you wake up in Japan
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i kill myself back to eternal sleep
>tfw I'm not finished my degree and can't teach english in japan yet
hit the ladies with bamboo sticks
Annex 10 square meters around be and become a hikkikomori.
hop on the boat to korea
>>58399052
Kekd
>>58398952
> mayo on that pizza
Go to a police station and ask to be brought to the embassy.
Then make up a really good story how I got here and why they should pay for my ticket back.
We're full and no more gaijins
>>58398952
>wake up in japan
>no one speaks english
>"e-excuse me, where is the british embassy?"
>kore wa nan desu ka?
>wander around in circles until I die
>>58399187
>that
>pizza
>>58398952
"You call this pizza? Back in Noo Yawk where I'm from, we don't call this shit pizza. Where can I find some real pizza around here?"
>>58399135
And then, you'll become a forced labor of Korea by steal something there.
>>58399265
They all speak English
Or at least in the south
>>58398952
looks eating in cramped conditions
>>58399187
>not knowing what Okonomiyaki is
>>58399590
sounds like a pokemon
>>58399590
>being a weeaboo
>>58399679
>liking Japanese food means you're a weeaboo
what
h
a
t
>>58399707
go ask your mom what a Okonomiyaki is.
Mine would ask me if I wasnt too old for pokemon.
>>58399789
I don't understand how that is relevant.
>>58399707
Get the fuck out of my country Chang
>>58399207
This.
>>58399921
But he's exactly where he belongs
>>58399859
maybe look up weeaboo then.
>>58399447
>autism the post
fucking nobody speaks there english NOBODY
>>58399956
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>58399964
You mean this?
>>58400020
That's a weeaboo definition of weeaboo. A real weeaboo is someone who fits any of the criteria on that list.
Figure out how to get to an airport so I can get the fuck out. Maybe I'll spend some time in the capital before I leave though
>>58400092
That's not how it works
>>58400115
Shhhh, let this petty little normalfag believe whatever he wants to believe otherwise he wont be able to sleep at night
>>58400092
This
>>58400115
Fuck of leaflet
>>58399447
>They all speak English
Anon, I have some bad news for you...
>>58400092
This.
Do I wake up wearing what I am right now? Because I'm just in my boxers.
>>58400178
call me a normalfag one more time and I'll wreck ur shit pham.
>>58400214
I see.
You're a crossboarder from /v/.
I see.
>you wake up with half Japanese daughters
>>58400214
>go! go! nippon
I remember an anon posting screenshots of that years before the steam release. The younger sister's engrish moment killed my sides, did they do it justice in the steam version?
>>58400333
why do they have receding hairlines? ageing midget traps?
>>58400333
>i have to put up with these gook bitches who look nothing like me for the rest of my life
FML
>>58400214
>Go! Go! Nippon
Is this simulation game for trip of Japan?
>>58400333
Why are my half nip daughters trying to feed me a mosaic?
Cum on her face.
Become the Last Samurai
>>58400502
All your life? Just wait 10 years and you can impregnate them to make gook bitches with 3/4 of your DNA so they look very much like you.
>>58398995
>A.FUCKING.TREE.
I commit suicide
cut my fucking head off. Racist jap everywhere.....
I don't understand a word and take the next plane back to US
1. Shop in Akiba
2. Travel home with a lot of useless merchandise
>>58400092
nope
>>58400092
I know it's a stretch, saying this to an American, but don't be stupid
>>58400214
>nepshit
How does it feel to have such a shit taste?
>>58400333
>you sleep through finding a significant other of a very particular ethnic background, getting to know them, mating, the first decade of your relation and wake up with three daughters
WHAT IN THE FUCK
![[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_14.27_[2015.07.22_20.39.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LkQk6iz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 03 [1080p].mkv snapshot 14.27 [2015.07.22 20.39.19]")
hope it's tohoku
Is it true that Japs despise baka gaijins?
>>58399187
>pizza
top kek
>>58403085
>Racist jap everywhere.....
Don't lie !
We only hate racist and korean !
>>58404637
HOLLYWOOD'D
