Australians are easily the most influential posters on this board.
Why is this?
>>58361290
NANOMACHINES
>>58361290
Because yanks ride your dick and force everything for you?
>>58361290
>Why is this?
Because of EASTER
the smallest dog barks the loudest
>>58361413
but that isn't true
>>58361356
This is true. Americans kiss aussie ass for some reason.
>>58361413
have you ever seen a dog before, muhammad?
female australian accent makes my dick turn into diamonds
the europeans and americans are too busy being cucked
the canadians are just too dumb to do anything
>>58361516
female australian accent makes my ears bleed. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>58361498
>ass
fuck off yank
>>58361548
better than your accent
your accent is like 'baa'
>>58361619
What should I say? Arse?
>>58361619
seems right to me t b h
I never see non-UK people use the term 'arse'
Is that what Australians really think?
Your bants are weak
>>58361498
You gotta realize how hard the "badass outback aussie" stereotype has been pushed in American pop culture. When you see an American kissing aussie ass it's cause he thinks the guy on the other end is literally Crocodile Dundee.
>>58361656
i dunno, i'm not the supreme dictator of your life or your dad, just fuck off
>>58361548
Silence is the best ornament of a woman.
>>58361668
It's undoubtedly "arse" in Australia/NZ
>>58361681
what about her fanny?
>>58361718
Apparently we're supposed to call it her "arse".
>>58361356
>>58361498
>>58361548
>>58361656
Kiwi bitches love Aussie dick
>>58361753
*glasses you*
what do australians think of italians
>>58361775
ehhh coma eata my pizza
>>58361677
>it's cause he thinks the guy on the other end is literally Crocodile Dundee.
YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT!?!
>>58361775
>Gomez
>Italian
Stupid spic can't even recognize his own kind
>>58361677
If Americans really liked Australia they would watch our sports
>>58361861
>possibly other
Because a fake image of a moot post caused everyone to declare Australians shitposting kings when in actuality they're just spammers.
>>58362023
No, it's just the aussies that declared themselves shitposting kings when in fact no one finds them even remotely funny
>>58362023
It's not fake. I remember seeing it when it happened
source: me
additional information: none
>>58362064
At least we're not getting cucked by sandniggers
>>58361290
>no qt "Strayan gf to cuddle and bantz with
Just
>>58362064
I agree with this person of European heritage
>>58362173
Finland isn't Sweden
But Australia might as well be China with an abo problem
>>58361290
you abos are easily the most shitskin posters on this board
>>58362173
Getting cucked by flips, abo's and poo in loos there m8.
Mudslimes creep in though.
>>58361775
>>58361796
Mamma mia pizzeria
>>58361839
G'day, Mick Dundee from Australia
>>58362248
>>58362269
>Chinks and curry munchers cucking anybody
Funny joke mate
>>58362208
She'd leave you for a superior Brit/Aussie man within days, American """banter""" doesn't impress any woman.
t. grill
>>58362208
they're blond trash
>>58362064
This
>>58362173
And this proves that
>>58361290
Because you salty cunts haven't the bandwidth to do anything more fun on the internet.
>>58361548
Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, I suppose.
>>58361668
Ass and arse are two entirely different things.
Everyone who uses "ass" as in "kick ass" have been unfortunately raised in a nation which uses bastard English. Unless you are calling someone a jackass, the proper word you are after is "arse".
It's a shame the puritans ran away from both the Monarchy and the English language. Now they've spread their broken version of the language around the modern world with the thunderous sound of clapping.
>>58363130
If you ever catch an aussie or a pom saying ass instead of arse, punch that cunt in the head until your hand breaks.
>>58363130
Nobody but Paul Henry says "arse" here
>>58363222
Fuck you and your trips you ass monger
>>58361839
Struth mate you better believe we are exactly like ol crcoky dundee.
>>58364194
Just because you're a melbourne cuckold doesn't mean the rest of us are
>>58361290
Watch your power diminish as the clock ticks towards bedtime
>>58364241
delet
>>58364241
rekt
:DDD fucking normies do you honestly sleep at night? What the fuck lads?
>>58364241
noooooo but muh australia power hour
>>58364241
>Relentless shitposting about America every night
>90% of Americans don't even see the bulk of it because they're asleep
>Only the relentless NEETS like me see it but we're all too jaded to give a shit
Loving every laugh desu
What are my fellow aussies doing tomorrow for ANZAC?
>>58364333
Murrilard time is the most cancerous time to be awake tbqh. It's not even funny.
>>58364223
I live in Sydney but close enough.
>>58364390
spitting on some Vietnam veterans just like Daddy used to
