>Be Latin
>All of my male relatives are Fernando Martinezes smashing qts left and right
>Dad is 50
>Occasionally notice women in their 20s and 30s checking my dad out
>Sometimes women bite their lips when they hear my dad's accent
>All of my friends think my mom is a MILF
>Be 20 year old kissless virgin
Where did it all go wrong for me?
>>58404613
You're the token failure of the family. Me too.
>>58404613
chicano
>>58404613
>>58404654
Me too.
>tfw no southern european bf
>>58404613
juz b you'reselves
Better get the fuck south of the border. We don't an infestation like the US.
>>58404792
But what if yourself is the problem?
>>58404815
>Worrying about spics instead of Chinks, Poo-In-Loops, or Saracens
>>58404654
Me too
>be latin
Are you from Lazio?
>>58404923
>not giving them all equal disdain
>>58404728
some guys shouldn't be allowed to be gay
they just don't make the cut
>>58404613
post pics of your hot dad.
I agree. The right guy is so lucky to have a qt bf
>>58404613
post pics of your hot dad
and mom
>>58404654
>tfw only child
>tfw my ancestors' genetic lineage will end with me
>>58405542
b yrself frend
>>58405057
Why can't two bros just hug sometimes?
What the fuck is the origin and name of this "hot latino guy" meme?
>>58406143
real life.We are all hot and romantic and shit
>>58404654
DELET
>>58406143
Fernando Martinez is the name but I can't give you the origin. Go on http://knowyourmeme.com and look for it.
>be laitn
>dad manwhoer
>mum whoe
>brlgrlprlr
>>58406143
You know that "Chad Thundercock" thing people say all the time on /r9k/? Yeah, Fernando Martinez is his Latin version
>>58406253
You are too beta to understand the wonders of being a Sex God.
>>58406143
Is not latino is a southern euro thig portugal started and beaners think it includes them 31
>>58406225
Actually it's more of a tvtrope thing so I found it there.
TVTropes never cites history of memes though.
>>58406352
The meme evolved to include south/central americans.
>>58406352
>>58406366
Fernando Martinez is a character from GTA's "Emotion" radio. He's a Hispanic immigrant in the USA. It includes all people of Latin heritage.
>>58406143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNzialPtrxU