>haven't showered in over a week
>haven't washed my hair in literally two months
>my dick smells so bad because I don't even wipe off the cum anymore after fapping, I just let it dry
Where the FUCK did it all go so wrong?
why do we let canadians make threads
>>58381178
Why do we let Americans eat so much?
>>58381115
wow ur a craaazy guy aha
>>58381115
I don't believe a person can actually be that depressed without that person actively giving themselves way too much self pity.
Get a hold of yourself, boyo.
>>58381324
I wish it weren't true.
>>58381115
Are you too poor to afford water?
How is this happening?
>>58381115
It helps to actually leave the house. Your parents should have kicked you out long ago.
>>58381178
we shouldn't, all canadians do is shitpost
I'd rather be banned than let all this shitposting continue
>>58381178
This. Canadian genocide when?
>>58381442
I go outside.
I just wear a hat so no one can tell how greasy my hair is and I assume no one notices how bad I smell.
>>58381458
You're the first good maplenigger I've ever seen on this site in six years. Literally, actually, factually the first non-retarded syrup jockey post.
You're beautiful Anon, like a flower that grew out of a pile of cow shit :3 I'd make you an honorary American if I could
>>58381557
They absolutely notice, you filthy animal
>>58381603
Well I don't care what they think.
>>58381557
what type of hat are we talking about?
>its another manchild crying episode
>>58381626
You would if you weren't a filthy animal that faps all day. Kind of like how a cow won't blink if flies land on their eyes.
>>58381115
Instead of shitposting on a Cantonese fondue forum, why not just take a fucking shower?
>>58381178
First post, best post
ANSWER HIM CANADA? EXPLAIN WHY YOU SHOULD RETAIN YOUR POSTING PRIVILEGES!
>>58381661
A fedora
>>58381794
I don't care desu.
I'd just find a new place to shitpost.
Lainchan could be an alternative I guess desu
>>58381829
Oh, cool.
>>58381870
That wasn't the fucking question retard
Are you a stinking waste of a mother's time and love because you're also illiterate ?
You could just hop into the shower now if you wanted to bruv.
>>58381942
Yes that would be correct
my wife actualy find it nather nice that salty taste of non washed dick. At least she say that
>>58381115
>be maplenigger
>can't even get quads
You really are a disgrace. You have nothing going for you, should probably kill yourself
>>58382188
I've gotten quints once... ~~
>>58381225
Hey, To be fair, we have equal amounts anorexia to obesity.
Gas the /qa/nadians
>>58382465
Bullshit. I even took your dubs, what are you gonna do about it FAGGOT
Take a long shower and clean yourself. You'll feel awesome!
Literally just go take a shower. You can't be that retarded
>>58382694
>>58382699
Don't tell me what to do, BrazilANOs.
>>58381115
I dunno, you ought to be 1st world, only you know what exactly happened in your life.
>>68666134
>>68666109
>>58382792
That only works with people who speak spanish.
Btw, I was super polite with you and you came back with this rude nonsense.
No wonder you find yourself in these situations.
>>58382792
We're brazilians, we're natural experts in showers and baths.
>>58382890
I'm just joking m8
I just wanted to use the ANO meme, I've never used it before.
>>58383137
Riiight. Anyway, go take a shower. It's good for you and it will improve your mood.
>>58382792
>Brazil
eiros
>>58382878
What happened? I wanted to link posts on Hero's þred on /tv/.
2-nd attempt:
Game of Thrones thread part 1. hiroyuki ## Admin
>>68666109
>>68666134
>>58383360
You need to add the board, it's looking for the posts on this board which are obviously non existant because they're higher then the current ones.
>>58383296
Mb l8r.
I'm just tired of this eternal winter. It's fucking end of April but still cold, I shower in the summer a lot but not in the winter.
>>58383498
Well... Take a hot shower.
>>58383498
Take a hot shower then you stinky fag.
>get a credit card
>have money to pay it off
>don't
>now credit score is shit
also dropped out of college because I can't even be fucked enough to check my email or my phone anymore
rate
>>58383498
the cold showers are tuff, but strangely rewarding, I always end on the coldest setting, or fill a mug from the bath's cold faucet and pour it on me.
What province and temperature?
>>58381115
You will never be this awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjKNbfA64EE
>>58383835
That's pretty fucking pathetic
When I see threads like this I assume they're just joking
>>58381794
>First post, best post
back to /pol/
>>58381115
just take a shower you disgusting fuck, it takes like 10 mins
>>58383835
Lol I got a memay card but I never use it. I really should tho
Just set it to auto psy balance from your checking each month dude. Ffs.
>>58383887
Ontario. It still gets under 0° in the evenings
>>58384079
I thought it'd be a joke if I saw it too.
But no it's true.
>not showering at least once a day
disgusting t.b.h
>>58384227
>not jacking off into your underwear then just letting it dry
It's like you don't even value your time
>>58384363
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>>58384363
I do that but now I have weirdass pimples above my dick. Might have single-handedly (pun intended) created a new kind of STD.
>>58384227
>at least once a day
maybe in Brazil's climates, but it doesn't feel necessary outside of sunny days in summer here, plus it's not like clean water is free here anymore.
>>58384363
Getting really bored of this, filtering Shitnadian flags now.
GOT is overrated
