i kill myself back to eternal sleep
>tfw I'm not finished my degree and can't teach english in japan yet
hit the ladies with bamboo sticks
Annex 10 square meters around be and become a hikkikomori.
hop on the boat to korea
>>58399052
Kekd
>>58398952
> mayo on that pizza
Go to a police station and ask to be brought to the embassy.
Then make up a really good story how I got here and why they should pay for my ticket back.
We're full and no more gaijins
>>58398952
>wake up in japan
>no one speaks english
>"e-excuse me, where is the british embassy?"
>kore wa nan desu ka?
>wander around in circles until I die
>>58399187
>that
>pizza
>>58398952
"You call this pizza? Back in Noo Yawk where I'm from, we don't call this shit pizza. Where can I find some real pizza around here?"
>>58399135
And then, you'll become a forced labor of Korea by steal something there.
>>58399265
They all speak English
Or at least in the south
>>58398952
looks eating in cramped conditions
>>58399187
>not knowing what Okonomiyaki is
>>58399590
sounds like a pokemon
>>58399590
>being a weeaboo
>>58399679
>liking Japanese food means you're a weeaboo
what
h
a
t
>>58399707
go ask your mom what a Okonomiyaki is.
Mine would ask me if I wasnt too old for pokemon.
>>58399789
I don't understand how that is relevant.
>>58399707
Get the fuck out of my country Chang
>>58399207
This.
>>58399921
But he's exactly where he belongs
>>58399859
maybe look up weeaboo then.
>>58399447
>autism the post
fucking nobody speaks there english NOBODY
>>58399956
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>58399964
You mean this?
>>58400020
That's a weeaboo definition of weeaboo. A real weeaboo is someone who fits any of the criteria on that list.
Figure out how to get to an airport so I can get the fuck out. Maybe I'll spend some time in the capital before I leave though
>>58400092
That's not how it works
>>58400115
Shhhh, let this petty little normalfag believe whatever he wants to believe otherwise he wont be able to sleep at night
>>58400092
This
>>58400115
Fuck of leaflet
>>58399447
>They all speak English
Anon, I have some bad news for you...
>>58400092
This.
Do I wake up wearing what I am right now? Because I'm just in my boxers.
>>58400178
call me a normalfag one more time and I'll wreck ur shit pham.
>>58400214
I see.
You're a crossboarder from /v/.
I see.
>you wake up with half Japanese daughters
>>58400214
>go! go! nippon
I remember an anon posting screenshots of that years before the steam release. The younger sister's engrish moment killed my sides, did they do it justice in the steam version?
>>58400333
why do they have receding hairlines? ageing midget traps?
>>58400333
>i have to put up with these gook bitches who look nothing like me for the rest of my life
FML
>>58400214
>Go! Go! Nippon
Is this simulation game for trip of Japan?
>>58400333
Why are my half nip daughters trying to feed me a mosaic?
Cum on her face.
Become the Last Samurai
>>58400502
All your life? Just wait 10 years and you can impregnate them to make gook bitches with 3/4 of your DNA so they look very much like you.
>>58398995
>A.FUCKING.TREE.
I commit suicide
cut my fucking head off. Racist jap everywhere.....
I don't understand a word and take the next plane back to US
1. Shop in Akiba
2. Travel home with a lot of useless merchandise
>>58400092
nope
>>58400092
I know it's a stretch, saying this to an American, but don't be stupid
>>58400214
>nepshit
How does it feel to have such a shit taste?
>>58400333
>you sleep through finding a significant other of a very particular ethnic background, getting to know them, mating, the first decade of your relation and wake up with three daughters
WHAT IN THE FUCK
hope it's tohoku
Is it true that Japs despise baka gaijins?
>>58399187
>pizza
top kek
>>58403085
>Racist jap everywhere.....
Don't lie !
We only hate racist and korean !
>>58404637
HOLLYWOOD'D