their place
>>58682040
Numbers, being from the only superpower (you can live well with knowing dick about other countries) and the lingual filter doesn't work for native English speakers.
>>58681530
Implying he wasn't correct about Macedonia.
>inb4 some idiot says Alexander the Great
>>58682799
This is what the EU wants.
>Most Brits are.
>>58684302
Obesity is actually a complement. It proves how developed of a country we are.
>>58684448
what would have been great is that pic showing a peak in 2008 too
>>58684479
See I agree with everything being said there, but I think the point is that it is an extremely American point of view.
>>58684513
kek
>>58684479
I'd actually be curious to see the context on this one.
>>58683765
>>58683723
You're so easy to bait holy shit.
You need to go back Reddit
>>58682267
Some of these I do have to question like
>>58681909
>>58684513
why do you want to keep your fellow develloped neighboors out then ?
>>58682880
unbelievable
>>58682921
oh god i remember this thread, much lulz
>>58684536
actually i'm retarded, meant 2009
>>58684561
Oh, fuck off German, don't be so presumptuous in thinking that I don't understand that this is nothing but bait.
>>58682044
Yes. It'll be technically true when the kebab become Ottoman 2.0 and annex Greece
>>58684112
Tbh some parts of the U.S. don't really need it.
>>58682044
Legit laughing right now
Top fucking thread, Jerry
>>58684479
How do you explain guns that use non-lethal projectiles then? rubber bullets are one example and I'm sure other burgers here know of others
>>58684600
they cheated their way to the top of the HOI (human obesity index) by buying our food.
>>58682044
>tfw I'm famous
>>58684513
trying too hard
>>58684734
IIRC. it isn't non-lethal, the correct term is less-than-lethal, those projectiles can still very easily kill.
Same with tasers.
>>58684734
Concept of propellant-driven projectile re-purposed for a different task. It's all in the mentality of use.
Rätsel unter dem Meeresspiegel: Die Kinder mit den Superaugen
Sie können unter Wasser scharf sehen. Selbst mit Schwimmbrille nehmen die meisten Menschen die geheimnisvolle Welt unter dem Meeresspiegel nur verschwommen wahr. Eine Schwedin hat versucht, das Rätsel der Kinder mit den Zauberaugen zu lösen.
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/raetsel-unter-dem-meeresspiegel-die-kinder-mit-den-superaugen-a-343596.html
Sie wissen es!
>>58682934
>If Protestants evolved from Catholics, then how come there are Catholics around?
What is this Shit
All these people are probably genuinely retarded or underaged. This is stupid by our own standards
>>58684823
A friend of a friend was tailgating a concert. Drunk people started rioting and the cops used rubber bullets. MFW one hit him in the ass while he was taking a piss causing him to fall down and piss all over himself.
>>58684797
Probably bait desu.
>>58685051
noice
>>58681864
i dont get it
>>58683160
>(I don't think)
>>58685051
>Rubber bullet that causes musclespasms severe enough to drop you don't do anything to the muscles controlling you peeing
Tip top story
>>58685270
That's not how it works. Itsl was just a force that struck him causing him to lose balance. He was already peeing. Its not a magic weapon.
what the fuck is happening
>>58684448
is that photoshopped?
>>58684479
My family used to be land owners in south Mexico, and they told me exactly this.
If you need a gun to solve a problem then words are already worthless. If you pull out your gun is solely fo the intention to kill, not to threaten, not to injure.
>>58685502
but people do use guns to threaten, my dad got robbed by such
>>58683575
kek
>>58684863
Fucking brilliant
>>58683932
Literal autismo right here.
>>58685045
Americans have mastered the art of baiting /int/. It seems to come so naturally to us that most of the time people can't tell if it's ironic or not. Either way it's hilarious.
The stereotype of geographic illiteracy comes form only bordering two other countries on land, plus the fact that geography is not taught in many public schools.
>>58685660
Holy kek that's dark, but nonetheless still a kek
>>58685573
Exactly, criminal use this methods because they are nerveless idiots.
A gun is not a thing to parade or to be proud of, a gun is a killing tool, not a fucking hobby (except when using for hunting).
>ITT: Europoors congratulate themselves on being smarter than Americans when actually they're equally stupid and cucked by people smarter than them into repeating smart things by the European educational system
Is there literally any aspect of life in Europe that doesn't involve being cucked?
>>58685823
>cucked by people
This word really has lost all real definition
>>58684062
Stereotypes are the lifeblood of /int/, we don't care if they're bait or not.
>>58685660
SAVAGE
>>58685823
Learn to take a joke faggot.
>>58685895
You can thank /pol/ for that
>>58685746
Nah honest to God i think you are just that dumb most of the time
>>58685823
>the European educational system
>>58684863
He meant this.
>>58685983
top kek
>>58685963
Pfft, I was there on /pol/ when it was being first used.
Literally was a term in circulation on brit/pol/ before leaking out to /pol/
>>58685823
no ones congratulating anyone
just havin a laff at american and americans playing to stereotypes, just good fun
>>58685823
Why are americans so obsessed with the word "cuck"?
Fuck off
>>58685963
I think /tv/ started that shit. If not, they certainly made it popular.
>>58685823
you likely just earned a place in the hall of fame
>>58685807
>or used on a controlled range
>or used in controlled competition
The problem is the lack of respect for them, even among people who (legally) carry for self-defense. I agree that when the gun comes out, all negotiations are off the table. That's why it's the responsibility and duty of the carrier to ensure that he exhausts every possible option for escape or de-escalation before resorting to deadly force.
The fucks who parade around open carrying or say about how much they want to get mugged just to shoot someone are exactly the people that should not be owning guns.
>>58686231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjYBOoCZSu8
>>58682040
>why does an American image board have a bunch of Americans on it?!
>>58682246
I'm no gommie
>>58686224
/tv/ created the cuck meme
/pol/ made the word lose its meaning
>>58682044
holy shit i'm dying lmfao
>>58686197
meme masters
>>58682921
always have a laff with this one
>>58682934
We didn't evolve from monkeys you fucking idiot. We have a common ancestor with monkeys. Also nice bait.
americans are bro tier why you gotta bully them so much
btw most of these posters are obviously playing dumb
ITT Europeans are easy to bait and don't understand irony.
>>58686723
ITT butthurt burgers who are "just pretending to be retarded"
>>58683331
To be fair, there's no way of telling if it was an American or not. It might've even been a Swede.
>>58685660
Spain does something note worthy for once, top Kek.
>>58687021
> there's no way of telling if it's an American or not
Kek
KEK
K E K
>>58686981
ITT krauts who take the internet seriously
>>58683699
>doesn't get that he was saying that Brits are mostly mudslimes that don't naturally speak English and he was surprised learned the language so proficiently
>>58682306
>>58684405
It's a legit autism.
>>58686197
A true patriot is always on his guard against the four-lettered Jew.
I have way more of Americans getting rent than Americans reking themselves
>>58685983
>>58686981
Good. Then it's working all as planned. Europoors especially will be none the wiser.
When the rest of the world unites against the burger menace, you will find that we are not in fact fat, but have coalesced into homogeneous mega-amoeba-blob that will absorb the invaders and world peace will be achieved
>>58682799
>Same language
>Like India or China
But this is normal ignorance.
>>58686981
Ah the famous german sense of humor
>>58687772
I dont think he was joking
>>58687772
Nonexistant
>>58681680
WHat the fuck... but Omaha...
>>58682044
That had to be bait
>>58682040
It's not funny to save and post ignorance from anywhere else. Some weeks ago a Brazilian was going on about how fats (food) have nothing to do with energy. Would have been great posts to save but since he's not American, it's just not funny.
>>58682676
My favorite. What a refined palate this man must have.
>>58682731
I was positive I would make it into one of them the other day but it was too obvious. Soon, mon ami.
>>58682731
I post dumb shit all the time because even if I try to be intelligent on this board Yuros are still going to call me retarded so what's the fucking point
>>58688433
You're retarded.
>>58682731
I said >>58682044 with the sole purpose of getting into one of these, I was surprised I made the cut since the post itself didn't get very many (You)s.
>>58682851
I was there.
>>58681530
my post
>>58682589
>>58682705
Don't forget the one with the edgy autist
>>58686981
I posted bait itt and it was made into an Ameriblob meme. So yeah, what >>58686723 said stands.
>it's all just bait you idiots
>I posted that and I was just trolling
Amerifats on full damage control
>>58689128
half the people itt realize they're bait, doesn't stop it from being funny though. They're just memes. Wouldn't expect a Germ to understand though
>>58682044
Tfw i was in this thread
>>58687080
Well, there's not. It's not like /g/ has flags.
>>58689253
Some of them are bait, most aren't. Americans are incredibly dumb and that's not even a secret. Everyone knows that.
>>58689595
>Americans are incredibly dumb
How can we be dumb when you're a nazi?
>>58689691
I don't even think this is real. Teachers usually correct mistakes, not point out what's wrong with your answer.
>>58689656
Hey man don't generalise please.
>>58685823
European educational system
>>58684270
That poor guy in the picture.
>>58686358
it's not what I get when I look it up
>>58686197
It's called projecting.
>>58686197
>Why are americans so obsessed with the word "cuck"?
>with the word
