>Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
>Von der Etsch bis an den Belt
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Über alles in der Welt!
So? The German heartland is still German. Meanwhile, Holland hasn't been relevant in 400 years.
Stay mad Klaas.
>>58367028
>he doesn't understand what the EU is
Von der Atlantic bis an die Black Sea
Von der Medeterennean an den Artic Sea
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Über alles in der Welt!
>>58367072
t. Özcan Türkman
![open-uri20141207-6985-1ktr5o9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u5LhXzl.png "open-uri20141207-6985-1ktr5o9[1].png")
>>58367072
>Be Dutch
>Born in a swamp
>Turn the swamp into arable land because fuck swamps
>Turn the sea into arable land because fuck the sea
>Steal Portuguese colonies because fuck the Portuguese
>Why can't I hold all these spices?
>Why can't all these English ships stay afloat?
>Rule global trade for 300 years
>Slowly and graciously fade into irrelevance, satisfied with such large deeds for such a small country
>Be German
>Born in the most rich, fertile part of Europe
>Fight your neighbors because he has a slightly different interpretation of the eucharist
>Fight your other neighbors because he owns a piece of land you don't own
>Centralized authority, what's that?
>After literally a thousand years of infighting and retardation, finally catch up to the rest of the world
>"I hate Krauts who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more"
>Two destructive world wars
>Lose most of your clay
>Lose your """""colonies"""""
>Wallow in pity over your objective inferiority to the French, British and even the Dutch
>"B-but at least we rule the EU now"
>The EU is so horribly mismanaged everyone wants to fucking leave
>Thanks Merkel
But hey, at least you're "relevant".
>>58367194
t. Zwarter Piet
>>58367578
Is this supposed to be a joke? Is it supposed to be insulting that blackface is part of our natural traditions? I'd be more worried about Merkel trying to abolish sausages in cafeteria's. That list bit of German "culture" that remains is being trashed for the sake of shitskins.
>>58367489
>objective inferiority
>biggest economy in the 19th century
>gigantic cultural and scientific output, tons of nobel winners
>all that without having any colonies to our name
lemayo
>>58368068
>GOAT jewish scientists mostly from rightful polish clay
>try to exterminate them all because a real germanic "leader" decides they are inferior to the backwater city states of "Germania"
Cant make this shit up senpai
>>58368068
>biggest economy in the 19th century
That was America my good Kraut, by the time you unified we were already going wild in that aspect
>>58368322
>Otto Hahn
>Planck
>Röntgen
>jewish
try again
I do agree with your assessment of Hitler though
>>58368450
I was talking Europe
>>58367028
>They don't have MemeLand
>>58368068
>biggest economy in the 19th century
And you have NOTHING to show for it. That's the story of Germany: a big pile of wasted potential.
>>58368533
You actually only overtook us in 1870, and the UK at some point between 1890 and 1914
And that's with 3/2 to 2 the size of our population
>>58368702
>>58368322
>>58367662
>>58367489
>>58367194
>>58367028
stop embarrassing yourself
>>58368702
Not like we got bombed to the shithouse or anything.
>>58368741
Because we were a rural, divided shithole prior to Unification. You guys had the benefit of being united for centuries already.
>>58368821
Makes sense
How do I get a qt patriotic german gf to babble nazi propaganda in my ear as I try to sleep btw ?
Who cares. Europe is still wasting away.
>>58367028
That's a great anthem though
>>58368919
If you're Catholic, come to Bavaria. Lots of qts in rural places.
>>58368973
The Deutschlandlied isn't even close to being our best anthem.
>>58368533
Planck did jackshit ŧbh. Einstein was the one who made a proper theory out of Planck's vague guess, and he's the one who came up with E=h·f.
>>58368973
DDR anthem is miles better
>>58369105
That said, Einstein was still German. Applying nazi-logic and saying he wasn't while ridiculing Hitler is some serious mental gymnasitcs.
>>58369199
>That said, Einstein was still German
He gained American citizenship and said he never wanted to return to Germany. At that point he was as German as Washington was British.
>>58369070
Well I don't follow any religion but you could say my culture is definitely catholic
![1024px-Maas_memel_etsch_belt.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GFRdZxA.png "1024px-Maas_memel_etsch_belt.svg[1].png")
I dream of the day the national German anthem changes those lines to
>Von der Rhein bis an der Elbe
>Von die Donau bis am die Nordsee
>>58369361
>his most relevant achievements were performed in Germany
>he only fled and renounced his citizenship after H*tler rose to power
wew
But why get hung up on one German scientist who contributed to the modern world? There's a fuckton of them. The Netherlands however...wew you invented wooden shoes and tulip cultivation I guess. That's gotta count for something right?
>>58369070
Post best
>>58369136
>gommie
not a fan
