Invited: Desi
Not invited: Not Desi
POO!
>>58383355
bhenchod
>no standard desi thread starter
dissapointed i waited so long for this
give me some hindi to read, i wanna vocaroo and you tell me how bad my accent is
/desi/ is merged with /mena/ join there
>>58385103
At least I made a thread. Better than nothing, mate.
>>58385353
What desi goes to mena?
>>58385353
>joining a thread full of katuas
no thanks
>>58385481
TFW no Turkish gf
>>58385481
Move to UK. You will find one.
>>58385717
No can't they are engaged to their cousins
>>58385481
She looks very white
>>58385818
welp, then you are out of luck
>>58386301
No no nooooooooo you need to cut your dick
>>58385366
I was disappointed too, but yeah, better than nothing.
Do colleges in India use English (since it's the lingua franca in India) or a local language? https://youtu.be/djuAvmn37ug I noticed in this video that like all the black people in India for college were from English speaking African countries, which is why I suspect colleges in India are taught in English.
>>58385278
Mere kutte ne saari raat bhaunkna band nhi kiya. Saala paagal ho gya.
>>58386355
>tfw already cut
It sucks, but if it means brown girls will love me I guess it's a decent consolation prize.
>>58386355
See >converting to Islam
That's the whole point. Dick cutting is a must. Can't be a Muslim without that.
>>58386522
>>58386535
>Christian
>already cut
>can I join ?
>>58386421
They are. Examinations (unless they are for other languages, obviously) are conducted in English almost everywhere. No self respecting university conducts tests in, say, Hindi.
>>58386587
Yeap, just say the kalma and you're in.
>>58386712
I just want bussy I won't convert
>>58386651
Thanks. I'm kinda surprised Americans don't go to India for college to avoid getting into so much debt. I mean a lot of people already fly to India for medical procedures to save money.
>>58386850
I live in UAE not pàlestine
No it's not legal
HOWEVER
A 60 year old male can marry 18 female
But not vice versa
>>58386967
uae not desi
>>58386477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19gNyKXvzst
>>58386996
kek where are you from
>>58387105
birmingham
>>58387141
no as in are you desi
>>58387220
yea half
didnt grow up speaking any desi languages though.
>>58386850
>tfw some guy here married a 15yo girl the other day
>>58387380
a friend of mine went to pakistan and married his 16 year old cousin
he was 18 though, so it wasn't that big of a deal
>>58387450
yeah inbreeding isn't a big deal
>>58387450
The guy was 20 so pretty much the same thing.
https://archive.is/OD0KX
Fucking disgusting
>>58387520
its a big deal, just not for disgusting Pakistanis
>tell mom inbreeding is disgusting and harmful
she goes
>'aghar itna bura hota pir quran may kyu ijaazat de gay he"
literally wanted to slap her tbqh
>>58387550
ah yes the religion of peace
>>58387804
btfo
>>58386996
I lol'd
>>58388087
Why?
>>58386824
Are you kidding? Indian universities are shit tier.
>>58388256
Australians really are the best shitposters desu
>>58388163
>>58388087
pls explain how bad my accent is and why you laughed ;_;
>>58386824
>going to india for university instead of a good public university here
are you retarded?
and if you really wanted to save money, you can just go to Germany as an American, and get an education completely for free.
there are literally zero reasons to go to india for university as an American
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uSjgsqDjpM
qt paki from last bread.
>>58388361
it's not bad
>>58388478
This was okay.
>>58388361
Not that bad, necessarily. What you said was funny, that's mainly why I laughed.
And about your accent, it's not horrible, but in the first sentence you paused even though you didn't have to.
>>58388478
me saying the same stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14yaZvr1Sar
>>58388727
>This was okay.
it was the pathan
get in here cucks
https://join.skype.com/fHpjD0CED3eZ
>>58389403
Don't kill the thread please
>>58389403
Thread is ded now. I told you.
Where is the Russian? Where is Asura? Where is Gujjew? Where is Bangladeshi? Where is Nepalibro form that one thread.
>>58391775
It's desi o'clock yet
>>58391775
I'm not sure I can co-exist with A*ura in one thread.
Is Shahrukh Khan really that awful? Why?
Went to Batman v Superman today, I'm very disappointed with it.
>>58392269
asura dindu nuffin 2bh
>>58392269
whoa whoa darling. I already have a boner :3
can we make love?
>>58392410
Holy shit Mohit is such a fucking faggot
>Batman and Bruce are same
Yeah no shit, Bruce Wayne has always been his mask ans Batman his true face. He's been doing this for 30 years and has seen some shit like Robing being murdered by the Joker. No wonder he is jaded and cynical as fuck.
>Lex Luthor
This Lex is represented as new age hip company CEO like Mark Zuckerberg or something.
>spear in water
This faggoty pleb has never seen Excalibur (1981)
>>58383478
Not a real country
Ded thread
