WTF Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRo0AnR7wlc
>>58394659
the movie is based on a book that was written by an ugly anglo cunt
blame England, not us
>>58394659
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>58394659
That is the role of man in modern society. Any man that licks a pussy is plain beta.
>>58397533
England hat es geschieben, aber ihr habt es gefilmt
Yuropoors sind alle gleich
>>58394659
when will her pussy get TURK'd ?
It's actually a pretty good film.
>>58398765
Says the Frenchman. Why am I not surprised
Fucking hell
That's gross
No
Germany no
And I sit here, never had sex, all those 20 years... Fuck.
>>58399448
just go find some unwashed fraulein
i believe in you
>>58394659
She's hot. Or is it gross because the sex is straight?
>>5839999
>>58399658
Pay attention to what she says. Fucking rancid.
>>58399845
Oh, come on. It's just sexual fantasies and stuff.
>>58398277
You mean roached
ROACHED
>>58399845
What did she say that was wrong?
>>58399658
unwashed pussy reeks of herring
>>58401568
To not wash their pussy.
>>58401660
Unwashed dick smells bad too but girls are still forced to suck it and have sex with dirty penises.
>>58401922
Just don't have sex then with people who lacks hygiene ?
Unless you are raped you can say no
>>58401970
also don't be a sex worker
>>58394659
anzac day?
>>58401922
Except for the fact that unwashed penis just smells of piss and dick. most women find that a turn on
Unwashed vag smells like ammonia
>>58402104
ball sweat has a very distinct odor too
>>58402104
Uncut dick smells like nasty fish and rotten cheese
>>58402157
I don't know the rest but I love mine.
>shown as just some guy walking up
>looks at girl
>she asks if he's hungry
>cuts to sex act
I have a hard time believing any of this is remotely close to reality.
>>58402157
Yeah that's what I mean
Dick smell
Chicks love it
The piss is about 50 percent
>>58402410
i very much fucking doubt that
>>58402388
Are you a virgin ?
>>58394659
I hate when movies/TV jump-cut from unrelated conversation to sex or making-out. What did those Germans say to each other that lead to the cunnilingus? "Hey, I see you enjoy seafood. Would you like to lick my stinky pussy?" These sorts of situations are 1000 times more awkward and uncharismatic IRL. So unrealistic.
>>58402693
no, but no shit like that has ever happened
>>58402756
this is what I'm saying
like they magically agreed that he would eat her out and it doesn't show the weird part where one of them is blunt about it
>>58402756
krauts don't understand how interpersonal relationships work
>>58402870
>weird part where one of them is blunt about it
you mean the part where one of them commits verbal sexual assault against the other one? That doesn't happen in progressive Germany.
>>58397533
BEADY
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>mfw when they're making a movie based on fucking WETLANDS
How the fuck did we end up here? We're making a movie about the most disgusting book of all time.
>>58401991
even sex worker can reject you. she would just lose money but save her life
>all the soft cunts ITT acting like this is the most disgusting thing they've ever seen
what the fuck, you're on fucking 4chan, heck even myself I've posted some of my own stories which are way worse, and I'm not even that bad compared to TONS of other stories which I've seen over the years
Stop being such fags
>>58402157
bitches love the smell of ball sweat
>>58403590
We're boys, it's only natural.
>>58403590
yes, but these are stories and we're perverted people
these things are not supposed to be accepted by the masses
>>58401568
>she hates hygiene
>does not wash her snatch
>she waits until it gets grossness on the level of olive oil
>but on that particular day, it was comparable to cottage cheese
>still had some stranger eat her out
>German porn
>scatological
not surprised.
Wikipedia Category: "Plot":
>Set in an anonymous German city, Wetlands is told by 18-year-old Helen Memel, a schoolgirl who spends some days in the proctological ward of a hospital to be treated for an anal fissure caused by the careless shaving of her anal hair... When she learns that her surgery, which included the removal of haemorrhoids, has been successful and she is going to be released soon, she desperately looks for means to prolong her hospital stay... She secretly rams the pedal of her hospital bed into her anus and immediate emergency surgery has to be carried out to prevent extreme blood loss.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetlands_%28novel%29#Plot
>>58403681
>but these are stories
many of them are still true stories though, at least in my case
>>58401922
Unwashed dick is not the same thing as unwashed vag, virgin dummy. Men do not get yeast infections. Moreover, rancid vag is not just full of old mucus. It's also got old blood and sloughed-off uteral chunks in it. Literal putrefying organic waste.
>mfw 98% of this thread has no idea whats wrong with what they were seeing
>>58397533
>She has lived in Germany since the age of one, having previously lived in London and the Netherlands. She grew up in the Lower Rhine region, in a family with liberal views
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Roche#Life_and_career
Nice try Johannes
>>58394659
my pp got hard desu
>>58394659
fucking degenerate continentals
>>58403756
whats with the anal fetish the germans have?
>>58404277
repressed feelings from the stories their grandmothers told them about the freeing of germany from nazi rule by superior slavic warriors and large afro-american brutes
