desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: Indian YouTube channel Edition
Invited: Indians (sterilized) + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + East Pakistanis + Mallu-divians and Burmese + Diaspora + People with desi blood + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + Myanmar
Not Invited: Border Police
"First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum" - Proud Desi
>>58656281
real thread
what we listening to here?
Ishwar "Icy P" Patel and the funky bunch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U76loq-MttU
>>58656281
Get out of my country shit-in-pants.
>>58656951
Just listened to Through Fire and Flames for the first time in about 7 years.
I am in love again. Power Metal is best
>>58656281
>making another shitty thread
Butthurt faggots
>>58656281
Anime is cancer desu fampai
>>58656281
Is that Shotgun Sinha's daughter?
>>58657592
;^)
WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND INSHALLAH MUGHALS
I POO
NOT IN A LOO
BUT IN MY SHOE
I CAN STILL SMELL MY CURRY STEW.
Good morning mumbai
Poo in loo
Not in the shoe
You haven't watched the "how to use a loo" video, bru?
Wow, Indians are dumb too.
>>58658688
VEDIC ARYANZ INSHALLAH, WE WILL CONQUER PAKISTAN WITH OUR SATELLITE "SCAT-I" AHAHABA
>be Indian
>>58658754
I love you <333333333333333333333333333
I love everyone<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
>>58658805
POO IN IT
>>58658851
DID YOU MISS ME
>>58658903
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
POO IN THE LOO
DONT EAT THE BEEF STEW BRU
OTHERWISE YOU'LL GET MAULED BY SWAMI DICKSHIT AND HIS GOONIES TOO.
>>58657964
Who?
>>58656281
Tfw no NE gf
>>58659051
>mfw I can go to ching Chong land without any hostility
PAKI'D
>>58659107
North east india. We have our own chinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urkhqof0Q3c
WE
>>58660370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rym865DWWrI
WUZ
>>58660423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbO7RCgCPfE
VEDIC
>>58660370
>>58660423
>>58660573
Just let the thread die
>>58660655
Just have faith
Whenever and wherever there is a decline in /desi/ threads, O descendants of Bharat, and a predominant rise of bakwas threads, at that time I descend Myself. In order to rescue the south asian posters and to annihilate the p*kistani shitposters, as well as to reestablish the principles of /desi/, I advent /desi/ threads age after age
>>58660981
AYYYYYYY
I AM THE TRUE RULER OF /desi/
MY BLOODLINE HAS BEEN A PART OF GREATNESS, MUHAMMAD BIN QASIM, AKBAR AND BIG LULLEH WALLAH WERE A PART OF MY FAMILY TREE. BOW BEFORE YOUR TRUE IRANO-MUGHAL KING AND EXPERIENCE HEDONISTIC BLISS
>>58661307
>MUHAMMAD BIN QASIM
>Pakistanis literally idolise an arab coming and invading their supple sindhi boipuccis and use that as a historical-foundation for their """""""""""""""""""""""""""""nation"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Why is Reddit so shit, lads? I made a post about Khalistan movement and Sikh terrorism, but 'le bro tier Sikh internet khalsa warriors' mass downvoted me.
>>58661389
because its democratic as a opposed to just a free-for-all
>>58661389
>Sikh """"""terrorism"""""""
Sikhs are bro-tier and free KHALISTAN, KASHMIR AND HYDERABAD
>Aaj ki taaza khabar
>Another friendly suicide BOMB blast in porkistan
>May allah bless the dead soul and provide them 72 hoor ki pariya
>Samachaar samapt
>>58661624
>>58661672
>Original and hilarious
>>58661764
>>58661939
MOOOOOODS
>>58661927
Kitni baar ek meme ko daalta rahega betichod
>>58662034
You tell me
>>58661996
Re desi thread hai koi na aaney ka aaj betichod
>>58662141
>it's the filthy faggot watcher
Get out underaged poo in loo
>>58662077
Le meme
>>58662210
>AIGHT,
>NEWFAG
>>58656281
>15:07:22
>>58654509
>13:44:33
Delete this thread
>>58662270
Your legacy was a mistake
>12 posters
nice """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""community""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
we got here
>>58662284
Nah, I am going to bump this shit up.
>>58662227
>>58662280
Heh, fresh off the boat from reddit huh
>>58662344
bish this all YLYL.
AAPKI jalli hui gaand k liye ek tofa bhej ra hoon
>kabbol hai
>kabool hai
>kabool hai
>shaddi done
>>58661307
>MUHAMMAD BIN QASIM
>GREATNESS
Tbh i kind of like when desi is only indians and pakistanis
>>58662449
WE WUZ ARABIANS AND SHIIEEET
>>58662493
GTFO
>Typical SJW
>>58659051
good post
>>58662493
>diaspora: interesting chat about culture, language and lifestyle, new content both in terms of memes and also factual/learning content, poos in loo, doesn't fuck cousins
>actual desis: shitposting, flaming, cancerous memes, all of them seem to be utter fucks up in one way or another, poos in DSS and is the result of siblings fucking.
>>58662549
Hong Kong flag is beautiful
>>58662439
Kodeh ho jao bhai haha xD lun mera app ki bund mein hi jaiyeh gah
>>58662549
Chinese women are very fucking shit. Your language is shit and sounds like some rabid animals are hunting in groups but it is true, Chinese are rabid animals so I'll let it slide down to the intoxicated river somewhere in Beijing
>>58662591
forgot to add diaspora guys all seem to be excelling in their lives
>>58662549
>>58662527
how is that sjw you
>>58662591
literally only indians. need to ban them Tbh
>>58662634
>Bongladeshi
>got out of med school
>gujjew
Lmao
>sardara
>yes, restaurant only poo food
>>58662661
>literally only indians
>being blind to all these pakishitposters
come on now Rasheed
>>58662632
Border mei goli na maar de aapkey mulkh k
>>58662680
You forgot about me
>>58662680
>you
>literally shitpost all night and go to madrassa all day
>indians
>literally play cricket in the street before hopping on the rape bus
>>58662700
kek fine
but yea funny how diaspora are so much more civilised
>>58662711
You're a cuck xD
>>58662735
Your daughter will be married to a paki ;^)
@58662632
stop
>>58662661
>literally only indians. need to ban them Tbh
Nice post Ali
>>58662735
Oi cunt stop this banter before we gaand faad your arse m8 1v1 get rekt cucklord
>>58662757
>diaspoooooooora
Ankush bhaiya is the only successful diaspora. He is 6'4" tall and is built. Wo bahut smart aur sexy bhi hain haha xD.
Asura bhai bhi bahut sexy aur lun bahut bara hai haha xD
>>58662758
>having daughters
>>58662632
haha when's your next power outage haha
>>58662806
MEREH LUN APKI AMMI KEH MUH SEH LEH KAR ANUS SEH BAHIR APKI GAND MEIN JAATA HAI
>>58662821
>ankush
>successful
at being a shota maybe
>>58662862
savage
>>58662862
Hopefully soon.
@58662821
>Ankush bhaiya is the only successful diaspora. He is 6'4" tall and is built. Wo bahut smart aur sexy bhi hain haha xD.
Thanks
>>58662873
DELETE THIS NOW GUJJU
>>58662862
CHINESE WOMEN MORE LIKE CHINESE MEN WOWZAH AGAGAGAA
>>58662873
Don't say anything rude to Ankush bhaia, he is smart and sexy, he is very sexy with his very big lulla haha xD
>>58662869
>CAPSLOCK
>TRIGGERED
>>58662907
D H O T I
H
O
T
I
>>58662976
AYY BBY WAN SOME PUNANI??????? OH YEAH TRIGGER YOUR COCK ALL OVER ME LIKE AN AMERICAN AT BLM PROTEST
>>58663010
>Fatima
>Done with her
>>58663010
D R O N E
R
O
N
E
>>58663120
P O O
O
O
>>58663070
>DEE-PEE-KA POO-NAM RAMALALALALALAALALALALALALA DIKSHIT
>>58663120
>>58663184
>Kek
>POO PAA NEE NAA ALLAH HU AKHBAR
>>58663276
HEY POOOOOOOO-NAM FUCKING SHIT
>>58663516
>le meme
>>58663600
>India's a meme
>>58656281
Is that a half Poo in Loo/white ?
Still looks t*rkish lol
>>58663645
Pretty much your average German ahahahahha
>>58663638
Butthurt mulla about to blow up Clear the area guys
>>58663645
No she's just wearing a lot of makeup
>>58663747
AYYY BLEW UP IN UR MUM CHAP
>>58663760
Ankush bhaiya aaaaaaaaaaoooooo naaaaah haha xD
>>58663856
But your ammi is busy photoshopping herself into this shieat
>porkiblewtan.mp4
>>58663948
YOUR AMMI IS PHOTOSHOPPING HERSELF ON MY PROUD PERSIAN LUN ;^)
>>58664031
>Butthurt again muula lulla
>He got me fellas
img related
>>58664543
haha
>>58664664
Lol
>>58664031
>LUN
>implying you have one
>>58659051
Tfw no NE bf
>>58662954
Boku no piko: the sequel
>>58663645
She's fat and tall and qt and 100% desi
>>58663856
Man you're funny
>>58663760
Are you the lone Malaysian poster here?
>>58665298
Ankush bhaiya is a model student and an actual model in Malaysia. I hope he sprays me with his big lulla haha xD
HEIL OUR EMPEROR
>>58665366
>>58665327
>>58665402
>>>/poo-l/
>>>/pol/
>>58665431
Paki but hurt cause he gonna deport porkistanis
>>58665531
>UAE
L M A O
M
A
O
>>58665646
>>58665298
>Are you the lone Malaysian poster here?
There's a paki who studies in Malaysia but he rarely posts here. So yeah, I'm basically the only Malaysian flag on /desi/.
@58665339
haha bhaiya well said lmao xD
>>58666684
haha bhaiya, lmao xD
>>58658851
That doesn't look like a beach.
>>58661605
Free hyderabad
Wut? Hyd is the best example of Hindu Muslims living in peace
>>58667747
Hyderabad is rightful independent clay.
>>58656281
What is everyone upto? I feel like playing league or Dota again. Haven't played in ages
>>58667786
I'm a Hyderabadi. Nobody here gives a shit about nawabs. We are literally the best city to live in India right now
>>58667824
What is your dota level my fellow raw agent?
>>58667906
I honestly don't remember. I stopped playing it ages ago and ranked even earlier. I guess 4k mmr , could be wrong
>>58668023
>dota has changed a lot
>>58668023
>4K mmr
Wew
>>58667881
YOU'RE A BROWN MALE.
>>58667906
Silver II
why are indians on /int/ so fuddu? IRL indians are good at banter but you only see them getting their asses kicked here.
>>58668125
Fuck if I know
>>58668125
>>58668152
Indians are used to taking dicks.
>>58668072
Yeah. I just read the new patch notes, some of the items are lol tier, it should be fun. I think I'll download it again
>>58668079
It's not much... Right?
>>58668179
You are confusing Indians with your mother. India is only your nation's mother.
>>58668082
There are actually quite a few Pakistanis in Hyderabad's old city area
>>58668125
Most of us here are autists. Not really surprising. Plus you are bombarded with poo in loo and designated so no one will truly acknowledge your bantz
>>58668125
Not really m8
>>58668559
case in point
>>58668618
Thats me madharchod. I'm talking about other Indians.
>>58668559
I have an incest fetish so I hope your country enjoys my dick.
>>58668592
WE MUST LIBERATE THE PAKISTANIS.
>>58668749
K
DON'T BAN ME MODS.STOP BEING ASSHOLES
>>58668940
>mfw mods ban you
Git r dun
>>58668913
>Incest fetish
Must run in the family to give birth to such autism.
>>58669222
Yup, that's why you were born deformed, son.
>>58669016
Let's see how long it takes
>hindustan has lower hdi than iraq
SUPAPOWA BY 2020
>>58669253
>>58669378
gtfo with your gandu comebacks man. At least give me some respect and think a little and come up with something half decent. I even got trips.
>>58669418
>J&K has more hdi than Iraq
Wew
>>58669457
>respecting Indians
You don't respect failure cuckolds.
/desi/ was a mistake
>>58669546
You were a mistake too.
>>58669498
>failure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Longewala
2000 soldiers + a mobile infantry brigade + 45 fucking tanks vs 120 soldiers, one machine gun, a few camels and 4 planes late to the party. Pakis still lose only able to kill 2 indian soldiers. And you call us failures.
>>58669846
P O O ' D
O
O
'
D
>Pakishitposter has been at it for 5 hours
>this is what he does on a Saturday
>>58670016
JUST
I wish I was an alpha Bangladeshi who was ripped and fucked girls right and left.
Please take me strong Bangladeshi man.
Conquer Pakistan and myself for larger TSUUUUUUUUNAMI LAND
PLEASE BABY, WE CAN ALSO ROLEPLAY THE WAR OF 1971; YOUR GF WILL BE A BANGLADESHI INTELLECTUAL, I'LL BE THE OFFICER AND YOU'LL BE THE INTELLECTUAL WHO JACKS OFF TO KEKOLDRY. ISNT THAT EROTIC?
YOUR GF WILL GET A CRASH COURSE IN HISTORY AND YOU'LL GET TO FEEL THE EUPHORIA OF KICKING PAKISTANIS OUT.
YEAH BABY, GIVE ME SOME PUNANI.
>>58669890
D R O N E
I N
H O M E
>>58669890
Yeah any paki would poop their pants after learning of this.
>>58670416
B O R D E R
C O N T R O L
B E A T S
Y O U
W H I L E
Y O U
R O A M
>>58670450
No, we'd shit on the Indians like always.
>>58670510
You aren't even putting in any effort, paki scum. All your comebacks are lame and old. This isn't interesting at all. I'm out.
>>58670672
The Indian surrenders.
How new and intriguing.
/desi/ was a mistake.
>>58669846
Holy kek, maybe they really are arabs and shieet. Literally incapable of winning wars.
>>58671606
K H A L I S T A N
H
A
L
I
S
T
A
N
>>58671606
Should have just used my anime thread
>>58672174
>mfw I sank your thread
>>58673394
>mfw you kept this one alive
What area do the most civilised Indians come from?
>>58673665
Kerala and Punjab
>>58673628
>mfw I spent over 5 hours shitposting
>>58673665
Rotherham
>>58673722
>p*njabis
>civilised
>>58673665
ur mum lol
>>58669394
jesus, that is hot
>>58674091
They are doing decently well on hdi scale and they're not bombing people anymore so that's a nice improvement I think.
>>58673394
>>58672145
>>58670471
>>58669890
>>58665646
Report, please. Get this paki scum out of here.
>>58673665
Anywhere but BIMARU.
>>58674498
hdi is a meme
literally any social ill with indians abroad is down to punjabis chimping out
>aborting girls
>honour killing or disowning kids
>forced arranged marriages
>>58674983
>aborting girls
Genuine problem.
>honour killings
Blown out of proportion and happens all over India.
>disowning kids
Not always a bad thing.
>forced arranged marriage
I don't know enough to speak about this.
I don't claim that Panjab is civilized, though.
>>58674983
>He isn't a poon-jabber
WOW ANON, YOU'RE A VIRGIN?
>>58674983
>>forced arranged marriages
implying It's bad.
>>58675249
Attaturk and Enver Pasha were homosexuals who'd occasionally have sex.
>>58675299
what do I care? It was legal.
>>58675324
Haha faggot
>>58673665
Punjab
>>58675299
They kept it within the same race.
>>58675202
>Panjab
not talking about P*njab itself, talking about diaspora.
>honour killings
not many cases and the names aren't muslim, p*njabis dunnit
>disowning kids
>not always bad
*disowns you for some trivial thing*
>>58675384
You'll never be able to keep it with any race
>>58675417
*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?!
>>58675417
>and the names aren't muslim,
but* when it does happen and if the names aren't muslim*
>>58675346
so edgy. do you happen to project a lot?>>58675384
you were afraid If they had done It with someone else their children would be mixed?
I seem to have started something here.
>>58675472
*cuts off the sensitive part of your penis because an arab paedophile from the 600s thought it was a swell idea, leaving you with the need for excessive lubricants just to masturbate or have sex as well as a benis which is severely dulled.*
>>58675548
so much misinformation. other way around It looks outright ugly and this is widely accepted by everyone who have 3 digit IQ's.
>>58675548
*hologram disappears*
*unsheathes curved Arabic sword*
*doesn't teleport behind you because magic is haram*
Pshhhh, nothing personnel, infidel kid
*mutilates your dick*
>>58675489
I PROJECT MY DICK INTO WOMEN UNLIKE TURKS
>>58675638
>other way around It looks outright ugly
>>58675489
Yeah, gay babies often have genetic defects.
>>58675665
>be muslim
>think jinns are real
bahahahahga haha
>>58675670
Tbh cut dicks look better than uncut dicks. They are aesthetic and you know it.
>>58675665
>I PROJECT MY DICK INTO WOMEN UNLIKE TURKS
no statistics tells me you are a virgin.
>>58675670
now what's wrong with anime eyes?
>>58675725
But when you get an erection the foreskin gets stretched out along shaft and you cant see it.
>>58675725
Have you already joined your local cuck club?
>>58675725
completely false
>literal scars over your dick
>the sensitive glans gone all dry and dull
>>58675714
I guess they are shitty babies. ;)
>>58675378
Most boring Indians.
>>58675722
>be Indian
>He thinks toilets and toilet witches are real
CANTFABRICATE.docx
>>58675750
>Turkish people have statistics for virginity
UNFILLED.JPEG
>>58675795
>Scars
Nah, mine is pretty neato.
>>58675785
>Hating on the Jews
>UAE
Found the Muslim Molana
>>58675784
Would you rather be fashionable all the time or would you rather dress up like some homeless faggot?
Cut dicks are aesthetic as fuck.
>>58675942
>Cut dicks are aesthetic as fuck.
this.
>>58675942
>mine is pretty neato.
post pics i bet it looks fucking mangled senpai.
no way you can cut off a part of the body and have it look aesthetic.
I flinch a little bit when i see burn victims or people with really brutal scars, if i were a girl i'd probably flinch at the sight of your penis.
>>58675417
>not many cases
Are you still talking about diaspora? There have been many committed by Muslims. The amount committed by Indian Panjabis has been a handful over several decades and among a 1 million + diaspora.
>>58676089
>if i were a girl i'd probably flinch at the sight of your penis.
you know you want It, no reason to lie baby.
>>58676055
>cutfags tell themselves to make up for the fact that their dicks are literally less useful
>>58676181
there is not many cases amongst diaspora, but when it does happen and its not muslims, it can only be one other group
>>58676089
>be British Indian
>ask for paki dick pics
CANTFABRICATE.PNG
>>58676190
>circumcised dicks have shown to prevent diseases related to my penis weenis.
>>58676298
You guys are mean.
>>58676315
astaghfirullah superior Quranic Science prevails once again.
>>58676354
In mena we say fuck you for hello just get along ;p
>>58676436
CUT YOUR PENIS
>>58676529
Inshallah will you do the honor?
>>58676529
cutting your dick to prevent std is like killing yourself so that you don't catch a cold
>>58676605
No, my good friend, Dr. Martin Rothschild and Rabbi Chaim will perform this operation for a better future.
>>58676609
I am pretty sure you killing yourself is a humanitarian project.
You know im kinda glad that a usual desi threads aren't overrun by Muslims.
Just imagine the amount of shitposting we would get
>>58676605
>>58676675
>honor
>no u
GET OUT
>>58676751
you'd miss me don't lie :3
>>58676797
>Be main shitposter
>post in every /desi/ thread
I WISH BANGLADESHI AND ANKUSH WOULD DOUBLE TEAM MY ASSHOLE WHILE GUJJEW MASTURBATES TO ALPHA MALES FUCKING EACH OTHER
>>58676850
I'd only miss Ankush bhaiya, woh baraeh smart aur sexy hain haha xD
>>58676921
>you
>main
pakime outshone you in just a few hours, you're just a joke. source of bumps, nothing more.
Post pic, Ankush
>>58676977
Pakime is dead and has multiple IP's.
Fucking faggot
>>58677030
Ankush bhaiya kogh mein rishta deinah Hai dafah ho jao. Ankush bhaiya mereh hi smart aur sexy bhaiya hoon geh haha xD
>>58677048
>being this bumblasted that you were outshone by a fucking weeb
>>58677111
>be me
>get banned thrice tim3s in the past week due to /desi/
>Can't post on /tv/
;^(
>>58677196
Im surprised your on 4chan
is it blocked in your country
>>58676244
>only be one other group
Can't say I trust you, but I can't dispute you either because I don't follow every family related murder in the west.
>>58678083
I'm just pointing out the shortcomings of 'le best integrated group' meme
>>58669394
gross
>>58679491
fag
>>58679581
fuck off
>>58679228
I don't see anyone here claiming us to be the best integrated group.
What do you consider "integrated" btw? I want to know if I am or not out of curiosity.
http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-national/mexico-opposes-indias-unsc-bid/article8343739.ece
So it turns out the beaners, not the pakis, are our greatest enemy.
>>58679857
"Sikhs are bro tier"
>>58679857
>I don't see anyone here claiming us to be the best integrated group.
its a common claim here in the UK.
>integrated
I also don't like the word integrated or assimilated, beyond following laws and working.
>>58680119
literally why?
>>58679713
fag
>>58680119
That's it.
#buildwall
>>58679713
Do u look like a chink?
>>58680265
>>58680379
Don't quote me madrassi scums.
>be gypsy
>do literally anything for money
ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tdvfTKO1wU
>>58680379
>>58680265
>BE CHIANO'D
>>58680983
>BE INBRE'D
>>58681085
>1 MEME MAN
KEK
>>58680329
fuck off
>>58680411
no
>>58681133
f @ g
@
g
>>58681110
>cut
>inbred
>muslim
>failed state
>wishes he was an arab/persian
>is actually just a low caste indian
need i go on?
>>58681133
>does not look like a chink
I want a ching chong boy soooooo bad
>>58681405
fag
>>58681575
No, I'm the only girl on /desi/
>>58681651
>only girl
not true, there's been a few i think
>>58681651
D U B A I
U
B
A
I
>>58681651
Are you the mallu chick?
>>58681948
No, I'm from Poonjab.
>>58682074
i'd poo in ur jab if you catch my drift
>>58682074
t. Jenniferjit
